Of course, Yin Fuhu would not use his own life to compensate others. He thought to himself that these two dogs really came from the countryside and took the advertisement seriously.
"I apologize" is a common advertising technique in the solar system today. Every advertising spokesperson can say this, and he can add rich expressions to make it extremely sincere and impassioned. But in fact, it is just words.
If you really want to compensate, how should you compensate? Under what circumstances? What compensation? How much compensation? Is it a WeChat transfer or a platform payment? No one has said these specific things. Because "I will compensate" is a lie.
Everyone knows that "I will compensate" is a lie and a boast. Modern people have already acquiesced in this advertising method. No one takes "I will compensate" seriously. However, an Ergou came out and asked how to compensate in public.
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Naturally, Yin Fuhu couldn't expose his own calculus in public. He said he would not pay compensation, so he could only pretend to be confused and asked: "What do you mean? It's like you can really beat Jack to death. How about killing one of them to see?"
Chu Di said: "Let me ask you, if I kill him, how will you compensate and what compensation will you give? If you don't tell me, you are deceiving all the viewers."
Under the watchful eyes of all the audiences in the solar system, Chu Di forced Yin Fuhu to a dead end. Yin Fuhu said, "Who deceived the audience? If our volunteers are injured or killed, our Rixin Pharmaceuticals will compensate the injured one million Galaxy coins, and we will compensate the deceased one million Galaxy coins."
Compensation is 10 million Galaxy coins!"
"Okay!" Chu Di immediately turned to Jack and said, "Jack, do you want these ten million?"
In Jack's opinion, Ergou was just quarreling with Yin Fuhu. Ergou didn't even have the power to hurt himself, so how could he kill him? He also joked: "Of course I want these ten million."
Chu Di smiled and said: "I want to, but if you die, who will receive the money for you?"
Jack thought this topic was quite funny, so he decided to follow the other person's joke and said: "You can let my ex-wife collect it, and then use the money to raise my two children..." At this point, he pointed to the audience
A fat Caucasian woman said, "Well, there she is."
Chu Di nodded and said: "In this case, I have no choice but to help you."
While he was talking, everyone's eyes were dazzled, as if a phantom passed over the ring, and then Jack fell down silently.
This time everyone was smarter and just used their personal terminals to slow down the scene just now. As expected, Ergou approached Jack at a speed as fast as lightning, slapped Jack on the forehead, and then moved back.
In situ.
Just listen to Ergou on the stage say: "Mr. Yin, now that Jack is dead, you can take the money."
Yin Fuhu couldn't believe it. He thought it was possible that Ergou and Jack had colluded to steal his money, so he immediately ordered his two subordinates, "Go up and see if Jack is dead!"
Two men immediately jumped onto the ring and squatted next to Jack. One reached out to check for breath under his nostrils, and the other reached out to feel for his pulse. Then they looked at Yin Fuhu at the same time and said, "Mr. Yin, you are really dead."
"What? How is it possible?"
Although Yin Fuhu also watched the slow-motion video, he still didn't believe that the two dogs in the video could kill someone with one slap. He immediately called a doctor who had just come to the rescue and stayed at the scene to have the doctor check it out.
The doctor went up with a stethoscope and listened, then pricked Jack's eyelids, shook his head and said, "The man is indeed dead, and there is no possibility of resuscitation. I can issue a death certificate for him."
Chu Di smiled on the stage and said: "Mr. Yin, a person must be willing to accept defeat, and it is prudent to pay quickly."
Then he looked at Jack's ex-wife, "What do you call this sister-in-law? Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and get the money from Mr. Yin!"
Jack's ex-wife was stunned. This huge sum of money came so suddenly and made her a multimillionaire in an instant. She couldn't believe it was true.
In front of everyone, Yin Fuhu had no choice but to ask the staff to ask Jack's ex-wife for her account number. Jack's ex-wife also reacted and gave her account number. Then she climbed up to the ring with difficulty, threw herself on Jack's body and kissed him again and again. Look.
That means, roughly, that I am glad that I married the right person and that my ex-husband is really a breadwinner.
After finishing eating Jack, she suddenly remembered another key person who made her rich. She stood up and wanted to hug Ergou again, saying: "Three grams of oil, three grams of oil."
Chu Di quickly moved away and said, "You're welcome, it's just a little effort."
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw this. It is really incredible that these two dogs can benefit others by killing people.
At this time, a blond beauty walked up to the ring, looked up at Chu Di, and said in fluent Chinese: "Hello, Mr. Ergou, I am Louise, the martial arts columnist of The Times. Can I interview you for a few questions?
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Chu Di said: "Okay, if you want to know anything, just ask."
Louise said: "What kind of skill did you use to catch Jack before? What kind of palm method did you use to beat Jack to death after that?"
Chu Di said: "The technique used to catch and throw Jack is a technique in the hands of Da Jiutian, which is called the Big Throwing Monument Hand. As for the palm that slaps the dead man, it is a move in the Shaolin Vajra Palm, which is called One Pat, Two Scatters."
Louise specializes in writing articles about oriental martial arts on earth, and has a deep understanding of Chinese martial arts. She said: "If you hit it on a stone, the stone fragments will fall apart, and if you hit it on the head, the soul will fly away. It is the Shaolin sweeping monk in the Northern Song Dynasty.
The palm technique that killed Xiao Yuanshan and Murong Bo?"
Chu Di was slightly surprised and said: "You have studied it very deeply. You even know this. Yes, it is this move that makes two people fall apart."
Louise said: "The sweeping monk can shoot dead people alive. Can you be like the sweeping monk and shoot Jack alive again?"
Chu Di said: "Of course, but who wants me to shoot him alive? But if I shoot him alive, he will get scolded. I will not do such a stupid thing."
When Yin Fuhu heard this, he became furious and said, "So you are really lying to me, please give me my money back!"
Chu Di ignored Yin Fuhu and only asked Louise: "Look, are you causing trouble for me?"
Louise said apologetically: "I'm sorry."
Chu Di said: "It's okay, I don't blame you."
After saying this, he looked at Yin Fuhu and said: "Your subordinates and doctors have already proved that Jack is dead. Are they also lying to you? I can bring the dead back to life. It is my ability. It is equal to your compensation."
what relationship?"
Yin Fuhu said, "Then hurry up and revive him now!"
Chu Di smiled and said: "Do you think that if I revive him, your 10 million pension will be saved? Let me tell you, there is no way! Just because I revived him, it does not mean that he has never died! I don't believe it.
We can let the audience comment and let everyone say whether this is the case."
The audience naturally turned to Chu Di and immediately expressed their agreement. Even Louise said: "Mr. Ergou is so right. I think even the most eloquent lawyer can't find fault with it."
The truth is indeed this. As long as Chu Di doesn't save the already dead Jack, then Jack will only be a dead man.
Faced with the strong support from the audience, Yin Fuhu was speechless. Since the ten million was wasted, it didn't matter whether he saved Jack or not.
Chu Di refused to let Yin Fuhu go, jokingly saying: "Mr. Yin, why didn't you say anything? Do you want me to save Jack? By the way, aren't your Rixin Pharmaceutical's elixirs powerful? You use yours
The elixir can save a dead man. If you can revive Jack, will you worry about selling your elixir in the future?"
Yin Fuhu was so angry that his face turned green. He thought to himself, if I had a medicine that could bring the dead back to life, why would I come here to do anything?
Seeing that Yin Fuhu was at a loss for words, Chu Di ignored Yin Fuhu and looked at Jack's ex-wife who became dull again and said: "I guess you don't really want your child's father to live, do you?"
Jack's ex-wife is indeed struggling with this matter. Originally, she was worried that if Jack survived, Rixin Pharmaceutical would take back the compensation. Now it seems that she doesn't have to worry about this anymore, but if Jack survives, she will take the money.
What should I do if I leave? Aren’t I back to the Stone Age again?
Chu Di smiled and said: "But, when I save people, I never consider what others think. I just want to be happy."
As he spoke, he walked up to Jack's body, squatted down, and gently slapped Jack on the head. The slap was slow enough for all the viewers in front of the TV to see clearly.
After the slap, Jack immediately opened his eyes, stood up, and asked confusedly: "What happened?" Seeing his ex-wife beside him, he asked doubtfully: "Alice, why did you come up here?"
Suddenly, there was a wave of applause from the audience.
"Amazing!"
"Amazing Chinese people!"
Amid the applause, Louise looked at Chu Di on the stage with admiring eyes and asked loudly: "Mr. Ergou, can you tell me your real name? Or you can also say your surname."
Chu Di shook his head and said: "Well, let's keep it a secret for now."