Chapter 332 331 The Adventure of the Happy Stick: The Time to Fall into Dreams Has Come
Chapter 332 331. The Adventure of the Happy Stick: The Time to Fall into Dreams Has Come - Additional Update [715]
(Additional update for "Chen Wenjun 2" brothers [2/5])
"Damn it! Why did I die? Why did it happen without any warning!"
In the bedroom of Happy Bang's house, Brother Bang, who was leaning on the bed wearing a singlet and beach pants, took off his gaming helmet with a confused look on his face. Just now, his game connection was disconnected without any warning.
He will look confused now.
The helmet shows that because his character completed the "First Embrace" and his offspring was too seriously injured, all his life force was transferred to the offspring, and he died naturally after his vitality reached zero.
Logically speaking, this is unlikely. After all, Happy Stick is the one who dominates the first embrace. How can it be "sucked dry" by the offspring?
But the problem is Baozi, gaming helmets don’t lie.
He is currently unable to log into the game, and the 72-hour countdown to death and resurrection has begun, so it is clear what happened. This idiot just watched a CG cutscene when he was first embraced by Murphy, and did not really understand the "first embrace"
"principle.
In fact, it's not just the Happy Stick. Current young players don't quite understand the inner logic of this very sacred ritual for vampires.
To put it simply, there are "strengths and weaknesses" in this thing. Murphy's strength is much stronger than that of small players, so they will not be counterattacked. However, the strength comparison between Bangge and Melia Korando is exactly the opposite.
Despite his initial support, he is undoubtedly on the weaker side.
"Fuck, I'm just saying that this feature must not be finished yet! This damn thing is definitely a half-finished product! It was released in the end, ah, the damn development team is really harmful! I didn't have to die."
Happy Stick was so depressed that he threw his helmet on the bed and ran to the balcony to light a cigarette.
In the game, it would be midnight, but in reality it was early morning. Looking down from the balcony on the 27th floor of Brother Bang's house, the whole city was at its busiest time of the day. The scene of busy traffic was mind-boggling.
Feeling.
"Go have a meal first, and then report this vicious bug on the forum!"
Brother Bang put out the cigarette butt in the ashtray, returned to the house, took a shower, put on loose clothes, strolled out to have breakfast, and called Mew Meow to complain a few times.
.
After hearing that Brother Bang also died due to strange reasons, Brother Miao Miao suddenly lost 99% of his anger. Of course, the feeling of being unlucky by yourself is different from that of two people. In this regard, Brother Miao Miao
He did not hide his gloating in front of Happy Stick, which made Brother Bang furious.
But I soon looked away.
This is not the first time they have failed. Any good or bad experience will become boring once it happens too many times.
The two brothers comforted each other and made an appointment to go fishing together in two days. The cities they were in were not far apart, and there happened to be a lake area in the middle. Anyway, it took three days for the resurrection to be considered as an offline exchange of feelings between old brothers.
"Hey, do you think it's possible that the two of us mistakenly entered an undeveloped advanced area or a specific scene?"
On the phone, Brother Mingmiao proposed a new possibility.
He said in a long voice to Brother Bang:
"Whether it's the kind of subspace evil thing that I came into contact with that kills instantly upon contact, or the 'first embrace' request you encountered, in theory, this should all be game content that has not yet been released, and we should not be exposed to it at this stage.
these.
It's possible that the development team was running programs in that specific area for testing, and we accidentally entered it, which led to our accidental deaths."
"Huh? What you said is a bit interesting."
He was sipping the Happy Bar of rice-treasure porridge and was stunned for a moment. Then he thought along this line of thinking and said:
"In other words, the maze technique we encountered on the way was actually a different form of 'air wall'? I was wondering how could a high-level maze technique suddenly appear in that large open space.
Maybe this is the ‘test area boundary’ done by the development team?”
"Well, that makes sense!"
Brother Miao Miao also feels that his guess is very close to the truth.
He said:
"And you said you found clues about the Holy Blade of the Old Faith, but you still gave you a complete set of seven pieces of information. How could the development team of Chicken Thief be so generous? The reward for this kind of treasure hunt is a finely crafted Commander-level Holy Blade of Faith.
Isn’t it generous to only give one chain at most?
If they really have similar design resources, they can't squander it like this.
So I think the two of us must have gone "outside the map boundary", mistakenly entered someone else's testing area, and brought something out with us.
Damn it, if you say that, aren't we stuck in a bug?
Do you think the information that has been obtained will be withdrawn, causing the Holy Blade treasure hunt mission chain that has been started to be abandoned?"
"Uh, probably not."
Brother Bang was a little hesitant. He thought for a few seconds and said:
"It's not our fault. If they really circled the area for testing, then the air wall should be tighter. As a result, the crap thing was scattered by the two of us. This is obviously a development
It was the team's mistake.
In this way, I will go to the forum and ask Brother Fa later.
However, according to the previous practice of the development team, the information we obtained will not be taken back, and they will not cover up their mistakes. Do you still remember that when Brother Nitou and Shovel triggered the hidden mission of rescuing people, after they finished
The development team didn't design corresponding rewards, so they asked Lumina about on-site customization of rewards?
To be honest, they are quite open-minded in this aspect.”
"That's what I said"
The cautious Brother Mingmiao was still a little worried. He said:
"Let me report this situation first. You should eat first and rest for a while. I will call you when there is news. By the way, have you confirmed that you had a successful first pregnancy before you went offline? Do you now have an heir of your own?"
"Hey, it probably worked."
Happy Stick put the last mouthful of porridge into his mouth, touched his belly with satisfaction, wiped his mouth and paid the bill happily. On the way back to the community in a swaggering way, he said to the curious Meow Meow:
"The mission didn't have a trigger prompt, and I don't know if the mission was completed, but before I hung up, I could clearly feel that there was something extra in the character interface, but I was kicked offline before I even had a chance to look at it a few more times.
Tell me, if this is indeed a BUG, will the development team take back the subplot "My Descendants"?
These two sisters are not ordinary people.
Those are the two daughters of Korando, the leader of the Gray Claws who died in our hands before, and they have a great background."
"So, he is the enemy who killed his father?"
Miao Miao's tone became strange, and he said:
"I don't understand your perverted vampire ways, but I always feel that if they are really like this, you'd better take it easy and be careful of someone wiping your neck in the middle of the night."
"Hey, I'm afraid, I'll live for three days!"
Brother Bang laughed, chatted with Ming Miao for a few more words and then hung up the phone. When he got home, he planned to take a nap.
During this period of time, he has been playing games in black and white. Although the powerful function of the game helmet prevents him from losing his perception of night and day, the rhythm of life in the virtual world for a long time still makes Bang Ge feel a little uncomfortable after returning to reality.
adapt.
Just like jet lag when flying to a distant place, Brother Bang feels that he also needs to adjust his perception of the real world through a short but satisfying sleep.
After pouring himself a cup of yogurt, he sat on the sofa and turned on the TV to watch sports. After watching it for a few minutes, he leaned his head on the sofa and purred.
Slept very soundly.
But the problem is that I start dreaming as soon as I fall asleep, and the dreams are very bizarre.
Happy Stick felt like he had time-traveled into a woman's body, vaguely like he was watching a black-and-white mime that belonged to other people's lives from a first-person perspective.
From his perspective, he saw that "he" was born into a medieval "godfather family".
Her father is an underground boss in a prosperous small town, and he is busy fighting with his peers all day long to grab territory. However, her mother is not with her father out of love. It is just an "extra gain" from a robbery that her father committed in his early years.
.
But honestly speaking, although my father didn't have much affection for my mother, he did fulfill his duties as a husband and father.
Although the family often needs to move back and forth to avoid enemies, riding a horse-drawn carriage on country roads in the unsettling night.
But whenever he had the opportunity, her father would put down what he was doing to teach her and her sister how to read, write and practice swordsmanship.
This kind of life lasted until she was twenty years old. One day, her father's "business" suffered a major setback. The king who had just ascended the throne began to attack the black zone in order to stabilize his rule. Her father was almost killed by soldiers in the street and his family also fell into ruin.
In a situation like a homeless man.
She remembered clearly that one evening, her injured and disabled father left the bridge hole where they were hiding alone, and he returned at midnight, as if he was a completely different person.
Not only has her physical disability recovered, but she can still see the beating blood in her father's eyes in the dark night.
She remembered that her father told her that he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for their family to return to their former glory. At that time, she did not understand what her father meant, but soon, their family's life not only
Back to the original wealthy trajectory and even further.
In less than five years, her father had become the underground godfather of several surrounding cities, and it was not until that time that she heard the name "Wolfsbane" from her father for the first time.
By the time Meng reached this point, Happy Stick had already sensed that something was not quite right.
He was constantly struggling in the dream to get rid of this "memory" that was terrifying no matter how it looked. This struggle also affected the continuation of this dream. Its time advancement suddenly accelerated, and the following decades became frozen in pieces.
The picture flashed before Brother Bang's eyes.
The final scene stayed in a desolate night, with "myself" who was blinded and lying helplessly on the ground waiting for death, while beside me half-kneeling was a tall man with his mouth full of blood.
That was clearly the scene when Happy Stick had its first embrace two hours ago.
This directly frightened Happy Bar to the point where his hair stood on end.
The 1.8-meter tall man jumped up from his sofa and kicked over the yogurt cup placed on the corner of the table, causing the milky white liquid to splash everywhere.
"Fuck! Fuck! What the hell is this!"
Brother Bang stood barefoot in the living room holding his head in shock.
The TV in front of him was still playing a recording of a football game, and the sun was still shining brightly outside the window, but none of this could calm the panic in his heart.
He was sure there was something wrong with the dream he just had!
That's not a dream!
That was the life of Melia Corando, the child he had just embraced in the "game". It was like an open scroll for him to browse. There were no secrets hidden in it. Even Melia was ten years old.
The face of a boy I had a crush on when I was two years old was clearly visible on the Happy Stick.
He knew that he had just encountered a "supernatural incident." After slowly calming down, he rushed into the bedroom with an angry Happy Stick, put on his helmet, and went to the forum.
He is a person with a lack of security in his personality. After encountering all these unexplainable situations, he just wanted to find an explanation from the "Real Alien" development team!
What the hell did these bastards put into their heads?
If they don't give him an explanation, don't blame him for trying to "protect his rights."
However, I sent a private message to the administrator Alpha in the forum but received no reply. Just when Happy Stick was getting angry, Fa Ge's assistant "Xiao Cui" took the initiative to send him a message.
Assistant Xiaocui: [Dear little player, what happened to make you so angry? Was there something unhappy that happened during the game? 】
Onboard happy stick: [You still have the nerve to ask!]
He angrily told Xiao Cui everything that he had just encountered, but the latter did not reply for a long time. Just when Brother Bang was about to lose his patience, Xiao Cui responded:
Assistant Xiaocui: [You know, the vampire race’s unique gameplay feature ‘Blood Contract’ is still under development, right? 】
Onboard Happy Stick: [I know! But why do you.]
Assistant Xiaocui: [Since you know that this is an unfinished feature, when you and King Meow Meow cross the normal game area, enter the 'test area' that you should not enter, and intervene in this unfinished plot process without permission,
Why complete it regardless of security risks?
Of course, I am not pointing out your mistakes, dear little player, I am just telling you that this is the main reason for the situation you are currently experiencing.
If you have carefully read the gaming helmet instruction manual issued by the development team, you should know that our helmet uses the most advanced brain wave sensing program to give players a 100% realistic gaming experience.
If this kind of program that directly acts on the brain cannot ensure 100% safety, the development team will never install it into the game process.
But the problem is that you 'accidentally' participated in a feature that has not been fully tested two hours ago.
The memory of the NPC that appears in your dream is a character story written for her by AI, which is shared into your memory through brain wave induction.
From a functional perspective, this is not a serious problem.
As long as you don't log in within seven days, it will be gradually forgotten by you. Now that the professional is here, let him explain it to you.】
"beep"
A prompt sounded in Bangge's game helmet. He noticed that the administrator Alpha, who had not responded just now, was online and sent him a private message.
Brother Bang clicked it and took a look, and his blood suddenly ran cold.
Alpha: [Damn it! How could you and Brother Meow Meow cause such a big thing while I was just taking a nap?
What on earth did you two do? I was just called to the development team in confusion and was scolded. It is said that the test they had prepared for half a month was disrupted by you, and the data run out of the program has now been
Contamination' had to be redone.
The programmers who were forced to work overtime again were going crazy.
The situation on Brother Mew Miao's side is not bad. It's just a matter of clearing out his interference data and running the subspace chaos psychic program again.
But you
I just checked the background records.
Your unexpected intervention this time will cause the two NPCs, the Korando sisters, to be permanently deleted. Also deleted will be the plot line 'The Remains of Wolfsbane' that has been designed by the planning team, otherwise it will trigger a series of events that we
Unforeseen BUG.]
Onboard happy stick: [???Is it my fault? Brother Fa, you don’t know how miserable I am! I’m starting to have weird dreams. I just dreamed about Melia Corando’s life! I’m all
They thought I was possessed, it scared me to death!】
Alpha: [Oh, I said it is an unfinished function, and we cannot predict what consequences it will have. I ask you not to use the bug not because I am afraid that you will damage the server, but for the sake of your mental health.
Otherwise?
I will first seal your login permission for a week, do a test in the background, and then unlock it for you after confirming that there is no problem.
You must report to me regularly every day this week about your situation in the real world. If any side effects occur, you must tell me in time.
The medical team is also preparing to establish a file for you for long-term observation.】
Onboard happy stick: [Can't log into the game for a week? It's not necessary. In fact, I suddenly felt that it wasn't that serious. It was just a dream. Dreaming is just weird. 】
Alpha: [This is not possible. We must ensure the mental and physical health of every tester. I have consulted the medical team. In your case, you must abstain from the Internet for at least a week. 】
Onboard happy stick: [That’s okay, does Miao Miao also need to be observed for a week? 】
Alpha: [His problem is not as serious as yours. After all, the procedure he intervened in does not trigger brain wave interference, so he can recover in three days]
Onboard Happy Stick: [But he is also involved in this matter. What I mean is, why not observe him for seven days? What if he has some sequelae that he is not aware of?
Well, of course, I'm just making a suggestion. Don't tell him that it was me who suggested it. The main reason is that I can't be online for the past seven days and I'm too busy.
Someone has to be with me.
He and I are buddies, so we have to face difficulties together, right?]
Alpha: [.Your understanding of the word ‘buddy’ is really distorted, Brother Bang. OK, I’ll ask the medical team first to see if he needs to be observed for seven days. 】
