(Can’t solve it, commemorating the first seal of the monster)
"well!"
Zhou Chi sat down and sighed bitterly, pressed the power button, then patted his belly and looked up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle:
"Brother Ren, I'm really numb this time."
"When were you not numb?"
Qin Ren sat over and took out a Yuxi from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth:
"Tell me, what's going on? Tell me and make everyone happy."
"climb."
Smoking is not allowed in the office, so Zhou Chi threw the cigarette into Qin Ren’s face:
"I feel like I can't stay on this planet anymore."
"It won't be like peeing with the leader again..."
"No, this time it's because of you."
The "you" in Zhou Chi's mouth refers to the brothers in the group [Father is kind and son is filial 213].
"Damn it, isn't there a red moon on Saturday? I'm giving out welfare in the group for your benefit, don't you remember?"
"Ah, remember."
Anyway, Qin Ren didn't download it. He hadn't watched anything like that for a long time, whether it was in the second or third dimension. On the one hand, he didn't have time, and on the other hand, he was highly self-disciplined and was conserving his energy for the wedding night with Cheng Siyun in the future.
sharp.
It is true that self-discipline does not mean quitting sex. Qin Ren sometimes wonders if he has raised too much. After marriage, there are only two people. After giving birth to a child, there is no point in saving too much, right?
But this is all a story for another day. As far as Zhou Chi is concerned, he has always had no inhibitions, so downloading it that night was not enough. He opened the browser after a long time and conducted some arduous searches, and finally successfully enjoyed it online.
However, as you know, there are always misfortunes and misfortunes. After the appreciation was over, relatives with children came to Zhou Chi's house the next day.
As soon as he entered the room, he greeted me sensibly and looked very pleasant, but soon he showed his monstrosity and wanted to play with Zhou Chi's computer.
…
"And you gave it to me?"
"What if I don't give it to you? My parents gave it to me. Oh! Sooner or later I have to go out and rent a house!"
"Don't say it too early. You will regret it when the rent hits you."
When Qin Ren heard this, he naturally guessed the next plot:
"I've seen the ending. To put it bluntly, it was the naughty kid who exposed you about watching it online, right?"
"It's more than just an explosion!"
Zhou Chi covered his fat face and couldn't bear to recall:
"I turned off the Bluetooth headset at that time, so the laptop automatically connected to the Bluetooth speaker..."
"..."
Zhou Chi's parents and relatives were all there at that time, and the whole room suddenly remembered a low voice "お sister さま——", followed by all kinds of unsightly sounds, which made Zhou Chi wish he could move to Mars immediately.
…
"But Brother Chi, you are also stupid."
While Qin Ren expressed sympathy, he was also incredulous at Zhou Chi's stupidity:
"I dare you not to even close the browser after watching a movie online?"
"I must have turned it off! They've all turned it off!"
"Oh, has the history been checked?"
Then this naughty boy is very targeted.
Maybe he is a precocious person who has experienced many trials and hardships on his parents' computers and has grown up, so he would look through the browser history when playing on a relative's computer.
But in fact, Zhou Chi is also an experienced browser. He said that he has two browsers, one of which is dedicated to turning on the incognito mode for a long time, and never fails to watch online.
"Damn, if the defense is so tight, then how did he find you to watch that movie?"
Do all children nowadays learn python by themselves?
"Damn it, so it feels aggrieved for labor and capital to lose."
Zhou Chi held his forehead and looked as if he was about to cry:
"My computer is too rubbish, and the browser process has not ended when I shut it down, so as soon as the naughty kid opened it, it prompted [Do you want to restore the page that crashed last time], and then he clicked [Yes]..."
"..."
I see.
If this is the case, then Qin Ren feels that Brother Chi is indeed a little unjust, and after hearing this living example, the face of a certain sect leader who is playing games at home begins to appear in his mind...
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Indeed, Qin Ren hasn't seen anything like that for a long time.
But this does not mean that he has never been a teenager.
I still remember that when I was a freshman and sophomore in college, when I first fell in love with Cheng Siyun, the young Qin Ren also downloaded a lot of "teaching cases" online.
They are all 1v1solo, mostly with stocking themes, both anime and real-life ones, including a few aesthetic-style ones. I plan to watch them with Cheng Siyun one day in the future, so that I can learn from them and at the same time, I can implicitly hint to my girlfriend about my xp.
To this day, many masterpieces are still sealed in Qin Ren’s hard drive.
Although Qin Ren didn't read it, he never wanted to delete it.
It’s not that I have much desire for movies, it’s just a collection habit.
After all, in order to watch it with his girlfriend, many of the resources he found were particularly precious.
Just to meet the requirement of 1v1 pure love, he often invited Zhou Chi, who had the name of [Living Resource Library], to dinner. Zhou Chi finally found gold in all kinds of shit before selecting [the one who can be with his innocent and ignorant little girlfriend]
Top 10 masterpieces to watch together], and is thoughtfully divided into two major sections, [Film and TV] and [Drama], just like Station B.
It can be said that the value of such a thing is not only the content itself, but also a memory of a green period, which is not unprecious.
Therefore, Qin Ren still has these things on his computer.
After hearing what happened to Zhou Chi, he couldn't help but think that if Yu Ling'er at home also dug out these things, then...
After all, Yu Ling'er was talented in using computers, so Qin Ren planned to check the computer as soon as he got home from work to confirm whether the hidden [new folders] were safe.
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"I'm back."
"Qin Ren Qin Ren~"
After returning home from get off work in the evening, after a routine chat with little Pixiu, Qin Ren saw Yu Ling'er sitting in front of the computer again, not playing the game, but checking the results of the previous game.
"Qin Ren..."
After seeing Qin Ren come back, Yu Ling'er stood up and came over with some resentment. Her pretty face was full of frustration and she looked a little pitiful:
"Are there any other games..."
"?"
Qin Ren was startled. He hadn't figured out how to play League of Legends on both human and computer yet. Why did he suddenly have to change games?
"What kind of game do you want to play, Master Yu?"
"The type...the type is...the type I can win with."
Yu Ling'er looked up at Qin Ren with her big eyes:
"Is there any?"
"..."
No wonder I suddenly wanted to change the game, but it turned out that I lost all afternoon and broke my defense.
If he lost all afternoon playing computer games, Qin Ren might be ready to introduce "Mine Sweeper" or "Spider Solitaire" to Yu Ling'er. Fortunately, Master Yu had been secretly playing matching games for a long time. As a newbie to computers,
Qin Ren completely understands the outsider.
While Yu Yourong was cooking in the kitchen, the two of them sat down on the sofa. Qin Ren comforted Yu Ling'er. Yu Ling'er felt a little better and started talking more. She gently pulled Qin Ren's clothes.
Jiao began to complain aggrievedly:
"Qin Ren, why do my teammates send me questions every time my snake girl buys a sword..."
"Sword? What sword did you buy?"
"Both."
Yu Ling'er himself is a swordsman, and he doesn't refuse anyone who comes:
"Dolan sword, long sword, short sword..."
"Master Yu, what...these are physical attacks, Snake Girl, she is a magic damage hero..."
…
Regardless of whether she fully understood it or not, Qin Ren still taught Yu Ling'er a few tips and suggested that she return to human-computer training, forgetting about checking the hard drive at the beginning.
It wasn't until he was lying on the bed that Pixiu ran in from the living room after taking a bath. As soon as he got into his arms, he babbling and asked a strange question: