The waiter ghost has very poor cultivation and poor skills, and can only disgust and frighten people.
According to "Tianmu Wei Qi Tan", the greatest ability of this kind of ghost is to transform into a cesspool and pull people into the cesspool to drown.
This move is actually quite cruel.
The main reason is that it is very miserable for people to die in a cesspool.
It should be noted that before a person drowns, he will subconsciously open his mouth to swallow. Those who drown in water often have round bellies, and those who drown in cesspools...
In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a king who died like this. His name was Jin Jinggong. He was also a wise king during his lifetime. He once defeated Qi State and Zhao State achieved hegemony. But when anyone mentions him, they will not talk about his achievements. They will only say one thing.
Incident: He fell into a manure vat and drowned.
So Yun Song didn't give it this chance. After transforming into a wild animal, he condensed a big knife and slashed.
This is the headless ghost's guillotine.
Generally speaking, what kind of knife their heads were chopped off by headless ghosts during their lifetime will determine what kind of knife they will condense into.
This is an obsession.
The wild beast that Yun Song transformed into should have been decapitated by the executioner's beheading knife. What he condensed is also such a knife, a thick-backed machete!
He held the knife in both hands and slashed at the waiter.
Use all your energy!
The waiter was caught off guard and was so frightened that he wailed and retreated, screaming: "Don't kill me! Don't kill me! Spare my life! Don't kill me, don't mess with my master!"
"If you kill me, my master will..."
The voice became weaker and weaker, and once the word 'master' was spoken, the ghost could no longer make a sound.
It was chopped happily and disappeared into thin air.
Yun Song was sure that the servant ghost had been hacked to death, and then he turned back into a human body.
He went to the next door, kicked open the door and spat in. He looked like a bastard, but he turned out to be just a noob.
You fell down before I even exerted any force!
This time he lost money and spent his yang energy to become a ghost, but gained nothing!
Just when he was depressed, there was a rustling sound outside again. He thought it was a ghost coming again, so he picked up the mahogany sword and rushed out.
Fatty was breathing heavily.
It saw Yunsong cast a sad and aggrieved look: Why did you abandon me again just now?
Yun Song gave it a thoughtful look.
He remembered a story.
It is said that one day the bear went to the toilet without any paper and met a rabbit who was also going to the toilet next to him.
The Bear asked the Rabbit: "Did you bring any paper?" The Rabbit said: "No!"
The bear said: "Aren't you afraid of feces getting on you?" The rabbit said: "You're not afraid!"
Hearing this, the bear started to wipe his butt with the rabbit.
Recalling this story, Yun Song knelt down and asked Fatty: "Did you bring any paper?"
Fatty shrank back.
Yunsong let it go.
It’s not that he’s particular or that he’s kind, it’s mainly that Meizi is also a yam, and this thing has short, hard bristles on its body!
Fortunately, there was a poplar tree next to Gou's toilet. He was very grateful to the poplar tree.
Later, Yun Song took Pang Yu out and Wang Youde and Gou Wenwu were looking for him.
He then pointed to the toilet and asked, "Supreme Lord Fu Sheng, Mr. Gou, what's going on with your toilet?"
Gou Wenwu was more direct and said: "My toilet is haunted."
Yun Song said displeasedly: "When Xiaodao came to your house to use the toilet, you didn't give a warning?"
"Xiaodao is not afraid of ghosts, and he is willing to exorcise ghosts and slay demons, eliminate demons and protect the Tao, but you should at least tell the truth to Xiaodao."
Gou Wenwu said helplessly: "Taoist Master, it's not that I'm hiding anything, it's because you were in a hurry and I didn't have time to tell you about the situation in this toilet."
"But fortunately, the Taoist priest is fine. It's too late to say now..."
"No need." Yun Song waved his hand, "It's just a wild ghost. The trail has rescued it. Nothing will happen to this toilet in the future."
Gou Wenwu was surprised: "Really, really?"
Yun Song nodded: "Fusheng is the supreme deity. Taoist disciples never urinate, let alone tell lies!"
Gou Wenwu hurriedly bowed: "Oh, thank you so much for the Taoist priest's generous intervention. This ghost has caused trouble in my family! Originally, I even found a Taoist priest to solve the problem, but the price the Taoist priest asked was too high, so I didn't let him.
Let’s do this—oh, the Taoist priest is really timely!”
Wang Youde raised his head proudly: "Call me a real person, not a Taoist priest, of course I am a real person!"
"Wait a minute," Yun Song interrupted his flattery, "Master Gou, you found a Taoist priest to resolve this matter, is it Mr. Shenji?"
Suddenly hearing the words "Mr. Shenji", Gou Wenwu's eyes trembled a few times.
He immediately denied it: "No, he is a Taoist priest. Mr. Shenji is not a Taoist priest."
He then changed the subject: "Come on, real man, you can catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits in my house, then I'll invite you to the theater."
Yunsong remained silent, just staring at him.
Mr. Shenji must be related to Gou Wenwu!
The trace of this person appears again!
Gou Wenwu, however, did not look at him and kept clamoring to go to the theater. Wang Youde followed suit and clamored to go to the theater.
Because Gou Wenwu said that there are several female actors in the troupe who are in good order...
Yun Song is not interested in watching a show.
He had turned into a maniac and worked hard at the slave boy before, but this time he felt a little tired and wanted to go back and rest.
So he said to Gou Wenwu: "Thank you very much, Mr. Gou, for your kindness, but Xiaodao's stomach is very upset, so I won't go to the theater."
Gou Wenwu said politely: "I have to express my gratitude to you for getting rid of the ghost that has been causing trouble in my house. If you don't go to the theater, I can't express my gratitude!"
Yun Song said: "Master Gou, you are being polite."
He glanced at Wang Youde.
People like Wang Youde are the most discerning. He immediately said: "There are many ways to express gratitude. You don't have to invite real people to the theater."
"Well, you see that the real person is exhausted from diarrhea. Do you have any tonic at home? Give the real person a tonic."
Yunsong was speechless.
This guy really understands his needs.
Gou Wenwu said to the housekeeper cheerfully: "Okay, you go to the warehouse and take a look and find some rare medicinal materials for the real person."
The housekeeper smiled bitterly and said, "Sir, you have been donating medicine to the poor in recent days, and the medicine storehouse is already empty."
Gou Wenwu thought for a while and said, "That's it. Then I'll prepare a few more pots for Zhenren to go back to Shamao Bar."
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Yun Song bowed his head and saluted: "Thank you, Mr. Gou."
They parted ways here, Gou Wenwu and Wang Youde went to the theater to see the girl, while Yun Song took Pang Yu home first.
After he walked out, there was suddenly a rush of footsteps behind him, and then a low voice said: "Master, wait, wait."
Yun Song stopped and saw Gou Wenwu appearing with a stern look on his face.
Gou Wenwu deliberately avoided Wang Youde and asked him a strange question when there was no one around him:
"Zhenren, why are you looking for Zhu Yunwen?"
Yun Song smiled and said, "Xiaodao has something I want to ask him."
"What's the matter?" Gou Wenwu looked at him with bright eyes.
Seeing his strange attitude, Yun Song asked, "What do you want to know, Mr. Gou?"
Gou Wenwu looked around again.
He said very carefully: "Master, you are looking for Zhu Yunwen for the dragon vein, right?"
These words were very abrupt and inexplicable.
Yun Song frowned and said, "For Dragon Vein? What do you mean?"
Gou Wenwu looked at his expression carefully, as if trying to determine whether he was lying.
After looking at it for a while, he said: "It seems that real people don't know about dragon veins. Well, according to what my classmate said in his sleep, Zhu Yunwen came to our world along a weird passage, and that weird passage is a dragon vein!
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"Many people are looking for this dragon vein. As you know, real person, whoever gets the dragon vein will win the world! Whoever gets the dragon vein will live forever!"
He asked Yun Song again: "Master, do you really not know about dragon veins? If you know, then tell the truth. I am a rich man with no ambition to compete in the world. I am just curious and want to hear a mystery."
Yun Song said: "Monks don't lie, Xiaodao really doesn't know what dragon veins are!"
If he hadn't seen so many ghosts in the past few days, he would have even thought that Gou Wenwu was drunk and telling lies.
Dragon vein?
Is there really such a thing?
Gou Wenwu looked disappointed when he heard what he said, shook his head and turned to leave.
Yun Song returned to Wang's house and took out the Shamao wine, and then began to make medicinal wine.
Pang Yu stood up and held on to the legs of the table as he tried to climb up. His dark nose was twitching, and he seemed to be trying to make up for it.
Yun Song took the skin by the back of its neck and put it on the table, smiling: "What's wrong? Do you want to be soaked into medicinal wine?"
Fatty winked and lay down on the table again, pretending to be dead.
Looking at its chubby belly, Yun Song rubbed it and began to think: "Well, you will follow me from now on. I have to give you a name. What is it? Fatty? Fatty?"
These names are not good, they have no culture and no character.
Yun Song thought that it had fox blood, so he slapped the table and said, "Yes, you will be called Linghu Yun from now on!"
Fatty was startled by his slap on the table and tried to run away with his big tail between his legs.
Yun Song laughed loudly at this.
From this point of view, Linghu Yuan is really similar to him.
Everyone is good at running away.
He is now preparing to run away from the old town.
Originally, the reason why he went down the mountain was because there was no food in the Taoist temple, and a group of ghosts gathered by Qian Yaner occupied him.
So after he came down from the mountain, he stayed at Wang Youde's house, preparing to leave the town when his identity as a liar was revealed.
Now that he knew about Zhu Yunwen's existence, he had to change his plan and leave the town early. He had to find out about Zhu Yunwen.
To be precise, I was going to find out the way home.
There are no computers or mobile phones in this world, but there are ghosts. It is definitely not a place for humans!
The most important thing is that without his parents, he is alone here.
Very lonely.
He asked Lian Lian to boil a pot of water for Linghu Yuan to take a bath. Linghu Yuan screamed miserably because he thought he was going to be stewed and eaten.
Later, it discovered that it was in a hot bath, and someone was washing it and rubbing its flesh, so it lay down comfortably.
It was lying in the Yunsong basin, its eyes were narrowed, and the corners of its mouth were raised as if it were smiling. It looked like a charming concubine Yang Guifei taking a dip in the Huaqing Pool.
This association made Yun Song very angry.
Damn it, this grandson is the Yang Guifei who takes a bath, isn't she herself the Gao Lishi who takes a bath?
He flicked Linghu Yuan's whip directly.
Linghu Yuan's plaintive humming continued until midnight.
Yun Song didn't mind the noise, so he didn't go to bed directly. Instead, he opened "Tianmu Wei Qi Tan" and studied the Taoist scriptures until midnight.
My motivation for studying is even more than that of my senior year in high school.
After all, if he doesn't study hard in his senior year of high school, he'll probably fail to get into college, and if he doesn't study hard now, he might be killed by ghosts.
After dawn the next day, he was thinking about how to say goodbye.
As a result, before he went to find Wang Youde, Wang Youde came to him first and said, "The real person is in trouble. A Taoist priest came to the door and said he wanted to settle a score with you!"
Yun Song asked in confusion: "A Taoist priest wants to settle a score with me?"
Wang Youde nodded vigorously.
Yun Song secretly thought that he had no connection with the Taoist priests at all, so how could anyone come to settle a score with him?
Chapter completed!