On Saturday afternoon, after his sister snatched the TV, Qin Ren unknowingly took a nap on the sofa while holding Luo Yao.
It was a sweet sleep, and because he was on the sofa, Qin Ren didn't hold Pixiu's feet and chew them when he woke up.
Pixiu also didn't wrap around Qin Ren's neck and kicked around. He nestled peacefully in Qin Ren's arms, his soft and long eyelashes quietly curled up, and his small nose flapped with his even breathing. He was exquisite, beautiful, beautiful and beautiful.
Cute, even a bit like Cheng Siyun in junior high school in Qin Ren's memory.
"call--"
The sleepy-eyed Qin Ren exhaled a breath, smacked his lips, then frowned and felt something round in his mouth.
Golden elixir? Master has become an immortal?
When did it happen...
Could it be that Little Snake'er was practicing double cultivation with him while he was sleeping?
It shouldn't be, it's broad daylight, not to mention Yu Ling'er behind you, my sister is still there, little Snake'er is clearly in the CD when she's in love, how can she be so crazy...
…
Usually when people first wake up, their heads are always groggy and full of random thoughts.
Soon, after rubbing his eyelids, Qin Ren discovered that there was no golden elixir. He had just fallen asleep with a pistachio in his mouth by accident. He couldn't help but feel scared. If he choked, he might die suddenly.
Know how to die.
But fortunately, my sister was also sitting on the sofa. Yu Ling'er behind her was also playing games. Yu Yourong on the balcony was watering the flowers. Qin Ren looked around at the girls around the house and suddenly noticed that there was an ordinary girl.
From the perspective of an honest human male, he actually lives a fairly secure life.
"Qing'er."
"Um…"
Gu Qing looked attentive and stared at the TV. She was like this before Qin Ren woke up, and she was still like this after waking up.
"Did I travel through time, or did you drive 3x the speed?"
Qin Ren pointed to "Game of Thrones" playing on TV:
"Is this already the third season?"
"Yes."
My sister turned her head expressionlessly:
"Qin Ren, you've been sleeping for three months, and it's already the New Year."
"?!What?"
As a former exorcist who was accustomed to seeing strange things, Qin Ren believed his sister's nonsense almost without hesitation. He jumped up from the sofa in shock. Luo Yao in his arms also fell down and bounced on the sofa for two seconds.
Next, he frowned uncomfortably and continued to eat his fingers and dream.
"What happened? I slept for three months?!"
His sister suppressed her smile and nodded. Qin Ren continued to be confused. It wasn't until Yu Ling'er behind him burst into laughter and secretly cursed "pig head" that Qin Ren instantly realized that he had been tricked. He drooped his eyelids and looked at the big snake.
I took off the broken sound-leakage earphones from my son's head and prepared to put on the newly bought earphones that can reduce and isolate noise normally.
"Oh, it's all your fault, I died again!" Da Snake pointed at the screen dissatisfied.
"On Earth, any girlfriend who laughs at her boyfriend will be punished."
Qin Ren whispered and grabbed a handful of the big snake on the full moon:
"If you do it again in the future, you will be fined twice."
"Ouch!...You... again..."
The blushing Yu Ling'er glanced at Lu Qing, who was concentrating on watching TV, then turned back and glared at Qin Ren with bulging cheeks.
But that's all. Since all girlfriends on earth are like this, then Yu Ling'er can only do as the Romans do. He covered his butt and glared at Qin Ren perfunctorily:
"Next time...next time, change the place and don't punish like this..."
"Huh? Does that mean you want to do it again next time?"
Qin Ren leaned into her ear and said mysteriously:
"Baby, there is something I have wanted to say for a long time..."
"Wha...what?"
Yu Ling'er switched between the pistol and the sniper rifle restlessly, feeling that what Qin Ren said was probably not a good thing, otherwise he wouldn't have spoken so quietly behind his sister's back.
"Do you have...that tendency?"
"tendency?"
"You just like...ahem...being punished...being bullied or something?"
"Qin! Do you think you are a pervert? Do you think I should become a pervert like you?"
"Okay, it's okay for a husband to sing and a wife to do as she pleases..."
"Pooh!"
The bad guy had too many fallacies, and the lord of the clan scolded him very righteously, but it was Qin Ren who saw the clues from his micro-expression:
"Baby, what do you feel guilty about?"
"Where am I guilty?"
"You raise your eyebrows every time you feel guilty, your eyes look everywhere, and your heartbeat becomes erratic... Huh? I seem to hear that there is something wrong with your heartbeat. Baby, let me check it quickly..."
"Hey~ You're a scumbag! Go away..."
…
In fact, Qin Ren was just pretending to tease the big snakes. His voice was very low during the whole process, and he was fumbling. After all, his sister was on the sofa, and he just learned about his relationship with the two snakes last night, so Qin Ren was temporarily
I don’t dare to do it so boldly in front of my sister.
"Qing'er."
He returned to the sofa, put Pixiu on the armrest, and sat next to his sister again:
"So how did you watch it? You were watching the first season before I went to bed, and you were watching the third season when you woke up?"
"I was dancing to watch it."
Gu Qing still stared at the TV and shook the phone in his hand:
"I roughly understand the plot, I just want to see some... details."
"What details?"
"You don't care."
Gu Qing stopped talking. It would be hard for her to tell her brother how much she cared about the plot between James and Queen Catherine, let alone how disappointed she was after discovering that the plot between the two didn't have as many details as she imagined.
.
The sister who was kneeling on the sofa put her legs together under the round arc of her waist. Her heels were pressed underneath, leaving only two soft soles exposed. Qin Ren scratched her through her pink cotton socks.
It’s really like the kind of marshmallows my sister and I used to eat when we were kids:
"Qing'er, has the dragon come out?"
"What a fart!"
Gu Qing was itchy from being tickled, the soles of her feet were warm, and her face was also warm.
"Just scratch it again! Just two more scratches and it will come out!"
"Oh, as the saying goes, if you scratch it, it will take ten years..."
"?"
Gu Qing knew very well whether this was a common saying or his brother's nonsense. He shrank his feet, avoided Qin Ren's fingers, hid the soles of his feet under his buttocks, and then scolded him with some embarrassment:
"Do you want to watch it with me? If you don't want to watch it, just go away."
"Where to go?"
"Go play with your girlfriend's feet..."
"What are you talking about? I'm not a foot control person."
Qin Ren feels that the girls around him seem to be treating themselves as perverts more and more recently. Even his own sister is like this, which is really chilling.
From another angle, my sister said the word "girlfriend" loudly on purpose. The little snake on the balcony and the big snake in front of the computer moved their ears almost at the same time, and a hint of shyness flashed in their eyes at the same time.
.
After all, what Gu Qing meant by his words was actually equivalent to accepting the new status of master and apprentice as her brother's girlfriend.
Of course, it is not clear whether they approve or not and to what extent, but at least they have not shown any obvious rejection so far. It is the first time for both snakes to be someone else's girlfriend, so they will naturally care about Gu Qing.
of view.
Another point is that the snakes felt that Qin Ren, a big pig with trotters, performed quite well last night. At least he explained everything to Lu Qing openly and clearly as soon as possible.
…
Jingle Bell--
At this moment, a series of phone rings made Qin Ren reflexively frown.
As for weekend phone calls, all migrant workers know it.
However, when I took it out and looked at it, fortunately, it was not from the company.
"Hello…"
"Hey, hey, brother-in-law, guess who I am~"
"Why don't you listen to what you are saying? Are you stupid?"
Xiao Chengzi's voice is always like glutinous rice candy, sweet and sticky but not cloying. In addition, the relationship with her now seems to have become closer unintentionally, and Qin Ren is becoming more and more confident when talking to her.
He was so gentle when facing the big orange, but he might not have noticed it himself.
"Brother-in-law, guess again why I called you?"
"Well... I'm full after eating."
Qin Ren gave the answer decisively. In the past, this was usually the reason why my sister-in-law called.
"Wrong! Huh, you think I rarely call you. It's a mission given to me by my sister..."
"Task?"
"Yes, she asked me to chat with you whenever I have nothing to do, um... to prevent... you~ from cheating~"
"..."
My sister-in-law deliberately spoke the last three words in a low voice, so the teasing meaning in them naturally goes without saying.
But having said that, when Chengzi called last time, he said that he wanted his sister to spend more time with him...it turned out that he not only told himself, but also said hello to Cheng Siyu, which shows that she was thinking about it seriously.
What's going on?
Alas, it's a pity that Qin Ren not only cheated on her, but also hid it from her with her sister-in-law...
Thinking of Chengzi's possible attitude in the future after learning about these nonsense, Qin Ren's happy weekend mood was gradually overwhelmed by waves of apologies...
"So you just called me because you have nothing to talk about? Then just tell Chengzi that you have completed the task, and I will cooperate with you in colluding with you to confess."
"What do you mean, you have nothing to talk about? I talk a lot, and my parents have a lot of things to do..."
Qin Ren's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this.
What about the father-in-law and mother-in-law?
That is indeed worth talking about, especially about father-in-law Cheng Dingguo. When Qin Ren went to visit during the Mid-Autumn Festival, he felt that his attitude towards him still had not improved much. It was still necessary to understand some of his father-in-law's daily life.
"Let's talk, what's going on with them?"
"It's trivial, there's everything. For example, yesterday my father heard a wail of ouch coming from his mother's room. He was so worried that he wanted to go in and take a look, but his mother refused to let him in, so he could only stand outside and stare. In the end,
Then I found out that my mother was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone. The mobile phone fell out of her grasp and hit her nose..."
To be honest, everyone has encountered such a thing as a cell phone being smashed in the face, but it is difficult for Qin Ren to connect this scene with the image of Mrs. Tong.
Um…
Could it be that Mrs. Tong, in addition to having the personalities of both daughters, also has some kind of hidden personality that is naive and naive?
But compared to this, Qin Ren is more curious about the lifestyle of his father-in-law and mother-in-law. I heard last time that the couple has been sleeping in separate rooms and treating each other as guests. When I heard about this again today, I couldn't help but laugh.
Two sounds:
"Does Uncle Cheng need such a strict permission order to enter Aunt Tong's bedroom?"
"Of course, otherwise the room sharing will not be in vain?"
"This situation...has it been like this since you were young?"
"yes."
Little Chengzi thinks it’s normal:
"I think dad is a loyal dog to mom."
"Loyal dog…"
But no matter how loyal the dog is, the couple will keep a distance to this extent, let alone living in separate rooms...
Tsk tsk.
It's quite strange. Qin Ren doesn't know how to evaluate it. He only saw that the plot of Game of Thrones on TV also happened to feature a group of loyal dogs called "The Unsullied" who were being subdued by the dragon mother and were ready to follow, protect and be loyal to them for the rest of their lives.
Dragon Mother.
Of course, such loyal dogs can only appear on TV. After all, the "Dirters" are a group of men who have had their "wisdom roots" cut off and cannot be called men...
"Brother-in-law, it's your turn."
"Huh? What's my turn?"
"Oh, I've been chatting about family matters for a long time, now it's your turn."