Chapter 70: Young Master Chu Doesn't Talk About Hygiene
Chu Di has not slept for more than 50 hours since he left Changbai Mountain. Now that he has moved into the presidential bedroom, the first thing he does is naturally have a good sleep.
But before that, he felt that he had to take out his phone and add Long Yaojing as a friend, but Linda and Li Ying strongly demanded that he take a shower immediately.
So Chu Di was confused, pointed to the presidential bed and asked: "No? Aunt Ying'er, Sister Da, should I sleep alone?"
His question was very ambiguous. Li Ying couldn't help but blush on her face, but Linda looked calm. They both said in unison: "Of course you sleep by yourself."
Chu Di asked even more confusedly: "Since I sleep by myself, why do you two have to force me to take a shower? Can't I still dirty your sheets?"
Li Ying and Linda looked at each other, and the meaning in each other's eyes was the same - well, our young master Chu is not good at hygiene.
Chu Di finally took a bath. Linda put the water in for him and adjusted the water temperature. The bathtub and shower were both used. He didn't want to take a shower anymore.
Then Chu Di understood that it didn't matter whether he was hygienic or not. What was important was that both beauties were very hygienic.
Usually beauties not only pay attention to personal hygiene, but also environmental hygiene. Being protected by them, they are part of environmental hygiene.
However, he still finished the bathing process by himself. Even if Linda hinted at giving him a bath, he was embarrassed to watch a person of the opposite sex take a bath. He was really not used to it!
After taking a shower, he locked the door inside, and then couldn't wait to take out his mobile phone to add friends. While holding the mobile phone, he couldn't help but feel guilty towards Ding Junchao. Someone kindly gave him a mobile phone, but what about me?
My girlfriend is attracted.
What a fuss!
You need to apply to add friends. He applied and sent it, but there was no response from Long Yaojing. He didn't know if he was still practicing Snake Walking and Lifan.
Then wait and see, he planned to go to the forum to read the posts, so he closed the friend application dialog box, only to find that he had also received two friend applications.
He was overjoyed, well, Long Yaojing must have taken the initiative to add me, but I still went to add her. Isn't this a double-cross?
I quickly clicked to check and found that the latest friend request was indeed from Long Yaojing. I immediately clicked on it and sent a chat: "I passed it, are you there?"
While waiting for the answer, he looked at another friend request, but it was sent by a stranger. The reason for the request box said: My name is Tao Bao, and I want to make friends with you.
He checked the time carefully and found that the time the person named Tao Bao sent out the application was 4:35 in the morning yesterday. He couldn't help but feel very strange.
At that time, it happened to be the moment when the battery of my mobile phone was exhausted.
Running out of battery on your phone is not the point. The point is, at that time, the whole forum was filled with people scolding you. How could anyone come to add friends?
He didn't think much about it, thinking that this Tao Bao was very rare. He was either a confidant who could understand his comments, or he was a righteous person who couldn't stand Long Yaojing and his fan group. This person was worth making friends with.
He immediately clicked OK and then sent a greeting: "I am Chu Di, I am very happy to be your friend."
However, it seemed that Tao Bao was not in the forum and did not reply. At the same time, Long Yaojing also did not reply. He waited for a long time with his eyes wide open, and finally couldn't hold on any longer and fell asleep.
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Perhaps it was a long-term habit, or perhaps his physique was different from ordinary people. No matter how sleepy he was, Chu Di could only sleep for four hours at most.
As long as he sleeps for four hours, he will wake up immediately. This is his natural awakening, which is very unique.
So when he woke up, it was 14 o'clock in the afternoon.
Opening his eyes, he found Linda sitting beside his bed at some point, and was surprised: "How did you get in?"
He remembered that he had clearly locked the door.
Linda smiled happily and said: "There is a door between the president's bedroom and the president's wife's bedroom. Don't you know?"
Chu Di pinched his temples in pain, feeling very regretful. His ability to observe still life at close range was really poor. He would immediately go blind when he entered a strange environment.
"Are you still sleeping? If you're not going to sleep, get up and eat. I paid a lot of money to hire a chef from Sendi's catering department to cook meals specifically for us, no, specifically for you. The menu is here. Just tell me what you want to eat.
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As Linda spoke, she stretched out her hand and scratched her chest, and a projected menu immediately appeared on her bra, which was quite high-tech.
Chu Di, however, didn't even look at Linda. He waved his hand and said, "I'm not picky about food. Just order it for me. I'll eat whatever you order."
Linda was so angry that it was okay to be ignored by the two men on Mars. After all, Xiao Sa was hurt by a woman, and Li Yu was said to practice boy skills and never approached women when he grew up. But
This Chu Di should be a normal boy, right? Why are you ignoring me?
She would never believe it if Chu Di didn't understand anything, because she saw Chu Di flirting with Director Li with her own eyes, speaking without restraint, and not like a young boy who was still young.
Looking at myself, I'm not bad at all. Especially in this moment when I am alone and alone, I am already very explicit, so why am I being ignored?
Little did she know that Chu Di was like a blind person at close range. Let alone reading the menu, she couldn't even see the outline of the breasts behind the menu. Therefore, Chu Di would never look closely at anyone close to him, regardless of the same sex or the opposite sex.
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Suddenly I heard Chu Di say: "You go out first, I want to get dressed."
Linda did not avoid it, but took out a set of clothes from the bedside table and said: "Don't wear the dirty clothes you originally had. There is no need to wash them. Just throw them away. I bought them for you."
There are three new outfits inside and outside, you put on this underwear first, I have hung the coat and trousers in the closet for you."
Chu Di's expression changed after hearing this, and he shrank back into bed and asked, "Where are my original clothes?"
When taking a shower before going to bed, Chu Di washed his underwear and hung them in the bathroom, but according to Linda, he probably threw them away.
Sure enough, Linda replied disapprovingly: "I threw it in the trash can. What are you wearing old clothes for?"
Chu Di was very unhappy and said: "I am a nostalgic person. After wearing clothes for a long time, I have feelings for them. Unless they are so bad that I can't wear them, I won't change them."
Linda said: "Nostalgia is indeed a virtue, but it refers to the old feelings between people, including friendship, love, and family affection, but not clothes. Didn't your ancestors of the Yan and Huang descendants also say this in the Book of Songs?
The clothes are not as good as new, and the people are not as good as before!"
Chu Di shook his head and said: "You are talking about someone else, not me. My underwear was bought for me by my master, and the leather jacket was sewn for me by her. My master's nurturing grace was on them, but you threw them away."
, wouldn’t I become an ungrateful person?”
Linda was speechless and asked: "Is your master a woman?"
Chu Di said: "Yes, in fact, I treat her as my mother most of the time."
Linda was just about to say, "Do you think you are Yang Guo and your master is Xiao Longnu?" She immediately swallowed the words after hearing the second half of the sentence, thinking to herself, could it be that this child has Oedipus? If he has an Oedipus complex, then he has an Oedipus complex.
Director Li's feelings can be easily explained.
Chu Di insisted on putting back on her original clothes. Linda said helplessly: "Well, I'll ask the hotel service to dry clean you and do some maintenance. Now you can either continue to sleep. If you want to get up, you can only wear me first."
The clothes I bought for you."
Chu Di had no choice but to accept the second suggestion, took the underwear over, put it on under the quilt without wearing a vest, and then waited for Linda to avoid it.
Linda was also very sensible. She walked gracefully to the door of the inner room and opened the door of the closet when she passed by. "Three sets of clothes, formal, casual, and sports, whatever you want."
After Linda went out, Chu Di got up and walked to the cupboard, took out three sets of clothes, spread them out on the bed, then ran to the window, looked back, picked out a black sportswear and wore it.
In contrast, sportswear is the easiest to wear, just put it on.
I turned around to look for my shoes again, and found that the shoes I had placed on the bedside were also missing, so I shouted: "Sister Da, you threw your shoes away for me too? What should I wear?"
Linda came in in response and took out a pair of leather boots, a pair of leather shoes and a pair of sneakers from the bottom of the closet.
Chu Di had no problem with Linda throwing away his shoes, because he had replaced at least twenty pairs of shoes in the past ten years, all of which were bought by his master. He couldn't stand walking over mountains and ridges all day long, kicking wild boars and bears, and they broke within a few months.
Nowadays, the pair of sneakers from Lidong are considered the best, and the big toes are also faintly exposed.
He took the sneakers and kicked them on his feet. Linda's blue eyes widened when she saw this, "You don't wear socks?"
Chu Di shook his head: "Why are you wearing socks? Are they not allowed to be washed?"
Linda was completely speechless. How lazy must this be?
Seeing that Chu Di was putting on his shoes and about to go out, he quickly shouted: "Don't you brush your teeth? The toothpaste I squeezed for you before you took a bath is still there."
Chu Di turned around and bared his teeth at Linda.
Linda found that there was no tartar on Chu Di's two rows of snow-white teeth. Unexpectedly, she heard Chu Di say: "Why brush your teeth? It's all a bad habit developed by modern people."
Linda said angrily and funny: "Brushing your teeth is to clean your mouth, protect your teeth, and avoid bad breath..."
Chu Di scoffed directly and said: "The bad breath in the mouth is caused by endocrine disorders. People with bad breath brush their teeth eight hundred times a day and still smell bad. People with balanced yin and yang don't brush their teeth all their lives, and the breath they exhale is also fresh. My breath
It’s very fresh, do you want to come over and smell it?”
Of course Linda would not approach Chu Di's mouth to smell it. She believed that since Chu Di had such sharp teeth, his breath would not be smelly.
But she was really intoxicated by Chu Di's weird habits and strong words.
He slandered: Do you really think of yourself as a young master? If General Li hadn't ordered me to get you back to Mars, I wouldn't have served a wild boy like you.
Feeling aggrieved, but still having to coax Chu Di on the surface, she led Chu Di, who was dressed, to the small dining room.