I don't know if it was because he was with his mother-in-law today, but Qin Ren rarely felt a little tired today. After briefly chatting with his ex-girlfriend and the vice president for a while in the evening, he fell asleep directly holding Pixiu in his arms.
This time I fell asleep quickly and woke up quickly.
Not long after, Qin Ren was woken up by a string of WeChat ringtones. When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was indeed his sister-in-law's daily harassment.
[Little Chengzi: Brother-in-law, my mother praised you when I went back today~]
[Little Chengzi: Say you are sensible, considerate, generous and so on~]
[Little Chengzi: Don’t pretend to sleep! Knife.jpg]
[Little Chengzi: Well, I haven’t told you a story for a long time. Let me tell you a bedtime story. I made it up myself, called "The Frog Prince and the King’s Second Daughter, The Thousand and One Nights of the Little Princess"]
【Little Orange:52''】
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It’s the same style as always…
If it was Qin Ren before, he would have ignored her as usual, but now Qin Ren clearly remembers that time he promised Xiao Chengzi that he would never completely ignore her on WeChat like in the past.
When he thought of this, the appearance of his sister-in-law that came to mind made Qin Ren feel helpless. A doting smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, but he still didn't listen to the voice or anything else, and just slapped her.
He typed and replied to her:
[It’s grand, not grand. Pig head.jpg]
Such a huge typo, could it be intentional...
…
After sending my sister-in-law away and preparing to fall asleep again, the Vampire Princess appeared.
Qin Ren remembered that he hadn't fed her yet today.
"Are you sleepy?"
"Ah...a little bit..."
Qin Ren yawned:
"It's okay, you can eat first."
"oh."
"Hey hey hey!"
Qin Ren's face darkened, and he raised his hand to hold the Vampire Queen's chin:
"Not eating this!"
"Aren't you sleepy?"
"so what?"
"No, dear master, I'm really sleepy, so I can't make porridge or anything tonight..."
Of course Qin Ren was not dissatisfied, he just felt that this statement was obviously unreasonable.
However, when Su Lili suddenly said "Ah woo" and took a few mouthfuls of magic blood, and barely transformed into a medium-sized Su Lili, Qin Ren felt that it made sense again...
So just like that, Qin Ren fell asleep again after dozens of minutes, and then the WeChat ringtone rang again, startling Qin Ren who was just about to fall asleep.
Ding Dong——
When I opened WeChat, I saw that it was actually the baby Yu Linger.
[Lingbao: Husband, are you asleep? 】
[Qin Ren: Asleep]
[Lingbao: Oh oh]
The night became silent again.
Half a minute later.
Ding Dong——
To be honest, it's really unfortunate. In the past, Qin Ren would have accompanied him, but now...
Qin Ren looked at the two sleeping little lolita beside him, thought for a while, and finally cheered up, and decided to chat with Dashe'er for a while.
"So who woke you up?"
"Rong'er..."
"She, what's wrong with her? She's also sleepwalking?"
Although the two of them slept in different rooms, they both put their mobile phones on the pillows, with the microphones facing their mouths, and their voices were slow and low, as if the other person was beside their pillows.
Yu Ling'er liked the feeling of a couple chatting at night very much. Wrapped in a quilt, her heart was full of sweetness and happiness. Unknowingly, when she talked to her boyfriend, she became more talkative than usual.
"Rong'er doesn't sleepwalk. He just talks in his sleep, humming, humming..."
"Humph? Humph, what are you talking about?"
"..."
"Um?"
"Just keep shouting...a certain pig's trotter's name..."
"It's harmful, that's normal."
"Hmph! That's normal!"
Qin Ren generously took the initiative to recognize Pig Hoof's identity. Yu Ling'er snorted lightly, not sure whether it was a complaint or something, and added shyly in a low voice:
"She just... hummed, calling you by your name... it was so... it burned you! I'm so embarrassed..."
"That's wrong."
When Qin Ren heard this, he immediately corrected his eldest girlfriend:
"This is the sincere longing between lovers. Baby, I think you should learn from Rong'er in this aspect."
"Pooh!"
Who wants to imitate that little brat? The sect leader knows the most shameless thing. After spitting on Qin Ren, he suddenly lost his voice for a long time.
"Hello? Baby? Are you still there?"
"Ah? Well... yes."
Yu Ling'er on the other end of the phone was thoughtful:
"I just suddenly remembered that the sound just came from... It seems that it wasn't Rong'er who woke me up just now..."
Not Rong'er?
Who could that be?
There are only three people in their bedroom. They are either big snakes or small snakes, so aren't they...
"?!"
So, Qin Ren also fell silent.
The two people seemed to realize something at the same time, and the atmosphere suddenly felt awkward, especially Qin Ren.
"Qin...Qin Ren, I didn't say anything..."
In the end, Dashe'er cautiously spoke first. She didn't want to offend the elders of her boyfriend's family, and in terms of qualifications, it seems that as a sister, she is indeed qualified to miss Qin Ren...
"cough…"
Qin Ren also responded perfunctorily:
"Well... Qing'er just likes to have weird dreams sometimes. Baby, please understand and don't worry about it..."
"Uh-huh!"
"I'll just pretend that you didn't say anything. Don't tell Qing'er tomorrow, lest she be shy or something..."
"Uh-huh!"
The so-called husband sings and the wife follows, whatever Qin Ren says, that's what the big snake is.
Anyway, he is the worst, and he should be the most experienced when it comes to such bad things...
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In this way, after a night of moderate torment, Qin Ren slept until noon the next day before getting up.
The considerate little snake didn't even make him lunch.
"Ah? Didn't you do it?"
Yu Ling'er felt sorry for her boyfriend at that time:
"Are you hungry?"
"Hungry, you have to work for a while this afternoon, right? I'll go to the convenience store with you later to eat some oden."
Little Snake felt a little regretful when he heard this:
"If I had known better, I should have steamed more rice for you."
"No, no, no, no, I didn't have any appetite when I woke up. This is good."
Qin Ren immediately gave an example of a company colleague:
"There is a sister in our company. Due to some reasons this year, she lives with her husband and her parents-in-law. Her parents-in-law are the kind of people who can't take time off. Every weekend, she and her husband want to have a good sleep after working overtime.
After a lazy sleep, her parents-in-law and her mother-in-law had to force the two of them to get up for breakfast and lunch. She and her husband were both very angry, but every time they talked about it, they would say something like, "It's for your own good."
Talking about things is very torturous."
What Qin Ren means is that in fact, when you love someone and feel sorry for someone, understanding is the most important thing, and you must not patronize your own starting point. After hearing this, the little snake was very pleased and nodded in agreement.
However, after washing up and preparing to go to a convenience store for dinner, Qin Ren received an unexpected call just as he was about to go out.
"Hello? Acui?"
"Exorcist, regarding the photo of that horn you sent me last time, can you come by when you have time?"
