After a series of coercion and inducement, Lin Leier, the temporary photographer of Captain Dragonfly, was honored to join the "Xiao Ba's Cute Pet Diary" group on Saturday.
"Then the first Cute Pet Games opened successfully, and the first event is"
"Dang, dang, dang, eight floors of racing." Fang Yifan explained to the microphone pinned to his collar.
"Our first contestant is the cutest little boy in the universe."
"Music go"
Accompanied by Victoria's Secret's entrance music, Xiaoba gracefully arrived at the starting line on the catwalk.
"Then, next is our second heavyweight contestant, the sweeping robot that has worked diligently and selflessly for this family for many years - Little Broomstick."
Xiaoba: Why is its introduction so long?
Fang Yifan: Only in this way can we create a contrast! This is the basic quality of a qualified variety artist.
Fang Yifan also stood on the starting line with the remote control in hand, looking ready to go.
Today, Dragonfly squad leader Lin Lei'er: "3-2-1, start!"
Next, let us give our voice to Fang Yifan, who is not sure whether he is a contestant or not.
"The two players burst out with their greatest energy from the beginning. At that moment, the target in their hearts must be the most famous senior in their industry."
"Xiaoba's goal is to emulate the cheetah, a distant relative of the cat family, and let the glory of the cat family bloom on these eight floors."
"Our little broom students’ goals are to be a senior in the mechanical field, Pineapple Fubuki, and to be a little bit Harry Potter in the broom class."
"Although the goals in the minds of both players are admirable, the game has come to an end before I have finished explaining the goals."
"Then in the end, our Cat Princess Xiaoba Children's Shoes won the game with an absolute advantage."
"Let our referee give it the reward that belongs to the winner." On the screen, a pair of human arms placed a box of canned cats in front of Xiaoba.
Fang Yifan's hosting and commentary skills cannot be said to have risen in a straight line, but can only be said to have improved by leaps and bounds.
"Then next is the second event of our Cute Pet Games"
"A three-dimensional 3D maze battle."
"The first player to appear is Xiaoba Tongxie, who has performed extremely well in the eight-floor race."
"The second contestant is the money turtle who has a long life and is extremely stable - Prime Minister Turtle."
"Prime Minister Turtle" was brought back by a salty fish dad from the flower and bird market. I don't know if it is the one that was originally given to the iron rod.
Is this the bond called fate?
Dragonfly squad leader Lin Lei'er's helpless voice-over: "Why is it called Surrounding 3D Maze Battle?"
"The so-called surround 3D is that there are crickets in every corner of this maze surrounded by paper."
"Their calls are also a very important part of this competition. For the contestants to compete in such an environment, it is also a great test for their psychological quality."
"3-2-1, start."
Teacher Fang Yifan, who has rich experience in commentating competitions (referring to the previous running competition), will continue to commentate on this unique competition.
"At the beginning of the game, our Xiaoba players adopted the same strategy as the uploaded game - speed, take the lead. The strategy adopted should be a long-lost strategy in the world - you will know which one is correct after you have traveled all the paths.
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"However, I am not optimistic about this strategy. Unless you have extraordinary luck, you are likely to fall into the embarrassing situation of spinning in circles."
"In comparison, our other contestant, Prime Minister Turtle, is much smarter. He adopts a strategy of staying the same in response to changes."
"It is thinking about which path is correct. Is this based on the experience of the loser who was rumored to have participated in the tortoise and the hare race?"
"Let's bring the perspective back to Xiaoba's side. Xiaoba is still running hard, trying to spread his flavor to every corner of the maze."
"And it can be seen that the 3D surround sound from Cricket has a considerable impact on the Xiaoba players, and Xiaoba's students have obviously become more angry."
"As for our Turtle Prime Minister contestant, he... he... is still thinking. If his eyes weren't open, I would have thought he was asleep."
"The experience from losers is passed down in the blood for a long time. No wonder a gentleman named Zhou Shuren said: Failure is the mother of success."
"What we learn from is the experience of failure! Prime Minister Turtle can be said to have achieved more than half of the success."
"Let's look at contestant Xiaoba again. He has almost completed the maze. Come on!"
"Wait! What happened?"
"Unexpectedly, the contestant Turtle Prime Minister, who had been thinking for a long time, successfully walked out of the maze by turning around in a circle and won the championship in this competition!"
"It is indeed a race that can serve as the prime minister in the water tribe. It is a well-deserved sleeping dragon and phoenix chick in the water tribe!"
"Let our cute pet shit shoveler give the championship reward to our turtle prime minister player."
Classmate Lin Lei'er, the cute poop shoveler, held back her laughter and placed a relatively large prototype object in front of Prime Minister Turtle.
"The reward for the champion of our second game, Prime Minister Turtle, is a unique mounted sweeping robot with a small broom and children's shoes." Fang Yifan, as a professional commentator, couldn't help but laugh.
No wonder Lei'er can't hold it in, this is really a bit outrageous.
The contestants in the last game will become prizes in the next game. I can only say that things are unpredictable.
"Then let me enter the third event of the Cute Pet Games, which is also the last event."
"Our kitty kitty charges forward!"
"What's special this time is that the only contestant is Xiaoba Tongxie, our team that competed in three games in a row."
"As long as our little boy's shoes can successfully pass the three levels of this cat rushing forward, then it will win the final prize."
"3-2-1, start!"
"Our Xiaoba player has arrived at the first level. The first level is a jump. This is for Xiaoba, who is a cat."
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"There are only four words - a piece of cake. The result is not beyond our expectations. We have reached the second level perfectly."
"The width of our cat's balance beam is the width of Xiaoba's cat's paws. It can be said that it is still quite difficult for Xiaoba."
"As long as one step misses the mark, the flexibility of its body will prevent it from falling."
"So in this second level, for Xiaoba players, it is enough to show their elegance to the fullest."
"Finally, we came to our third level, a 50-degree slope smeared with laundry detergent."
"Xiaoba made his first attempt, and the Xiaoba player who had been succeeding all day finally ushered in his first failure."
"The Xiaoba player slipped down the slope, but the Xiaoba player did not give up?"
"Why is the Xiaoba player retreating? Has it given up?"
"Meow~"
"No! Little Eight didn't give up! He successfully crossed the slope and jumped onto the platform with just one run-up."
"It succeeded! It successfully won the third project, Cat Cat Rush!"
BGM~
Now let our commentator, host and editor, handsome classmate Fang Yifan, personally award the final super prize to our Xiaoba children's shoes.
Fang Yifan hugged Xiaoba and kissed him: "This is the final super grand prize. Are you surprised?"
Meow~ (Yeah, happy!)
"You're so good, but this is your real super prize." Fang Yifan said as he pulled out a whole set of things from behind.
Xiaoba’s exclusive cat playground and cat toy gift pack.