Chapter 60 What an old horse!!! [Please subscribe]
Chapter 60 Old horse - ah -!!! [Please subscribe]
What is the most classic plot of Chinese horror!
Yin-matching marriage is definitely at the forefront.
Ghost marriage refers to finding a spouse for a dead man or woman. This spouse may be a dead person or a living person.
Such a terrifying and even cruel etiquette has naturally become the source of countless supernatural legends.
Affected by these supernatural legends, Chinese people are naturally particularly afraid of such scenes.
What kind of skeleton ghost, what kind of Satanic devil.
In the face of the horror of ghost marriage, everything pales in comparison.
"No... the designer of this game is a psychopath. I'm really going crazy!"
Liu Peiqia's voice sounded vibrato.
Seeing this scene, the barrage also shouted softly——
‘Brother Shengzi is really a pervert’
‘What a bastard, he knows very well what the Chinese are afraid of’
‘Ancient house, a ghost hunting map more suitable for Chinese babies’ physique’
"I feel like Brother Shengzi doesn't have to do anything. Just putting up those paper figures, paper macarons and two dark red lanterns is enough for the players to have random thoughts."
‘This picture is really a bit too much. It’s okay to scare the players. I’m a person who watches the live broadcast and gets chills on my back.’
'I've turned on all the lights in the house'
‘I’m going to pee first’
‘I have wrapped the quilt tightly, ghosts cannot harm the people inside the quilt’
‘You know all about comprehensive defense’
'Be careful not to expose your feet outside the bed...'
'You are really superstitious. Like me, I don't feel panic at all when I kneel in front of the statue of Mr. Guan and watch the live broadcast.'
Following the footsteps of four people, the group walked through the courtyard and arrived at the door of the main house.
The leader, Teacher Ma, raised the EMF and checked it. After confirming that there were no ghosts in the door, he stepped forward and slowly opened the door.
Squeak——
The old wooden door makes a heartbreaking sound.
The main room was dark, with only two white candles placed on the Eight Immortals table in the center of the room, and the large flames gave off a faint glow.
On the Taishi chair on the left, there is a black and white photo of a man.
The Grand Master's chair on the right was empty.
The situation that the four people least wanted to see happened -
Xiu Niang, the ghost they investigated this time is the bride who was buried in this underworld marriage.
The goal is clear, and the next step is to attract ghosts.
A few people look at me, and I look at you.
Then, he started to be crazily humble——
"Come on, Eggplant, shout!"
"I can't. I've been feeling uncomfortable in my throat recently. Why don't Mr. Di come over? Mr. Di will definitely be able to chat with the female ghost!"
"I'm so unfamiliar, come on Winter Melon, Winter Melon has a loud voice..."
"How can that be done? You seniors are here. How dare I make a mistake? I choose Teacher Ma. He has made great contributions to the team..."
"No, no, I can't be too pushy. Come on..."
"It's better you do it..."
"How about he come..."
"I'm not coming anyway..."
For a moment, four people stood at the door of the main room, having a heated discussion, each one moving further back than the other.
The water friends all laughed so hard——
‘"Brothers and Friends in the FPS Area"'
‘It’s true that everyone is timid and lustful’
‘After all, there is no safe time in Expert difficulty, ghosts may start hunting at any time’
‘No, you can find a serious class’
‘Pay attention to the timing of entering the factory’
'"Extreme Pull"'
'If you hold on for a while longer, the group will be destroyed...'
Perhaps the barrage reminder had an effect, or perhaps they realized that if they kept going like this they would have to return to the gate.
In the end, it was Winter Melon who stood up!
"Everyone! Everyone! I have a proposal!"
Donggua raised her hands, like the Shiba Inu in the "Everyone listen to me" emoticon:
"Let's do this! We are destined to be rich and honorable in heaven, okay?"
Hearing this, the other three nodded and said with interest: "Okay, how can there be a way to determine life and death?"
Seeing that several people agreed, Donggua clapped her hands: "Come, listen to my arrangement, it's absolutely fair——"
Under his instructions, the four of them entered the room together. They first closed the door and then moved the Eight Immortals table to the center of the room.
After that, Donggua placed the four people’s flashlights around them, and placed the dot matrix projector on the Eight Immortals table.
The dot matrix projector was originally used to detect ghost movements. When turned on, it has the same effect as a disco light ball, plus four flashlights.
The good ghost wedding hall suddenly turned into something outrageous and familiar.
And this time!
The water friends seemed to realize what these guys were going to do——
‘???’
‘Ghost: I have a bad feeling’
'You are planning to...'
‘I suggest you take Winter Melon to have your brain checked’
'What if you really can't try Chinese medicine?'
‘It feels like something outrageous is about to happen’
'Wait a minute! Winter Melon seems to have started giving them glow sticks!'
'Isn't that thing thrown on the ground to detect ghost footprints?'
'Light ball...spotlight...glow stick...this is a fucking...'
‘Discotheque?!!!’
"Everyone!"
After everything was arranged, Donggua clapped her hands:
"Are you ready?!"
Ready--!!!
Everyone is not a fool. When they see this posture, they all know what kind of death Winter Melon is going to do!
but!
Now that things have come to this, they have no room to look back!
After all, if you mention quitting at this time, you will always have the reputation of being timid and lustful!
As everyone gets ready!
I saw the leader, Winter Melon, put the glow stick to his mouth!
“Dear Radisson guests! A music festival brought to you by DJ Dong Guaqiang! Let’s play music!!!”
As he shouted!
Dynamic DJ music suddenly appeared on the public microphone!
And the winter melon also swayed to the rhythm of the music!
"One, two, three! The phoenix dances for nine days!"
Move every time and hit every time!
"Music Factory! Dance Ceremony!"
Move every time and hit every time!
"Bring it to you - let me see your hands - Wuhu!!!"
The next second! The demons are dancing wildly!
Move every time, fight every time! Move every time, fight every time!
The glow sticks were waving wildly, and the explosive DJ dance music matched perfectly with the light spots of the dot matrix projector!
good!
Donggua's so-called destiny is to retreat in order to advance, deliberately irritating Xiu Niang and making her appear quickly, so that they can die happily!
At the cost of randomly sacrificing an unlucky guy, you can exchange for ghost information!
The hilarious and terrifying death scene caused the live broadcast room to explode instantly!
The audience at the scene laughed crazy——
"Boil! Dance in the mourning hall!!!"
'What a fool! You guys are hahahaha!'
'Take one away at random, right?'
"No, I can't stand it anymore. I'm going to lose oxygen from laughing."
‘Bring your own cement! Meet at the entrance of the village!’
‘(Dance)(Dance)(Dance)’
‘I blanch! Unique skill!!!’
‘King of Hell: Why do I have the names of four non-mainstream disciples flashing in the book of life and death?’
'Xiu Niang only hates that she can only take one away every time she hunts'
‘It’s awkward, isn’t it???’
'No? Who is the ghost?'
‘This is too far off the mark…’
'Xiu Niang: What's going on Jing'er?'
'Oh my god, I laughed so much that I burst into tears, hahahahahaha...'
‘That’s so fucking outrageous, Xiu Niang would be so unlucky when she met the four of you.’
‘…’
To know!
This is an expert map. Ghosts have no free time, are easily angered, and may start hunting at any time.
So, don’t wait for them to dance to their heart’s content!
Less than half a minute!
I saw the candlelight in the room suddenly extinguished!
Immediately afterwards, all the flashlights in the audience flashed!
The atmosphere is more like a disco!
"Hunted!!!"
In the dynamic rhythm of DJ dance music, just listen to the scream of winter melon!
Fear and excitement are intertwined, making people's adrenaline surge!
Everyone looked around!
"No?"
Liu Peiqia glanced around and didn't see any ghosts anywhere.
"Yeah...I didn't see it..."
Liu Di and Teacher Ma also looked around and saw no ghosts, let alone ghosts.
However!
Just when everyone is confused!
Donggua only felt that her vision seemed to be blocked by a strand of silk thread.
Subconsciously he raised his hand to push it away and looked up——
A pale face appeared in front of him, face to face with him.
The woman hangs upside down from the beam, with her red embroidery and hair hanging down.
The white paper-like face was slightly swollen, blood flowed from the two empty eye sockets, and a mouth that was bigger than a football was open, as if it could bite off a human head in one bite.
Snapped!
There is no pause at all!
Winter Melon Qiang disappeared on the spot!
The upper right corner of the somatosensory screen also immediately displayed the information that he was disconnected!
I was so shocked! I was disconnected on the spot!
And this time!
The remaining three people also saw that unforgettable scene and exploded on the spot!!!
The combined screams of the three people were about to knock off the roof of the ancient house!
“I **** run **** I **** you **** my ****——!!!!”
Throw down the glow stick and run away!
Behind him, a ghost roar sounded!
Xiu Niang fell from the beam, her joints flipped over, and she fell to the ground, on all fours like a terrifying spider. She quickly chased after the remaining three people!
Liu Peiqia felt like his courage was about to be scared out of his mind!
In a panic, he grabbed Mr. Di next to him and ran for his life!
Following the main house to the east, the two of them found a large wardrobe and crawled inside!
"F*ck!!! F*ck***! Hold the door!"
"Hold on, hold on!"
"It's broken, it's broken! It's pulling on the door outside!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Drag me to death! Drag eggplant to death!!!"
"I don't dare anymore! If I don't dare anymore, I'll hang you up..."
"..."
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Clang——
finally!
When all is said and done, the EMF stops chirping.
The force that kept pulling on the door handle outside the closet also disappeared.
It took two minutes!
Liu Peiqie and Liu Di in the closet breathed a sigh of relief!
"Phew - I've boiled it -"
"It should be okay, right?"
"Maybe, the EMF doesn't sound anymore."
"Shall... go out and have a look?"
"Walk……"
Talking.
Liu Peiqia slowly let go of his hand and pushed the closet door outward a crack.
Squeak——
Outside the door, there is nothing.
The Xiu Niang in red seemed to have finished her hunt and fell silent again.
But the question is...who is she hunting?
Liu Peiqia and Liu Di looked at each other.
Then, their expressions changed at the same time!
"Fuck!!!"
"Old horse!!!"
With a clang, the two people pushed the door open and walked out.
I saw the body lying on the ground right in front of me!
It's Lao Ma!
He died right outside the cabinet door, with one hand even resting on the edge of the cabinet!
A moment!
An extremely bad guess arose in the minds of the two of them!
"Could it be that……"
"The person who just pulled our cabinet..."
"Not a ghost?"
"But Lao Ma???"
Just finished!
In the lower left corner of the public screen of the game, a line of text popped up——
[Teacher Ma from Wuhu: Yes, there was something wrong with my wheat just now]
wipe--!!!
A moment!
The regret of a strange combination of circumstances enveloped the two of them!
Especially Liu Peiqia, who directly put on a mask of pain, held his head in his hands, and was about to cry!
Because just now, he was the one who pulled the door with the strongest force!
That led to Teacher Ma being hunted and killed outside the door!
"Ah...ah...ah...!!!"
The next second! A cry of sorrow echoed throughout the live broadcast room! Weeping on the spot!
“Old horse—hey—!!!”
"Old horse——!!!"
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"
The effect is explosive!
All the water friends burst out laughing!
'Hahahahaha! Wonderful! So wonderful!'
‘The program is very effective!!!’
'Hahahaha I haven't stopped laughing since I started dancing. I didn't expect that there would be such a big fucking job!!!'
'Hurry! Who knows how to play suona!'
'Teacher Ma, if you don't lie down and cover yourself with a white cloth today, I'll be sorry for what happened to Liu Peiqie...'
'I'm tired of laughing, I'm really tired of laughing, I have no strength at all, please help me, please help me...'
‘This piece of advice will be directly incorporated into the Beijing Film Academy textbook’
'I would cry even worse than if Teacher Ma really died'
"I would like to call it another famous scene among all sharks, as famous as "Dad Yiyi Is Working"!"
'"Eggplant Cries Horse"'
‘Hahahahahaha I really can’t stop laughing’
‘This game is so top-notch! It’s scary and funny! It deserves the title!’
‘I don’t allow anyone to not have this game on their Yiyu x1!’
‘Brother Rich gives v50 to Lao Ma’s follower’
‘Hahahaha!’
‘…’
…
"...Well, yes, the exchange rate variable I used in the article is the monthly data on the real effective exchange rate of China's currency after the exchange reform in July 2005. The trade balance variable uses IM and EX published by the National Bureau of Statistics. Then It is seasonally adjusted and logarithmically adjusted,"
"Okay, then I will conduct a stationarity test on each variable based on the whole series theory, okay,"
"Well, then, teacher, you can rest. I will send it to your email after revising it. Bye."
Bada.
That night.
Shen Miaomiao hung up the voice call that lasted for an hour and a half, closed her laptop and breathed a sigh of relief.
He raised his two small fists above his head and stretched out:
"Hey - oh my god, I'm so exhausted..."
In recent days, she has been busy with her thesis.
It's not because of the complexity of her paper.
The main reason was that she was too lazy before, so she didn't touch a single word of the paper.
Originally, Shen Miaomiao's plan was to complete it before the deadline.
Unexpectedly, this week, her tutor suddenly informed her that she was going to use her "Research on China's Currency Exchange Rate and International Trade Balance" as a model paper for a public defense, and leaders from the Department of Education would participate.
This was very painful for her.
Drafting and revising overnight, organizing documents, and communicating with the instructor.
A whole week!
That is to say, there are no projects in the company now, so she, the fishy CEO, does not have to "take charge of the overall situation".
Otherwise, she would really have no skills to do both while working on the company and doing papers at the same time.
After moving her sore shoulders, Shen Miaomiao flipped through the calendar on the table.
I saw today on the calendar was marked with a red circle.
Shen Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, then slapped her thigh!
"Ah! These days are so confusing! Today is the day when ghost phobia settles!"
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