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Chapter 21 Cat Funny Club

 "Ah~"

This feeling of being awakened by the morning sunshine makes Fang Yifan simply unable to stop.

This is the time when you have just finished the exam and the results have not come out, it is the best time to sleep well.

"Cousin, are you up?" Lei'er, who got up early to start studying, saw Fang Yifan passing by the door.

"Well, is there anyone else at home?"

"No, my aunt has gone to the company, and my uncle has gone to the flower and bird market. They said they won't be back at noon, so we can make our own food."

"That's just right." Fang Yifan took a can of milk and drank it.

"Are you going to make a video today? Cousin." Lei'er couldn't bear it anymore, put down the book and ran out of the room.

"Well, I'll take the photo after I wash my hair."

"Why do you feel so excited?"

"I watched the video we uploaded on Douyin, and I saw that many people in the comments were urging us to shoot the next episode."

Fang Yifan, who had already started washing, did not reply to Lei'er's words, but silently speeded up washing.

"Lei'er, Xiaoba." Fang Yifan wiped his hair casually. He was too lazy to blow it and let it dry naturally.

"Coming, coming."

Fang Yifan looked at Xiaoba in Lei'er's arms and asked curiously: "Is it time for Xiaoba to take a bath?"

When Xiaoba heard this, he was a little shy and raised his front paws to cover his eyes.

"I was so busy with the exams the past two days that I forgot about it." Lin Leier, as the first shit shovel officer, touched Xiao Ba's head apologetically.

"Then give Xiaoba a bath first and then take the photo?"

"Hmm...Wait a minute! I suddenly thought of a good idea." Fang Yifan hurried back to the room to find the camera.

"Cousin?"

"I have decided that the first theme of our Cat Funny Club this time is shy Xiaoba."

"Come on, Xiaoba, look at the camera."

Xiaoba, who knows he is a bit dirty, still looks cute covering his eyes with his front paws.

"Our little eight is a bit dirty today."

After hearing these words, Xiaoba turned around 180 degrees and jumped, pointing his tail towards the camera.

Then he ran to the bathroom and shyly pointed at his bathtub.

"Meow~" (I want to take a bath.)

"Ok! The first video is over."

"Is it so fast? Should I give Xiaoba a bath now?" Lin Leier asked in surprise.

"Well, let me prepare the second theme of the Cat Funny Club first."

……

"Cousin, I have already washed Xiaoba."

Although Fang Yifan himself doesn’t blow dry his hair, Xiao Ba can’t help blowing it after taking a shower.

Lin Leier refused to agree at the first place.

Although Lin Lei'er is very happy at her aunt's house. Her aunt, uncle and cousin are all very kind to her, but there are times when she wants to talk to others.

She didn’t want to trouble her aunt and her family anymore, so Lei’er often held Xiaoba and whispered.

Fang Yifan has seen such scenes many times, so Lin Lei'er became the first shit shovel officer because of his true ability.

"Then come out quickly, I'm ready here." Fang Yifan, who was in the living room, was holding a tablet in his hand.

"Dang dang dang, the second video of the Cat Funny Club is to show Xiao Ba the cat and mouse."

Lin Lei'er, who heard this, asked in disbelief: "Is this possible?"

Can anyone watch Xiaoba staring at the tablet in a daze?

"You'll know when the time comes." Fang Yifan couldn't explain it to him.

Lin Lei'er had no choice but to put Xiaoba in front of the prepared tablet.

Fang Yifan: I can only say that Xiaoba’s intelligence is beyond your imagination, and the reputation of the system’s living father is still guaranteed.

Not surprisingly, Xiaoba really enjoyed watching Tom and Jerry.

As a qualified audience member and one of the protagonists, Tom is also a member of the cat clan, and he also has a different kind of complaint.

"Meow~" (What a stupid cat, it really embarrasses our cat family.)

This cry is paired with the disgusted expression on Xiaoba's face at this moment.

Fang Yifan could already see little red hearts floating towards him.

"Meow~!" (Are all mice so powerful?)

At this moment, Xiao Ba has raised a big question mark about the genetic inheritance of the cat family. Cats are the natural enemies of mice.

"Meow~" (Xiaoba can't do such a thing!)

As the video was playing, Tom was pressed into a piece of paper and recovered in the blink of an eye.

Looking at Xiaoba's big, glazed eyes, Fang Yifan knew that the program was not only effective, but also overflowing with effect.

"How's it going?" Fang Yifan looked at Lei'er beside him, who looked like his worldview had collapsed.

Lei'er suddenly asked a question anxiously: "Do you think Xiaoba can really understand human speech?"

Fang Yifan: What do you think?

Looking at Fang Yifan's look, Lei'er thought about those whispers she had said to Xiaoba before.

Lei'er's feet are almost ready to dig out a house with three bedrooms and one living room.

Even top academics can't stop the power of hormones, right? And what about that boy who doesn't have a child?

"It's okay, only I can understand a little bit of what Xiaoba said." Fang Yifan patted Lei'er's shoulder comfortingly.

All I can say is that you just have to get used to it.

"Oh...that's okay." Lin Lei'er breathed a sigh of relief.

Wait...this means that

Lei'er looked at his cousin, and his expression was exactly what you expected.

Destroy the world! I’m tired!

"Don't worry, your cousin I am very strict with my words."

"Then you must not tell anyone else."

"Don't worry. I'm not from a love apartment."

"Cheer up, there's one last video. I'll treat you to a big dinner after filming."

"Okay." Lin Lei'er, who was a little tired of the world, said listlessly.

So, the last video of the Cat Funny Club is like this.

A very depressed young man (Lei'er) who was wearing extremely ill-fitting clothes sat at the door and kept sighing.

It gives the impression that the interview failed and the key was lost, and I was reluctant to call the locksmith service.

I could only sit at the door and sigh constantly.

Suddenly, the young man seemed to have thought of something and wanted to give it a try.

He shouted towards the door: "Xiaoba, open the door for me."

Inside the door is the perspective of a familiar surveillance camera (isn’t it normal for a young man who can’t find a job to pretend to be a surveillance camera for fear that others will steal money or sex?)

Hearing the sound, Xiaoba instantly ejected and took off, borrowing some strength from the shoe cabinet beside him and jumped onto the door handle.

He successfully opened the door using his own body weight and the influence of force and acceleration.

Outside the door was a young man with a look of surprise and surprise, and he hugged Xiaoba, who had made great achievements.

The last scene is that the enthusiastic young man wants to kiss Xiaoba, but Xiaoba rejects it and presses his front paws against his face.

"Meow~" (I'm a girl)

Fang Yifan watched the video with satisfaction and said to Lei'er and Xiaoba, who had repeated it countless times: "Okay, this can be used."

When the person and the cat heard this, they collapsed on the ground. No one knows how many times they filmed it.


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