After the Eastern Empire signed the contract with the Demon Kingdom Hekatia Tempest, many matters came to an end for the time being. After the envoy returned to the country, Cronpis and Rimuru also had a rare "long talk".
Although Clunpis was suppressing some curiosity at first, chatting about state affairs seemingly seriously but actually gossiping, she still couldn't hold back in the end and brought the topic to Rimuru's marriage.
Since she gave Rimuru a method of giving birth that was similar to human reproduction, it was natural that she wanted to witness it in person.
Faced with Rimuru's resistance, she simply got under the desk and launched a surprise attack on Rimuru from a tricky angle.
She said: "Obviously you already have 'that', and your mental age is close to the forties of human beings. If you haven't considered this matter, I can only suspect that there is something wrong with your orientation, Rimuru. Why don't I help you?"
Wake up the feeling of looking at the contents of the 'study materials' folder stored in the computer before you were alive——"
Rimuru raised his foot and pushed it forward to push Crounpisi out of the table. Crounpisi thought that she could add fuel to the fire, and moved her mouth forward with a look of reluctance.
"You, you, you... you're crazy!" At the end, Rimuru actually choked out a curse word.
There are probably not many people who dare to say that in front of Crownpis now.
Rimuru simply refused to do anything, put up his legs and aimed a hard kick at Crounpisi's face. Crounpisi was startled, thinking that the joke was too big, and hurriedly moved back one foot to kick him.
The desk tipped over to use as a shield.
As a result, the desk instantly broke into two pieces and flew to the walls on both sides, further smashing into pieces. A strong wind instantly swept through the room and blew some furnishings into a mess.
"I'll go... What's wrong with you? It's none of my business." Crounpis looked back at the messy house, muttered, and teleported away.
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At night, the private hot spring bath in the backyard of Rimuru Mansion——
"When you're feeling down, you still have to take a bath." Rimuru lay half-lying on the edge of the natural bath, looking up to the sky and sighing.
"Yes, once I know that I can take a bath, I will want to sit in the bathtub... Maybe, no matter what happens to the body, bathing is a deeply rooted habit for Neon people. Thank you
An invitation." Ainz, who was also soaking in the water to the extreme, said.
Rimuru "booked the place" and invited Ainz to take a bath with him. In addition to relieving the resentment accumulated from Crounpis during the day, he also wanted to have a conversation about life.
Although Crounpis is a nonsensical person, you really need to think carefully about getting married. Ziyuan obviously has this intention. She has also had the experience of pestering him in a wedding dress with a face full of desire, and he himself also
I like her very much, but I always feel there is an unexplainable obstacle in my heart.
It’s not a matter of Shion Cuisine’s appearance being too scary and its actions being too reckless.
If I have to say it, maybe it is a question of whether the physiology is acceptable? The main problem lies in the gap between the physiology of past and present lives and the inertial psychology of human beings?
Only Ainz has experience in this kind of thing and can be the one to discuss with.
I just didn't know what to say for a while, so I invited him to take a hot spring bath.
"This bath product is also very easy to use. The softness that wraps around the bones makes it feel very clean." Ainz picked up a limuru-shaped soap from the water and said as he wiped his body.
"Oh, as long as you like it." Rimuru was still thinking.
Although it is against the rules to put such things in hot springs, this kind is specially made by Rimuru. It has no effect on the water and can neutralize stains. It is a very popular thing. It is just because of the skills required to make it that it cannot be used.
Use it outside the magic city boundary or away from Rimuru.
After a while, the door to the dressing room in the backyard was pushed open from the inside, which startled Rimuru a little.
Because Mercette emerged from it wearing only a bath towel that was so short that it didn't even cover her legs.
Messite came over with a smile, holding a basin of cleaning utensils that looked like pot cleaning tools in Rimuru's eyes, and said, "Ainz, can we just do the same here as before?"
"Ah, please." Ainz straightened up, exposing the rows of ribs that had been soaked in the water. He picked up a piece of limulus-shaped soap and said, "Let's use this as the cleanser this time.
You can try it later."
"Hey, but Ainz's bones can't break this kind of... it's so soft and elastic?! Maybe it can be done! This way there's no need to make soap lather and rinse it inside and out in advance."
"Excuse me, are you sure you didn't get the wrong set? Are these not for the kitchen and bathroom?" Rimuru couldn't help but ask.
"Ah, this. After all, Ainz has such a body." Mesette took out a piece of steel wool from the basin and squeezed it, explaining, "Using anything like a towel will only be damaged by the hard bone protrusions.
Scratching, considering Ainz’s bones are much harder than steel, you really have to use this to remove stains, right?”
"There are some places on the inside of the ribs that are hard to reach, so you have to use this." She took out a large brush with a long handle and said.
"This is needed for the inside of the skull. It's better than a toothbrush for oral hygiene." She took out a pair of bottle brushes with a thin handle and a long strip and said.
There are also various brushes corresponding to different parts.
Mercet came to sit down behind Ainz and knelt down. She took the limulus-shaped soap in one hand and rubbed it back and forth on Ainz's bones, then began to brush it carefully.
Rimuru looked at the scene where it seemed like it was very troublesome to wash the inside and outside, and sighed and said, "Wasn't it very difficult to take a bath in the past?"
As for the fact that in addition to kitchen supplies, there are also some brushes that Rimulu originally intended to use for cleaning toilets and the insides of water pipes, it’s better not to say anything about it. Anyway, many of those types of brushes have been diverted by buyers for their own use.
"No, it's not really a trouble. It's really difficult to clean this body, but if you just want to clean your body, you can also clean it well by jumping into the water and rolling around. It's also very easy with the help of life magic. It's just -" An
I said this, but I gave it a try.
"Isn't this the principle of a washing machine? It shouldn't feel like taking a shower at all, right?" Rimuru complained.
"Haha, I complained about myself when I was single when I used this method to clean. If I tried to find a way to clean it myself, I always felt that there were some places that I didn't clean, and it was very troublesome. I gave up after trying it twice.
"Ainz smiled bitterly.
Although it is an idea to hire someone to help him wash, it would be a bit troublesome if it was found to be inconsistent with the ancient setting he had given himself. And although he hired a lot of servants, it would be a bit troublesome for his subordinates who were just employees to
It is not psychologically acceptable for employees to bathe themselves and also wash the inside of their skeletons.
As for summoning death knights and the like to help - those summoned units simply don't know how to do such delicate work.
