This world has the same history as the original world, but it has produced a completely different culture.

Tang Shuang does not have the inexplicable sense of superiority that a time traveler has, even though he brings with him thousands of years of cultural accumulation from another world.

His ex-girlfriend still understood him very well, and saw through that Tang Shuang was hopeless. He was already in the advanced stage of laziness cancer, and he was afraid of trouble. Just as Tang Sanjian was worried - this boy didn't have the vigor that a young man should have, and he was lazy all day long.

, not making progress.

This old man is so angry!

Tang Shuang, who lives a leisurely life, of course wants to have a comfortable sleep on the first morning of summer vacation.

But a wise man will make a mistake after all his considerations. He forgot to lock the door! As a result, as soon as the dream reached its critical point, he was cruelly pulled back to reality. In a trance, he saw a little person in his room, screaming and jumping around.

Like a cute rabbit coming out of the cage.

"Candy! Get out quickly before I cause trouble for you~" After Tang Shuang said this, she fell into another dream.

"I'm not!" Tang Tang was not afraid at all, and threats had lost their effect on her.

Today she was wearing a small white T-shirt and a pair of small blue denim shorts with overalls. At first glance, she looked like a girl with excess energy.

The little girl climbed onto Tang Shuang's bed on her hands and knees, squatted next to Tang Shuang's head, and scribbled on his face with a red paintbrush. She watched the proud painting gradually take shape on Xiao Shuangzi's face, giggling happily, but afraid

It woke up Xiao Shuangzi, who had to suppress her laughter, like a little weasel stealing a chicken for the first time.

Tang Shuang woke up from a tingling sensation, held Tangtang'er in her arms...and continued to sleep.

Candy struggled for a while, then regained his freedom with a gasp. He added two more strokes on Tang Shuang's face. Feeling very satisfied, he put the brush in the small pocket of his denim shorts, and then jumped on the very elastic bed.

——This is her favorite thing to do.

Tang Shuang woke up from a small earthquake and shook the mountains. She resisted the urge to throw the candy out. She sleepily wanted to hide the candy under the bed and suppress it under the "Five Elements Mountain", but the girl was very flexible.

He avoided it and shouted: "Come and catch me, you little pig!"

You little pig!

This little pig!

piggy!

pig!

Tang Shuang lay on the bed in pain. Past experience told him that the sweet dream in the morning ended here.

Candy is such an annoying person!

With the connivance of his parents, as the song title describes it, Tang Shuang was "powerless" against Tangtang'er, while Tangtang'er mastered his brother's "A Thousand Ways to Die".

…

When Tang Shuang got up, Candy ran away in a flash.

Girl! She really knows how to analyze the situation.

"Mom~Mom~ I woke up Xiao Shuangzi, can I have an ice cream today?"

Tang Shuang: "..."

After getting up, Tang Shuang passed by the kitchen and saw Tangtang'er helping Sister Xiangning prepare breakfast. At the same time, the conversation between the two floated out.

Sister Xiangning complained: "Your brother is getting more and more lazy, I will find a way to sell him..."

Candy: "Then no one will play with me."

Sister Xiangning: "You still have your mother, father and sister. Let's play with you."

Candy: "Who did you sell Xiaoshuangzi to?"

Sister Xiangning: "Sold to pig butchers."

Candy: "Ah! Do you want to kill him?"

Sister Xiangning: "..."

Tang Shuang stumbled and almost fell down. The sound of birds playing on the branches could be heard in his ears. The bright summer sunshine fell at his feet. The originally brilliant day suddenly became gloomy and depressing in his eyes.

"If I hadn't worshiped Buddha every day and had great blessings and great fortune, this little life would have been lost long ago."

…

Tang Shuang looked at herself in the mirror, her anger gathered in her dantian, and she roared to the sky: "Candy!!! You little piggy, come here quickly! I promise not to spread your butt!"

Candy in the kitchen instantly hid behind Sister Xiangning, staring at the door worried that Tang Shuang would chase her.

Sister Xiangning comforted her softly: "It's okay, it's okay. My brother is scaring you and won't do anything to you."

Sure enough, Tang Sanjian's voice sounded, "Why are you yelling so early in the morning! Be gentle to your sister!"

…

At the dining table, Tang Shuang squinted at Candy: "Why do you, little piggy, always look at me and laugh? I'm really handsome, right?"

Candy stood on a chair with a bowl of cornstarch in front of him and said with a smile: "Where's the carrot on your face?"

Tang Shuang endured it again and again. He had to see the situation clearly. Both the left and the right were Guang'er's helpers, and he couldn't take advantage of it at all.

"Wash it off!"

Candy covered her mouth with her hands and laughed - her mother said not to laugh while eating, but she was so proud and happy that she could only cover her mouth and laugh.

Tang Shuang sneered, put on a friendly smile, and said, "Candy, do you want to hear a very interesting story?"

"Yes!" Tangtang'er really took the bait, raised her butt, put her hands on her chin and looked at Tang Shuang hopefully.

Tang Sanjian finished his breakfast and was holding a martial arts novel seriously and reading it with gusto.

Huang Xiangning told Candy: "Hurry up and have breakfast, and listen to my brother telling stories while eating."

"I don't! I want to hear the story first."

Sister Xiangning wanted to persuade her, but Tang Shuang said with a smile: "Let her listen to the story first. After listening, she won't want to eat it."

Brother Sanjian raised his head and gave Tang Shuang a warning look.

"Once upon a time there was a big fish and a small fish." Tang Shuang said.

"I like the story of the little fish so much." Candy jumped up and down on the chair, and her mother was so frightened that she quickly held her back. "What are their names?"

"...no name."

"There must be a name!"

"...Okay~ The big fish is called Dashuang, and the small fish is called Xiaotang."

Candy felt something was a little strange, but she was too young to analyze it.

Tang Sanjian didn't even raise his head, but his voice came out: "If you make Candy cry, you will suffer the consequences!"

Look! Jiang is still old and hot, just like a master walking into an alley, he can already feel the murderous intent before the enemy appears.

Tang Shuangquan pretended not to hear the threat and said: "One day, the little fish asked the big fish: Big fish, big fish, what do you usually like to eat? Big fish.

Said: I like to eat slow little fish. Then the little fish died! Oh! It was Xiaotang who was eaten by Dashuang!"

Candy lowered his head and looked at the corn paste on the dining table. After so long, he only dug a hole: "Oh~ I made it~"

He jumped down from the chair with a click, twisted his little butt and ran to his small room.

"Candy, come back and finish the paste!" Sister Xiangning shouted, complaining to Tang Shuang: "Scaring my sister again!"

Tang Shuang hummed a little tune and finished the porridge in one gulp! Then she saw Candy coming back, holding her self-defense weapon - a mini water gun in the shape of a small yellow seahorse.

Candy proudly raised the little seahorse and said, "I'm not afraid of big fish. I feed it with a water gun."

Tang Shuang laughed: "Waiting with water? Are you kidding me? Fish are not afraid of water."

Candy: "Why aren't fish afraid of water?"

Tang Shuang laughed: "How can a fish be afraid of water when it lives in water? You don't even know this. You are really a kitten, puppy, and piglet."

Candy: "Mom~ Xiaoshuang bullied me!"

Tang Shuang laughed: "Don't complain if you can."

Candy: "Dad~ Xiaoshuang scolded me!"

Tang Sanjian came up with a bad idea: "Feed him with a water gun! See if he is afraid of water."

Candy: "Oh!"
Chapter completed!