Chapter 97: You'll get used to it if you call too much
Gift?
It can only be said that Zhang Fei thinks too much.
There are not many people who come to enjoy the wedding wine.
Cao Dongdong and the others spent most of the night playing in Baifanlou last night, and spent half the night with Zhang Fei. They made trouble until dawn, but they were so energetic that they didn't feel tired at all. They came here again to have fun. By the way, where did Zhang Fei go last night? What did you do?
"Third brother! Third brother! Come out quickly, brothers are here to congratulate you."
"Gao Niangzi."
"What a high lady, you want to call me Mrs. Zhang."
"Mrs. Zhang."
.....
As soon as I returned to my home, I heard Cao Dongdong and others shouting indiscriminately.
"What are you talking about so early in the morning?"
Zhang Fei walked over with a sullen face.
If you don't bring a gift, how can you show them a good face?
"Zhang San!"
Cao Dongdong flashed, no, skipped, jumped in front of Zhang Fei, put a hand on Zhang Fei's shoulder, "Zhang San, you actually lied to me."
Zhang Fei asked: "What are you lying to?"
Cao Dongdong said: "You still say that you have not been dealt with by anyone?"
Zhang Fei was surprised and said: "How do you know...ahem, how do you say this?"
Cao Dongdong hummed: "Don't think I don't understand. Which untouched man would choose Yehe for the first time? It doesn't work even if he lies down, but can he do it standing up?"
"Yehe?" Zhang Fei said in surprise.
Cao Dongdong looked at him with contempt: "I went out with a widow in the middle of the night to get drunk. Who would believe this?"
Zhang Fei immediately looked at him with contempt: "What is Yehe? If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense. This is obviously a car shock!"
"The car...the car shook?"
Cao Dongdong blinked and said thoughtfully: "So that's what I call Che Zhen?"
As he said that, his eyes lit up, "Wonderful! Wonderful! What a wonderful word! The car shook, what a car. Haha!"
The more I think about it, the more I like it.
Beast!
Zhang Fei couldn't help but curse secretly in his heart, but his eyes were filled with envy.
It would be nice if there was a car tremor, MD, full of bullets, actually lost it in Meng!
How sad!
Ma Xiaoyi said hehely: "Brother is still smart. As soon as I heard that Third Brother you didn't go back, I knew what you did, Third Brother. It pissed off Brother a lot... Uh-huh!"
Before he could finish speaking, Cao Dongdong jumped over and covered his mouth with one hand.
Zhang Fei reacted, "It turns out you came to see me last night because you wanted to watch a live performance. I thought you really cared about me."
Cao Dongdong said hurriedly: "You care, why don't you care? I'm just afraid that you don't know how to do it, so I want to teach you a few moves. Call the bride out quickly and let us see if she is more moisturized."
Zhang Fei said: "I was tired for most of last night and I am resting, so don't disturb her."
Cao Dongdong looked Zhang Fei up and down.
Zhang Fei said depressedly: "What is your look like?"
Cao Dongdong said: "Half the night? I don't believe you are so powerful, why don't we go to Piaoxiang Tower to compete today!"
"Wonderful! Wonderful!" Ma Xiaoyi said excitedly: "Let me bear witness for you."
Is the current taste so strong? Zhang Fei said: "Can this be compared? Go, go, go, I don't have this desire to perform." After saying that, he quickly changed the subject, "I haven't told you yet, come to congratulate me without bringing a gift?
"
Ma Xiaoyi said: "Third brother, I spent nearly two thousand yuan for you last night, and everything is ours. How dare you let us bring you gifts?"
Last night, Zhang Fei got into the car with the beauty in his arms. Cao Dongdong and the others took care of all the procedures.
"that is!"
Cao Dongdong said: "I can be considered your matchmaker. When a matchmaker comes to your door, you don't even have to drink a glass of wine."
One thousand five hundred coins were exchanged for a dangerous situation, and I touched my little hand. This is not matchmaking wine, it is clearly moldy wine. Drink you guys to death!
Zhang Fei quickly ordered Li Si to buy some wine to entertain these guys.
However, these guys are just the beginning.
One after another, many people came to congratulate me.
"I didn't know that Saburo was so talented. He stunned Bai Fanlou with one poem and won the beauty back home. I haven't had such good stories in Tokyo for a long time."
Chen Maoqian cupped his hands repeatedly.
Needless to say, my idol's words are not amazing? Zhang Fei cupped his hands and smiled: "Where! Where! It's just a small scene. Haha!"
Ma Tianhao, who came with him, said: "Where is the bride? Hurry up and ask the bride to come out, let me wait and take a look."
Zhang Fei looked a little tired and said, "I worked hard for most of last night, and I'm still resting now."
"Most of the night?"
Ma Tianhao's eyes at this moment were exactly the same as Cao Dongdong's just now.
Zhang Fei really felt insulted, "If the members don't believe it, we can go to Piaoxiang Tower to compare notes."
Ma Tianhao was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Believe it, believe it! How could I not believe it?"
Zhang Fei turned to Fan Yong again and said, "Commissioner Fan, there is something I want to discuss with you."
Fan Yong asked: "What's the matter?"
Zhang Fei said: "I really like the groom who sent me back yesterday. I wonder if I can bear the pain and give that groom to me."
Fan Yong blinked and said sarcastically: "It's fine to give it to you, but I can't bear to part with it."
A groom, what do you think?
"Thank you very much."
.....
Later, Fan Li and others also came to congratulate him.
You must know that it was just dawn, which changed Zhang Fei's view of the media in the Northern Song Dynasty.
Is it transmitted so quickly?
It turns out that the reason why the news spread so quickly was all because of that one word.
If you just buy a woman back, no matter how beautiful she is, it won't cause any trouble, but a good poem can spread throughout Bianjing immediately.
You must know that today's public opinion is controlled by literati, and what they like spreads very quickly.
The key point is that Zhang Fei also gave up his arrogance on the spot.
This also stimulated the literary world of the Northern Song Dynasty.
As more and more people came to congratulate him, there was almost no room left in the room, and Zhang Fei realized for the first time that I knew so many people.
Most of them were businessmen, and some businessmen only chatted with Zhang Fei for a few words and came to congratulate him.
They all knew in their hearts that after Zhang Fei won Cao Dongdong's lawsuit, his status was no longer the same.
At least the Cao family owes him a favor.
After sitting down, they started clamoring to see the bride.
This is of course led by Cao Dongdong and others.
There is no other way. When people come to congratulate, the newlyweds don't show up, which is unreasonable.
So Zhang Fei went to the back hall to invite Gao Wenyin.
"ah?"
Gao Wenyin's red lips were slightly open, slightly revealing her neat white teeth, and her pair of big and bright almond-shaped eyes looked at Zhang Fei with tears in her eyes.
"You what?"
Zhang Fei said: "This is a fact! I did spend money to buy you."
"I...I thought..."
The more Gao Wenyin talked, the lower his head dropped.
Zhang Fei said: "Do you think that since I am so upright, kind, handsome, and unrestrained, seeing that you are so pitiful and planning to seek death for your husband, I will definitely give you your freedom and will not force you?"
Gao Wenyin nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice. The frequency was so fast that it made her chest tremble.
Zhang Fei showed a charming smile, "Mrs. Gao, you are right, but you are so gentle, virtuous, considerate, and righteous. You are not inferior to women, and you are willing to sell yourself for your brothers. It should be.
I know that one thousand five hundred guan is not a small amount, so you have to pay me back, and then you decide whether you will live or die."
Gao Wenyin raised her head and looked at Zhang Fei pitifully.
Zhang Fei asked: "Did I say something wrong?"
Gao Wenyin nodded and said: "You are right, I...I should indeed pay you back, but...but I can't afford so much money."
Zhang Fei asked: "Then what do you think we should do?"
Gao Wenyin frowned, nodded and said: "Okay, I will find a way to pay you back, and then I'll leave."
"Then it's settled."
Zhang Fei snapped his fingers, "There is another question, that is, in what capacity do you live in my house? I can't say that there are a lot of wanted criminals in my house, right? I'm not ready yet. If this happens, I'll alert you.
..."
Before he could finish speaking, Gao Wenyin said: "I... I'll pretend to be your wife first, but... I'm just pretending."
"Madam please!"
Zhang Fei immediately stood up and stretched his hand towards the door.
Gao Wenyin's cheeks were as red as the rising sun. After hesitating for a while, she stretched out her hand and placed it on Zhang Fei's hand.
Zhang Fei said in surprise: "What are you doing? I just asked you to go out."
Gao Wenyin retracted her hand as fast as lightning, and the blush on her face changed from morning glow to sunset glow, which was even more bright and moving.
Zhang Fei suppressed a smile and said, "Madam, please."
"please."
"Look at this name..."
"Husband...husband, please."
When it came to the latter part, Zhang Fei didn't hear it clearly anyway, but he could only make do with it and said hehe, "It's okay! I'll get used to it if I yell."
As soon as the two of them arrived at the door, Zhang Fei suddenly called out again: "Wait a minute."
"What's wrong?"
Gao Wenyin turned her head and looked at Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei thought for a while, "Can you pretend that your foot is injured and you have difficulty walking?"
Gao Wenyin wondered: "Why?"
"Because this can...forget it, it's better to stop pretending. It will be even more embarrassing if you are found out. Let's go, let's go."
...
The two came to the front hall.
It has to be said that when the two of them stood in the hall, they were really talented and beautiful, which made all the guests' eyes light up, and even made Cao Dongdong bow his head and stamp his feet, regretting his mistake.
So under the leadership of Cao Dongdong, everyone started a round of crazy and vindictive toasting.
Zhang Fei never rejects anyone who comes.
Although he has never been married, he has attended many weddings. Nine times out of ten, the wine in the groom's cup is mixed with water. He understands this routine.
Besides, this lady next to me is still a fake lady, so she must drink fake wine!
Real wine is not worth it.
From the morning to the afternoon, the guests began to leave one after another. It must be said that the house was full of people during their commotion, and it really felt like home.
Zhang Fei's heart was also full.
"call!"
In front of the door, Zhang Fei breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "It's finally over."
Gao Wenyin on the side said: "Husband, I will go back to the house to rest first."
"Well, Madam, please go to bed early!"
"...!"
After the two of them finished speaking, they were startled in unison, and then looked at each other in tacit agreement.
In the end, Gao Wenyin was defeated and fled.
"Ha ha.....!"
It made Zhang Fei burst out laughing.
"It seems that the groom is very happy today!"
Suddenly Xu Zhiqian came over and asked with a smile: "Are you fake or real?"
Zhang Fei said angrily: "Don't you know if it's true or false?"
Xu Zhiqian said: "But I see you are very happy."
Zhang Fei snorted: "I'm happy, but if it's true, how can I deal with them?"
Xu Zhiqian asked curiously: "How do you say this?"
"Children, don't ask too many questions."
After saying that, he turned around and walked into the hall.
"You're just a kid!"
Xu Zhiqian chased after her again, looking around: "Where is the bride?"
Zhang Fei glared at her: "Have you ever finished it? You spent 1,500 yuan to buy a fake wife, and you made her look sexy. You really pissed me off."
Xu Zhiqian chuckled and asked again: "That's right! Where did you copy that poem from?"
Zhang Fei looked her over and said, "Do you know the lyrics too?"
Xu Zhiqian hummed: "Don't pretend to be in front of me. You can't even understand how to write an article. How can you write such quatrains?"
Zhang Fei smiled disdainfully: "What do you know? I am an inspirational player. If you can stimulate my inspiration, I can write better."
"Yeah?"
Xu Zhiqian really didn't believe it, "But I don't know how to stimulate your inspiration?"
Zhang Fei said: "It's very simple, it just made me lustful, but..." He looked at Xu Zhiqian for a moment, "You have no chance."
"Bah! You're a scoundrel, you're full of bad ideas." Xu Zhiqian glared at him fiercely.
"Believe it or not."
Zhang Fei shrugged slightly.
Xu Zhiqian was furious, but she couldn't speak. She held it in for a long time before saying, "Senior Brother Wang will come to congratulate you later."
Zhang Fei asked: "By the way! When will I drink your wedding wine?"
Xu Zhiqian said hurriedly: "Don't talk nonsense, Senior Brother Wang and I are just brothers and sisters, we have nothing else to do."
"Wow... why are you so nervous?" Zhang Fei said, "It seems like the two of us are having an affair."
Xu Zhiqian stood up suddenly and was about to have a fit when she suddenly heard a burst of hearty laughter coming from the door, "Zhang Sanlang, congratulations, congratulations."