"What! Are you going on a honeymoon? Haven't you all been married for more than 20 years? What kind of honeymoon is this?" Tang Shuang exclaimed.

"Son! Can't we have a honeymoon after being married for more than 20 years? The twenty-fifth wedding anniversary!" Tang Sanjian said very dissatisfied.

Tang Shuang: "It's not an integer. Don't go. It's summer vacation, and it's fun for the whole family to be reunited."

Tang Sanjian: "Don't make any trouble for me. I know what you are thinking."

Tang Shuang's little thoughts were discovered, and he laughed dryly: "...Why don't you go early? What should I do with Candy?"

"I leave Candy to you, isn't it the summer vacation? I'm going to play with my sister at home. If Candy loses weight, you will suffer the consequences!" Tang Sanjian said in his usual threatening tone.

"I'm bringing Candy?! I can't bring her." Tang Shuang was extremely frightened.

Hearing everyone discussing her, Tangtang'er finally looked away from the TV and looked at Tang Shuang in confusion.

"It's natural for a brother to take care of his sister. Why can't he take care of his sister? How do you know if you haven't tried it?"

"...She is so naughty~I can't control it."

Candy muttered: "It's annoying~ I'm not naughty."

The little guy still doesn't understand what's going on.

Tang San Jianyun waved his hands calmly: "That's nothing. You were more naughty when you were a child, and you've been raised differently. That's it. Your mother and I have already booked the tickets, and we'll leave tomorrow."

It turns out it’s a note, not a consultation! What a nonsense~

Tang Shuang asked feebly: "Mom, how long will you go? Are you going abroad?"

Huang Xiangning said: "I will go for 20 days, first to the Maldives, then to the Czech Republic, Hungary, Austria, Italy..."

"Can I bring two more people?" Tang Shuang asked. Mom is very talkative.

But Tang Sanjian was very embarrassed to talk, "Xiang Ning and I are on our honeymoon, and you, a big light bulb, have the nerve to follow me?!"

"How about bringing a small one? It's so small that it doesn't count as a light bulb."

"Don't even think about it. Although the nucleus is small, it is extremely powerful." Tang Sanjian said extremely irresponsibly.

It turns out that you also know that candy is not easy to bring.

Tang Shuang was paralyzed and unwilling to sow discord: "Candy, your parents are going on a trip without you!"

Tang Sanjian said proudly: "Candy already knows about it, and we can only decide on the itinerary with her consent."

Sure enough, Cantang'er was watching TV, and she said something like "Oh" as if nothing had happened, and even flattered her in a cute way: "Mom and Dad, the water in the sea is very deep, you must pay attention to safety."

Tang Sanjian said in a gentle voice that made his skin crawl: "Thank you, baby, mom and dad will miss you~"

Tang Shuang finally realized that in the eyes of Brother Sanjian, Tang Shuang's status was far inferior to Candy. In fact, he had known this cruel reality for a long time, but today he found that the gap had not narrowed, but had grown infinitely.

Already.

This broke his heart... but there was more!

Tang Sanjian and Huang Xiangning met on a blind date. They fell in love at first sight and were married for twenty years. During this period, they never had a single quarrel. They made the ordinary life of rice, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea seem like honey.

The two always have endless things to talk about and are used to complimenting each other. Huang Xiangning is a high school music teacher, and he truly respects and admires Tang Sanjian, an academic professor. But Brother Sanjian, when introduced to outsiders, he always calls Sister Xiangning "Sister Xiangning."

"My wife", when he is sober, he can still be reserved, but when he is drunk, he starts to praise her like crazy, "My wife... blah blah blah", a compliment that can only be found in heaven and cannot be seen on earth.

The two tolerated each other. Tang Sanjian's temper was sometimes very bad, but she could always treat him more tolerantly. As for Huang Xiangning, a typical Jiangnan woman, gentle as water, basically no brainer after marriage - this is not a curse.

If so, I would rather praise them for their good relationship and great trust.

Huang Xiangning opened a watermelon, dug out a piece of melon kernel with a spoon, and said, "Open your mouth!"

Tang Shuang and Tangtang'er turned their heads and opened their mouths at the same time, but the melon kernels were not handed to their mouths. Instead, they watched helplessly as they were eaten by Tang Sanjian. After eating, Brother Sanjian put on a naturally cool expression.

Tang Shuang and Tang Tang petrified in the wind...

Fortunately, my mother dug out another piece. This time it was their turn, but Tang Shuang couldn't compete with Tang Tang. The little guy said with a smile: "It's so sweet~Thank you, Mom~"

Tang Shuang opened her mouth in the air in embarrassment, like a stone lion with its mouth wide open at the door.

Fortunately, my mother dug out another piece... Hey~Tang Sanjian! Brother Sanjian snatched the food from the tiger's mouth!

During the whole process, Tang Sanjian didn't even look at Tang Shuang, and Candy laughed loudly.

Sister Xiangning pretended to be angry and kicked Brother Sanjian, but Brother Sanjian said annoyingly that he hadn't cut your toenails for a long time and they were already so long. He then trimmed his wife's toenails!

Get your toenails trimmed!

Toenails!

First!

Tangtang'er thought it was funny, and stretched out her chubby little feet to rest on Tang Shuang, "Xiao Shuang, cut your toenails!"

Tang Shuang felt hurt in her heart and had murderous eyes. She picked up a pair of big scissors and threatened, "Are you sure you want it?"

Candy: "Hey, I hate you!"

When it comes to showing affection, Tang Shuang only obeys Brother Sanjian and Sister Xiangning!

This bitch is cruel!

Fortunately, Tang Shuang is used to it, because this is the norm.

"You'd better travel as soon as possible and torture foreign dogs."

…

Huang Xiangning took out a thread-bound book with a blue cover, "Candy has to go to bed before ten o'clock every night and watch her at night. She likes to kick the quilt and often falls under the bed. She has to poop when she gets up in the morning... These are all recorded in

It’s in the book, put it away and read.”

Tang Shuang trembled and took the thread-bound book, which looked like a martial arts secret book. On the blue cover, there were a few lines of handwritten official script "Many Ways to Take Care of Tang Tang".

Many ways?!

I flipped through it randomly and found that there are indeed many methods, far exceeding the auspicious number 108!

Just by looking at the handwriting, you can tell that it was written by the hero Tang Sanjian.

Holding this crystallization of wisdom, Tang Shuang deeply felt the great responsibility, which was not in line with his character. What he wanted was a life as free as the wind, so he tactfully evaded: "If you entrust me with such an important task, will you?"

Are you being a little hasty? What if the candy is lost, touched, dropped, or makes you cry?"

Tang Sanjian interrupted fiercely: "Then I'll fire you, fry you, fry you, or stew you!"

Tang Shuang: "...To put it bluntly, you just want to eat me up. You don't need to be so cruel to your son. Just be gentle."

Cantang'er hugged Bai Jingjing, turned her head and said, "Xiaoshuang~ I'm going to the dog park, and I'm going to..."

There are a lot of big things... Okay, the little guy has planned his days so carefully.

You really know how to live your life!

"Wow~" Bai Jingjing agreed, this is a West Highland White Terrier puppy, only one and a half years old.

Tang Shuang gave an extremely perfunctory cry, which made Tangtang'er very unhappy. She acted coquettishly to Tang Sanjian: "Dad! What should I do if Xiao Shuangzi scolds me and beats me after you leave? I haven't grown up yet and I can't beat him."

Tang Sanjian said: "Baby, just call your father, your sister, your uncle, your second uncle, your aunt, your second mother, your cousin, your cousin... and they will make the decision for you."

As soon as Tangtang'er heard that so many people were on her side, she immediately became angry and became lawless again. She ordered Tang Shuangyi: "Xiaoshuang! Fill my little seahorse with water~"

It’s good that I didn’t throw the trash can for you, Tang Shuang thought to herself, “What kind of little biscuit do you think you dare to boss me around?”

Then, he held "Many Ways to Take Care of Tangtang" in his hands with frustration and walked heavily upstairs...

Candy asked: "Xiaoshuang, where are you going? Aren't you going to fill my little seahorse with water?"

Tang Shuang thought, you should find it first and then talk about it, ha!
Chapter completed!