On Saturday morning, Gu Qing was originally awakened by the aroma of black sesame soy milk in the living room, but after pushing someone next to him, his groggy little head became a little more awake.
"...Small, fragrant and soft...hehe..."
"..."
This pig's trotters! It smells so good even in a perverted dream!
Obviously the two of them were so considerate last night, but in the end...
Gu Qing's lips were slightly opened, and he raised his fingertips to touch it lightly, holding the lilac in his mouth. A feeling of embarrassment and sweetness surged up in his heart, and soon turned into a pink cloud floating from his cheeks.
Passed by, and then disappeared quickly. Looking at Qin Ren with a relaxed expression, his delicate eyebrows quickly returned to their former coldness:
"Pig head! Get up!"
His ears were twisted into a deadly shape. Qin Ren immediately sat up with a grin on his face. After seeing Lu Qing, he subconsciously looked around, and then wiped the corners of his mouth vigilantly:
"What's wrong, sister?"
"Sister, sister!"
"?"
What does this mean? Sister, you are sister? Are you a sister or a sister? The big and small oranges are combined, right?
A mess of things flashed through his mind, and Qin Ren's knee was kicked by Gu Qing again:
"Still not getting up? You want to stay in a dream for the rest of your life, right?"
Dream…
After Qin Ren's tactics, Yang Yang looked like he suddenly realized:
"Oh! Yes, I dreamed about it..."
"Luo Yao, right?"
"Well…"
It seems that not only did he talk in his sleep, but he also said something more specific, blocking out all the nonsense Qin Ren was about to make up.
…
Alas, ever since a certain spiritual beast infected him with the problem of talking in his sleep, Qin Ren feels that it is not very convenient for him to sleep with other girls. Although compared with Luo Yao, Qin Ren rarely talks in his sleep and only occasionally.
I'll say it once, but this occasional thing can't stand it. Nowadays, there are more and more girls around me who want to sleep with me.
At first, he only slept with Gu Qing on the weekends, but now he sleeps with Little Snake every time he switches to demon blood. Qin Ren is a man with vision, so if he looks to the future, he will definitely sleep with Big Snake, as well as with Big Snake.
Orange returned home and slept...
It is said that a thousand-mile embankment is destroyed by an ant nest, and a weak water that is three thousand miles is destroyed by a ladle.
From now on, when the frequency of sleeping with girls increases and the personnel becomes more complicated, Qin Ren's occasional sleep talk will cause all kinds of troubles.
…
Of course, that's all for later. After all, Qin Ren has no choice but to take it one step at a time.
As for now, since her sister guessed from her sleep talk that it was related to Luo Yao, Qin Ren also admitted with a smile:
"I didn't sleep well. I don't know why I dreamed about Luo Yao."
"What did you dream about her?"
"That's nothing. I'm just messing around, as usual."
"Pooh!"
Gu Qing rolled her eyes at Qin Ren, and then imitated what he had just done in his dream:
"Little Pixiu...hehe...hum, Qin Ren really has you, he's becoming more and more perverted, right?"
"How could I? It's because your imitation was too perverted..."
Qin Ren's old face was a bit uneasy:
"And the little Pixiu I'm talking about means... I dreamed about Luo Yao's spiritual beast form."
"Spiritual beast form?"
"Well, I think about it day by day and dream about it at night. I have never seen Luo Yao's body before, so in my dream I imagined a bunch of little Pixiu bodies surrounding me on a piece of green grass. Yingying…”
Qin Ren made a lot of gestures, not to mention, he also aroused his sister's interest.
"Eh eh eh..."
Her eyes lit up, she wrapped her slightly thin cotton nightgown with a quilt, and moved next to Qin Ren:
"Then what does the little Pixiu you dreamed about look like?"
"Um…"
"Don't say you don't remember."
"Shh... don't speak for now, let me think."
…
Generally speaking, people have the clearest memory of their dreams when they first wake up. The more awake they are after waking up, the faster they will forget their dreams. Qin Ren took advantage of his sleepy eyes and tried his best to capture them when he woke up. The dizzy feeling I had just a moment ago, my eyes squinted, my hands dancing wildly in the air like a zombie.
"Ah~...you...what are you doing!..."
"?"
His fingers seemed to have slipped over something, like a fragrant plum branch trembling slightly. Gu Qing's face heated up, and before Qin Ren's eyes opened, he whispered to him:
"Let you think about what Pixiu looks like. Are you trying to figure out what the elephant looks like?"
"Hey, I'm just thinking about it. Sister, please don't be so surprised."
What kind of blind man is touching an elephant... Qin Ren can be sure that the touch on his fingertips just now is definitely not an elephant. Even if it is, it is not a thick-skinned elephant, but a soft and soft white elephant...
"Oh! I remembered it!"
Thinking of the little white elephant, Qin Ren's narrowed eyes suddenly opened:
"The little Pixiu I dreamed about were like lumps of dough, or snowballs, or dandelions, but they were as big as lumps, fluffy, and fragrant, and they were rolling around me. …”
"ah…"
My sister's eyes sparkled when she heard this, and she felt that the little Pixiu in her brother's dream looked very cute.
Hmm...no wonder he said something about the small, fragrant and soft...
"Then what?"
"Then...well...then the group of little brave dogs started to eat like crazy dogs released from a hungry cage. They ate butterflies and bees, and then ate up all the turf under our feet..."
"..."
The originally lovely dream seemed to suddenly become crazy...or should I say...reasonable?
"What's the end? They won't eat you, right?"
Thinking of that potentially bloody scene, my sister frowned slightly.
"That's not true."
Qin Ren shook his head:
"They are all a group of little Pixiu, so they grew up as they ate and became Luo Yao."
"Ah? Then aren't you more dangerous?"
"No, no, after becoming Luo Yao, I gained intelligence, so they didn't eat me, and they were very kind to me... um..."
Qin Ren used the excuse that he had forgotten the dream that followed, but in fact it was the most impressive part of the dream.
But because of his face, Qin Ren couldn't confess.
After all, no matter how thick-skinned Qin Ren was about dreaming about a group of pretty little girls playing with his feet, he was really embarrassed to tell his sister.
What's more, the gameplay in the dream is still so rich...
What kind of cotton stockings, silk stockings, foot socks, long socks, short socks and pantyhose, barefoot boat socks and fishnet stockings... In the dream, in addition to all kinds of exquisite accessories to decorate the pairs of soft and tender feet, the specific gameplay
It's also fancy, including Qin Renqian's favorite "stepping on the sewing machine"...
…
Unfortunately, the fantasy in the dream is just a fantasy after all.
This is not because Qin Ren feels sorry, but because his sister Gu Qing feels sorry.
It would be great if we could see Luo Yao's true form in reality and be as cute as his brother in his dream. Isn't that kind of soft and waxy little fur ball from another world more healing than Tuantuan? More fresh when moved?
However, this can only be thought about. The Immortal Master of the family has said a long time ago that a 321-year-old Pixiu body is as big as several buses, not to mention that there is not enough spiritual energy on the earth to allow Luo Yao to change.
Once it's true form, even if it's transformed, it will blow up the house.
"Huh?"
However, Gu Qing suddenly thought that although he and Qin Ren had never seen Luo Yao's body, they had seen the two snakes. Why not ask them?
So, during breakfast, Gu Qing asked this question directly.
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"The true body..."
Master and disciple Yu Ling'er and Yu Yourong raised their chins slightly at the same time and thought for a moment. Before they could prepare their words, there was the sound of someone banging on the dog pot next to them.
"Big Fish and Little Fish, you are not allowed to say anything, and Gu Qing, you are not allowed to ask."
"As for that, why are you so mysterious... open your mouth, ah."
"Ah——~"
Qin Ren fed the little girl a big mouthful of mashed potatoes to temporarily block the little girl's mouth, and then joined in on the topic.
"As for Yaoyao's true form, I remember that she has horns anyway. I remember she complained when she first came here, saying that after she turned into a human form, the beautiful horns on her head were gone."
"Ah? It turns out that Pixiu has horns..."
Gu Qing was a little surprised. The first feature he knew in reality seemed to be very different from what Qin Ren imagined in his dream.
But soon, Qin Ren's statement was denied by Xiao She'er, and then he deciphered the truth:
"Pixiu has horns, but you need to practice to a certain degree before they can grow horns. When Yaoyao was in Liuyun Sect, she just liked to install a pair of fake horns made of bamboo shoots for herself."
"Xiaoyu! I told you not to..."
"Hey, open your mouth, ah."
"Ah——~"
Qin Ren fed him another Shaomai, and then motioned for Yourong to continue.
…
"Pixiu is a spiritual beast, and spiritual beasts are rare in the Ten Thousand Monsters Continent. For example, no one has ever seen Yaoyao's biological parents. Therefore, some records about Pixiu are mostly found in ancient books..."
After teasing up things about another world for the first time in a long time, little Sheer said it seriously, and her sister Gu Qing also listened very seriously.
"...It is said in ancient books that the male is called Pixiu and has two horns on his head, which is said to ward off evil spirits; the female is called Xiu and has a single horn on her forehead, which is called Tianlu."
At this point, Yu Ling'er suddenly pulled her apprentice's sleeve to interrupt her, and then gave Qin Ren a look.
Qin Ren understood and picked up two shrimp dumplings, two Xianggu buns and a Shaomai from the plate, and put them into Luo Yao's dog bowl.
Then, while Pixiu's face was stuffed with happiness, Yu Ling'er waved his hand, put the other people's heads together, and continued his disciple's words in a low voice:
"Luo Yao has been in Liuyun Sect for a while, and she misses her parents very much... No, only those who have met their parents have the right to miss them. She can only say that it is... a fantasy... Anyway, after learning that her parents have horns on their heads,
After that, she made herself a Tiantian and put it on her forehead, but..."
Yu Ling'er suddenly hesitated to speak. Qin Ren and Gu Qing both frowned and asked in unison:
"but what?"
"But there were a few young outer disciples in the sect who were ignorant."
Little Snake took the words and sighed softly:
"According to human standards, that is, a five- or six-year-old baby, similar to Tang Bobo. When he saw two 'strange things' suddenly appeared on Yaoyao's head, he... used some of the spells he had just learned to bully her.
She...either took advantage of Yaoyao's sleep and hit her with rocks from above..."
Snapped!
The punch that had been suppressed with strength finally hit the table gently but not heavily. Qin Ren pursed his lips tightly and did not say anything, but the others could see the distress and anger in his eyes.
It's just that the thing has passed and happened in another world, so what can be done? The sister, who was equally distressed and angry, looked at the profile of her brother's face and could only quietly reach out and hold Qin Ren's wrist to comfort him.
"But it's lucky. Later, Master happened to come back from the kitchen to eat snacks, and happened to meet those outer disciples who bullied Yaoyao. At that time, he was slapped in the palm of his hand."
"Yeah!" Yu Ling'er also nodded, "I was also lucky at that time. Because I was afraid of being caught and spanked by Rong'er, I was very careful not to make any noise while walking, otherwise I wouldn't be able to catch those bad guys!"
"..."
Although both the master and the apprentice spoke very seriously, Qin Ren's eyelids twitched when he heard some intriguing details.
But rather than wanting to complain, Qin Ren was more concerned about the fate of those disciples.
…
"I think... hitting the palm of my hand or something is a bit too gentle. If I had done it, I would have done more."
That's all Qin Ren said. After all, he doesn't understand other people's world, sect, or rules. If he arbitrarily based on some conventional moral values, he would question his girlfriend's decision as the leader of the sect as if he were going over old scores.
, it really has some God’s perspective.
This point can be regarded as the experience that Qin Ren learned when he was an exorcist. As the saying goes, "Exorcism is not about killing, exorcism is about human nature."
Gu Qing also agreed with his brother's words.
She also felt that the palm of her hand was a bit light, because according to her understanding, when Luo Yao was still a mount, Yu Ling'er had always been very good to her, so if Lu Qing replaced Yu Ling'er, he would definitely not only treat those few
Just let the disciples slap the palms of their hands.
But she had the same concerns as her brother, so she didn't express an opinion.
…
However, what the siblings did not expect was that when Qin Ren said that Yu Ling'er's punishment of "beating the palm" was too light, Xiao She'er was the first to object:
"Brother, Sister Qing'er, you don't know that the Liuyun Sect's palms are not the kind of palms on earth."
"?"
The siblings were puzzled, and Yu Ling'er also helped explain:
"The so-called beating of the heart means beating the hand first and beating the heart. The beating is to make people not commit the crime again, and the beating of the heart is to make people reflect."
"right."
Yu Yourong gestured:
"To be specific, I used a dragon scale whip left by the ancestor of the snake clan to whip my hands and chest until it fell to the ground."
"Wait... wait a moment!"
Qin Ren's eyes widened:
"Fall...to the ground? What to the ground?"
"Wait until someone lands."
Little Snake blinked her clear and innocent eyes:
"Because the beating is done with the hands hanging up. When the rope tied around the hands breaks and the person falls to the ground, the punishment is over."
"..."
Is this called beating the palm of your hand?
After hearing these explanations from the two snakes, the siblings' throats twitched slightly, and they instantly felt that the "too light" they thought before was really...
"Then... with this kind of fighting method, will those outer disciples be... crippled?"
"No, the Dragon Scale Whip is a magic weapon left by our ancestors. If you hit an outsider, your skin will be torn apart, but the snake clan will not hurt the body at all. Even if the rope is broken, it will only double the corresponding pain.
Return.”
"..."
Qin Renxin said, good guy, for inventing this kind of magic weapon, the ancestor of the snake clan probably has some special quirks...
Thinking of this, Qin Ren looked at Yu Ling'er thoughtfully:
"Ling'er."
"Um?"
"Is this kind of palm beating common in Liuyun Sect?"
"It's normal. Anyway, if a disciple makes a big mistake, he will be slapped on the palm. This is also the rule I set after becoming the sect leader. The purpose is to rectify the unhealthy trends in the sect, such as bullying Yaoyao!"
The lord of the clan said with integrity, but Qin Ren was a little confused:
"In other words, you are the only one in the sect who hits others, and no one else hits you?"
Yu Ling'er's beautiful eyes looked to one side guiltily:
"That's natural. I am the leader of a sect. Even if I make a big mistake occasionally, who will slap me in the palm of my hand..."
"Ah…"
"Evil...evil! What are you doing?"
"It's nothing, I just thought of happy things."
"..."
…
There are some things that cannot be said at all.
Qin Ren more or less figured it out.
No wonder he always bullies Baby Ling'er, and Baby Ling'er always looks like he likes to be bullied... It seems that the root cause may be attributed to Yourong...
…
"Then what, are we going off topic?"
At this time, Gu Qing interrupted and whispered:
"So, what exactly is Yaoyao's true form?"
"First of all, she has no horns."
"Hmm, what next?"
"Then it's a little furry, a little round, and the color of the fur is white, like a ball of white..."
Little Snake'er recalled it while talking about it, but when it came to the color of the coat, Yu Ling'er shook his head and reminded her:
"Rong'er, have you forgotten, Yaoyao is not pure white."
"Oh yes, to be precise, she is basically white, but her eyes and...woo? Woo!..."
Yu Yourong raised his hands to make a circle, and just put them on his eyes to continue talking. Pixiu on the other side had already made the dog bowl clean, drank a large glass of Coke, and noticed the food on the table.
Others were discussing the topic, so he jumped off his chair and ran over to Yu Yourong with his hands stretched out to cover Yu Yourong's mouth.
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"If you keep talking about this matter, I will ignore all of you again."
"impossible."
Qin Ren lifted her up and held her in his arms, laughing at her:
"Ignore it and ignore it? You can't do that."
It seemed true. Pixiu thought about it and changed his words:
"Then I will never pay attention to anyone except Qin Ren."
"..."
This time it was Qin Ren's turn to think about it, and then he didn't dare to laugh at her anymore, and pouted at Snake and his sister:
"Then let's consider this matter as the second unsolved mystery in the family. It's quite interesting. We won't pursue the details. Maybe one day the truth will naturally surface? How about it?"
The first unsolved mystery is also related to Luo Yao. Qin Ren has not had a chance to open up the rumors that Pixiu can only swallow to prove the authenticity. He can only be a "Schrödinger", and there is nothing about Pixiu.
It became "Schrödinger's cat".
Now there is a second unsolved mystery, which is Luo Yao's true identity.
Gu Qing looked at the cute spirit beast in his brother's arms, and finally nodded with some regret:
"That's okay, Luo Yao really doesn't want to mention it, just forget it."
Since the siblings didn't care anymore, the little snakes naturally laughed it off and continued to eat and chat as they should. The Qin family's dull weekend just started again.
The only thing that was different was that when Tang Bobo came to play in the afternoon, Qin Ren looked at Luo Yao who was very happy to serve tea and water, and flashed in his mind those outer disciples who were the same age as Tang Bobo who bullied Luo Yao.
, suddenly understood why Luo Yao had been verbally "repelling" this five or six-year-old little one, and at the same time, he also understood why Luo Yao would be friends with her.
…
"Ouch!"
"What's wrong?"
"It's okay, the hot water burned my hands~"
"Show it to me."
"Don't be afraid, Yaoyao, watch me perform a dragon sucking water for you."
"Stupid...give me your hand."
…
Master Shangxian's little hand pinched the stupid kid's little hand, puffing out his cheeks and blowing loudly. Qin Ren sat at the computer desk and watched the scene silently, a faint smile flashing across his lips.