Chapter 161 Pork chop rice should not be eaten indiscriminately
Hamster Skin: "Most of the time, I just observe Fei and act laissez-faire. If you become friends with her and become my enemy at the same time, she will probably find an opportunity to plead with me for you."
Kirito: "Oh, I don't deny that she will never fall out with you to help us, right?"
Hamster Pisi: "Of course. With my current ability, it is very easy to prevent you from returning to your original world. I am cooperating with you just to kill you here and it has no benefit to me at all. I think it is very troublesome.
Not you, but God Cardinal is optimistic about you."
Kirito: "Ah, although I have never believed in God, I have to pray hard now, right? Then, with her and Akanali's flying ability, can they get down from the outside of Aincrad?
?”
Hamster Pisi: "Don't mess around. The unfinished floating city is in a special space. Although you can feel the normal day, night and climate outside, if you go outside, you will only be involved in the turbulence of time and space and die.
, but the process will make you feel how happy it is to die in battle. Although we will be able to contact you sooner or later, don’t think about contacting us immediately."
A moment of silence follows.
Hamster Pisi: "Are you done? In fact, many of your needs now can be easily achieved by releasing me from this state. Are you not considering letting me go?"
Kirito opened the menu of [Phantom Book Jutsu], took out a small table and placed it between Hamster Pisi and him. He also took out a lunch box and tableware and placed them on the table, and opened the lunch box.
"You haven't eaten for most of the day. Let's eat the pork chop rice. Although Leafa's cooking skills may not be as good as yours, she is definitely not bad now." Kirito said.
Hamster Pisi came up and smelled it, then picked up the fork and stabbed it a few times. Usually, serving pork chop rice during an interrogation is indeed a sign.
Kirito: "There is no instant-death poison in this world, so what are you afraid of? Since you have nothing to fear, it's easy to attack after you notice the poison, right?"
Hamster Pisi: "Ah? Who told you that there is no instant-death poison? Although the most powerful toxins in poisonous monsters and plants cannot deplete the poisoned person's HP in an instant. But as long as it is extracted, it can be used for a long time.
Isn't it enough to time-boil to evaporate a large amount of water for concentration and purification, so that the poisonous consumption of life exceeds the upper limit of life (HP) in an instant? Well, boiling is a technical job, and it also requires quite advanced [Chef] skill proficiency, right?
.”
"I see, there is another way." Kirito took out a small notebook and pen and wrote a few lines of words before putting them away.
Hamster Pisi: "Are you trying to trick me?"
Kirito: "You said it yourself, but Aincrad's poison is so concentrated that it can't be concealed by the color of the food, right?"
Hamster Pisi: "That means your world contains a lot of colorless and odorless toxins. This is really much more dangerous." Although she already knew it.
Kirito: "Well, there are a lot of poisons that give off a 'dangerous' atmosphere at first glance, but there are also a lot of colorless and tasteless deadly poisons. In a sense, the poisons in this world are really 'safe'. So.
, there’s basically nothing to worry about, do you want to eat?”
Hamster Pisi: "Eat it or not...don't think I don't know that Leafa has also made dark cuisine (the actual cooking method is not the same as here), so why is it not Asuna's craftsmanship? And you said
It’s pork chop rice, isn’t it almost all pork chop here?”
Kirito: "Asuna is indeed practicing her cooking skills, but she is still far behind Leafa."
Hamster Skin: "...That's right. Asuna is a stranger to begin with and has an awkward personality. If you have a younger sister, of course it would be better to have a younger sister."
Kirito: "You... based on what premise are you saying this?"
Hamster Pisi: "...No, it's okay, just forget it. I just saw that there are more and more female companions around you, and I just want to guess who you will choose to be your wife in the future. Originally, I thought Silica was judged by her age.
More suitable. In the end, my sister is more interesting?"
Kirito: "That's it...that's not true!"
After he reacted like a primary school student, he picked up a piece of pork chop and stuffed it into his mouth. Hamster Pisi picked up a fork and skewered the pork chop back. He picked up the lunch box and stirred the pork chop inside again and again. Finally,
He picked up a piece at random and put it to Kirito's mouth: "If you want to hide your shyness and unintentionally prove that it is non-toxic, at least this is the best way to prove it is non-toxic, right?"
Kirito took it into his mouth in one gulp, chewed it carefully, and used his [Phantom Book Technique] to light up the status bar to show the hamster Pisi. There was no abnormality and the HP was not reduced.
In this case, Hamster Pisi reluctantly tried Kirito's sister's craftsmanship. Although she could basically see that there was something wrong, since she had agreed with the main body to enter the movie viewing mode and try her best to protect this cute body until the end
You can take it away as a souvenir, so just cooperate.
"Ah wu wu wu, ah wu wu wu... hoo hoo hoo, it tastes really good." She took a few mouthfuls, then pretended to be frightened and said, "This, could this be..."
"Yes, this is a pork chop blessed by Silica's [Beast Tamer] skill. When the monster feels delicious, it is equivalent to recognizing Silica as its master. Although the effective time of Nelnel's control is about to end,
She is probably done without spending any money to renew once, but there is no limit to the maintenance time of Silica's skills. Although Silica's skill casting conditions are more difficult to recognize, it is really great that some of your tastes are the same as those of humans.
Okay. I have something to ask you, please think about it carefully."
After Kirito told Pisi the hamster what had happened, he got up and walked outside.
Hamster Pith read out several names.
"Really, thank you." Kirito nodded slightly, closed the door from the outside and locked it.
"The last time the person dared to do this to me was Kotomine Kirei, right? You just have fun first. As long as you still want me, see how I play with you, hehehehe." Hamster Pisi said a little excitedly
Thought.
……………………………………………………
Kirito left the room where Krampis was held and came to the lobby on the second floor.
After hearing this, Silica and Yui walked out of the room where Prosham was placed to rest.
"Having lost part of the system functions, the house's original absolute sound insulation effect to protect the player's privacy is gone." Kirito smiled bitterly.
"Dad, there's nothing wrong with this. This house is protected by puzzle games, but burglars may break into other houses. The sound of the creaking wooden floor can be used as an alarm." Yui said.
"Aha, Yui is actually able to comfort me in this regard."
