Chapter 509 508 Don’t be so classy, let’s be a little bit vulgar
Chapter 509 508. Stop being so classy and do something down-to-earth.
Although being called the Chief of the Black Hand Clan by Sister Pomegranate made Brother Meow Meow very sad, he had to admit that what they said was indeed true. Ever since he entered the game and published his first piece of gossip, his luck had not been good.
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Not only was he guilty, but his brothers were also blamed.
However, it is this kind of bad luck that has forged the strength of the Big Bird Group to be second to none among the player group. It is precisely because of the bad fate of the Black Hand that they have to further strengthen themselves to ensure that they can defeat the bad luck with their strength.
The strength of this kind of organization is not only reflected in the outstanding individual strength of each member, but also in the effective communication and perfect cooperation of the entire guild. In order to achieve such perfect cooperation, Brother Miao Miao has spent a lot of effort offline.
Tonight, Brother Meow Meow rarely entered the game. He summoned his teammates to hold a video conference, and the content of the discussion did not need to be guessed, it was the upcoming Holy Blood Festival event.
"I won't say anything else, mainly two things!"
Brother Miao Miao sat in front of his computer, which had not been turned on for a long time, adjusting the camera and lighting a cigarette for himself. He said to the other people on the screen:
"First, regarding Lord Murphy's challenge, I don't need to say more about this. When we triggered the mission, we had already decided to complete the entire game. I have now obtained the Earl of White Mountain, Maxim and Lady Adele.
Three letters of recommendation, one still missing.
what about you?"
"I'm done."
In reality, San Wudou, who was short, fat but very strong, threw broad beans into his mouth and said:
"During the boxing championship, I was lucky. I met Mr. Kudel in the ring. I withstood three of his attacks and got a letter of recommendation.
But I don't recommend you to try it.
The Tribune's attack was too sharp. I relied on the magical barrier held up by Undefeated and Unbroken to survive. An ordinary shield warrior would probably be instantly knocked out by the first hit.
I think the current players' shields are pretty good. There is still some hope for Bangge and Lanhua, but the others either have poor combat skills or poor equipment.
However, Lord Kudel’s attack should be dodgeable, but the requirements for dexterity and timing are too high. Except for professional monks and assassins who specialize in combat, I really don’t recommend trying it.”
"I'm ready too."
The second person who spoke, Qu Ge, curled up in panda pajamas and shook his legs while saying:
"Although Ms. Leonia's letter of recommendation is a bit difficult for players who specialize in shooting, it is not hopeless at all. Counting the letter of recommendation from the Earl of White Mountain, I have gathered it together."
"Hey, hey, you guys are going too far."
Yan Sang shouted on the screen:
"You all either have professional specializations or powerful equipment, but I don't have anything. The investigator profession is too weak. I can't even pass the simplest Maxim's trial.
What can we do?"
"Cool it."
Brother Miao Miao blew out the smoke ring, spread his hands and said:
"This challenge is reserved for the top group of combat professionals. Your auxiliary profession is too difficult."
"You can try the eldest lady's knowledge challenge."
Holding a cup of hot coffee in his little hand, he reminded Yan Sang with a depressed look:
"That trial does not require you to fight. In addition, I carefully read the attachment of the post just now. Now the NPCs for obtaining recommendation letters have been added to Ms. Natalie, Iron Fist Turner and Corpse Witch Bella. You can try your luck.
Maybe you can get a few in the mix.
Moreover, Mrs. Adele's challenge requires you to hit her three times within ten moves. Don't you investigators have an eagle eye spell to increase the accuracy of your hits?
Go try it.
Although you, as a scout, really don’t play much role in a team battle.”
"Hey, can't you just say I'm a burden?"
Yan Sang rolled his eyes, but he also had the idea to try it. Just as he was about to take the helmet, he noticed the poor condition of his little hands and couldn't help but ask:
"Why are you so vain? Are you pregnant?"
"I don't know. Anyway, I felt very uncomfortable when I woke up this morning. I have already sent my wife to my mother-in-law's house, and now I am alone in isolation."
Little Hand twitched his nose and said:
"You all take good care of yourselves. This thing is a bit powerful. Ah, no, I have a terrible headache. I'm going to lie down for a while. You guys talk first."
After saying that, the screen on the side of the little hand dimmed.
Brother Miao Miao was worried about his cousin for a while, but the others were still waiting. He had to at least finish the meeting, so he talked about the second thing:
"I plan to set up a booth. Didn't that post say at the end? We can display the culture of foreigners in this event to obtain material rewards from the administrative office.
This job sounds very troublesome, but I have just analyzed that most individual players cannot handle this kind of collective action, so the five booths will definitely be covered by the guild in the end. It seems that there is competition but also the unanimous approval of the locals.
But if you have visited a rural market, you should know that it is human nature to watch the excitement.
It's really easy to get the approval of onlookers as long as you heat up the atmosphere.
Therefore, I think the reward of this booth is actually a free reward. If you don’t take it, you won’t get it. The question now is, what should we perform on it?”
"Uh, singing and dancing?"
Brother Heisi asked tentatively, but received unanimous contempt from the others.
"As for your singing ability, which can carry you to grandma's house when you sing two lines of lyrics, forget it."
Jie Chong said with great disdain:
"My brothers don't have any literary genes. I think it's better not to humiliate ourselves. Moreover, it is clearly stated in the post that it is to promote the culture of foreigners. Do you understand what this means? We have it here.
They don't have it over there.
I guess this is a bait specially thrown by the development team, intending to use the help of players to supplement the world view they designed.
What a thief."
"what is it now?"
Brother Heise spread his hands and said:
"Miao Miao has decided to occupy the exhibition stand, we have to come up with some flowers, right?"
"Hey, I knew you guys couldn't handle it."
Brother Miao Miao curled his lips and said:
"Now I feel that our small group really needs a dedicated person to be responsible for the construction of spiritual civilization. I am ready to do a storytelling cross talk or something like that using the jokes we wrote when we went to the Cato area to preach.
Jie Chong, aren’t you from Tianjin?
Can you speak cross talk?"
"Let me tell you, this is a variant of regional discrimination! Why do you think that every Tianjin person can speak cross talk? We have many other precious cultural heritages in Tianjin, okay? I think you just deserve a beating."
"Stop talking nonsense, just tell me whether you know how to do it, right?"
"Well, I guess I can. Not only did I learn cross talk when I was a child, but I can also play allegro. But the question is, what do you say?"
"Let's just make up those things, such as Avalon fighting Nurgle, the Borean Wolf chasing Khorne, etc., use your template to polish it, and add some other regional characteristics.
You see how preaching is done in other villages, learn from it, and use the communication methods that the masses like to hear and see. If you need to sing, we will sing, not play, I can also sing a few clappers.
And even if the booth doesn't get an award from the administrative office this time, it can at least get some support from the Avalon Church.
You believe me!
Seeing that we are so enthusiastic about publicity, old Eugene is definitely getting a golden ticket, and our brothers also have a mission issued by the Avalon boss. Don't forget this.
Whether that mission can be completed before the black disaster breaks out depends on this last ditch effort.
I don’t know what you think, but I’m fed up with the name of the Black Hand clan, and I urgently need luck magic to justify our luck!”
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“We want to book a booth!”
While the "missionary leader" Brother Miao Miao was pouring ecstasy soup into his team members, in the scarlet castle business district in the game, the backstage of Madam Water's clothing store and several girls from the Silver Moon Pride Group were all here.
On the table where they were sitting was a steaming portion of "garlic crayfish".
Well, it's actually a replica of the classic recipe using shrimp purchased by the chef Star Soul Eagle from a local fisherman. The shrimp here are larger than the crayfish and the carapace is much easier to peel, so this dish has been copied.
After it was carved, it immediately became the signature dish of "Dongshanju".
"Dongshanju" is the name of the restaurant opened by Star Soul Eagle in the business district, and that monk now has the potential to become a "catering giant".
"This is a good opportunity to strengthen our guild!"
Mrs. Shui peeled off the steaming shrimps with gloves, stuffed the fragrant shrimp meat into the mouth of Xiao Ashina next to her, and said to the others:
"I have analyzed that it is basically impossible for our female guild to rely on the player base to grow. Not to mention the proportion of girls playing games, the real and hard-core gameplay of "Real Alien" is enough to persuade them to quit.
Mostly women.
Therefore, we have to start with the local people.
Recruit some female warriors to join us."
"Yes, yes, I didn't believe it before."
Holding a cup of hot water, Meng Haha, who was a little depressed, complained in a low voice:
"This is 100% real. There is no need to simulate those days of each month, right? Is the development team sick? Fortunately, Archon Miriam thoughtfully provided items used by halfling women, otherwise I would
They were all stupid.
With this level of 'reality', it is unrealistic for us to recruit people there by ourselves. I also said that I would like to find a few school girls to participate in the grand event, but they rejected me before I heard the whole story.
well."
Sister Pomegranate patted Menghaha's shoulder and said helplessly:
"Remember to drink more hot water."
"Hey, hey, we're talking about business, please be serious!"
Lumina coughed and asked while eating delicious garlic shrimp:
"So what are we going to do about setting up a booth? We don't have much talent to show off. I can play a few tunes, and Lan Huahua has also learned ballet, but I think the locals don't like these, right?"
I am not criticizing the Transnians, but the folk customs here are strong and the local young and old cannot appreciate high-end art."
"Then let's do something dirty!"
Mrs. Shui narrowed her eyes and smiled. This expression made the girls next to her shudder. They realized that Mrs. Shui specially bought shrimps tonight and asked them to come over, which was "unkindness".
"No, what are you going to do?"
Lan Huahua, who was eating shrimps, raised her head and said with a look of horror:
"Are you going to do some kind of vulgar show? Wow, even though it's just a game, you're too reckless, aren't you?"
"Where did you think you were?"
Mrs. Shui snorted, stretched out her hand and hit Lanhua on the head gently but not hard. She peeled a shrimp and stuffed it into her mouth, and then said:
"Let me ask you, under what circumstances can men avoid moral condemnation and stare at ladies openly without worrying about losing face?"
"Uh, in the boudoir?"
Sister Pomegranate blinked her eyes and replied, causing Menghaha, who was holding a bottle and drinking hot water next to her, to burst into laughter. She laughed until Sister Pomegranate clenched her fist in displeasure, and the physicist
Keep it.
Then he coughed and said:
"Mrs. Water means a fashion exhibition. The models walking on the catwalk show off their charms wantonly. The more carefully the audience looks, the higher the 'artistic content'. This kind of occasion is rare and can abandon most of the moral values."
Feast your eyes on the scene in the name of appreciating beauty.
Well, I probably understand what Mrs. Shui wants to do.
The administrative office requires us to promote the cultural traditions of foreigners, and I happen to know that Mrs. Shui's shop has clothing works in various aesthetic styles made by her from all over the world, not only women's clothing, but also men's clothing.
Are you planning to hold an ‘other world fashion exhibition’?”
Menghaha looked at Mrs. Shui and she asked:
"I am certain that as long as you can pull this off, we will be the most popular event among locals. However, how to solve the problem of models?"
"The very lively casino has trained a group of very professional service personnel. It is said that he specially asked the cooperative businessmen to invite a group of former theater troupe members from Beifeng Castle. Those poor women are said to have been
The political turmoil in the Yankees' country forced them to seek refuge abroad.
I heard from Chen Yu that their professional qualities are very good, and they just happened to be hired as models."
Mrs. Shui obviously arranged everything, she said softly:
"Anyway, Lao Huo asked us to help him act as dealer last time. He still owes us a favor, and he will pay it back now."
"no."
Lan Huahua, who is also well-informed and has participated in many fashion exhibitions, shook her head and said:
"Appearance is one thing, manners is another. No matter how beautiful a girl is, she needs to walk different gaits to reflect her beauty when wearing different ethnic costumes. This is not something that can be achieved by just finding a few Liu Yings."
"Don't worry, there will be someone to train you."
Mrs. Shui snorted, raised her head and shouted outside:
"Hey, four of you, haven't you chosen your clothes yet?"
"ah?"
Ashina, who was eating shrimp, blinked and exclaimed:
"There are actually others?"
"It's us, you idiot."
Shame, who had been cheated by Ashina once before, pushed out the door from the dressing room. She was wearing a Bharat-style sari that covered half of her face, and she swayed back and forth for a few steps with a very professional gait.
, and turned around and made a gesture very coolly.
"Wow."
Lumina whistled and said:
"These steps are really professional! Have you done this before?"
"Yes, I worked as a graphic model for a while when I was in school before becoming Lao Huo's secretary."
Shame Flower waved her hands and said:
"But I'm just for fun. If you really want to be professional, you have to look at Chen Yu. If he hadn't met Lao Huo, Chen Yu would have already made a name for himself in the modeling industry.
Look, here she comes."
Everyone turned around and saw the door of the second fitting room being pushed open. Shen Yu, who was wearing glass slippers and raising her neck like a swan, walked out dressed as a desert dancer. She even wore eyeshadow, and her eyes were in the gauze.
After blinking and blinking, the other female girls couldn't help but whistle.
"Does the dress still fit?"
Mrs. Shui asked with a smile, Chen Yu nodded and said:
"How can I compare with you? Lao Huo and your husband are not on the same level at all."
Chen Yu laughed out loud, waved her hands and said:
"I really don't have a mind as strong as yours, and I have to use my own efforts to support myself, but I'm really grateful that this game allows me to meet such an outstanding person like you, and I can learn from you.
But what I want to say now is that maybe we can work together to do something in Transia.
I think you have this idea too, right?"
"I don't have any."
Mrs. Shui rolled her eyes and said:
"I have no special pursuit of money, wealth, or career. If my husband were an ordinary person, I would spend my life with him. Maybe it's a bit false to say this, but I didn't choose to be with him because of his family background.
.
In fact, before we really confirmed the relationship, I just knew that he was very rich. As I said just now, I am not a very career-minded person.
But if you really want to discuss cooperation in this area, you can wait a few days."
"oh?"
Chen Yu looked at Mrs. Shui in surprise. The "number one goddess" among players sighed and held her forehead and said:
"Because of Lanhua's mischief, my husband will probably come to me soon. You can talk to him. He is responsible for all these things in our family."
"Are you so confident in letting me get in touch with your husband?"
Chen Yu suddenly changed his movements, holding his waist with one hand and stroking his long hair with the other, blinking his big eyes that seemed to be able to speak and said:
"You're not afraid."
"just you?"
Mrs. Shui raised her arms in cooperation, revealing Sister Bingshan's scrutiny. She looked Chen Yu up and down with a super aura eyes, then shook her head seriously and said:
"If it were the level of Mrs. Tracey or Mrs. Shani, I would be really scared, because they have something that I don't have and can't have. But your rank may not be close, little girl."
