Lu Bu frowned and looked at Guan Yu, and whispered: "Long time no see, Guan Yu."
The smile on Guan Yu's face froze for a moment, and his violently contracted pupils revealed the huge fluctuations in his heart.
Lin Fan was afraid that the two of them would fight, so he prepared to break up the fight.
After all, Guan Gong is aloof and arrogant, while Lu Bu is brave. Both of them are seniors who would rather break than bend.
Moreover, the two of them were considered mortal enemies back then, and there was even a conflict between the three heroes and Lu Bu.
But just when Lin Fan was extremely nervous, Guan Yu suddenly laughed and said: "Bu, long time no see."
"Who did you just say was the one who got the first bid?" Lu Bu narrowed his eyes and looked at Guan Yu...??.
Guan Yu smiled even more happily: "When I go to the market in my hometown, the chickens are all stuck with tags..."
"Where are the chickens and dogs?" Lu Bu frowned.
Guan Yu's smile became brighter: "As for this native chicken, it still has to be stewed in an earthen pot to make it more fragrant. The stew is even more fragrant than dog meat... Haha, hahaha, when I have time, I will stew a native chicken in an earthen pot.
Please try it!"
The strong energy that had been gathering for a long time suddenly dissipated.
When Lu Bu appeared, the mighty second master suddenly became humble.
Became eloquent.
Instead of fighting, there was a harmonious scene that Lin Fan had never expected.
Maybe it's because the other two are not here.
Lu Bu nodded, looked at Guan Yu and said, "The commander-in-chief wants you to join the gods of Great Xia, do you have any objections?"
Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of the second master, but then he smiled and said: "I thought about it carefully, well, although the big man is not here, now that the world is unified, Daxia is the big man that my eldest brother and my third brother and I want to help!"
"If the gods want to invade Daxia, they want to attack my big man!"
"How can we just sit back and watch this?"
"Gods of Great Xia, even if you don't tell me, I will join in!"
"It is a great honor for Guan to fight side by side with you and protect Daxia!"
"Please allow Guan to join the gods of Daxia!" The second master looked at Lin Fan.
Lin Fan: "..."
That's not what you said before.
Why did you suddenly conquer yourself, your ideological consciousness suddenly rise, and before I had a chance to enlighten you, you said all my words yourself?
Lin Fan nodded with a complicated expression: "Okay."
It seems that he still underestimated Lu Bu's suppressive power over Guan Yu.
I still like the rebellious look of the second master.
"What?" Lu Bu noticed Lin Fan's strange expression.
Lin Fan whispered: "He suddenly became too humble, and I'm not used to it."
Lu Bu frowned and looked at Guan Yu, who was smiling: "He has always been like this before. Is there something wrong?"
Lin Fan: "..."
All right.
indeed.
When Lu Bu was alive, Guan Gong was indeed a good young man who was humble and listened to others' advice.
It wasn't until Lu Bu's death that the Second Master came up with his famous sayings frequently, "What's wrong with selling the first thing, a native chicken or a tiled dog? Killing you is nothing but a dirty sword and ax. How can a tiger girl be worthy of a dog?" He crossed the river and I will cross the river... Incarnate as a forced king.
Lu Bu, Guan Gong's humble weapon.
It is true that Lu Bu's fighting prowess was too terrifying. Even though the slaves of the three surnames had a bad reputation, when he was alive, no one dared to claim to be invincible.
But at this moment, Lu Bu looked a little embarrassed.
At this time, the second master also took a deep breath and said to Lu Bu: "Have you ever seen Red Rabbit? Red Rabbit has a spirit. If he knew that I was awake, he would have come long ago... but he has never come."
In other words, if my horse is gone, do you have a horse?
"No, I haven't seen it before." Lu Bu shook his head.
"Oh, Guan was overthinking it. I thought it had just woken up and found that I hadn't woken up yet and was following you..." The second master sighed.
Lu Bu shook his head again: "Maybe he ran away somewhere and got lost. Anyway, I haven't seen him before. You don't have a horse, and I don't have a horse either."
"Wait, the horse will get lost?" The second master frowned.
Lu Bu shook his head coldly: "I really have never seen him. If I lie to you, he is your son."
The second master looked at Lu Bu with more and more suspicion. To be honest, if there was no second sentence, the second master might not be so suspicious...
"Look what I do!" Lu Bu said coldly: "I told you, I haven't seen it! Don't you still believe me, Lu Bu! All heroes in the world know that I, Lu Bu, am the most trustworthy person! I, Lu Bu, can lie to you for a horse.
!”
Guan Gong was silent for a long time and sighed
: "It seems that Red Rabbit is really missing. It's really strange..."
Lin Fan: "..."
Sure enough, even Lu Bu, who recognized his father everywhere, still wanted to be a horse.
"Where did Chitu Xu go to play? Okay, don't say more, isn't there a team of gods?" Lu Bu said hurriedly: "Hurry up and go to Guannan!"
"Yeah." Lin Fan nodded.
Indeed, a lot of time was wasted here because of the second master's pretense.
But Lin Fan had already made arrangements.
Not long after.
"boom!"
A fighter plane soared into the sky!
Lin Fan, the First Emperor, Lu Bu, and Guan Yu headed straight for Guannan!
The people watched the fighter jet disappear into the sky with admiration, and then whispered: "I thought Lu Bu and Guan Guan would fight."
"Yes, aren't the Second Master and Lu Bu mortal enemies? They didn't even fight?"
"What I'm more curious about is, where is Red Rabbit? Lu Bu has been taking Red Rabbit with him!"
"Yes, why is Red Rabbit missing?"
The roof of an office building.
"hiss!!!"
The tied up Chitu lay on the ground, watching the fighter plane fly away with tears in his eyes, and let out a reluctant neigh from his mouth that was stuffed with cloth strips!
And the other side.
Guannan.
"The two gods are right here!" The young man pointed forward with a flattering look and said to the two gods.
There, a huge barrier stood, and the noise coming from inside could be vaguely heard.
Guannan.
The two mid-level winter gods nodded slightly and smiled at the corners of their mouths.
"You did very well."
The divine power of winter explodes!
"boom!!"
Ice and snow surged, the clear sky suddenly became cloudy, the air became cold and biting, and the cold wind howled!
Thick snow fell from the sky, and in an instant, the place turned into winter!
"Now, it's time for us to conquer."
Under the dazzling glory, the young man looked at the sky in the distance, with a trace of anxiety hidden in his eyes: "Why aren't you here yet..."
And at this moment.
The watch on my wrist suddenly vibrated, and a sentence suddenly appeared on the electronic screen: "The plan has changed, second plan."
The young man took a deep breath and saw the two gods striding towards Guannan, and said quickly: "Wait a moment, you two!"
"What?" The two mid-level winter gods frowned slightly.
"The time agreed upon with Mr. Dong Qi is still ten minutes away." The young man expressed concern: "Didn't you say that we would do it three hours after the action over there?"
One of the mid-level winter gods waved his hand: "It's only ten minutes..."
"No, no, no, we must be serious about rescuing the main god Chione! That is our main god Chione!" The young man looked sincere.
The two winter gods felt a little guilty for a moment.
yes.
That is the great Lord God of Winter!
This despicable human believer is so serious, why can't we wait even ten minutes?
"Then wait ten minutes." The two winter gods nodded slightly.
The young man grinned and pointed to a slightly dilapidated temple in the distance: "Why don't you two go there and take a rest."
"Yeah, that's fine." The two winter gods came from afar and were a little tired, so they nodded.
The young man led the way, and the two gods walked towards the ruined temple.
And at the moment when the two gods approached.
"Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!!!"
A black dog rushed out of the door as if awakened by the breath of the god.
He looked at the two gods with fierce eyes, barked loudly, and lay prone on the ground, as if he was about to pounce at any time!
The two winter gods frowned slightly.
"A humble life dares to bark at a divine dog?"
A god of winter snorted coldly.
The battle failed and the Lord God was captured. He was already suppressing his anger.
Especially the long journey made him irritable.
I thought I could start conquering immediately, making those humans tremble in fear.
As a result, a dog dared to bark at himself?!
"boom!"
A bolt of winter divine power surged out and struck the black dog hard!
"Ouch!"
The black dog screamed and flew directly to the front of the temple!
"Humph." The God of Winter looked gloomy, stepped out again, and appeared in front of the temple the next moment.
Under the desperate gaze of the black dog.
"boom!"
He stepped on an iron basin and broke it into pieces.
That's the black dog's job!
"Woof!!!" The black dog instantly let out a heart-rending howl.
"What the hell!" The young man who led the way suddenly changed his face and screamed, "Why did you break his job!"
"Why, it's just a broken bowl." The God of Winter sneered.
"It's over, it's over," the young man looked at the God of Winter with complicated eyes: "It's over, it's over, this is a big deal. Originally, I was just beaten, but you broke the bowl...
"
"Crazy, what can a bowl do?" The God of Winter sneered.
The young man looked at the God of Winter with complicated eyes: "Have you ever thought that a dog has a bowl, which means it has an owner?"
The God of Winter laughed: "Master? So what if I have a master!"
The young man looked at the God of Winter with sympathetic eyes: "Have you ever seen a movie about a murder caused by a dog?"
"What?" The God of Winter shook his head: "I haven't seen it."
The young man sighed: "It's okay, you will see it soon."
The voice fell.
"Woof woof woof!!" The black dog got up again, rushed out of the temple, glanced at the broken iron bowl, and the whole dog seemed to be crazy, rushing towards the God of Winter!
"Oh, I have long heard that dog meat from the lower world is used to make hot pot. It is extremely delicious."
"I finally have a chance today." The God of Winter sneered, and the ice crystal spear instantly condensed in his hand, aiming at the black dog!
next moment.
At the moment when the ice crystal spear was thrust out.
"boom!"
In just an instant, a silver light shot into the sky!
That silver light is like a pillar, covering the entire ruined temple!
The silver light directly blocked the winter spear, making it difficult for it to move forward an inch!
"Woof woof woof!!"
The black dog's eyes instantly became excited, as if it had the support of its owner. Under the wash of silver light, it stood at the courtyard gate and yelled crazily: "Woof woof woof!"
Wait for death!
at the same time.
"Boom!"
The entire temple trembled violently at this moment, and the dust from the year before last was shaken off!
The dust on the lintel and plaque was shaken off, revealing its original appearance.
"Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun Temple!"
"Snapped!"
The stone statue in the temple shattered into pieces!
Almost at the same time, a big hand suddenly grasped the ice crystal spear that was stabbing the black dog.
"boom!"
The God of Winter didn't even see what was happening, and he was already flying backwards!
"This is..." The pupils of the other God of Winter shrank suddenly!
In the silver light, a figure slowly walked out.
His appearance is clear and handsome, his ears and shoulders are shining.
Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and holding a three-pointed two-edged spear!
The tip of the gun hung to the ground.
The plaque behind him seems to announce his identity.
"Erlang Xianshengzhenjun"!
At this moment, the world became silent, and the ice and snow did not dare to fall.
The moment the figure appeared, the God of Winter suddenly froze on the spot, his whole body trembling uncontrollably!
Erlang Xianshengzhenjun!
This guy was originally a very powerful god among the Eastern gods and Buddhas!
And he was not fighting alone, in that battle, the black dog fought side by side with him!
There was a beast-taming god who stole the black dog and tried to train it. As a result, the Erlang Xiansheng True Monarch chased the black dog for three thousand miles and killed more than three hundred beast-taming gods to take back the black dog.
!
The most impressive
God-fearing dog lovers!
For a while, the entire Beast Taming Temple was frightened when they heard the barking of dogs. They treated all dogs with respect, for fear of angering the Erlang God again!!
As a direct result, it is obvious that the divine dog is the most suitable divine beast for domestication, but until today, there is not a single divine dog in the beast taming temple!
What’s more, the sound of a dog barking has become a death knell in the God Realm that makes the gods change their expressions. There are a few words in the God Realm – “When you see a dog barking at you, run away, maybe it’s still too late!”
"If you get bitten by it, don't fight back!"
"Because you don't know who's behind it!"
An avid dog lover, a talker among dog people, Erlang Xianshengzhenjun!
What frightens the god most is that he never ties the rope!
etc!
Black dog!
The God of Winter looked at the black dog in horror, and then at the iron basin that was smashed by his companion.
My heart skipped a beat.
And the black dog, washed away by the silver light, rapidly expanded in size to a hundred meters long! Like a giant beast!
However, it did not pounce on it, but took a serious look at the God of Winter who was smashed away, its eyes full of showing off and pride.
The main thing is to fight with people.
Immediately, the giant beast desperately arched Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun, burying its head in its arms, and flicked its huge tongue wildly, drooling all over Erlang Shen's body.
Woooooooooo~
It seemed like he was crying for something.
"Okay, okay, I'm awake, am I awake now?" Erlang Shen stroked the giant dog and said with a smile: "I know you are wronged. You showed me the thousand-year-old door and protected my thousand-year-old divine body.
Thanks a lot."
"I know, I know, your dog bowl was smashed, didn't I help you find a place to do it?"
"As for now..."
Erlang Shen glanced at the broken dog bowl.
His eyes became cold and forbidding. He looked at the eighth-level winter god who was staggering up and said coldly: "Did you break it?"
I...the voice of the God of Winter is trembling.
"It's him, it's him!" The young man who led the way pointed at the God of Winter and said, "That's him!"
God of Winter: "???"
Where the hell are you standing?
The God of Winter wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and said solemnly: "This is just a misunderstanding. Erlang Xianshengzhenjun, we have no intention..."
Erlangshen didn't look at him, but said to himself: "You shouldn't break its rice bowl."
"That is its only dignity."
"A dog spends his whole life watching the door just for a few good meals and a few full meals. Smashing the dog's dog bowl is just a slap in the face."
"You may not know that in our country, a dog with a pot is a loyal dog with an owner, and a dog without a pot is a wild dog."
"It's not a wild dog."
"I am its owner."
"When you beat a dog, it depends on the owner. If you smash its dog bowl, you are also smashing my face!"
"boom!!"
Rolling divine power bursts out!
"You all deserve to die!"
In an instant, God Erlang transformed into a giant of a thousand meters and roared to the sky!
That three-pointed, two-edged spear is more dazzling than the sun!
At the same time, under the anger, Erlang Shen's eyebrows gradually tore apart, and a cold and ruthless eye slowly opened!
It is actually somewhat similar to the Demon God Lu Bu!
But it's the complete opposite!
This eye is clear in black and white, clear and rational, cold and ruthless!
It's nothing like Lu Bu's evil eyes that were stained crimson with murderous aura, violent and crazy!
If Lu Bu is a crazy demon god, then Erlang Xiansheng True Lord is a ruthless and majestic true god!
"Damn it! This guy is furious!" The expressions of the two winter gods suddenly changed.
"It's just a broken bowl, isn't it?"
"This guy just got furious! Damn it, it's just like the rumors..."
Erlang Shen, a dog lover and a talker among dog people!
In front of me, no one can harm a dog!
That black dog is Erlang Shen's rage switch, and it's also a strength amplifier!
The young man had already run away and was watching this scene from a distance. He took out his popcorn and said, "Won't John Wick 5 start airing soon..."
