"Don't lie. This is the earth. Don't think of yourself as a spiritual beast."
"It was originally a spiritual beast..."
"Are there any spiritual beasts that can cause stomach ache? Or is it Pixiu?"
"..."
In the bedroom, under Qin Ren's repeated questioning, Luo Yao said that her stomach no longer hurt, but she still refused to look directly at Qin Ren, and her toes moved awkwardly in her slippers. She looked guilty no matter what.
"I'll ask again, are you really..."
"Oh, it really doesn't hurt anymore!"
Luo Yao's thin eyebrows wrinkled and she pushed Qin Ren outside:
"I'm fine, Qin Ren, please get out quickly."
"this is my room…"
"Then I'll go out."
Luo Yao went out, pulled down the skirt that reached her legs with her little hands, and ran to the sofa to play with her mobile phone. Qin Ren went to the kitchen to prepare lunch.
"What are you doing?" Yu Yourong, who was sitting on the sofa, leaned over a little and glanced at Luo Yao's phone screen.
"Fighting Landlords."
Because Tuan Tuan was watching TV, Luo Yao turned the music down very low, otherwise Tuan Tuan would definitely scratch her. As we all know, even a good Pixiu can't fight a cat if he doesn't.
【Three belts and one】
【Big You】
【don't want】
[Hurry up, I’ll wait until the flowers fade]
…
Yu Yourong watched it for a while and felt that "Fighting Landlords" should be a kind of entertainment, just like she used to do flower rope flipping and rubber band jumping with her junior sisters.
Yu Yourong is a genius, so he plays these games very well, but he usually only plays with his junior sisters, not with his master, because he will cry when he loses.
"Why don't you touch it?" Yu Yourong noticed that Luo Yao only put the phone on her legs, staring at the screen, and patting the sofa carelessly with her two little hands.
"It will help me play my cards." Luo Yao pointed to a small gray thing on the screen with the word "trusteeship" written on it.
"Then what do you do?"
"I rob the landlord."
At the end of the game, something seemed to be deducted from Qin Ren's account. Luo Yao was too lazy to care, so he clicked on the next hand, clicked on Grab the Landlord, then doubled, super doubled, and then hosted it.
"Only by grabbing the landowner, others will not dare to throw tomatoes at you."
This was Luo Yao's combat experience gained after playing a few games, but classmate Yu Yourong always felt that something was wrong:
"Are you sure?"
"This is how Landlords are played. In the end, whoever has the best hosting luck will win." Luo Yao said expressionlessly, Yu Yourong is too stupid to understand this.
…
"You have tolerance."
Qin Ren suddenly shouted in the kitchen, and Yu Yourong stood up:
"elder brother?"
"You only have one set of clothes, which is definitely not enough. You can buy the rest online."
Qin Ren was going to make a meatless version of Mapo Tofu for lunch. He soaked the tofu in salt water, cut the garlic sprouts and flowers, wiped his hands on his apron and walked out:
"I'll teach you how to surf the Internet by the way. The tablet at home will be sold soon. I'll teach you on the computer."
"Uh-huh."
Yu Yourong had also seen Qin Ren using the computer in the past few days, and he had always wanted to try it.
"Qin Ren, when did you become her brother?" Luo Yao became unbelievably unhappy. Did this matter have the permission of Lord Shangxian?
"It's inappropriate for you to have an identity on Earth. From now on, you will also be my sister outside, trumpet."
"I don't want to call you brother."
Luo Yao recalled various kinship relationships on earth and put forward her own suggestions:
"But I can be your mother...Oh, it hurts...!"
"Don't take advantage of me, and I won't let you call me brother."
Qin Ren was used to being a younger brother and didn't expect any girl to call her elder brother. He didn't have such a strange habit in the first place. Classmate Yu Yourong did it entirely of her own free will.
"Yourong, come here. Look, this is a switch. Press it and the screen will light up, and then..."
Qin Ren sat down in front of the computer and pulled out a chair for Yu Yourong. The two of them sat together. Luo Yao felt that they were too close.
Yu Yourong's ponytail would swing into Qin Ren's face, and Qin Ren's arms seemed to be able to poke Yu Yourong's useless big breasts at any time. Luo Yao felt a little uncomfortable looking at it, and even felt a little pain in her stomach again.
When I got up, I had no intention of fighting the landlord anymore, so I got off the sofa and ran to the kitchen to rummage through the refrigerator.
"Hey, what are you turning over?" Qin Ren shouted towards the kitchen.
"Cola."
Luo Yao took out a freshly chilled bottle of Coke and drank it. Seeing that the wild woman was still clinging to her so-called brother, she took out a second bottle and continued drinking.
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Qin Ren discovered that Yu Yourong was indeed a genius. She had never touched a computer before and after only half an hour of teaching, she was able to independently access Taobao pages at all levels and use basic functions.
In addition to typing, you still have to use strokes to input.
But Qin Ren believes that she will soon learn Pinyin, and then learn to type on the keyboard faster than Luo Yao.
"This is called Taobao. You can search for things here. If you want to buy something, you can click to add it to the shopping cart. For example, if you want to buy clothes now, you can search for clothes. There are categories here..."
Qin Ren taught Yu Yourong step by step, and then Yu Yourong faced a very difficult choice.
She had never seen so many clothes, more than in a supermarket.
The skirts alone include A-line skirts, pleated skirts, princess skirts, lantern skirts, cake skirts, etc...
Lace, printing, straps, silk, gauze, hollow, denim, and even the materials are all diverse.
Yu Yourong is like a curious baby. He chose with trepidation at first, but later he was dizzy.
"You take your time and choose what you like. No money will be given when you add it to the shopping cart. I will pay once you are finalized."
After Qin Ren finished speaking, he went back to the kitchen and asked Luo Yao, who had drank enough ice coke, to help wash and steam the rice. He chopped the bean paste finely on the chopping board, stir-fried the green onion, ginger and garlic over medium heat until fragrant, and added water.
Add tofu.
When the tofu starts to slurp in the pot, start to thicken it.
The bean paste Qin Ren used today was made by himself. It has a rich aroma. The vegetarian version does not use minced beef. You don’t need to add too much salt. The key is to thicken the gravy, sprinkle a handful of chopped garlic sprouts, put it on the plate, and finally shake it.
Some pepper noodles.
The cooked tofu is tender and not rotten. The bright gravy and the aroma of sesame paste coat the surface of the tofu. A small spoonful can make you eat several more bites of rice than usual.
"It's time to eat!"
Qin Ren shouted into the living room. Yu Yourong put down the mouse and came over. Luo Yao grabbed the chopsticks and tapped her chest:
"Xiaoyu, have you washed your hands?"
"No."
"Then go quickly."
"oh."
Yu Yourong left, and Luo Yao's face was pinched right after:
"Did you wash your hands yourself?"
"washed…"
"when?"
"When I drink Coke, the water melts off the outside of the bottle..."
"It doesn't count! Wash it again!"
He rushed Pi Xiu to wash his hands, and there was a pot of spinach soup cooking in a milk pot on the kitchen stove. Qin Ren first put the mapo tofu on the table, and then fried the remaining garlic sprouts and an egg.
"How's it going? Have you chosen your clothes?" Qin Ren asked while eating at the dinner table.
"You've chosen." Yu Yourong had a lot to choose from, because his brother said there was no need to pay.
So as soon as Qin Ren opened the shopping cart on Taobao on his mobile phone, a message "Your shopping cart is full, please clear it in time" popped up.
"Good guy..."
Qin Ren checked and found that in addition to the few items he originally put, the shopping cart was already filled with 110 pieces of women's clothing.
"One hundred twenty thousand?"
Qin Ren looked at the total price of the shopping cart and his eyes almost popped out of his head, but when he looked carefully, he still saw a few strange things mixed in.
"Huh? Why did you buy a diving suit..."
"No, no, it's too early for you to have ears and a tail like this..."
"This is indeed loose and convenient, but it is maternity wear..."
…
As he scrolled down, Qin Ren finally understood why these clothes were so expensive in total.
Among the 110 items, 60 are Hanfu!
This is the obsession of cultivators...
Moreover, these Hanfu come from a store opened by an internet celebrity in a certain circle, and one piece can easily cost thousands.
"Hiss... so expensive... so is this... and this..."
…
Seeing Qin Ren murmuring and deleting, Yu Yourong bit his lip lightly, his clear eyes filled with a layer of watery light.
"Brother said... let Yourong choose what he likes..."
Her chopsticks gently picked up one or two grains of rice in the bowl, and her low voice contained a hint of guilt and a slight sense of loss. Qin Ren suddenly raised his head after hearing the words, and for the first time, he saw from the girl's speaking eyes,
I saw so much grievance.
"No, no, no, maybe you misunderstood, I...I didn't mean to blame you, this shopping cart, it is..."
Qin Ren felt soft in his heart, and at the same time a little bit dumbfounded, so he explained it to her.
"and you…"
After hearing this, Yu Yourong stopped peeling the rice grains. He gently bit his chopsticks and raised his eyes to look at him:
"Aren't you angry..."
"Huh, how can you be angry because of this?"
Qin Ren tried his best to smile as brightly as possible to prevent Yu Yourong's classmate from worrying too much.
"Really?"
"It can't be fake."
Yu Yourong was relieved. After the meal, he and Qin Ren made some selections in the shopping cart, and finally confirmed a set of cheap Hanfu, a set of yoga pants + sports vest, and a change of T-shirt and jeans.
A pair of white shoes, some candy-colored short cotton socks, and a set of summer cartoon pajamas and pajamas.
Yu Yourong also chose the cartoon pajamas and pajamas himself. It seems that girls from any world have an innate love for cute things.
In terms of color, this set of pajamas has three prints: baby cow, baby shark, and baby dinosaur. After fully understanding it, Yu Yourong thought that the baby dinosaur was not a dragon, but the baby shark was a fish, so he chose the baby shark.
As for the small cows, even from Qin Ren's perspective, they are not in line with Yu Yourong.
Because the fish is so big and upright, it gives people the impression of Lara Croft in Tomb Raider.
When it comes to talking about little cows, Qin Ren thinks it should be like a wife.
For example, Su Yu, Tang Bobo's mother next door,...
Huh?
No, no! Why do you think of her...
Qin Ren shook his head, don't think about it if it's inappropriate, and silently recited a sin, a sin.
"So Yourong, do you have any explanation for your surname 'Yu'?" Qin Ren naturally came up with this question after checking the small shark style on his phone.
Yu Yourong actually gave an explanation:
"The Snake Clan is the descendant of the divine dragon, and the Jiao is the predecessor of the divine dragon. The ancestors of the Snake Clan took the surname Fish to pray for the prosperity of the Snake Clan."
"I see, you also have a saying about a fish leaping over the dragon's gate..."
Qin Ren suddenly nodded, but Pixiu beside him was full after only eating two bowls of rice today.
"Xiaoyu, you can help me wash the dishes today."
Helping Luo Yao wash the dishes is helping Qin Ren wash the dishes and repaying his brother. Yu Yourong is very willing.
But Qin Ren felt strange. Looking at her little back walking towards the bedroom, he couldn't help but start to worry about the little girl's stomachache again...
