After Zhang Fei learned about his position, he roughly understood what was going on. The other party was not trying to kill him, but was trying to teach him a lesson.
Because in order to punish the yamen servant to death, he is usually asked to guard some property or escort some goods. This is the most critical position. If he fails in the slightest, he will basically lose his fortune and become a slave.
As a result, many people would rather harm themselves than serve in the military.
Relatively speaking, the position of patrol officer is just tiring. No matter how big a mistake you can make, it won't be a big deal.
It's obvious that they want to fix him.
You will definitely not be able to escape if you run. Instead of complaining, it is better to enjoy...
"Hey, hey, hey, what are you touching? Don't touch it. Do you hear me? What do you want, you bad old man?"
Zhang Fei raised his hands and shouted nervously at the old man who was bending around his waist.
I saw an old face suddenly raised from his waist, "I'm a young man, so I'll help you measure yourself. What's your name?"
Zhang Fei said depressedly: "Just measure it, don't touch it!"
"How can I measure it if I don't touch it?"
As he said that, the old man straightened up and said, "Okay, ten guan in total."
"What?"
Zhang Fei was shocked and said: "I am forced to serve, and I still have to pay for this uniform?"
"How about I leave?"
"It doesn't cost ten guan, then? Is your uniform inlaid with gold?"
"This is the rule."
"No! You just touched it for a long time. Don't you know how much money I have on me?"
"You can send someone to deliver it later. After today, the interest will have to be calculated."
"Do you still need to calculate interest?"
"What's wrong? Are you borrowing money without interest?"
"Okay, okay, I'll send someone to deliver it later. I'm leaving."
After leaving the mansion, Zhang Fei turned around and turned around.
And after only three days, the uniform was delivered to my home.
So fast?
Zhang Fei even wondered if he had gotten an old item for him.
early morning.
Zhang Fei sat in front of the bronze mirror. From time to time he glanced at Gao Wenyin behind him who was combing his hair, and said with a smile: "Madam, don't hold it back if you have anything to say. Without your nagging, I feel quite bored."
Gao Wenyin glanced at Zhang Fei in the bronze mirror with some resentment, and murmured: "Sanlang, although Mr. Xu is here, you have to be careful at all times and don't show off, so as not to get into trouble. This is the Yamen. After all, it is still very dangerous.”
Zhang Fei nodded solemnly: "My lady's sincere teachings, I will keep them in my heart and never dare to forget them."
Gao Wenyin pursed her lips and secretly rolled her eyes at him, saying: "With your temper, you won't do this even if you remember."
Zhang Fei glanced at Gao Wenyin in surprise, "Madam, you really understand me better and better."
Gao Wenyin stopped answering, tied up the headscarf again, and said: "Okay!"
Zhang Fei immediately stood up and spread his hands.
Gao Wenyin took a gray-white uniform with black edges and put it on Zhang Fei, and then arranged it carefully.
"This man is handsome. He looks handsome no matter what he wears. When I wear these government officials' clothes, I feel elegant and elegant."
Zhang Fei made many gestures in front of the bronze mirror, and then said to Gao Wenyin: "Madam, do you think so?"
Gao Wenyin pursed her lips and nodded slightly.
"okay!"
Zhang Fei swept his forehead and said, "I'm going for my husband. Huh? Madam, would you like to give me an encouraging hug?"
Gao Wenyin was stunned, "What is an encouraging hug?"
"Now, that's it."
Zhang Fei put his arm around Gao Wenyin's waist, gently pulled her into his arms, and kissed her cheek to cheek in a very gentlemanly manner, no, very gentlemanly.
Gao Wen's delicate body trembled, and his cheeks felt hot. Just when he was about to escape, Zhang Fei took the initiative to let go.
She saw him looking at her with concern, "Madam, your face is so hot, are you sick?"
Gao Wenyin shook his head.
Zhang Fei asked again: "Then why is your face so red?"
Seeing the smile hidden in his eyes, Gao Wenyin couldn't help but stamp her foot, "Isn't this all your fault?"
Zhang Fei laughed and went out.
Gao Wenyin pursed his lips and said, "This Saburo is really getting more and more glib."
But she didn't notice that the worry in her heart had diminished by seven points.
When they came to the hall, they saw Xu Zhiqian standing tall and graceful in a purple dress. When she saw him coming, she couldn't help but look at him, and said with a smile: "It fits you very well!"
Zhang Fei's expression froze, "Beauty, please pay attention to your wording, I am now a patrol officer."
Xu Zhiqian smiled sweetly, "What about the patrol officer?"
Zhang Fei walked over, leaned over and whispered in her ear: "Be careful, I will visit your boudoir tonight."
"you!"
As soon as she said a word, something seemed to touch her lips. Before she could react, she saw Zhang Fei running out of the hall, "Don't lock the door at night."
"You are a disciple, you."
Halfway through her words, Xu Zhiqian looked around with unfounded guilt.
Bianliang, Tokyo, has long since broken the lane system. Shops are all open on the street, and there are countless shops. There are hooked railings and tiled houses everywhere; palaces and private houses are lined up in rows, adjoining each other without gaps.
The key is not to have a curfew.
Fire is the number one disaster in Tokyo. During the Taizu period, this military patrol shop was created. It was also the first formally established professional fire alarm unit in history.
It can be seen that the ancients were not stupid. No matter how far society develops, many things will appear naturally without bothering the time-travelers.
Moreover, the military patrol houses are very dense. Every three hundred paces in each lane has a military patrol house and five soldiers.
Later, he gradually became responsible for the traffic and public security in the city.
Zhang Fei served as a special talent and was assigned to the right wing headquarters.
"Third brother, we are here."
It has to be said that Zhang Fei came here by carriage to work as a patrol officer.
When I got off the carriage, I saw that the headquarters was located in the busiest part of Maxing Street. There were two big willow trees in front of the door and a small river in the middle.
After crossing a small bridge, since there was no guard in front of the gate, he entered directly.
After entering the courtyard, I saw five or six 7-foot tall men, shirtless, each holding a training stone, exercising there.
"Wow, eight-pack abs? Are they drawn?"
Zhang Fei looked at those shiny abdominal muscles and couldn't help but feel envious and jealous, "None of the Imperial Guards I've ever seen are so awesome!"
The Tokyo Fire Department is definitely the elite among the elite. The Song Dynasty may be relatively vague in terms of officers and soldiers, but the Fire Department with a formal establishment is very strictly selected, and their treatment is also very high.
I don't owe anyone my salary, not the fire department.
Because this is related to the safety of the entire capital, no one in this army, from top to bottom, dares to be vague.
There are also many various fire-fighting machines placed in the courtyard, such as large and small water trucks, buckets, ladders, big forks, big ropes, axes, water bags, etc.
"Who are you?"
At this time, a clerk came out of the house.
"Patrol Officer Zhang Fei, come and report."
Zhang Fei didn't know if he was infected, but he stood at attention.
"Oher pen Zhang San."
The clerk nodded.
As soon as these words came out, the tough men in the courtyard put down the training stones at the same time and looked at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei smiled coquettishly and said, "Hello everyone, I'm new here. I hope you will take good care of me."
The tough men ignored him and went back to practicing on their own.
Zhang Fei, who was disappointed, thought to himself, next time you bring a lawsuit with me, I won't give you a discount.
The clerk suddenly looked around and shouted: "Old Tao! Old Tao!"
"I'm coming!"
After hearing a few responses, I saw a greasy old man with thinning hair and a stubble on his face walking out from behind the house. He was wearing a belt and ran over in a hurry.
The clerk pointed at Zhang Fei and said, "This guy is new, I'll leave it to you."
"Hey! I know."
After the clerk said that, he went into the house.
Zhang Fei was stunned and wouldn't let me in?
The uncle came to Zhang Fei and asked, "What is your name?"
Zhang Fei said: "Zhang Fei."
The uncle scratched his exposed scalp and said, "This name sounds familiar."
Zhang Fei said again: "Zhang San."
"Oh Erbi Zhang San." The uncle immediately pointed at Zhang Fei and said.
"Exactly."
"Why are you here?"
"get lost."
".!"
The uncle grinned and said, "As expected of Erbi, his words are interesting. My name is Tao Yonghan, you can just call me Lao Tao."
Tao Yonghan said again: "Let's go, I'll take you to get your things. It's almost time, it's time to go out on the street."
"Why!"
Zhang Feiren was still confused and foolishly followed Tao Yonghan to a small room.
"Give."
"Isn't this a shovel?"
Zhang Fei took it and gestured, "Is this what our patrol officers use to enforce the law?"
"Yes."
Tao Yonghan himself pushed a wooden cart and said, "Let's go."
"oh."
Zhang Fei nodded and thought, it would be too casual to start working now.
The two of them had just gone out when they saw a middle-aged man in official uniform walking out.
"Boss, why don't you meet him?" the clerk asked curiously.
The middle-aged man hummed: "This kid is not a kind person. When the superiors said that this kid would be assigned to us, I was totally unwilling, so I just let him hang out with Old Tao, and we didn't care about him."
When Zhang Fei came out of the house, he couldn't help but ask: "Old Tao, I see that the patrolmen all carry swords and sticks, but no one has a shovel!"
Tao Yonghan said: "The new guy just needs a shovel."
Zhang Fei asked curiously: "What's the point?"
"You'll find out later."
As soon as he finished speaking, Tao Yonghan's eyes suddenly lit up, "Come on, come on, I'll teach you how to use this shovel."
He walked forward quickly.
Zhang Fei followed immediately and saw Tao Yonghan coming to a pile of cow dung. He immediately put down the cart, flicked his head and said, "Shovel it in."
".?"
Zhang Fei was stunned.
Tao Yonghan said: "Don't just stand there stupidly, shovel it quickly!"
Zhang Fei said: "Old Tao, are you mistaken? Aren't our patrol officers responsible for controlling traffic? This is a job!"
Tao Yonghan said: "I ask you, will this cow dung affect pedestrians on their way?"
"Uh, yes."
"That's traffic control." Tao Yonghan said.
Zhang Fei was so impressive that he didn't know how to refute.
Tao Yonghan said again: "Don't be stupid and work quickly."
Those bastards actually treated me like this, I...! Zhang Fei turned around, took a deep breath, and shoveled down the cow dung a few times, which was enough to shovel the cow dung clean.
"call!"
Zhang Fei breathed a long sigh of relief, and a carriage happened to pass by.
With a plop.
A pile of horse dung fell, and it was still steaming.
"Woah, you mama!"
Zhang Fei couldn't bear it anymore, threw the shovel down, rushed forward, and shouted: "Stop the car! Stop the car quickly."
Tao Yonghan was so frightened that he was definitely not a small person riding a carriage in this capital city!
The carriage slowly stopped and Zhang Fei stepped up. The curtain opened and two boys came out.
"Third brother!"
"Xiao Ma? Yanei?"
The people in the car were none other than Ma Xiaoyi and Cao Dongdong.
"Third brother, what are you doing here?"
Ma Xiaoyi asked.
"Uh, experience life." Zhang Fei said with a guilty conscience.
Cao Dongdong said hehely: "Just serve, why don't you experience life?"
"You know, but you still ask."
Zhang Fei glared at him and asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ma Xiaoyi said: "I heard from my brother that Third Brother, you are coming to serve, so I came over with my brother to have a look. Third Brother, are you on patrol?"
Zhang Fei nodded.
Ma Xiaoyi asked again: "Third brother, is this patrolman fun?"
Zhang Fei blinked and thought to himself, this brat usually does nothing, so why not trick him into being a companion, "Not bad, quite impressive, everyone on the road has to salute me."
Cao Dongdong hurriedly said: "Xiao Ma, don't be fooled. This patrolman is just a street sweeper. He is either shoveling manure or digging ditches. He is so powerful."
Wow. He knows it all! Zhang Fei blinked guiltily, and suddenly thought, "Ya Nei, does this carriage belong to you?"
"be mine."
"Get off the bus, get off the bus."
"What are you doing?"
Cao Dongdong jumped out of the carriage.
Zhang Fei took out a small pen and a small notebook from his arms, "You are suspected of violating Article 37 of traffic regulations and defecating everywhere. You will be fined one tael of silver."
Cao Dongdong said excitedly: "You are the one who poops everywhere."
Zhang Fei pointed to the horse beside him and said, "Your horse."
Cao Dongdong hummed: "What does this horse's shit have to do with my office?"
Zhang Fei said seriously: "Ya Nei, you have only two choices now, either pay a fine, or go home and wait to be prosecuted."
Cao Dongdong said: "Zhang San, don't bluff people here. I grew up in San Yamen. I don't know what this military patrol shop does. You go and shovel the horse manure."
He pointed at the trembling Tao Yonghan over there.
Zhang Fei said: "Do you know why the imperial court asked me to serve here? It is to use my legal skills to punish those of you who are unruly. If you don't believe it, just leave and try."
"I still don't believe you are evil."
Cao Dongdong jumped on the carriage, raised his head and said: "Let's go."
Zhang Fei said: "Go away. As a brother, I will not send the indictment to Queen Mother Cao."
"Taozi, give me the money."
Cao Dongdong glared at Zhang Fei angrily, "Just wait, I will check the thirty-seven traffic regulations when I get back."
Ma Xiaoyi said with a look of admiration: "Third brother, you are really overbearing as a patrol officer."