Chapter 6: Preparation for moving into father-in-law’s house: double kill
After six o'clock in the afternoon, Gan Hong's father opened the door and walked in. As soon as he entered the door, he saw his yellow-faced woman lying on the ground wearing a mask.
Lying on the sofa was his son-in-law Lin Ze, watching TV with great interest.
This can be easily seen from the melon seed peels scattered on the living room floor.
Gan Hong's father was very angry, but also a little confused, but he still decided to let his wife get up first before asking, "What are you doing lying on the ground? What does it look like lying on the ground!"
Gan Hong's mother was giving him crazy looks from the moment he walked in.
She was about to use her mouth to remind him to call the police. When she opened her mouth, she realized that she was still wearing a mask.
It's a pity that Gan Hong's father has been so disgusted with her for so many years that he doesn't even look at her.
If he has the time, wouldn't it be good for him to go see the little wife he keeps outside?
He is also a leader, and it didn't take long for him to learn how to do this without a teacher.
After saying that, he didn't care whether Gan Hong's mother got up or not. She turned her head to face the sofa. As if she hadn't heard him, Lin Ze, who was still lying down, sternly scolded: "Your mother is lying on the ground, and you don't know."
Do you want to help?"
"And look what you look like! This is not your poor father's home in the countryside."
"Look at your uneducated look!"
"Your mother"
"Pa!"
Lin Ze still gave Gan Hong a certain amount of respect from her father and asked him to finish the third sentence before slapping her.
Otherwise, if you hit someone before they finish speaking, readers will accuse you of being too inhumane.
Gan Hong's father is a big man, but his health is not as good as Gan Hong's mother.
Lin Ze slapped him, and he didn't know whether he was really dizzy or angry. He just lay on the ground without moving.
Lin Ze looked at his right hand suspiciously, I am already in control!
You won't beat this old man to death, right? Lin Ze walked over and wanted to see the situation.
But as he walked closer and closer, Gan Hong's father's hand became tighter and tighter.
Lin Ze, who inherited Zhao Dongxiu's fighting experience, immediately discovered Gan Hong's father's little tricks.
Could it be that this old man wanted to sneak attack him while he was passing by?
But until Lin Ze came over and squatted down to check his breathing and pulse, the old man didn't move.
Only Gan Hong's mother next to her, who was paralyzed due to being immobile for a long time, thought that Gan Hong's father had really been beaten to death, so she made full use of the only movable mouth in her body and cried loudly. p>
That is to say, they lived in a villa and the sound of the TV was playing, so Lin Ze didn't stop her immediately.
Lin Ze raised his head and smiled brightly at Gan Hong's mother. Gan Hong's mother was so frightened that she immediately shut her mouth.
Let’s see how long you, old man, can keep pretending?
Lin Ze just stared at Gan Hong's father and whispered: "What should I do with this body? Or bury it in the back garden while it's dark?"
"In this case, isn't it a bit hasty?"
"How about dismembering the body first? Cook it piece by piece and feed it to the dogs?"
Gan Hong's father, who was lying on the ground, really couldn't stand listening anymore. The moment he was slapped to the ground, he was really stunned.
When he woke up, he had no choice. He said something to Lin Ze, saying that he wanted to call the police to arrest him.
What Gan Hong and her father wanted to do was to pretend to be fainted first to see the situation, and then think of a way to escape.
But as Lin Ze told more and more terrifying plots, if he didn't struggle, he would pretend to be faint and actually die.
"Uh...ah!"
"Why did I suddenly faint on the ground?"
"I fanned it."
This made Gan Hong's father a little confused. He meant that he was not going to pursue the matter of Lin Ze's slap in the face.
Unexpectedly, Lin Ze did not follow the routine.
"Yu Huanshui, what do you want to do? Do you know that you are committing a crime now?" Gan Hong's father no longer pretended to be stupid.
"Don't slander me. I came here specifically to visit you."
Gan Hong's father was very angry, "Is this how you visit?"
"I came here because I wanted to show you something, but you didn't give me a chance to speak."
"In order for you to calm down and talk to me calmly, this is all I can do." Lin Ze helplessly spread his hands, shook his head, and sighed.
He is a living tragic figure who was forced to go to a dangerous place.
"You! What on earth are you going to show us?" Gan Hong's father was very angry.
"Wait a minute for my brother-in-law and his family, otherwise I have to say it twice. How troublesome would that be?"
Gan Hong's father pointed to his wife lying on the ground and said, "Then why did you let your mother lie on the ground?"
"I didn't let her lie on the ground, she did it herself." Lin Ze was very innocent. He really didn't let Gan Hong's mother lie on the ground and not get up.
"You heard it all, why are you still lying on the ground?"
"My whole body is numb and I can't get up. Please come over and help me." Gan Hong's mother felt aggrieved because she had been lying on the ground for so long in vain.
Gan Hong's father endured the severe pain on his face and went to help his wife get up.
Looking at the mask on his wife's mouth, he became very impatient and yelled, "What kind of mask do you wear at home? Take it off quickly!"
Gan Hong's mother stared at her and took out her temper on her indiscriminately as soon as she came home. Gan Hong's father also became angry. She took off the mask he was wearing and threw it in his face.<
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"Now you know why I wear a mask?"
She struggled to break away from Gan Hong's father's support, and sat on the sofa massaging her body.
"I've prepared yours too." After saying that, Lin Ze walked over with a smile and handed him the prepared mask.
You also said that you want to come here to show me something? Is it so hard to hide a fox’s tail?
But Gan Hong's father couldn't help but answer. Not only did he continue, he even said humbly to Lin Ze: "Thank you Huanshui."
"You're welcome, you are the first person I have ever given a mask to and then said thank you."
"Don't tell me, I'm really touched," Lin Ze patted Gan Hong's father's shoulder in a friendly manner.
After a while.
"Coming, coming." Lin Ze put her arm around Gan Hong's father's shoulders and said as she looked at the people coming in at the door.
"Don't interrupt this moment. This is my opportunity to exchange feelings with my brother-in-law."
"No, no." Gan Hong's father, who was well aware of his unsatisfactory son's character, could only let go of his inner thoughts.
Gan Hong's brother and his family returned home happily. They felt a little strange when they saw Lin Ze hugging Gan Hong's father on the sofa, and Gan Hong's mother lying on the side.
How did these three people get together and still look so harmonious?
The father-in-law and the son-in-law are starting to hook up with each other? Is this okay?
Gan Hong's brother did indeed start his suicide act just like Gan Hong's father thought.
"Yu Huanshui, can you? You came to our house to show off your power?"
"I don't care what your status is. Are you worthy of entering our home alone?"
"If you see us coming back, why don't you get out quickly."
"Waiting to cook for you?"
Gan Hong and her brother talked more and more energetically, and their saliva almost sprayed on Lin Ze's face.
Lin Ze, who had been counting for him, didn't give him a chance to continue.
"Pa!" When the first slap came, the first warrior who dared to resist appeared.
Gan Hong and her brother tried to fight back, but "Pah!" and the second slap hit that half of the face again.
Gan Hong and her brother became the third person lying on the floor in this room.
Lin Ze saw that this was not going to work. The two in front were barely symmetrical, but he was the only one left, but it was impossible to be symmetrical.
In order to sleep more comfortably at night, Lin Ze knelt down and slapped Gan Hong and her brother Qian Long twice on the other half of the face.
The beauty of symmetry appeared for once, and Lin Ze's mood suddenly improved.
When Qianlong was slapped down, Qianlong's wife held the child and stood beside him, not daring to move.
Gan Hong's father couldn't bear to look at her and turned his head away. Her mother was busy saving her paralyzed body and had no time to care about her son who only wanted money.