Chapter 20 The joy of being single for thirty years
"What, Shikamaru, do you have time to worry about my dinner?" Naruto said back to Shikamaru in a teasing tone, "You should hurry home for dinner. Unlike my Hinata, your wife is very fierce, right?
Naruto had already picked up the document and started to stamp it. He shifted the topic of his wife to Kakashi half-heartedly: "Speaking of which, isn't Kakashi-sensei still married? It's obvious that Lin finally recovered and grew up.
We have reached the age suitable for marriage. If we don’t confirm the relationship in the past few years, the age suitable for marriage will be outdated.”
Shikamaru took advantage of the situation and changed the topic at home: "Oh, yes, I also think the Sixth Generation needs to think about it, read less books and movies, and do more serious things. Rin doesn't seem to be looking for anyone else now.
Isn’t it? Aren’t you waiting for the Sixth Generation?”
Kakashi was very embarrassed by the target. He scratched his white hair and said under the mask: "Well, um... the physical age difference is still a bit big. It's all because I didn't protect Lin well back then that she became like this.
.Am I really qualified?”
Naruto: "Kakashi-sensei, do you have moments when you are coy? Let's just deal with you as soon as this incident is over. My son is already so old, and the teacher is not married, so I feel bad about it."
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Kakashi: "Well...it would be unlucky for me to say this at this time, wouldn't it?"
Naruto: "Kakashi-sensei, movies and the Internet have become popular these days. I know those jokes, so I didn't ask you to go home and get married after the incident. If Kakashi-sensei is really sorry - these documents
Shall I give you half? Anyway, no one in your family is waiting for you to come back... Sorry, the joke went too far."
Kakashi-sensei smiled when he heard this, and leaned down on the Hokage's desk, looking at Naruto with a straight face: "No, no, Naruto, you are a good person. The more I see you, the more I like you."
Naruto said awkwardly: "Kakashi-sensei, I have no interest in being gay with you."
Shikamaru: "It's really troublesome...You guys take your time and be happy, I'm leaving first."
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At night, the streets of Konoha Village——
"Is this Konoha Village? It feels so different from the plot information I know." Crounpis walked on the street, looking around, "Isn't this a metropolis with pedestrian streets accounting for almost 100% of the streets?
?Is it enough to just rely on railway transportation and ninjas for supplies? The reason why An Qi wants to stay here even if she takes risks is not to indulge in the prosperity, right?"
"Come and go shopping with me. How about letting me see some delicious food that our family can't eat?" said Nue, who was still making Crohn's silk pantyhose.
"No," Crownpiss shook her head slightly, "Shopping is still very ostentatious, right? If you don't understand the common sense here, what should you do if you mess with me?"
"I can still buy things! It's okay to be polite!"
"I know that you almost never spend money on shopping! However, although it is true that there is surprisingly little entertainment where you live, Xiao Nue, eating and drinking can probably be considered one of the entertainments, right?"
As Clunpis spoke, he looked at the modern, information-based buildings, turned around in front of a popular fast food restaurant, and walked in.
“Thank you for your patronage.”
After such a voice came from inside, Crounpis walked out carrying a large convenience bag, holding a hamburger in his hand and gnawing on it.
I didn't forget to hide a few under my skirt for "pantyhose" to eat.
"Eat slowly, don't gnaw clean like you usually do, chew slowly and savor it. For this reason, I bought several burgers with strange flavors in pairs... Speaking of this kind of ingredient combination
Who came up with the flavor?"
Crownpis was speechless as he looked at the cross-section of the hamburger that revealed its contents when he bit into it: "I admit that it's admirable that a lot of cheap stuff can be paired with such a taste, natto, lemon and various greens.
What's the point of not being able to eat the white goo... But is this the reason why it's definitely several times more expensive than the cost? Even including store rent, that's not how profit is calculated, right? If I hadn't just destroyed a country, I'd have taken a lot
If I use general banknotes as pocket money, I will really destroy the store."
"Anyway, Xiao Nue, let me know when you're done eating." As he said that, Crowenpis took two bites of the hamburger and stuffed it into his mouth, and then took out a burger that was several times bigger, "This is a legend.
Is the abnormally spicy Big Mac burger in the movie spicier than Kirei’s Mapo Tofu? I’ll just turn off the skill of passive immunity to low-level damage to taste it.”
Then…………
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Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant——
An Qi, who entered the village in disguise, ordered a tonkotsu ramen from Uncle Shouda, and added a lot of fish rolls and dried bamboo shoots. She sat down in a lonely corner with the steaming bowl of ramen and started eating.
Halfway through eating, An Qi temporarily put down her chopsticks, picked up a hard dried bamboo shoot, put it in her mouth and chewed it slowly, held the back of her head with both hands, tilted the chair and rocked it, and turned her peripheral vision towards the door.
"What is supposed to come will come, haha."
Acorus, who was standing at the counter as "the waitress," saw the door open from the outside, smiled and bowed slightly: "Welcome."
Crounpisi, who pushed open the door and walked in with a heavy breath, casually glanced at the menu on the wall: "Have one of each item on the menu, ask for a large portion, add half of the noodles and side dishes, that's it... come again
A bottle of ice water, I need it right away."
"Okay." The old man got down immediately.
Clunpisi doesn't look that big, but the hand-beating uncle has seen many more terrifying big eaters. Not to mention the Akimichi clan who rely on burning fat to perform ninjutsu, Hinata is the real king of big eaters. Ming.
Ichiraku ramen is my favorite. I almost watched Naruto grow up. I wanted to give the whole family a free coupon as a wedding gift to Naruto. But after learning about Hinata’s food intake, I was so scared that I changed the free coupon to only one.
Naruto uses it alone.
Crownpis handed the money to Acorus, took the ice water and came to the opposite side of Angel, sat down and opened the bottle cap and drank it.
"Oh, why does Pisi look hurt?"
"That's right, I was injured, and my HP actually decreased a little bit. I almost learned [Fire Dragon Breath]... No, I almost used [Fire Release: Fire Extinguishing]. I thought I could learn tolerance because I couldn't get a new profession.
The technique is done, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee."
An Qi: "I don't think it's funny. Are you going to eat that?"