The meal changed from lively to cold.
Yun Song ate depressedly.
Eat too much.
As a result, my stomach hurts!
Yun Song originally wanted to stand upright and wait until he returned to the Wang family's residence before going to the latrine.
After all, it's a bit unprofessional to have a dinner party like this.
He pushed hard again and again, and finally reached the end of the meal. Gou Wenwu waved and told him to record the accounts.
Yun Song stood up coyly and was about to say goodbye.
Gou Wenwu said generously: "Come on, a theater troupe came to the town the day before yesterday. Let's go to the theater together!"
Wang Youde is a loser who is proficient in everything from eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling.
His eyes lit up and he asked: "A troupe is here? Why didn't I know? How are the little girls in it? Are they good-looking? Are they living well?"
He knew that what he said next was very indecent, so he pretended to be upright and smiled at Yun Song: "It makes the real person laugh, we two have such a similar odor - wait, where did the stench come from?"
Yun Song quickly stopped shaking the front of his Taoist robe secretly, and asked with difficulty: "You really want to go to the theater, right?"
Wang Youde said matter-of-factly: "Yes!"
"The little girl in the theater troupe is so cool." Gou Wenwu smiled ambiguously.
Yunsong was speechless.
He took a deep breath to calm down his Dantian and said: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, I need to use the toilet on the trail!"
The waiter took a step forward and said with a smile: "Hey, I'm sorry, Master. Our toilet is being repaired. It will be repaired tomorrow. How about you come back tomorrow?"
Yun Song considers himself a sharp-tongued person.
He rarely had anything to say.
But this time he met his opponent, and the waiter’s words left him with nowhere to complain!
It was Wang Youde who gave him a good idea: "Master, if you are in a hurry to go to the hut, then go to Gou's Mansion. Anyway, Gou's Mansion is right next to it."
Gou Wenwu's expression changed and he waved his hands hastily.
Yun Song's stomach rumbled for a while, and he quickly pressed Gou Wenwu's hand and shouted, "It's causing trouble for Mr. Gou's family!"
Yun Song hurried downstairs, hurried to Gou Mansion, hurriedly opened the door and asked hastily: "Where is the latrine?"
People have three urgent needs!
It’s hard for a good man to stand up to a bad situation!
Lao Tu pointed to the west, and Yun Song rolled up the front of his Taoist robe and ran over.
Looking at his back, the old man seemed to suddenly remember something. He was about to shout, but Yun Song had disappeared.
The huts in Gou Mansion are quite easy to find. Their family has a large business and is very particular about their business. The huts have three small rooms and are quite similar to modern toilets.
Yunsong has experience in going to the toilet. If there are multiple toilets lined up, you must go to the last toilet.
According to the Shakiba-Hulai theory in psychology, people often have serious laziness in the toilet. They can take one less step but not one more step. They can go to the first toilet but not the second one, so the last one
Toilets tend to be cleaner.
Yunsong went straight to the last toilet room and stretched out his hand to open the door.
Very clean indeed.
So he squatted in comfortably.
Machine gun fire from the front, artillery fire from behind...
Yun Song was in a happy group when he suddenly realized something: he was running too fast and seemed to have forgotten to bring paper!
Just when he was panicking, footsteps sounded outside: "Tala, Tala, Tala..."
Someone came holding shoes.
Hearing this voice, Yun Song felt happy. He bought a pillow for his sleepiness and bought a bezoar from the heat. He was short of toilet paper here, so someone came to the latrine.
The sound of shoes being pulled on came closer and closer to the door of the hut, but then gradually faded away.
Yun Song became anxious and shouted: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord! Donors outside, hey, hey, hey, don't leave, can you hear me?"
"day!"
The sound of pulling shoes has faded away.
Yun Song was feeling depressed when the sound came back to his ears.
"Tala, Taala, Taala..."
Yun Song quickly shouted: "Don't go, Xiaodao is your master's guest. There will be no toilet paper here. Do you have any extra toilet paper?"
The footsteps stopped.
There was no sound of speaking.
Yun Song was waiting for him to bring in the paper, but the sound of his shoes being pulled on came again!
The sound went away and came closer, then went away again and continued to come closer, like someone walking slowly back and forth with worn-out shoes...
Yunsong felt something was wrong. He reached out and slowly pushed open the toilet door to see what was going on outside.
Then there was a creaking sound, and the toilet door next to it opened and closed again: "Bang!"
Yun Song asked tentatively: "Friend next door, do you have paper? If you don't have paper, you can use some toilet chips. If you don't have anything, there will always be lumps, right?"
It was quiet in the restroom next door.
But soon there was a strange sound, like a person gasping wildly: "Huchi Huchi, Huchi Huchi..."
Yun Song wondered if this was constipation? Do you still have to exert so much effort to go to the toilet?
In fact, it is not good to use too much force when going to the toilet. He has a friend who used too much force in the toilet and broke his cerebral blood vessels. He ended up in the ICU after going to the toilet.
He was hesitating whether to remind the next door, but the sound from the next door changed and turned into the sound of banging on the door and hitting the wooden board: "Bang, bang, bang, bang!"
Soon the sound changed and turned into a high-pitched and harsh sound: "Creak, creak, creak..."
It's like someone scraping hard wood with their fingernails.
Yunsong's heart sank, this is wrong!
Considering that there should be no one outside and no one would know that he was wearing pants without wiping his butt, he shook his butt and stood up and pushed the door open.
The afterglow of the sunset is still there.
But the light has weakened.
The outside of the toilet was empty, and the door of the toilet next door was tightly closed.
He hesitated and knocked on the door: "Is there anyone inside? Someone screams, otherwise I will think that there is a ghost hiding inside."
"Pindao is the successor of Zhang Tianshi of Longhu Mountain. His methods of slaying demons are ruthless. If you were accidentally injured, don't blame Pindao for not warning you!"
There was no sound, but the sound of nails digging into hard wood was still getting louder and harsher.
Yunsong grabbed the toilet door and pulled it out.
It suddenly became quiet inside.
There was no sound at all.
Dead silence!
silent!
All quiet!
Yun Song gritted his teeth and pulled hard on the toilet door. There was a "click" sound, like a wooden board breaking, and the toilet door was suddenly pulled open.
As soon as the toilet door opened, an empty toilet and bright yellow talismans appeared in front of him.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The door opened and the wind blew, and the talisman fluttered in the wind, revealing the wooden board behind it.
There were finger marks on the wooden board behind the talisman, as if someone had dug them out with fingernails, and the color was a strange dark red.
It's dried blood.
Seeing this scene, Yunsong was mentally prepared, but he almost broke out on the spot.
It's not that he is timid, but the second wave of Gu Dao Rechang is coming!
Yun Song stood up subconsciously. The scene in front of him made him understand that there was a problem with the Gou's toilet and he should leave. But there was no other way. The second wave arrived at the door.
He closed the toilet door calmly and returned to the previous toilet to squat down. A lifeless voice sounded from next door: "Hunter, what did you want from me just now?"
Yunsong's face suddenly twisted.
There is indeed a ghost!
And it comes at the wrong time!
This time it was his turn to be silent.
The lifeless voice sounded again: "I have toilet paper and toilet chips here, what do you want?"
Yun Song continued to remain silent.
A stack of yellow form papers and a dark bamboo board slowly stretched out from under the toilet partition.
Yunsong knew that keeping silent was the last option, so he said: "I don't want these things. What I pursue is to follow nature, so I use leaves!"
The yellow paper and bamboo board were pulled back, and two more green leaves emerged: "I have mulberry leaves and tung leaves here, which one do you want?"
Yun Song said with all his strength: "I don't want these things, I want willow leaves."
Finely chopped willow leaves appear.
A lifeless voice then sounded: "Here you go, use it."
Yunsong said: "I have a big tongue, and what I want is not like willow leaves, but like pomelo leaves!"
Ghosts are not fools.
It naturally knew it was being teased.
The air suddenly cooled down, and a chill spewed out from the latrine.
But Yunsong is not teasing it.
What he said was a delaying tactic. He was just in the middle of the last wave, so he couldn't start the fight.
Now that the ghost was about to take action, he just happened to have finished the last wave, so he used his left hand to lower his head in the form of Yin Qian and his right hand to make a move with the mahogany sword.
It was freezing cold, but no ghost appeared.
Yun Song glanced around vigilantly, but a lifeless voice came from the pit below:
"You're going to die!"
As soon as the voice sounded, Yunsong raised his eyes and looked:
It was bright under the toilet, and a nigger whose body was burning with flames was raising his head!
Waiting for you!
He suddenly understood what opponent he had encountered.
"Tianmu Wei Qi Tan" records that there are hundreds of ghosts in the world, and one of the most bizarre ghosts is the "waiting ghost".
According to the records in the book, this kind of ghost is transformed after death by people who like to talk nonsense, talk nonsense, and slander. It may be because they had bad mouth during life and have to eat poop after death.
What's even worse is that not only do they have to eat feces to survive, but they also get angry from time to time.
This fire is internal fire. Although it burns, it has no impact on the outside world. It will only burn the ghost itself.
Yun Song lowered his head and saw that the ghost below was completely black but emitting fire, and he recognized its identity.
The ghost looked up at him with a malicious and proud smile, and then stretched out his claws to crawl out: "I haven't eaten Yang Qi for a long time. Hey, if you let me take a bite, just take a bite. Open your mouth and let me take a bite...
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Seeing that the demon was about to crawl out, Yun Song took advantage of the situation and peed, wanting to give it a head-on blow first.
As a result, the defecation ghost was not afraid of the child's urine and continued to crawl out with a cruel smile on his face.
Seeing this, Yun Song stood up and backed away. When the ghost appeared, he swung his mahogany sword and slashed at it: "Monster, look - lying on the grass!"
The waiter ghost's body was burning with flames, and the white-gold Taoist runes shone on the dark skin beneath the flames.
It was not afraid at all when the peach wood sword struck it, but instead opened its mouth to hold the sword in its mouth - this peach wood sword could not do anything to it!
With the sword in his mouth, the slave boy could still make a sound: "Little Taoist priest, I'm not afraid of spells and magic weapons, hehe."
"You are going to die..."
Yun Song calmly let go of the mahogany sword, took out the knife and slit the belly of his finger.
The mad money is stained with blood!
He knew that the Luotou clan should be stronger than the Jie Kuang, but the Luotou clan's attack method was to bite with their mouths...
There is no doubt that you cannot use your mouth to deal with a pooping ghost, otherwise you will really eat shit.
Fortunately, he just got some dirty money from a headless man.
In the narrow toilet, the servant ghost crawled out with a mahogany sword in his mouth and a smug smile on his face. Then he took a look and saw a headless ghost appearing in front of him carrying a big knife.
what's the situation?
Chapter completed!