Chapter 600: Brother Niu, I heard that my sister-in-law has an affair with a monkey(2/2)
Precisely because it is too wise, the Nine Nine and Eighty-One Difficulties are indispensable to it, unable to highlight the twists and turns and difficulties on the road to learning, and it cannot become the final template.
"Elder Tang, we haven't seen each other for just a few days. Why are you so unfamiliar with your monkey training skills?"
"..."
Tang Sanzang was stunned when he heard this, and then smiled lightly and said: "The donor doesn't know something. This Wukong has a deep demonic nature and is extremely naughty. It will take some time to make him go crazy. We can't rush him or make him mad."
What does it mean to make him crazy?
A string of question marks floated across Liao Wenjie's forehead. He couldn't figure out the specific process of Tang Sanzang's monkey training. When he was about to ask a question, he saw Tang Sanzang holding a Zen staff and banging it on his forehead.
The Zen staff fell to the ground, Tang Sanzang was concussed and fell into a coma, and fell happily at Liao Wenjie's feet.
He is a character, worthy of being the reincarnation of the abbot's second disciple.
Liao Wenjie raised his hand and grabbed Tang Sanzang's collar, leaping into the air: "Brother Niu, Monkey, Tang Sanzang has been captured by me, you don't need to fight anymore."
Boom! Boom! Boom
In the field, the red-eyed gorilla held two horns and raised and lowered its knees continuously. Each blow hit the Bull Demon King's big face like a battering ram.
The bull's nose was bleeding, his steel teeth were shattered, and the Bull Demon King's eyes were filled with mucus and tears, mixed with dirty blood and dripping onto the sand.
"Don't fight anymore!" Liao Wenjie held up Tang Sanzang and made a trumpet shape with his other hand.
The two monsters fighting turned a deaf ear. The Bull Demon King roared angrily, raised his head and threw away the arms holding his horns. The two horns flashed a metallic color and stabbed the gorilla's chest fiercely.
Two streams of blood arrows sprayed out, and two bloody holes were opened in the gorilla's chest. In his ferocious rage, he ignored the injuries on his chest, raised his arms high above his head, and struck the Bull Demon King with all his strength.
Yellow sand rose into the sky, and the gorilla and the giant bull fell to the ground at the same time, groaning and panting.
"Don't fight anymore"
After a while, the gorilla and the giant bull collided again, causing a rumble and flying dust in the sky.
At dawn, when the first ray of sunshine in the morning shone on the earth, the Bull Demon King opened his heavy eyes and looked around with difficulty. When he saw the smelly monkey who was still sleeping soundly, he couldn't help but feel disgusted and flew away with his kick.
Kick away.
"Brother Niu, are you awake?"
Liao Wenjie took two steps forward, stuffed the cooked food wrapped in oil paper into the Bull Demon King's hand, and said awkwardly: "You two fought too hard last night and got really angry. I didn't even yell, and I didn't know whether I should stop him or not."
, so...that’s it.”
"Brother Montenegro did the right thing. I have long been displeased with the smelly monkey. Teach him a lesson and I feel a lot better."
The Bull Demon King used a transformation technique to cover up the bruises on his nose and face, then opened the oil paper and stuffed his mouth with meat: "Yes, it's quite chewy. What is this...wait a minute, this can't be Tang Monk's meat, right?"
"No, Tang Sanzang is tied up there. This is beef. I rushed to the next city overnight to buy it."
"Ah... Brother Montenegro is interested. I'll try monkey meat next time. I've been enjoying this lately."
The Bull Demon King shook the head of the drowsy bull. Thinking that he seemed to be unwilling to give up beef, he swallowed it into his belly. He looked at Tang Sanzang who was tied up into flowers and snakes by cassocks and Zen staffs, and frowned: "Black Mountain
Brother, did Tang Sanzang wake up last night?"
"No, this monk is a ruthless character. When he heard that I was going to arrest him, he knocked himself out."
"he himself?!"
The Bull Demon King was stunned: "With such cooperation, he never thought of resisting?"
"Aren't all monks like this?"
"That's true."
The Bull Demon King nodded, put his hand in his mouth and whistled, summoned his mount, the water-avoiding golden-eyed beast, threw Tang Sanzang upwards, and rushed back to his cave.
"Brother Niu, the monk has been captured, so I won't accompany you..."
"Brother Heishan, you were the one who captured Tang Sanzang. Please note that Tang Sanzang is the first to be captured. If Tang Sanzang loses his flesh, no one will be able to do without you."
The Bull Demon King grabbed Liao Wenjie who was about to run away: "Besides, I didn't have enough fun last time when I drank. It's better to hit the sun than to choose another day, and today is the day."
"Well, you're still busy arranging your sister's marriage and taking in concubines yourself..."
Liao Wenjie changed his words mid-sentence: "Brother Niu, as far as I know, you have a wife. Does your sister-in-law know about taking concubines?"
"So what if she knows, so what if she doesn't know, I'm still afraid of her!"
The Bull Demon King widened his eyes and explained his family position: "I don't know where you heard some crazy talk. Today, brother, I will tell you face to face. I have the final say in the Niu family. It has been in the past and it will be in the future."
, let me tell you, that yellow-faced woman doesn’t dare to catch chickens. If she hadn’t been away, I would definitely demonstrate it to you on the spot.”
"Brother Niu, Niu!"
"Well, as long as you know, I'm not a ostentatious person. I always have the image of loving my wife outside, so don't tell anyone about it."
"Brother Niu, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense."
Liao Wenjie nodded repeatedly, glanced at the monkey lying upside down on the sand in the distance, and whispered: "Brother Niu, there is something I don't know whether to say or not."
"Tell me, is there anything else that shouldn't be discussed between us brothers?"
"I heard, I heard, there were rumors about the sister-in-law and the monkey...well, I don't know, you know."
"Hahaha-"
Chapter completed!