Chapter 334: Virtuous Navigation is more painful than Accelerator
"Transformed into Tarzan?"
"What a shame! Whether you're confronting this guy with fists or hitting him with a brick, it's going to be so painful!"
"Healing magic is not effective on you. Apply ice first." Othinus gave Touma a simple treatment.
"Ice compress...Excuse me, Othinus, are you not cold? Are you okay?"
"There is no need for you to worry. The demon in the collapse is also a god. As long as it still retains the nature and power of the demon, the explosion caused by the ordinary impact just now will not cause harm if it falls directly on the body. You should worry about yourself, human being."
"That's good." Touma was really worried whether the collapsing demon would begin to show signs of death or return to light.
"The stretcher is ready." Crounpis waved the stretcher that took more than ten seconds to make.
"So fast! I'm not injured enough to need a stretcher! And it's so simple that it doesn't even have a quick cloth. How can I lie down on a stretcher that's just two wooden sticks tied together?!"
"Shut up, you can sit still if you can't lie down. Hurry up and eat, and we'll set off as soon as you're done!"
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"Wow - what a comfortable wind~" Palai, standing on Touma's head, opened his arms and shouted loudly.
The corners of Touma's mouth twitched: "Hehe, hehe, it's definitely not human to be able to say you feel comfortable in a place where your breathing is freezing."
"It seems that you are self-aware and don't think too highly of yourself, human being." Othinus complained.
"It's true that except for Kamijou, there are no humans here. However, considering the pronunciation of 'Kamijo Touma', if the first one is the strongest person, then he may be the weakest god." The previous one.
Crownpiss complained.
What's going on now? Let's zoom out a little bit -
On a snowy road with no village in front or back, Clunpis and Othinus were carrying Touma on a stretcher like a sedan, running at the current speed limit of the road.
"Ah, why did it become like this? It's unfortunate." Touma couldn't help but lament.
Othinus said unhappily: "It's too arrogant, human being. Now you are enjoying the unprecedented treatment of two gods carrying a sedan chair, which is unprecedented for mankind! This is unfortunate, so how can there be any lucky people in the world?"
Palai changed his position and sat on Touma's forehead, and said with a smile: "I am very happy with this feeling of racing. But, why? It is obvious that people sitting on it have the most dignity since ancient times, why does Touma look so dignified?
Your expression is shattered?"
"If I hadn't been worried that the stretcher wouldn't be able to withstand it, and the winding of my right hand wouldn't be easy to strengthen, I would have really wanted to go faster," said Crownpiss.
Touma recalled hundreds of billions of phases. Speaking of which, the girl wearing an eyepatch used to spin around in front of the mirror, or ride an electric car and follow him in acrobatic circles while he was running; the other one sometimes appeared in a clown costume.
He also did some scary things like overturning knee pillows, dragging people around and turning around for several weeks and half jumping off buildings, and kicking people away and hanging them on the drainage pipe of the teaching building.
Is God sometimes surprisingly funny?
His mind was wandering when he suddenly felt a sense of weightlessness. When he came back to his senses, he found that he seemed to have crossed some kind of boundary, and there was actually a wide floating thin ice water area in front of him?!