Chapter 496 Open your mouth, I have something wrong
At 10 a.m., inside an e-sports hotel.
Qin Ren, who was lying on his side on the plain big bed, hugged the beautiful girl in his arms and slowly helped her tidy up her messy hair:
"Siyun..."
"Um."
“I want to ask a question that’s a bit off-putting, but also ‘late but arrived’.”
"You ask."
"Are you... still hurting?"
"..."
Cheng Zi in his arms raised his eyes, pursed his lips with a hint of annoyance, and slapped him angrily:
"It's really a disgrace. You were so cold-blooded last night and made people look like...like some kind of toy. Now you're asking this hypocritically? Huh..."
"Cold-blooded? No...not that bad, right?"
Qin Ren was moved when he heard this. Is it that exaggerated?
Although yesterday he was infected by Cheng Siyun's strong emotions, which was indeed a bit rough, Qin Ren frowned a little when the description "cold-blooded" sounded.
"What's the matter…"
Cheng Siyun sat cross-legged on the bed, swaying leisurely, looking at Qin Ren amusedly, biting his lip and humming:
"...You feel sorry for me?"
Qin Ren frowned again and nodded slowly:
"Um…"
"Oh, look at you, you really take it to heart..."
Cheng Siyun lay down on Qin Ren's chest, squeezing his shoulders with his hands, and his face turned red:
"I said you were rude, but I didn't say...I don't like it..."
"?"
Qin Ren suddenly realized that in addition to having quirks, Cheng Zi also liked rough things.
I remember the last one who liked being rough was probably Ling'er baby...
Well…
Now the baby has company...
"So Orange, are you... still in pain?"
"pain."
Orange nodded honestly:
"But just like you, I feel distressed."
"Feeling sorry? Who do you feel sorry for?"
"I feel sorry for my sister."
Cheng Siyun sighed softly and glared at Qin Ren:
"Siyu has been afraid of pain since she was a child. Do you remember that in the first year of high school, when you were sitting behind her and turning a pen, the pen flew out and stuck in her back. She cried for half the class...
"
"..."
Qin Ren was a little embarrassed because he did know about this.
Of course, there were some details that he didn't know.
"Actually, according to what I know about her, she is so afraid of pain that she would have cried for the whole class if she was pricked. Qin Ren, do you know why she still held back half of the class?"
Cheng Siyun's fingertips gently scratched Qin Ren's chest and pursed his lips:
"Because the reason why you accidentally pricked her with the pen was because you were talking to me at the time."
"Talk?"
"Well, tell me, I look really pretty when I smile..."
"..."
"What else... girls just have to smile more to attract people to like them..."
"..."
For a moment, both people were silent.
In the end, the older sister pinched Qin Ren lightly and continued to glare at him:
"That's why I feel sorry for Siyu. She is so afraid of pain, but that day she was indiscriminately beaten by you in the dark..."
"I...I'm not messing around..."
Qin Ren scratched his hair in embarrassment, but he was embarrassed to say that he was actually very skilled, so he was very gentle at the time.
Sisters are connected. After Cheng Siyun experienced it for himself last night, it would be strange not to feel sorry for his sister.
It just so happened that Chengzi was in sage mode again. Thinking of his sister, he couldn't help but knock Qin Ren's forehead a few more times:
"Qin, if you dare to treat Siyu badly in the future, I will..."
"Just...what?"
"I'll break up with you!"
"real?!"
Qin Ren was ecstatic, Chengzi opened his eyes in disbelief, and almost laughed out of anger:
"Qin Ren, what do you mean!"
"No, no! It's not what you think!"
Qin Ren shook his head repeatedly:
"I mean, if you want to put it that way, then now we are... officially reunited?"
"how…"
Cheng Siyun glanced sideways at Qin Ren and secretly stepped on him with both feet:
"...You don't want me to be your girlfriend anymore..."
"Yes! Yes!"
Qin Ren was overjoyed again, recalling the years of missing him and the torture he suffered from a little thing with grass growing on his head. He even had the urge to cry. He hugged Cheng Siyun tightly and pressed his fingers from her chin and
Kiss down the neck little by little...
"Stop, stop, stop...!"
Cheng Siyun waved his arm and patted him, saying shyly:
"You're still here? You promised to feel sorry for me?"
"Uh... just nuzzle..."
"Pooh!"
"Really, that..."
Qin Ren really just wanted to rub in, without any deeper meaning. Seeing that his girlfriend refused, he had an idea, looked into her eyes and said softly:
"Siyu..."
"?!"
"Siyu, your sister is not here at the moment, how about we..."
"You and I…"
"Siyu, I love you..."
"..."
"Siyu, when I kiss you, I always feel better than when I kiss Siyun..."
"Stop...stop talking..."
…
This move had an immediate effect. A certain Chengzi's eyes were visibly distracted, his breathing soon began to become warm, and the two fell into love again.
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In view of his previous experience with Yun Wanhe in Suicheng, Qin Ren also bought all the bed sheets and bedding that he needed to buy. He came empty-handed, but when he left, he had to carry a snakeskin bag, which seemed
Somewhat funny.
After returning home, Qin Reng, who had been carrying the sheets all the way, had just put down his things and before he could take a breath, a gourd-like silhouette came towards him with small steps and punched him directly in the chest with small fists.
"Bad guy, you still know how to go home! It's all your fault! It's all your fault!"
"???"
Qin Ren looked at the aggrieved Yu Ling'er in confusion:
"What's wrong baby?"
"It's because of you! I...my credibility is gone!"
"Sex...eh?"
Qin Ren was even more confused.
Although it stands to reason that it is not abnormal for snakes to suddenly become sunny in broad daylight due to their fallen scales.
But why did the lord of the clan make it sound like he had done something disappointing?
I was quite happy playing games this morning...
"Baby, don't worry, let's talk carefully."
Qin Ren sat on the sofa and patted his legs:
"Come, sit next to my husband."
"You're still taking your time!"
Yu Ling'er sat over angrily, then glared at her husband angrily:
"Just because your game suddenly dropped offline this morning, all my reputation points were deducted!"
"Letter...oh——!"
Qin Ren suddenly realized that it was this.
"Huh? That's not right. If I hang up, people should report me. How can your reputation points be deducted?"
"Because...because I also hung up..."
"..."
Seeing Qin Ren suppressing a smile, Yu Ling'er's face turned red and she raised her foot to kick him:
"Why are you laughing!...You are not in the game anymore, why should I stay here..."
"I was wrong, I was wrong. It was mainly because Siyun had something to tell me at that time."
As compensation, Qin Ren immediately turned on the computer and started playing black games with Linger Baby again.
This time, I don’t know whether it was the arrangement of the system or Qin Ren’s explosive touch, winning five consecutive games and winning the MVP.
Although Dashe'er has always been more concerned about herself, as long as she wins, she is fine, and seeing her husband win the MVP makes her even happier than winning it herself.
The only thing that was a little depressing was one of them. Orochi used one of his favorite heroes [Sword Princess], but the operation was a little deformed in the middle. He chased a Teemo for a long time and was killed in reverse, so he was ridiculed by his teammates [Play
Sword Princess’s is like this].
Although Qin Ren never opened the dialogue in Yu Ling'er's game.
But Yu Ling'er accidentally saw it on Qin Ren's screen, so Snake's heart was traumatized to a certain extent.
As a boyfriend, Qin Ren, of course, needs to be coaxed.
"Baby, don't take it too seriously. People who like to use the "This is how people play" format are like this."
"Are you talking about tongue twisters..."
"Well, in short, many people now don't know how to speak without Internet memes. In the future, you may still see people saying [people who play Stone Man are like this] [people who play Galen are like this] and so on, unless they are unpopular heroes.
, almost all heroes have been substituted into this sentence structure... There will also be sentences like [xx is like this] outside the game, so the words themselves are as meaningless as [fuck]
.”
In fact, many internet memes become like this after being used for a long time.
For example, "Urgent" and "Breaking Defense" are now just curse words similar to "Grass Mud Horse" and "Throw Coins". They are all modal particles.
"But why do you have to use such unpleasant and hurtful words..."
Big snake is a little sad:
"It was just that I didn't play Sword Princess well at that time. Why did he use one modal word to say it to all Sword Princess players..."
"Well, there's no way... Nowadays, this kind of comparison of diodes and generalizations is especially popular among young people. I guess it's because using such expressions gives a sense of "killing decisively", which is a secondary feeling.
You can vent your emotions quickly and simply."
[No responsibility in the virtual world] This feature has been discovered by the first batch of people who entered the online world at the beginning of the birth of the Internet.
Therefore, the so-called "network environment is getting worse and worse" is actually an inevitable result of the development of the Internet. Qin Ren does not feel that he can protect girls from other worlds in a "network ivory tower" forever, just by blocking game conversations.
Simply uninstalling the Weibo Tieba Douban Xiaohongshu on their mobile phones will have limited effect.
Living on earth, the ugly side of the Internet, or the ugly side of human beings, will gradually be exposed to them sooner or later.
Qin Ren couldn't always coax them and deceive them like children. He could only occasionally give them some vaccinations in the future and let them face it on their own.
After all, what can I say...
Even if Qin Ren really couldn't help but want to build a "network ivory tower" for them to isolate them from all harmful and bad network information, he doesn't have the ability...
Let alone him, looking at the entire earth civilization, using the most advanced big data AI technology, no one can develop such perfect ivory tower software, right?
Of course, except for alien civilizations.
if so.
…
"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"
"Brother Qin Ren~"
Qin Ren was coaxing his eldest girlfriend, when a certain Pai Yao and Tang Bobo ran in outside the door, giggling all the way, and ran to Qin Ren, and with one mouthful, Qin Ren was numbed.
