"Qin Ren, Cheng Siyu, does she look more and more like her sister now?" As soon as he got home, Gu Qing opened his mouth and asked Qin Ren who had just changed clothes:
"Did you see Cheng Siyu? When?"
"Oh, I just suddenly thought of it..."
Lu Qing helped his brother smooth out the wrinkles on his T-shirt, once, twice...
Well, it's a bit addictive.
Qin Ren's strong chest muscles didn't seem to be slack from hard work. When the soft fingertips traced his strong physique, Gu Qing felt his heartbeat a little hot:
"...Just say it or not."
"Yes, but no."
Qin Ren thought for a while and said carefully:
"That guy's hair style is indeed more like her Siyun now, but if you look at her in the company, her style is still quite different."
"What style?"
"It's just a newcomer's workplace style, small ponytail, small shirt, small jacket, small trousers, small silk..."
"?"
"Ahem."
Qin Ren lowered his head and frowned:
"Oh my shorts seem to have shrunk and are a bit tight. No wonder I feel uncomfortable..."
Gu Qing took a look and his face turned slightly red.
It's a bit tight indeed...
Qin Ren was possessive and wouldn't let his sister wear her strapless skirt. Then Lu Qing could also be possessive and wouldn't let his younger brother wear such tight shorts on the street.
This is the era of male lust, and there are enough warblers in the family. My brother's body cannot be looked at by more bad women.
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After changing into a pair of looser shorts, Qin Ren was about to go out to do errands, and had to call Yu Ling'er.
Dangdangdang——
He knocked on the bedroom door:
"Master Yu, are you okay?"
"immediately."
After a while, Yu Ling'er came out and changed into ancient clothes according to Qin Ren's request.
It's not the Hanfu given to Yu Yourong, but the fluttering white dress she wore when she first came to Earth.
Yu Ling'er didn't know what Qin Ren was taking her to do, but she felt a little embarrassed to have changed into this behavior after such a long time.
"Isn't it weird?" Yu Ling'er gently twisted the skirt of her clothes with her bare hands, her almond-shaped eyes were shy, and she blinked her long eyelashes and looked around the room.
"No, it's very beautiful."
beautiful?
Yu Ling'er had heard Qin Ren praise many people for being beautiful, including Gu Qing, Luoyao and Rong'er. However, this was the first time that the word "beautiful" came out of his mouth, but he didn't expect that it would still fall on his ears.
inside.
"It's...it's not like that..."
He said this, but which woman doesn't like to be praised? Yu Ling'er gently picked up her hair on her temples to cover up the happiness in her eyes.
"No, I really think it's beautiful." Qin Ren looked up and down, showing a rigorous academic attitude.
When I first met Yu Ling'er, her clothes were a little sloppy, and so was I, so she had a more market-like young woman look.
Now that he has tidied it up properly, he will look more like a sect master with a fairy spirit.
Little women have also become big women. In ancient times, they would have the temperament of a queen mother-in-law, or a royal wife.
"It's like light clouds coming out of Xiu, and the fairy air is like Tingting. It's faintly shining when you look at it. It has a unique charm."
Qin Ren was so stinky, he shook his head and praised:
"Master Yu, your clothes suit you very well...Eh?!"
Just as he was talking, Qin Ren felt a strong force coming from his feet, which almost pushed him down. When he saw it in shock, he saw a mop poking at his feet.
"Brother, give me a moment." Classmate Yu Yourong stared at the mop with a somewhat depressed tone.
"No, no, no, please stop doing the work. You just did it yesterday."
Qin Ren went to get the mop in her hand, but Yu Yourong stubbornly turned his head and dragged it to the other side.
"Hey, Yourong?"
"Rong'er?"
Qin Ren and Yu Ling'er looked at each other, both helpless and confused. In the end, Qin Ren chased after her and stopped her on the balcony:
"Yourong, don't work so hard. Take a rest, why don't you go out with Luo Yao for a while?"
"You know I'm working hard, but you still stand there with Master blocking my way..."
Yu Yourong flicked the mop, glanced at Qin Ren, turned his face to look at the green potted plants on the balcony, his face expressionless.
…
Why don't I see my brother arrogantly talking about words? It's just an ordinary silk embroidered robe. As for...
Yu Yourong originally had that kind of clothes, and they might look more beautiful than "some people" when wearing them...
…
"It was unintentional to block the road, but if you cook, wash dishes, and mop the floor immediately, you are deliberately not feeling sorry for yourself."
Qin Ren took her mop:
"You don't have any spiritual power now. You have to eat and sleep and you will be tired. Please rest."
"But I still have inner strength."
Yu Yourong took the mop back:
"With inner strength, I can do more than ordinary girls, so I don't need to feel bad about myself."
"Hey, you don't feel sorry for me, I feel sorry for you..."
Qin Ren grabbed it again, then looked back at the living room. After confirming that his sister was in the bedroom, he mysteriously leaned into Yu Yourong's ear:
"Which brother doesn't feel sorry for his sister? Qin Ren feels sorry for Xi Shi the most...but he must keep it a secret and don't let Qing'er know about it."
After saying that, he deliberately winked for a while. Yu Yourong's face turned slightly red, he rolled his eyes and muttered softly:
"Then what are you going to do with her this afternoon..."
"she?"
Qin Ren's mind was stuck, and Yu Yourong glared at him:
If I remember correctly, this seemed to be the first time that Yu Yourong glared at him. Qin Ren was quite happy with it, which meant that the girl had become more integrated, which was a good thing:
"We're going to get some gold coins back this afternoon."
"What?" Yu Yourong couldn't understand these messy slang words.
"There was one thing that I kept forgetting because I was working overtime, and it took me a long time..."
Qin Ren tried to put it off first, but he actually thought of the jewelry that Yu Ling'er had sold at a low price just to eat.
It's been a while now, and some of the more serious business owners may have had the jewelry appraised, and they may no longer be willing to hand over the jewelry.
However, Qin Ren also has a way to deal with this situation, but from the perspective of the exorcist's legal principles, it is not very kind...
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"Mom, look, Sister Sword Fairy."
After going out with the fairy-like Yu Ling'er, other than the children, he didn't actually attract much attention along the way.
After all, as a "cos city", Chengdu, costumes and other costumes have always been quite common.
And a large part of the reason why many children looked over was because of the sword Yu Ling'er held in his arms.
"Master Yu, why do you want to hold this sword?"
Qin Ren has always been quite puzzled:
"Isn't it usually worn on the back or pinned to the waist?"
"Well...I know this is indeed the case on Earth, but..."
Yu Ling'er hugged the sword in her arms. From Qin Ren's point of view, she could see that the soft furrow on her body had been tightened a little deeper. Under the white tulle, the two healthy
Disciple Yu's rabbit sisters also jumped slightly:
"But in the Ten Thousand Demons Continent, at least in Liuyun Sect, we don't have a habit of using swords because we don't need them."
"oh?"
Qin Ren's eyes lit up:
"Is there a Qiankun bag, a storage ring or something?"
"No…"
Yu Ling'er frowned and couldn't even understand these words:
"When we have spiritual power, we always have swords stuck in our bodies."
"In the body?"
It sounded so awesome that Qin Ren backed up tactically:
"Elaborate."
"Hmm... Actually, it can be regarded as a blood inheritance. The snake clan has an ancient ancestor named Ba Snake. The one who has been to the earth before, Qin Ren, do you know?"
"I know, the snake swallows the elephant."
"Yes Yes."
When Yu Ling'er nodded, the round bun on the back of her head trembled, so cute:
"The Elephant-Swallowing Magical Power of Ancestor Ba Snake is one of the blood inheritance left to us Snake Clan, so the swords of our Snake Clan are usually swallowed in our stomachs when not in use."
"ah?"
Swallowing swords? Qin Ren thought of those acrobatic performances in the past. There was a sword swallower who was on "Approaching Science". He swallowed swords while doing X-rays and so on.
But coming from Yu Ling'er's mouth, it feels a little more mysterious.
But the mysterious is the mysterious, and it’s not that strange. The basic operation of [vocalizing magic weapons] is familiar from classical novels such as "The Romance of the Gods" to the current fantasy fairy novels.
Qin Ren has a better memory of this in recent years, probably from an online article author named Chen Yigeng, in which there are often powerful figures from all walks of life who open their mouths and spit out magic weapons, spit out sword energy, and even spit out a mountain or a world.
Or something like that, spitting out all the avenues.
"You just...swallow it?"
"Absolutely. Qin Ren, you don't know that we snakes all have deep throats."
"How deep?"
"Almost..."
Yu Ling'er touched the middle of her collarbone:
"We're almost here. When you have spiritual power, you can swallow a sword no matter how thick it is, turn it into invisible, and then spit it out when you want to use it."
"Then if you don't have spiritual power, you can't show it?" Qin Ren was a little regretful, but he really wanted to see it.
"Actually, it's possible, but we can only swallow it here."
Yu Ling'er pointed to her collarbone:
"Transformation or something is not possible, so I just hold the sword in my arms. I'm not used to wearing it around my waist or carrying it on my back."
But when it comes to this, Yu Ling'er is also confused:
"Qin Ren."
"Um."
"When we go to redeem things, why do we need to change clothes and bring the sword with us?"
"It's easy to see clearly."
According to Yu Ling'er's memory, Qin Ren searched for those small restaurants one by one in the afternoon for almost a week. The bosses basically took one look at Yu Ling'er behind Qin Ren and could quickly remember Yu Ling'er just by looking at that outfit.
Er, when Qin Ren asked, most people immediately admitted that Yu Ling'er had indeed exchanged things for food before.
Then Qin Ren started to talk all kinds of nonsense. One moment he said that he was a living area blogger at Station B and he was doing some xxx challenge. The next moment he said that he was from a variety show crew of some TV station. The jewelry he was given before was a prop and he got it wrong.
, the crew rented it outside, and now they want to buy it back with their food money.
In this way, an earring, a jade pendant, a pendant, and a bracelet of unknown material were all successfully recovered.
There is no way, if you want to go smoothly, you must make it a little more fancy, so that these small bosses feel that they are not "weak and weak", Yu Ling'er did not miss it temporarily, and those things are not very valuable.
Judging from the results, it is necessary to do so.
Because in the end there were still two owners who went for an appraisal and found out that the jewelry was made of top quality materials, so they refused to exchange it again.
They include another jade earring and a jade pendant.
It would be difficult to get people to spit out the bargain after getting it, so Qin Ren changed his face at that time.
"To be honest, I am actually an exorcist."
Of course, the exorcist Qin Ren mentioned here was not his true identity, but began to act as a magician, reminding the two bosses that the jewelry they got was full of "ominous".
"Ominous?"
"Ha ha!"
The two bosses are naturally staunch materialists. It is impossible for anyone who has read the book to believe it, so Qin Ren will use a less kind method here.
"Let's go, Master Yu, we're going back."
"Come back?"
Yu Ling'er was farting, and followed with swaying little steps:
"Don't we want those two anymore?"
"Don't worry, they will call and deliver to your door after a while."
Qin Ren's method was actually to go to At Cui, the chicken-headed demon descendant who had helped Qin Ren find out the whereabouts of Yu Ling'er, and ask her to find a few demon descendants who were not actually harmful but more terrifying, and go to those two
If the boss makes some supernatural noises at his house and scares them, they will naturally believe in the "ominous" nature of the jewelry.
As for the jewelry that he had obtained today, Qin Ren took it to the jewelry store and sold it all.
This was naturally approved by Yu Ling'er.
"Sell it as you like!" Master Yu said generously, "It's just decoration anyway, and after being exposed to too much smoke from fireworks, it has no soul."
Yu Ling'er just learned the word "soulless" and used it just right. However, Qin Ren was a little more curious:
"Master Yu, you cultivators still wear so many jewelry? Yourong seems to have none."
"Rong'er...she is still young and doesn't understand jewelry at all..."
Yu Ling'er's eyes wandered, her head lowered with a red face, and her jade hands nervously picked at the pattern on the scabbard:
"This kid is quite boring. It doesn't matter if he doesn't wear it. Others wear it a little bit...and he scolds them for being pretentious..."
"That's it..."
Qin Ren looked at Yu Ling'er's pretty face with interest and wanted to laugh a little.
When Yu Ling'er raised his eyes, he also noticed Qin Ren's half-smiling expression. She felt panicked and couldn't help but lightly stamp the embroidered shoes under her feet. She frowned slightly and emphasized to him:
"Qin Ren, it's not me who she calls hypocritical. I'm her master. She doesn't dare."
"Yeah."
Qin Ren smiled and nodded:
"She doesn't dare to scold you, she only dares to hit you."
"She...you..."
After saying these words, Yu Ling'er felt humiliated. The red glow on her skin crawled from her slender neck to the tips of her ears. She held the sword in one hand and covered her buttocks with the other.
Turning around in shame and annoyance, he quickened his pace and walked home.
Qin Ren chased after him with a smile:
"Hey Master Yu, don't be angry, it's nothing, just talk about it."
"..."
Yu Ling'er ignored her.
"You don't want the money from selling this jewelry either?"
"..."
Still ignored.
Huh, hypocritical...
He knew clearly that he was in charge of the family, so why did he ask her for any money...
"Okay, okay, Master Fish..."
Not to mention, Yu Ling'er is a cultivator after all. When he got angry, he stepped on lotus steps with steady feet and walked not slowly at all. Qin Ren even ran a few steps before he said:
"Master Yu, Master Yu, I was wrong."
"..."
Yu Ling'er pursed her mouth tightly and said nothing, her delicate and soft face still showing a faint blush. She held the sword in her arms and looked at the floor tiles with watery eyes, as if she would rather count the cracks in the floor tiles.
It was as if he didn't want to deal with Qin Ren anymore.
In this way, the sect leader of Xianli Xianqi can be regarded as "revealing his true colors", and the appearance of the faint and resentful woman next door is revealed, which is quite a bit aggrieved.
"Master Yu, actually I don't know if you have learned a common saying on earth these days, which is that everyone has a love for beauty."
Yu Yourong turned his head quietly and took a look at him:
"What do you want to say..."
"I want to say that it's all a joke, but knowing jewelry is really not a pretentious thing. People who know jewelry can dress up. I think it's very feminine."
Qin Ren doesn't have a playful smile, he is gentle and serious.
It seems... is the truth...
Yu Ling'er's nose twitched slightly, she made a few small hums, and she was willing to look at Qin Ren a little more:
"Femininity...what is it..."
"It's the charm of women."
"charm…"
Yu Ling'er didn't refuse Qin Ren's praise like he did when he gave in to the word "beautiful". He blinked his doubtful eyes meekly:
"Which charm is it?"
"so."
Qin Ren typed the word "charming" on his mobile phone and showed it to Yu Ling'er. Yu Ling'er took one look at it and drew back his neck, shyly spitting:
"Why is this 'Charming'... Those foxes from the Hehuan Sect all have this word tattooed on their bodies. I...I don't want to be feminine anymore."
"It's different. Charm is a good word on earth. The most exciting women are praised by everyone for their charm and femininity."
Qin Ren explained to Yu Ling'er seriously:
"Charm refers to bright attraction, not seductive allure."
"..."
This statement sounded decent. Yu Ling'er accepted it and ran behind Qin Ren again holding the sword:
"Then go home, you go in front, I will follow..."
"I want it back, but to show my sincerity in apologizing, Master Yu, let me buy you a drink of water."
Yu Ling'er wondered what was good about the water. Looking in the direction of Qin Ren's finger, it was a shop called "Hi Tea".
"Many girls on Earth like to drink this. There are various juice drinks in it, both hot and cold. Oh, there is also milk tea, let's see?"
"Um…"
Just take a look, Yu Ling'er is quite interested, and her mood quickly warms up.
Because this was Qin Ren's apology to her, this nature made the sect leader quite happy.
Didn't that evil disciple often make her angry? Even she never made any apology to her master.
However, after actually entering the store, Yu Ling'er was a little repelled by the colorful fruit tea and milk tea, and she was a little uncomfortable with the appearance alone.
The most typical discomfort is something called "Full Cup of Passion Fruit". The densely packed small beads inside make Yu Ling'er feel goosebumps.
This scene also appears in the pearl milk tea that Yu Yourong likes to drink, so Yu Ling'er never drinks pearl milk tea.
"You don't even have a drink you want to drink?"
"Um."
Yu Ling'er nodded, and then felt that some people sitting in the store were secretly pointing their mobile phones at her, so she timidly pulled Qin Ren's trouser pocket:
"Qin Ren, I'm not angry anymore. Let's go out first. They are all..."
"Okay, let's go out."
The little fairy in the milk tea shop was lucky enough to see a real fairy, so she was naturally shocked. Understandably, Qin Ren took Yu Ling'er out of the shop, and Yu Ling'er's eyes lit up and she pointed to a small shop not far away:
"Qin Ren, soy milk!"
"Okay, buy it."
When the two met for the first time, Yu Ling'er drank the soy milk, which was clean and pure white, and licked it slightly. This is what people drink.
The soy milk this time is the kind that came in plastic bags when I was a kid. It's quite nostalgic. Inserting a straw requires a little angle and skill. Qin Ren and his sister often drank this when they were young. My sister always asked Qin Ren to help insert the straw.
"tasty?"
“Delicious.”
Yu Ling'er didn't know how to drink. She drank all around her mouth until it turned white. Qin Ren took out a tissue and wiped it for her:
"Then Master Yu, forgive me?"
"I'm actually not that angry. I just forgave you..."
Yu Ling'er said sheepishly, and then looked at Qin Ren seriously:
"Qin Ren, you are a good person."
"..."
This is the third time Qin Ren has heard Master Yu say this about himself.
