Chapter 600: Brother Niu, I heard that my sister-in-law has an affair with a monkey(1/2)
Sun Wukong was shocked on the spot. Tang Sanzang's idea coincided with his, and he also planned this.
He fought against the Bull Demon King and ugly ghosts and monsters, was knocked down repeatedly, and got up again and again. The scene of the heroic and unyielding hero at the end of his life made those who heard it sad and those who saw it shed tears.
The onlookers Tang Sanzang howled and cried, responsible for setting the atmosphere and lighting the scene.
Finally, the two masters and apprentices performed a literary drama, in which he dragged his body and sacrificed himself behind the palace, watching in tears that Tang Sanzang was swept away by ugly ghosts and monsters, and finally came a step late to collect Tang Sanzang's body after the banquet.
The tragedy ends and the theme is perfectly sublimated.
This script, just by thinking about it, almost made Sun Wukong laugh to tears. It can be said to be impeccable, but...
When his plan came out of Tang Sanzang's mouth, he felt terrible.
When executing a plan, the active party should be the one who takes the initiative under the supervision of the passive party. So who is the active party?
For a moment, Sun Wukong suspected that Tang Sanzang had peeked at the script. If this was true, then he would have great fun.
Literary drama can't bring tears, the whole performance is awkward, but martial arts drama is the same as before, and you can't escape after a beating.
It's not appropriate. I racked my brains to write and act myself, but ended up getting nothing except being beaten. It's too cheap.
Absolutely not, we can’t afford to lose that monkey!
Thinking again about how he just told the Bull Demon King to be more vigorous and not to pity him just because he is a delicate flower, Sun Wukong couldn't help but sweat profusely. If he didn't know what kind of monkey he was, he would have doubted whether he had that kind of hobby.
This Tang Sanzang's level is too high, today's plan must be adjusted, it is best to cancel it directly.
"Wukong! Wukong?!"
Tang Sanzang raised his hand and waved in front of Sun Wukong. Seeing that his eyes were crooked and his mouth was slanted as he wandered away, he pressed his shoulders with his hands and kindly helped him turn around: "Wukong, don't be in a daze. The monster attacking you is coming. Protect him quickly.
Be a teacher."
Bah, bald donkey!
Did you ask me to protect you? You clearly asked me to die.
Sun Wukong had a gloomy expression on his face, regretting that he had made a plan rashly without finding out the depth of Tang Sanzang. He took a deep breath, tightened the stick in his hand, and winked at the Bull Demon King with excitement.
"Hahaha"
The Bull Demon King held the three-stranded steel fork and laughed and said: "Smelly monkey, you are treacherous. You promised to dedicate Tang Sanzang to me, but later regretted it and went back on your promise. Today I will personally come to arrest Tang Sanzang."
, let’s see where you can run.”
While talking, the Bull Demon King noticed that the monkey's eyes were looking wrong, turning left and right, up and down, as if to convey some kind of signal.
After pondering for a moment, the Bull Demon King whispered: "Brother Montenegro, what's going on with the monkey? Is it cramping?"
"Maybe, blame me, the punch just now was too hard." Liao Wenjie nodded seriously.
"Be careful next time, you are the monkey after all."
The Bull Demon King whispered something, and then shouted sternly: "Smelly monkey, why don't you hurry up and lead me to death!"
After saying this, he swung three steel forks across the air, setting off a storm that roared across the border, blowing up sand and dust. Tang Sanzang became unsteady and fell to the ground to avoid being swept away by the strong wind.
"Wukong, he is right, hurry up and die."
Tang Sanzang struggled to block the wind and sand and urged: "Hurry up, my master is about to fly!"
Sun Wukong cursed secretly, shouted loudly, manifested his original appearance, picked up the golden cudgel and flew towards the Bull Demon King and Liao Wenjie.
1.3 meters tall, with sharp teeth, a hairy face, a thunderous mouth, and four big flags fluttering in the wind behind him.
"Hey, Brother Niu, please forgive me for being new here. I don't know big people in person. Why is this Monkey King so different from my impression?" Liao Wenjie raised his brows and pulled out the refined black broad sword as he spoke.
"It's just different. Monkeys mess around all day long and become even crazier after following Tang Sanzang. There's nothing surprising about it." Bull Demon King explained.
"Really...but I always feel like something is wrong."
"Brother Montenegro, you just think too much. The monkey is coming. Remember to act according to the plan, lest he goes crazy again after everything is over." A flash of light flashed in the Bull Demon King's eyes, and he rushed out first with a steel fork.
Liao Wenjie followed closely behind the Bull Demon King, raised his hand and brushed the hilt of the broadsword, turning it into a war gun. He came in second, swung the war gun and hit the monkey hard.
Ding!!
Sun Wukong raised his golden cudgel to block. He felt that the ugly ghosts and monsters were so powerful that he could not help but rate them higher.
At the same time, he glared and winked again.
Monkey: The plan has changed. Let’s talk about it later. Just follow my eyes.
Liao Wenjie: Look at your sister, you are the only one with the big eyes, right?
His eyes widened, and while Sun Wukong raised his hands high and opened the middle door, he flew up and kicked Sun Wukong hard in the chest.
There was a muffled sound, and Sun Wukong, feeling extremely depressed, fell into the sea of sand from the sky, causing a cluster of sandstorms to fly up.
At this time, the Bull Demon King rushed over. Seeing that the monkey acted according to the plan and did not make any extraordinary moves, the remaining doubts were forgotten. The muscles of both arms swelled in a circle, and he swept away Kaijin with a powerful and heavy sweep.
He hoops the stick, then lowers his head and raises his head, and throws the monkey high into the sky with a bull's head.
During this period, Sun Wukong winked again. It's understandable that the new guy couldn't understand. The Bull Demon King is a veteran in society and will definitely understand the profound meaning of his expression.
However, it was of no use. Lao Niu had been wanting to beat the monkey for a day or two. He refused to give up the great opportunity no matter what, and ignored the look in his eyes that he would strike softly. He exerted so much strength that even the veins in his neck were visible.
Just looking at his real acting skills, one can imagine how disgusting Monkey was in the past.
Bang! Bang! Bang
Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King one occupied the high altitude and the other squatted on the ground, beating Sun Wukong back and forth like a sandbag.
One of them is a monster, and the other is letting go and restraining himself. The skills he showed are about half as good as those of a monkey. The other one is not much different from a monkey at first. He beats the monkey up and down and makes him scream wildly.
After several glances, Sun Wukong seriously doubted that his two teammates understood, but pretended not to understand.
Unwilling to be beaten, he immediately gave up using his eyes to convey the message, became fierce in mid-air, and rushed towards Liao Wenjie with billowing demonic energy.
Bang! Bang! Bang
The sandbags continued to fly up and down, and Liao Wenjie and the Bull Demon King had a great fight. Sun Wukong shed tears of frustration at the corner of his eyes, admitting that the skills of his two teammates were not inferior to his, and it was very difficult for one to fight two.
"Brother Niu, don't fight yet, I..."
"Stop talking nonsense and look at the fork!"
Bang!!
"ugly……"
"Ugly sister, you are the ugliest!"
Bang!
After being beaten and beaten again and again, unable to speak, and being ignored even with winks, Sun Wukong shut himself up, gritted his teeth and let go of the stick in his hand, letting the two monsters unleash their brute force on him.
Bang!!
The Bull Demon King flew over Sun Wukong with his head. Seeing Liao Wenjie panting at a high altitude, he knew that the martial arts show was almost over. When the monkey fell down again, he collided with him and sent him flying to the feet of Tang Sanzang.
The monkey's head was stuck on the ground, and he fell upside down in front of Tang Sanzang. He forced himself to pull out the monkey's head, which had a bruised nose and swollen face. Two nosebleeds flowed down in time.
It's not acting, it's really miserable.
"Wukong, you are working too hard."
Tang Sanzang raised his hand in front of Sun Wukong and wiped away the nosebleed with his sleeve: "Okay, that's enough. It can be seen that you are indeed no match for those two monsters, but it's not that easy for them to kill you. What should we do next?
, Do you want to scream for the master?"
Out of contempt for his IQ, the monkey was furious on the spot and gritted his teeth and said: "No, you wait here, the warm-up is over, I'm going to beat them to death!"
"Wukong, why not forget it."
Tang Sanzang said kindly: "You are thick-skinned and thick-skinned, and you won't die even if you take another beating. But monks are compassionate, so you can't make my teacher feel uncomfortable."
Sure enough, you know everything!
Sun Wukong's eyes widened and he said in dissatisfaction: "Yes, I called those two monsters, but Master, you know that I have no one to subjugate monsters. I deliberately spread the word in order to catch them all."
, I don’t intend to sell you.”
"Wukong, as long as you are happy."
"Master, it's good that you know."
Sun Wukong sucked in the unstoppable nosebleed, turned around suddenly, and transformed into a gorilla with red eyes. He roared at the full moon in the sky, swung his arms and beat his chest.
Lively.
Frustrated.
"Brother Niu, the monkey's performance is over. I'm going to catch Tang Sanzang. You give the monkey the final blow." Liao Wenjie whispered.
"That's right. It's up to me, Lao Niu, to do the final blow."
The Bull Demon King muttered that the monkey's acting skills were getting better and better, and he was good enough to win the first place tonight. He didn't want to be a green leaf, put away his pitchfork, transformed into a giant bull with a mouth full of steel teeth, and ran towards the gorilla with a rumble.
The strong wind howled, the yellow sand flew, and the two giant beasts collided and began the most primitive wrestling.
Liao Wenjie took one look and stopped caring. He ducked in front of Tang Sanzang and saw him meditating peacefully amidst the stormy waves. He secretly praised him in his heart.
This version of Tang Sanzang has perseverance and wisdom, and can be said to be the most perfect template for a Buddhist scripture learner, but...
To be continued...