Chapter 167: The Way to Defuse Fatty's Appetite

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 Due to time constraints, Zheng Qing’s journey to the Silent Forest with the two witches only lasted one morning and ended.

Because today is Saturday, Zheng Qing needs to work as an assistant in Professor Monteria's laboratory in the afternoon. In the evening, he has to report to the school working committee and participate in the night patrol of Linzhong Lake in the evening. This is the last time he left the team privately during the Anti-Magic Day.

Punishment - Zheng Qing feels that in the more than half a year since he entered the school, the place he is most familiar with in the school is not the library or the study room, but Linzhong Lake at night.

Dances, adventures, patrols, etc., he left too many memories beside this big lake.

Of course, for Elena or Kolma, the person accompanying them in the Silent Forest today is not Zheng Qing, but a mysterious black cat that can only talk.

As for the results of the morning's search, they were not beyond everyone's expectations.

Nothing was found.

According to Senior Colma's explanation, this is because there is too much imbalance in the magic power of the Silent Forest, resulting in frequent space warping and overlapping phenomena in the entire forest. A large number of exploratory spells often used by wizards have become ineffective. Can you find that secret realm?

, or any method to find the secret realm, it’s all a matter of metaphysics.

A metaphysics greater than the uncertainty of mist divination.

Zheng Qing also secretly took out his silver pocket watch several times in private, but did not sense any stable traces of dimensional fluctuations. This made the haze in his heart even heavier.

He has reason to believe that the 'Double Yin Symbol' obtained by Fei Rui's divination has some mysterious connection with him. The only way to solve the problem presented by the hamster is to expose Dr. Duzem's retreat.

This was not the answer he wanted.

Confused thoughts, misplaced identities, and an upside-down time schedule made the young public-funded student lose his energy all day on Sunday. He was still a little confused until the spells class on Monday morning.

So when Lao Yao asked him to stand up and answer "What are the advantages and disadvantages of the curse-type memetic decomposition method compared with the dimensional decomposition method?", he stood blankly for a long time, and then read the answer from the textbook under Xiao Xiao's soft reminder.

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This resulted in the second half of the spells class. Zheng Qing had to stand up from his seat to listen to the class very consciously in order to concentrate and deal with the stern looks that Lao Yao cast from time to time.

Fortunately, he was sitting a few rows back in the classroom, so he didn't attract too many strange looks from other students in the class.

"Don't be groggy all day, cheer up, otherwise your girlfriend will be snatched away!" During lunch, Fatty Xin sipped the nutritious turtle soup while hating the lesson that iron cannot become steel.

The public-funded student said: "When you were in a daze in the morning, I saw Matthew sneaking up next to Elena and chatting for a long time... This is blatantly looking down on you!"

Matthew has some interest in Elena, and Zheng Qing can vaguely feel it.

But he didn't think the vampire was a threat.

"I can't curse every guy who is as courteous as Elaine...beautiful girls are popular everywhere." Zheng Qing stirred the corn soup in front of him and said nonchalantly - in fact,

This calmness was more due to his knowledge that Elena was looking for Matthew to inquire about Dr. Duzem, which they had communicated with each other before parting in the Silent Forest on Saturday morning.

"That's what I want to do." Xiao Xiao muttered from the side. There was a plate of fried small yellow croakers placed in front of him. At this moment, Xiao Xiao was viciously chopping off the heads of the small fishes with a small silver knife.

Lose.

Zheng Qing and Fatty Xin looked at each other, winked at each other, and said nothing.

Because of the gap in identity, age, etc., although the relationship between Xiao Xiao and Sima Yang Yun was abuzz among students, it has not spread to the ears of Sima’s elders. I heard that the elders of Sima’s family are making arrangements for Sima Yang these days.

The cloud blind date has made Dr. Xiao Da's temper a little bad in recent days.

"Ahem, I heard that Baicao Garden has lost a lot of bees recently. Do you know about this?" Fatty Xin coughed twice and changed the topic to discuss with Xiao Xiao.

"I know, it's still under investigation and there is no conclusion." Xiao Xiao still chopped off the fish head with a gloomy face and answered simply.

"Those fish heads are actually edible." Fatty Xin looked at Xiao Xiao eagerly as he pushed the chopped fish heads out of the plate, feeling slightly distressed. However, Xiao Xiao ignored him.

"Baicao Garden?" Zhang Jixin had just been concentrating on stuffing minced meat into the steamed buns. At this moment, he had time to look at Xiao Xiao, as if he had just woken up from a dream, as if he had just caught up with the conversation of several people: "You also

Are you being punished? I remember that I punished you to work in the Baicao Garden last semester, right..."

"What does 'also' mean?! I applied for a work-study program!" Xiao Xiao grimaced, and his tone became increasingly unhappy: "If I remember correctly, I asked you to sign the application form as a recommender.

"

"Oh," the red-faced wizard pretended to remember: "I just thought that after our store opened and we got a little bit of dividends, I thought you didn't need that job anymore... What happened to the bees in Baicao Garden?

Already?"

Because he had a vague impression of the application form Xiao Xiao mentioned, in order to avoid greater embarrassment, he decisively jumped over this trap and brought the conversation back to what Fatty Xin had just mentioned.

"It's lost." Xiao Xiao smoothly put the chopped fish head on the table into a paper bag and snorted: "You can't see bees alive, you can't see corpses dead. It's an important season for many plants to bloom and pollinate recently, so there is a little movement.

A bit bigger.”

"Just like when there was a black tide in Beta Town a while ago, there were always not enough suitable hunters." Zhang Jixin nodded clearly and made an inappropriate metaphor - although he still didn't feel the disappearance of a few little bees.

How big can it be.

Zheng Qing suddenly laughed stupidly.

"Why are you laughing?" Several other wizards looked at him in unison.

"Just hearing the elder's metaphor just now reminded me of a passage I heard before... 'Many times, euphemistic metaphors can resolve awkward situations and create a more appropriate conversational atmosphere.'"

"For example, in the epic poem "The Mother of Dragons and the Cold Ghost", the little devil used a vivid metaphor to talk about privacy in public, like telling a story."

"'I took out the eel from my crotch in front of a pot of turtle soup. I rubbed the one-eyed snake violently, peeled off its banana peel, and made the bald man cry. Its snot mixed with tears dripped into the turtle soup.

Here, this pot of soup belongs to Cersei, and I hope she doesn't waste it in the end...'"

Hearing this, Zhang Jixin also showed an obscene and understanding smile.

"Holy...shit!" Fatty Xin pushed away the turtle soup in front of him with a look of disgust, and looked at the public-funded student angrily: "I don't know if you have resolved the embarrassment, but you have successfully alleviated my appetite... You really

Great!”

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