It is not possible to freeze three feet of ice in one day, and it is not enough to accumulate a mountain of soil.
Qin Ren also knows that the reason why things like heart knots become heart knots is because they are not so easy to dissolve.
take it easy…
He looked at Luo Yao next to him. The little girl happened to be looking at her secretly. When his eyes met, he blushed in panic, turned his head away, and the little hand in Qin Ren's palm moved uncomfortably.
"What's wrong?" Qin Ren smiled.
"nothing."
Luo Yao looked at her toes. Her little leather shoes were always polished by Qin Ren. She tried to see if she could see Qin Ren through the reflection.
After trying for a while, Luo Yao didn't seem to believe it, then he hesitated and spoke in a low voice, a little nervous, worried and embarrassed:
"Qin Ren..."
"Um?"
"Will I have a baby in the future?"
"Cough...cough!"
Qin Ren choked on the air and pulled her away from passers-by:
"What's this mess? Be careful what you say and do, Mr. Luo. Do you also want me to be imprisoned like Yu Ling'er?"
After all, Yu Ling'er only came out in a few dozen days a month. If Qin Ren went in, it would be years.
However, after saying this, Qin Ren reflected that his reaction should not have been so big.
After all, Luo Yaowa was only eighteen years and several months old at the younger age, and an old witch at the older age. Facing this sudden "Yaoyan Yaoyu", he himself must not feel guilty first.
"I watched TV."
Luo Yao changed from holding hands to holding his hand coquettishly:
"People on TV...after kissing, they have children..."
"I told you to watch less TV series like that, it's not healthy!"
Qin Ren knew that in many domestic TV dramas, one scene showed two people kissing each other, and the next scene went black. After a few episodes, the woman's belly became bigger.
As for what else happened when the screen was black in the middle, it was obvious that a certain Pixiu didn't know about it.
"Qin Ren, I just kissed you..."
Luo Yao said vaguely, her voice was so low that it was almost inaudible:
"...Have any other girls kissed you..."
"have."
"Who?" Luo Yao suddenly became dissatisfied.
"Cheng Siyun, my ex-girlfriend."
"Oh, that."
Master Shangxian referred to him as "that" scornfully because Cheng Siyun had passed away and it was a matter of the past.
"She will never be able to kiss you again."
Luo Yao reminded Qin Ren, and then thought of the two wild women with big breasts at home.
"No one else can kiss you in the future."
"You want to monopolize me?" Qin Ren thought of some of today's IT tycoons.
"Not to break you."
Luo Yao was thinking about something else. It felt very cruel. Sometimes just kicking and stomping would be enough. Breaking her would definitely be more uncomfortable than bleeding:
"Anyway, if you let others kiss you again, I will...I will be jealous to show you."
"Okay, received."
It's good to be jealous, Qin Ren likes to see her jealous.
For a beautiful little girl like her, the only way to be jealous is to act coquettishly. Girls are animals that are born to act coquettishly. No one would not find it healing to lie softly in the arms and hum with a childish and tender look.
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In fact, the word healing has many meanings.
Letting the jealous Pixiu act coquettishly in your arms is a kind of healing, and relaxing after a long period of physical and mental fatigue is also a kind of healing.
When Qin Ren took Luo Yao to ride Gao Gao, the new snake at home chanted long and long in the bathroom:
"Ah - so comfortable..."
The rushing water soaked the waterfall of hair. The smooth Yu Ling'er and the smooth apprentice stood under the shower together. The water droplets slid smoothly from the delicate porcelain white skin, like dewdrops on a lotus leaf.
.
"Master, you didn't take a shower at the police station?"
"No, they asked me to wash them, but I didn't go. I felt very disgusted."
Having no spiritual energy does not mean that the bodies of snake monks are as easy to get dirty as ordinary people. Like Yu Yourong, Yu Ling'er also meditates and breathes every day, so he is much cleaner than ordinary mortals anyway.
"Master, turn around."
"Oh...ugh!"
Yu Ling'er felt a chill on her back, and her apprentice's hand suddenly became cool and slippery, and she couldn't help but turn it around:
"What is it? Rong'er, what are you doing?"
"do not move."
Yu Yourong turned the somewhat panicked Master back:
"This is called shower gel. It is the bath bean on earth. The rose-flavored one I bought has the same smell as Master himself."
"Oh...wait a minute, it's itchy...Rong'er, please don't..."
"Get used to it slowly, Master, don't move."
"It's so weird... Rong'er, why don't you forget it? I don't need this anymore..."
Yu Ling'er still couldn't get used to it, her gourd-like plump body twisted around, her waist like a willow couldn't help but dodge Yu Yourong's hand, and the round and peach-like arc under her waist also swayed in a mighty way.
, Yu Yourong frowned at the sight, and immediately became angry:
"Don't move!"
"ah!"
Snapped--
A crisp slap sounded in the bathroom. Yu Ling'er trembled, covering his buttocks with both hands, biting his lip angrily and looking back at the expressionless villain:
"Fish have room!"
"I'm sorry, Master."
"It's against you!"
"I was wrong Master."
It wasn't the first time he had done something wrong, nor was it the first time he had made a mistake. While Yu Yourong apologized skillfully, he turned Master's body away again, wiped out the bubbles, and then let her wipe the front by herself.
"Master, look, as long as the bubbles come out, they can be rinsed away after rubbing for a while, but don't squeeze too much."
"Why?"
"It's not necessary. Then we have to save."
Speaking of this, Yu Yourong's eyes, which had just been angered by his master, softened slightly:
"Brother, he... makes money very hard..."
?
elder brother?
Yu Ling'er looked at his apprentice blankly:
"Who is your brother?"
"..."
Yu Ling'er pondered for a moment:
"My elder brother is Qin Ren. Since my status is inconvenient, I will be his sister."
"That's right...we are from a black household."
Yu Ling'er had probably understood the meaning of [inconvenient identity] in the bureau, and murmured to himself:
"If you recognize him as your brother, then he will also be your senior brother..."
"?"
Yu Yourong was stunned, where was this stupid master thinking?
Yu Ling'er thought about it very seriously:
"My Liuyun Sect stopped accepting male disciples as early as the end of the Dharma. I didn't expect that my generation of sect masters would make an exception because of the ascension. It's really sad..."
"Brother is just a brother, not a senior brother."
Yu Yourong didn't bother to pay attention to her, so he squeezed some cool stuff and rubbed it on Yu Ling'er's head.
"Again?"
"Close your eyes, close your eyes?"
"Close it..."
The tall apprentice is 1.7 meters tall, which is slightly taller than the master. Washing her hair will not be too tiring:
"This is called shampoo. It's similar to shower gel, but it's specially used to wash your hair. Be careful to separate it. Also, be careful not to let it flow in..."
"Hey! Rong'er, eyes...my eyes..."
"..."
He was tricked before he finished speaking. Yu Yourong finally knew what it was like to experience "high blood pressure" online.
Snapped--
So, after washing her eyes, there was another crisp sound in the bathroom.
"I told you to close your eyes!"
"Yu Yourong! This is not a sect!"
As the leader of the sect, Yu Ling'er also has a temper:
"This is your...your senior brother's territory. Are you going to be so naughty in the future? What a shame!"
"If you don't obey, you will be beaten. This is the etiquette here."
Yu Yourong used Pi Xiu as an example and used a sentence Pi Xiu once said to remind Master:
"When you enter the Qin family's door, you must follow the Qin family's rules. If I don't hit you, does Master want to be beaten by my brother?"
"..."
It would be really unseemly if you couldn't do it.
The people in this world are already indecent. The streets are full of shirtless women. From time to time, you can meet a few charming women who smell like Hehuan Sect. Yu Ling'er also wandered the streets for several times.
The genius gradually adapted, but that didn't mean she wasn't resistant at all.
"Rong'er..."
"explain."
So, after letting Yu Yourong wash her hair without saying a word, she thought of something she wanted to say when she walked in, but didn't say it out loud:
"I saw... your clothes, Rong'er..."
The T-shirt is acceptable, but Yu Ling'er is mainly concerned about the pair of denim shorts:
"Our Liuyun Sect is a well-known and decent sect. What you are wearing...isn't it a bit too obscene..."