Chapter 520: 519 Development Team, you guys have done all the bad things.
Chapter 520 519. The development team, you have done all the bad things! - [Monthly ticket plus 110 extra updates]
"Cave Demon Cave Demon! I am Dongguai! Target No. 1 and Target No. 2 have appeared! They have just left the Blood Vulture Corridor and are entering the city square. Do you need a precise strike? I have specially prepared a baseball bat, which can definitely be knocked unconscious.
But I won’t hurt them.”
In the crowded Scarlet Castle Square, Xiao Ashina, who was hiding on the street under the guise of "performing", grabbed the calculation orb and reported to the "headquarters" while rolling his eyes and staring at the two figures across the square.
tall man.
At such a long distance, it is almost difficult to accurately distinguish targets that can be searched with the naked eye, but Xiao Ashina is a vampire. Even if she is wrapped like a rice dumpling because of the sunlight, her vampire vision allows her to still accurately target her.
Come to Brother Huozi and Yuan Mou.
As for who she is contacting?
Needless to say?
"Get back here!"
Mrs. Water's scream echoed in the calculation orb, and she said:
"If you break my husband, I won't be done with you! You're a little rascal who is afraid of chaos in the world."
"Hey, just protect him."
Xiao Ashina threw the wooden baseball bat aside in displeasure and complained:
"Who was angry yesterday? I was taking it out on you, you unreasonable devil! Where is Orchid? Why didn't you see her talking? Where did she go?"
"Lanhua ran out in the morning and turned off the calculation orb. I can't contact her now."
A cute voice sounded from under the team framework, she said:
"It must be because Mrs. Shui exposed her sad story and let Orchid run away. With the quality of a traveler, I can conservatively estimate that Orchid may have arrived at the border of Transia by now, ready to abandon our group of bad friends and plan to go alone.
Traveled the world.
This is really sad."
"I'm talking about you two!"
Lumina, who had just finished playing a song and won applause from passers-by, put down the elf flute in her hand. She quickly walked to Ashina who was hiding aside, and lifted her up by her collar, pretending to be a "watcher".
Lumina scolded:
"I brought you here to help, not to let you do these things here. I just asked you why you took the initiative to come out with me today. You came here to watch gossip after making trouble for a long time? What's so interesting about this gossip!
We are going to fight Master Murphy again this afternoon, why don’t you take care of your firearms while you have this time?”
"The maintenance has been completed a long time ago. The potions and everything are ready. We are just waiting for the war to start in the afternoon. Moreover, it is a festival now. What are you watching if you don't read gossip? Do you want to watch your showmanship?"
Xiao Ashina struggled wildly, and she shouted:
"And I'm not the only one watching the fun! You'll know if you look outside carefully! How many people are waiting for today, and everyone is curious about what kind of god Mrs. Shui's husband is."
"ah?"
Lumina turned around in surprise.
She carefully observed her surroundings with the perception of a sub-professional ranger hunter, and soon discovered the details she had overlooked before.
For example, there were several student parties walking around beside the booth in the square. It looked like they were hanging out, but in fact they were far behind Brother Huozi and were still whispering.
Another example is that you can see a few people drinking tea by the second-floor window at the street entrance leading to the business district. If you look carefully, isn't that Brother Mew Miao and Happy Stick?
"Hey, there have been rumors that Mr. Fire saved the world and was lucky enough to get Mrs. Water, but I guess they will be disappointed.
Mr. Huo’s advantage lies in his personality rather than his appearance. I still remember when he and Mrs. Shui went to my house to visit me. I was autistic at that time, but he sat there with a doll and just had a chat with me.
afternoon.
He is patient, has a good heart, is good at telling stories, and is not a hypocritical adult.
Even looks a little stupid sometimes.”
Ashina-chan broke free from Lumina's restraints, hovered in the air, turned her bandaged head around, and said:
"I guess this is the reason why he was able to pursue Mrs. Shui. A person like him doesn't care about Mrs. Shui's appearance but cares more about the spiritual enjoyment when the two get along, unlike other stinky men who only want to have a kiss.
But it may also be because my family is so well off that I have not cared much about material life since I was a child.
But such a person is quite nice. At least you will feel comfortable being with him, and you won’t get into quarrels over trivial matters. Moreover, no matter what he does, he will be the first to think of your feelings.”
"Well, that makes sense."
Meng Haha on the other side of the orb said with deep approval:
"Men always feel that they are disguised very well. In fact, only sisters know that most sensitive girls can tell at a glance what kind of purpose a man who is close to them has. Wow, according to Xiao Weiming, Mrs. Shui is lucky
It's really good to meet such a wonderful man.
Ashina-chan, come closer!
Let me take a closer look at our 'Brother Huozi', and then use him as a template for me to choose my future boyfriend."
"That's enough for you guys! It's rude to comment on other people's feelings casually, don't you understand! I'm really angry if you do this again!"
Mrs. Shui couldn't bear it anymore and screamed in the orb.
Seeing that she was a little angry, Ashina shrank her head immediately, and Lumina quickly packed up her props and ran away.
They knew that Mrs. Shui and Lan Huahua must be under a lot of pressure today, so it was best not to provoke them at this time.
In the square, Brother Huozi and Yuan Mou had already been attracted by the exotic customs of Transia. The lively scene in front of them could not be said to be exactly the same as the other world they imagined, it could only be said to be completely different.
Although the stalls on the street and the "Charity Gambling Contest" sign hanging high in the distance made the two of them feel for a moment as if they were on a pedestrian street in the original world, but the tall mountain people and people mixed in the crowd
From time to time, the zongzi-like vampires passing by would remind them that this was the real "real game" world.
Those fierce mercenaries wearing leather armor and carrying weapons seemed to remind them that the order of this world was not stable.
Brother Huozi raised his head, and he could see the wind eagles flying across the sky. They were the operations of the Transia flight service route opened by the mountain people. The smart wind eagles could always deliver passengers to Transia on time.
Various important strongholds in West Asia.
"It feels good to me here. It's like a place that is recovering after a disaster."
Although Yuan did not travel around the country like Lanhua, he was still a qualified traveler. He turned to Brother Huozi who was observing the mountain warriors wrestling on the street and said:
"Although this place is still a bit desolate, it can be seen that the local residents have recovered a lot. Everything can be faked, but the smiles on their faces mean that the situation here is waiting!
Brother Huo, look!
There’s a thief!”
"Um?"
Brother Huozi, who was bumped on the arm by Yuan, immediately turned around.
Following Yuan's instructions, I found a few thin guys mixing in the walking crowd. Those guys were very skilled. They would take away each other's body with a single stroke of their fingers or every contact.
A little something.
What's even more disgusting is that these guys don't even spare children.
Brother Huo Zi frowned when he saw a guy take a wallet from a child playing on the roadside. He couldn't see such a thing and wanted to step forward, but was stopped by Yuan.
"I'll go first, you're stuck in the alley next to me."
Yuan Mou whispered:
"I'm afraid of driving them over. I saw on the forum that there is a sheriff in the Scarlet Fort. Let's push them over. There are only three people here and they are all very small. It should be no problem for the two of us to cooperate."
"Well, be careful."
Brother Huozi nodded, took a few steps back, calmly adjusted his novice robe and moved into the alley next to him. Judging from the way he moved his hands and feet, you could tell that he must have learned some self-defense techniques and his movements were quite professional.
As for Mr. Yuan.
This figure alone is enough to scare away most malicious people in daily life. After all, living in a knife battle uniform, having a healthy figure is a huge win at the starting line.
"Hey, man! That's too much."
Yuan stepped forward, and when one of the thieves was about to take something from the bag of a woman with heavy makeup, he reached out and pressed the guy's shoulder, and the strength of his five fingers made the latter's face show a look of pain.
But more importantly than the pain, their theft has been discovered.
This guy immediately threw Yuan away and glared at him with deep resentment. After a strange whistle, the other people in the crowd immediately retreated.
This scene made Yuan a little surprised.
Why did he feel that there was always an abnormal "sadness" in the eyes of these thieves when they left?
But the plan still needs to be done!
Yuan followed several thieves into the alley. The thieves obviously noticed the pursuers behind them, but they did not panic and stopped in a remote area after bypassing the alley.
Several people formed a formation and stared fiercely at Yuan who was catching up. The leader among them scolded:
"Which road are you on? Dude."
"I don't understand."
Yuan sighed helplessly.
He also wanted to communicate with the other party, but he and Brother Huozi had just entered the game and had no psychic dog tags or calculation orbs, so they couldn't understand the local dialect at all.
But there are some things that can be understood without verbal communication.
Seeing the opponent rolling up his sleeves and surrounding him, Yuan breathed a sigh of relief, moved his body and jumped twice on the spot, clenched his fists in a boxing defensive counterattack posture.
This scene made several thieves grit their teeth even more. When the boss shouted, several people immediately pounced on him.
The boss took out a knife from behind and prepared to join the battle, but unexpectedly a tall figure jumped down from the low wall next to him, and struck him with an elbow. With a bang, he fell to the ground and his head was broken instantly.
The blood was flowing and Brother Huozi, who had successfully attacked, was pinned to the ground and could not move.
The thieves in front of them were immediately discouraged when they saw their boss being attacked.
The main reason is that these two guys are very tall and know how to cooperate with each other, so they are not easy to mess with at first glance.
"Run! Run back and call someone! A stranger has entered the Scarlet Castle. Please inform the elder sister!"
The boss, who was pressed down by Brother Huozi, was also anxious, struggling and yelling.
Yuan tried his best to stop them but only managed to stop two of them. The smallest one ran out while crying. It was obvious that he was scared. He was only a half-grown child.
But the more this happened, the angrier Huozi became.
He can understand that adults occasionally have to do some unethical things in order to survive, but is it a bit too much for you to involve children?
The foundation he runs in reality focuses on helping these disadvantaged groups. In so many years of work, Brother Huozi has seen many tragic things with his own eyes. He knows very well how such criminal organizations will treat abducted orphans. He has personally seen
I have seen that even if those children are rescued, they will encounter great ups and downs in their lives.
In addition, he had two babies at home. A father would not be able to see this kind of thing. Now he was even more angry. He followed Yuan and used the three thieves who were caught in the alley.
The rope was tied up.
"Brother Yuan, you stay here and watch them, I'll go find the sheriff."
Brother Huozi patted the dust on his body, shouted to Yuan, and kicked the guy who was tied up next to him but still holding his neck and yelling, and then walked out of the alley. As a result, he just
When he came out of the alley, he froze on the spot.
In front of him, Mrs. Shui, who was wearing the rather "astringent" nun's robe, was holding her arms. The "most beautiful aunt among players" looked helplessly at her husband, who had an undiminished sense of justice but was still an idiot.
.
Fortunately, this guy is quite smart. He used the face pinching function to modify his face so that people would not recognize him at a glance in real life.
Brother Huozi was also very surprised when he saw his wife.
But what shocked him even more was the clothes his wife was wearing at this time. I won’t go into the details, but at this moment, Brother Huozi, who had always been a gentleman in the first half of his life, suddenly understood why so many men like to have sex with his girl.
Friends play weird COS
Just tell me whether the nun wife in front of you, who eradicates evil and maintains order in a different world, is shocking enough, especially when she carries the black skeletal sickle behind her back.
The impact of the combination of the evil weapon and the holy fierce nun is really not something to be said casually.
"Awen."
Brother Huo Zi was a little thirsty and just opened his mouth when he saw his wife aggressively stepped forward and stretched out her hand, curled up her fingers and hit her idiot husband on the forehead.
she says:
"Let him go quickly, he's from the Blood Rat Gang! You've been on the forum too, how come you can't even see the Blood Rat Gang's emblem clearly?"
"ah?"
Brother Huozi was stunned, but then he stiffened his neck and retorted:
"They are thieves! They even abduct children to help them steal! Wife, I know you have to gain reputation and buy equipment in the game, but you can't pretend that this kind of thing doesn't exist. This has crossed the bottom line!
If we allow it to continue, how can we confidently educate our children in the future?
I have to get the Sheriff to hand them over."
"Leave it to me directly."
Ms. Dorothy's helpless voice sounded from behind the alley. Brother Huozi turned around and saw an evil-dressed female vampire walking out of the shadows. He immediately opened his arms to protect his wife, who had passed the black iron test.
Just like what he would definitely do in reality.
"I just fell asleep when I received a report that the 'skill assessment' of my new recruits was interrupted by an unexpected visitor. I thought who was so bold and dared to interfere in the affairs of our Blood Rat Gang, but I didn't expect it to be you, Mrs. Shui.
"
Dorothy ignored Brother Huozi. She looked at Mrs. Shui and said in a low tone:
"This application to use the market and festival environment for newcomer assessment has been approved by the administrative office. What? Your Avalon Church can't stand it, so you sent a senior nun to block it?
Mrs. Shui, who do you represent here?
Who is this stupid man in front of you? Is he one of you? He doesn’t have a dog tag, so he’s new here?”
"This is my husband!"
Mrs. Shui stretched out her hand and cast a human body-holding spell on her husband. The purple psychic light shimmered and wrapped around Brother Huozi's body. Brother Huozi, who had received the "back stab", was dumbfounded and maintained that posture, unable to do anything else.
action.
It's like being "tapped".
He couldn't understand the negotiation between his wife and the vampire in front of him, but after a few seconds, the vampire glared at him fiercely, and then disappeared into the depths of the alley with a few thieves with bruises and bruises on their faces.
This isn't the end yet.
Under Brother Huozi's shocked gaze, the "victims" whose bags had been stolen from the crowd just now left the alley one after another, with helpless and helpless expressions of "being forced to work overtime without wages" on their faces.
bitter.
Even the children who had their candy stolen stared at him with angry faces.
Looking at the skillful postures of those children playing with claw knives, you can tell that these little ones are definitely not ordinary people.
Now even if Mrs. Shui didn't explain, Brother Huozi knew that he and Brother Yuan might have done something wrong with good intentions.
"Oh, why are you so stupid? You caused me trouble as soon as you entered the game. My favorability with Ms. Dorothy has dropped a lot. Fortunately, my career development does not require the Blood Rat Gang's reputation.
But you have to understand how to be kind to others, stupid husband."
Madam Shui turned around, stretched out her hand and pressed Brother Huozi's forehead hard, then removed the restraints of the immobilization spell. She took out a set of newcomer armor and weapon bags from the psychic bag, and handed them to a man with an embarrassed look on his face.
Brother Huozi reached out to help him put on the leather armor, which was very complicated for a newcomer.
She explained warmly:
"The Blood Rat Gang is the semi-official underground force of the Scarlet Castle. Together with the Sheriff, they maintain the basic order of the city both in the light and the dark. The petty thefts you just saw are the 'Newcomer Challenge' of the Blood Rat Gang.
They must find their peers among ordinary people and get specific items from them without alerting them.
Because of the intervention of you and Mr. Yuan, all the tests of this new batch of newcomers failed.
They have to come again at night, and they are planning to beat you up, but your wife still has some respect in this city. Come on, I will take you to the Adventurer's Guild to go through the induction process first.
You need an orb and a dog tag to identify yourself, otherwise it will be difficult to communicate with locals.
But now that you are here, what will happen to the baby?"
"I put them to sleep before going online. The baby asked me to protect their best mother in the game, even if the two little idiots don't even know what the game is."
Brother Huozi reached out and hugged his precious wife in this alley.
Mrs. Shui did not resist anymore, but took the initiative to stand on tiptoes and give her a sweet kiss. The little anger in her heart because her husband did not trust her had dissipated in this unexpected incident.
It wasn't until the police officer showed up that he realized it was indeed an accident, and then he felt frightened for a while. He still remembered his bruised and swollen oath that he would definitely protect her.
"Well, I admit that the technology of this game is very powerful, and everything is simulated so realistically, but to be honest, I kind of hate the development team now. They obviously have this technology, but they have to do it on some important functions.
Out of limits.”
The moment Brother Huo Zi took his wife's hand and left the alley, he looked at his extremely calm lower body, turned his head and complained to Mrs. Shui who was covering her mouth and laughing softly:
"My wife is so beautiful today. I also plan to do something bad, such as punishing some bad nun who left her husband and children to come to another world to do justice."
"Oh~ Then let me ask you, who is more beautiful, the person or the clothes?"
Mrs. Shui snorted, fiddled with her hair and asked a question. Brother Huozi responded without hesitation and quite skillfully:
"Because people are beautiful, their clothes are beautiful. My wife is naturally beautiful, so she looks good no matter what she wears. I really found a treasure."
"Hey, you're such a mouthful."
Mrs. Shui pulled her husband into the crowd and whispered:
"I made a similar set at home and will show it to you tomorrow night~"
"Great!"
Brother Huozi laughed and hugged his wife's slender waist, but after walking out for several minutes, he patted his forehead in hindsight:
"No, Brother Yuan was left in the alley. I have to go see him quickly."
"Where are you going?"
Mrs. Shui grabbed her idiot husband and complained:
"You are here to find your wife, isn't he?
Don't worry, Orchid will take care of everything. Don't be a light bulb. I have a battle in the afternoon and will take you, this newbie, to see the world so that you know that your delicate wife can protect you in this world.
of.
I can let you stay with me here, but you have to promise me one thing."
"Well, you say."
"Don't delve into it, don't get to the bottom of it, don't explore the things behind this game, just play it as a relaxing game, okay?"
