"Eh?! Hu Lai!!! The opportunities are so beautiful! Beautiful!!"
He Feng now regrets that when Hu Lai scored the last goal, he used up all the words and sentences that could be used to praise him.
So much so that now when he faces greater moments, he can only repeat "beautiful" over and over again - this should be what his partner Yan Kang does
Sure enough, Yan Kang shouted at the top of his lungs and took over his words: "Beautiful! Hu Lai! So beautiful! The sixth goal, no, the sixth goal in nine minutes! The seventh goal in the whole game! Beautiful! So beautiful!"
.pretty!"
Turning his head and seeing Yan Kang's excited look, He Feng suddenly felt relieved - he didn't shout "***" when he scored, which was very worthy of my professional ethics as a professional football commentator.
Because in fact, "***" is the most suitable for his mood at this moment.
***
"***"
"***!?"
"oh"!"
"Fuck!!"
Remember in one second
"I wipe!!"
At this moment, countless "***" messages of different forms appear simultaneously on China's Internet.
The majority of netizens also feel that only this kind of swear words can best express their emotions - who can think of any wise words at this time? I don't have the intention at all, okay? There are only the most instinctive common words that can come out of the mouth.
is what best suits their inner impulses.
Of course, due to different local dialects, not everyone can say "***".
For example, Xie Lan, a native of Anton, said, “I say!
And Matt Dawn, who just sent out several tweets to introduce "Nine Five Supremes" to everyone on Twitter, posted this:
"IF?!"
***
After scoring the goal, Hulay still did not do his signature celebration. He rushed into the goal and picked up the football.
Then, under the dull gazes of the players on both sides of the field, he continued to run towards the center circle.
Finally, he helped Royal Caterhorn put the football in the center circle, stood up and exited. He continued to stand outside the line, waiting for Royal Caterhorn to kick off.
But this time, it's different from before.
This time, no Real Catajon player stepped forward to kick off. Their starting forward, Colombian international Adrian Sandoval, was actually standing not far from the center circle at this time, but he was standing
There was no intention of coming up to kick off the ball.
After the Royal Caterhorn players scored six consecutive goals, it seems Ping finally came to his senses - the best way to prevent Hulay from scoring is not a sophisticated tactic at all, nor does it require the players to be at their best.
But don’t kick off the ball!
Don't tee off!
Don't tee off!
Repeat it again:
Don't tee off!
As long as the kick is not kicked off and the game is not allowed to continue, wouldn't Hu Lai have no chance to continue scoring goals?
Of course, it is impossible for the players of Royal Caterhorn not to kick off the ball forever, which is also illegal. When the referee blows the whistle, the football must be kicked out.
But at least they can delay a little longer every time, so that Hu Lai will not be able to complete the unprecedented six-goal performance in nine minutes.
Every Royal Cathorn player present is responsible for this "miracle" that Hulay created on them!
***
The Royal Catalhorn players are not in a hurry to kick off, and the commentators from all over the world don’t mind.…
The TV broadcasters don't mind either.
Hu Lai scored the seventh goal of the game, and the entire process of the sixth goal in nine minutes was played repeatedly.
Because this ball connected with the previous ball too quickly, many viewers watching the TV broadcast were not able to see the entire process of the goal.
So now it's time to take advantage of the Royal Caterhorn players to hang out and let the audience see clearly how Hulay scored the goal.
"With a lob shot from outside the penalty area, Hu scored a wonderful goal in such an imaginative way. But in front of his performance of six goals in nine minutes, this goal, no matter how wonderful it is, cannot be beaten.
There is no limelight. This game is destined to have only one thing that will change in a few years.
It is still remembered by countless people. That is Hu's extraordinary performance of scoring six goals in nine minutes!"
"Ah, this time it was a passing error by Royal Kathun goalkeeper Peteksa Zhiji. In fact, it cannot be completely regarded as a goalkeeper passing error. If it must be said, center back Tipland is also responsible. When he stopped the ball, Denmark was blocked.
The national team was in very bad shape in today's game. As the main player to defend Hu, he has already allowed Hu to score five goals on him. If I were Real Catalon head coach Gonzalez, I would immediately
Replace him!"
"The Royal Cathorn players were completely stunned. It was obvious that when they were handling the ball, they were panicked and at a loss. Because they were not thinking at all, they were just acting on instinct.
But I can completely understand that after all, it is difficult for any player to keep thinking when facing Hu's performance... This is a tragedy, but in fact, there is no need to blame the Royal Cathorn players too harshly... even the worst performance
Tipland..."
Different commentators had different interpretations of the game, and some severely criticized the performance of Royal Catharion players, especially center backs Jacob and Tipland.
Some people are more tolerant and think that it is meaningless to criticize Real Catalun players in the face of Jule's performance. Because even if it were replaced by Kings of Madrid or Catalonia, the result might not be much better?
Don't you agree?
Then please look at last season's Champions League final, or go to the Holy Family Stadium and ask who the VIP seats are reserved for.
After replaying Hu Lai's goal several times, the director still did not switch back to the live scene, but showed everyone a previous video.
It was the time when Hu Lai and Tipland "communicated".
It happened after Hu Lai completed his hat trick and also after the second goal of "Nine Points and Six Goals".
In fact, this scene appeared once during the live broadcast, but almost no one paid attention at the time.
Everyone just treats it as a normal communication between two people.
But now the director plays this part again, obviously he wants to remind you something.
Some smart people have already guessed it, such as He Feng.
". This was a 'conversation' between Hu Lai and Tipland when the game reached the 58th minute. Now it seems that maybe what they said between them was very interesting and worthy of being explored by the media after the game.
Dig deeper. Because it was after this conversation that Hu Lai no longer celebrated wildly after scoring a goal, but directly hugged the football and ran towards the center circle. Apparently it was because of what he and Tipland said that led to
His attitude changed. I believe this is definitely not a secret. After the game, reporters will definitely ask this question when interviewing both parties. Even if the person involved does not answer, there will definitely be a lip reader who will interpret it for everyone. I guess it may be a question.
What did Prande say that angered Hu Lai, which caused Hu Lai to not stop after scoring consecutive goals"...
Having said that, He Feng was still very surprised as to what exactly Tiplande said that could make Hu Lai so angry.
In the past, Hu Lai was the one who annoyed the opposing players during games. He never lost in a verbal spat!
War of words and psychological warfare have always been the norm during games, because football is a sport that requires both calmness and calmness.
And players both benefit from and are trapped by these two diametrically opposed emotions.
This increases the unknownness and enjoyment of set-piece games.
Generally speaking, irritating the opponent is what most players will do when defending, because this will make the opponent lose their cool and make some irrational behaviors.
At best, it may just be an abnormal performance, at worst, it may get you down. Therefore, you can often see scenes in games where fouls or physical confrontations are used to provoke the opponent and trick the opponent into committing more serious fouls.
When everyone thinks about it, Tipland should have said something to Hu Lai based on this idea, hoping to anger Hu Lai and make him lose his reason and calmness, thus acting abnormally.
But what the Danish international never expected was that he did succeed in irritating Hu Cai.
It's just that the result of irritating Hu Lai is different from what he thought... Too many players were irritated.
They will all lose their minds, and they will not be able to distinguish between ourselves and the enemy.
Only a handful of players become calmer and more lethal after being provoked.
Such players basically have the important qualities to become "superstars". What is very unlucky for Jacob Tipland is that Hulay is one of these very few players.
***
The TV broadcast finally stopped replaying Hulay's goal or the "exchange" between Hulay and Tipland, and returned to the live signal.
But just after switching back to the live broadcast signal, the first close-up shot was of Jacob Tipland.
The Real Caterhorn center back had a mournful expression on his face. Even without a commentator, even a non-fan could see Tipland's frustration, dejection, and collapse.
If time could go back, Tiplande would definitely remain silent when Hu Lai spoke to him, and would never say anything that would irritate Hu Lai.
Before, he was very proud, thinking that he had defeated Hu Lai in the war of words, but now he just wanted to slap himself hard.
At first, he was just unhappy because he became the backdrop for Hu Lai's record, so he wanted to fight back.
But now, he, Jacob, Tipland, the Danish international, have been nailed to the pillar of shame forever, oh, no, not nailed to the pillar of shame, but he himself has become that damn pillar of shame.
