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Chapter 383 How Santa Claus plays

 "Antlers?"

"Well, it should be."

Miss Su Lili of the noble blood family... Oh no, it would be better to call her Ms. now. After listening to Chu Yong's story about the company's Milestone Siyu, she asked Qin Ren a question:

"If it's antlers, what kind of deer do you think it is?"

"What kind of deer?"

"Yes, there are currently 52 species of deer in the world. Which species of deer do Cheng Siyu's antlers belong to?"

Qin Ren was delighted:

"I don't know. Anyway, it's better not to be a roe deer. She doesn't like it... How do you know so much about deer on earth?"

"I read it from Luo Yao's "One Hundred Thousand Whys"."

"But does this have anything to do with the question [Why does Siyu grow horns]?"

"No."

Su Lili's little head pushed against Qin Ren's chin:

"Just out of curiosity."

"..."

"What's your dissatisfaction?"

"Don't dare, my master."

"snort…"

As the saying goes, those who are loved are always confident. Maybe Su Lili was not very good before yesterday, but after last night, she can be blatantly confident.

"To be honest, I can't tell the exact shape of Siyu's current horns. They are too short, small, and very cute. I don't think I can tell what kind of deer they are."

"All right."

Su Lili nodded:

"I have said before that when a primitive vampire turns other races into vampires, it will stimulate their different characteristics or potential. Obviously, your sister-in-law is not human."

"The vampires from Europe before, they..."

"There are absolutely no examples of humans growing horns."

Knew it…

After receiving Su Lili's confirmation, Qin Ren felt a little emotional. It turned out that the little orange he had known since childhood was not human.

Um…

I wonder if this can also explain her always looking forward to her brother-in-law's cheating...

Not a human being, not a monster, then Cheng Siyu is really just as Qin Ren thought, a demon ancestor like the Vampire Queen, Pixiu, and the two snakes.

"As expected of you."

Su Lili read Qin Ren's inner feelings from his expression. She stretched out a delicate finger with her little hand and tickled his chin teasingly:

"No woman close to me is 'normal'."

"Who said that? My sister and I have been dependent on each other since we were young. She is an innocent and genuine ordinary person."

"Tch, haven't you known Cheng Siyu since childhood? Didn't you think she was an innocent human being before?"

Qin Ren frowned when he heard this:

"Lily, are you implying that Qing'er..."

"Let me give you an example. See how panicked you are...I am not omniscient and omnipotent. I only listened to what you said about Cheng Siyu. What can I suggest?"

"Yeah..."

Qin Ren nodded, fed the Vampire Queen a potato chip, took out his phone, and opened a photo.

"Lily, look, these are the two corners. Do you know what kind of creature they are?"

On the screen of the mobile phone was the picture of her sister-in-law that Qin Ren had taken at the company. The Vampire Girl only took a brief look at it and shook her head:

"I don't know. There is no record in our ancestors. Since she is the Demon Ancestor, she must have been born and raised not in Europe but in your area."

The local demon ancestors, such as Pixiu and Snake Clan.

As a former exorcist, Qin Ren knew a lot about monsters, but his knowledge of demon ancestors was limited to those historical stories learned during pre-job training.

So, Qin Ren sent the photo to A Cui from Yaomei Noodle Shop and asked her to help identify it.

Of course, just like when he was looking for fish spirits before, in order to avoid shock in the world of monsters, Qin Ren said that this photo was a restored photo of the demon ancestor synthesized by the official AI of The Exorcist. Anyway, this thing is also popular recently.

"But it's a good thing."

Su Lili's red eyes were full of teasing. Looking at her as if she was a little kid, Qin Ren snorted and poked her nose:

"What's the good thing?"

"Your sister-in-law has grown free deer antlers, isn't it good?"

"..."

"It is said in "One Hundred Thousand Whys" that deer antlers are young horns before they grow into adulthood. They will bleed and hurt when cut. In modern times, anesthesia is required to cut deer antlers... You have so many women now, even if there is a magic mark to protect you,

I don’t know which day it will stop working. Then I can use my sister-in-law’s deer antler to replenish it every now and then, and let her help you have fun with other women for free. How great...Eh? You...what are you doing...um!"

"..."

Ridicule is nothing but teasing. In normal times, Qin Ren would definitely have to fight with her.

But now, after listening to her mumbling a lot, Qin Ren finally just lowered his head and kissed her.

Not long ago, the vampire girl whom he had just told him about his love for the first time was not like some snakes who were used to Qin Ren's sudden attacks. After their lips parted, her face turned red in panic:

"You suddenly...what are you doing!"

"It's nothing, I just feel ashamed of you."

Qin Ren's forehead gently touched hers:

"I'm sorry, Master, I have made you suffer all this time."

"..."

Su Lili opened her lips, but hesitated to speak. After a moment of silence, she muttered softly:

"It's good to know..."

She understood that what she said just now seemed to be just a sarcastic comment on him, but Chu Yu could clearly hear the slight sadness in her words.

After all, the Vampire Queen herself has actually done similar things, such as using the Yunchang porridge he and Yun Wanhe cooked to heal demons, and asked him to "use his sister-in-law's antlers to help him and other women" to ridicule him.

If you say this from the vampire girl's mouth, it can be said that you are hurting the enemy by one thousand, but you are hurting yourself by eight hundred...



However, just when the master and the servant were in love and affectionate, they both forgot that there were two girls sitting in front of the computer behind the sofa where they were.

You can use an old computer to browse Taobao while listening to music.

Yu Ling'er, who is playing games on a new computer, is listening to the footsteps while playing.

On the surface it seems like this.

But in fact, what both old and new computers have in common is that there is a cross on the sound icon in the lower right corner of the screen.

"..."

"..."

So, at a certain moment, the master and the apprentice, who had the same understanding, slowly turned their heads and exchanged glances with each other, both confirming that their boyfriend seemed to be developing a relationship with the little demon at a rapid pace.

After all this going back and forth, wouldn't he be able to tell the difference between the big and small kings in the family...?

Based on this situation, late at night, when Qin Ren had almost finished feeding Su Lili, the two snakes knocked on Qin Ren's door again, one day apart and clearly still in estrus.

Squeak——

"Huh? Yourong, Ling'er?"

"elder brother."

The snakes were wearing ordinary nightgowns, but Yu Yourong was holding a red and white set in his hand. It was similar to the Christmas clothes Luo Yao wore today, but it was bigger. Qin Ren's eyes lit up when he saw it:

"Look, I asked you if you had prepared Christmas clothes before, but you still didn't admit it..."

"No, this is not mine, nor is it Master's."

Little Snake shook his head:

"This is for my brother to wear."

"???"

"Brother, didn't you say that cosplay is the most basic way for couples to play, so why don't you dress up as Santa Claus to accompany us for the holidays tonight?"

"..."

Damn, why are the roles reversed...

To be honest, Qin Ren didn't see what fun it was to dress up as Santa Claus, but when he thought that many women on Earth seemed to like men wearing various uniforms, he guessed that the snakes might also have their own special interests.

So in order to take care of his girlfriend's interest, Qin Ren went to the bedroom with them and changed into Santa Claus's costume.

"And a hat."

"And a beard."

"All right…"

I feel like there are too many accessories and it’s a bit obstructive. Is it really interesting...

However, in fact, it is somewhat different from what Qin Ren thought.

(Ten thousand words are omitted here)


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