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29. There is a way on the trail

Seeing the crowds of people watching, the mood was rising.
Yunsong's head suddenly became bigger and smaller.
Depressed.
The eggs have shrunk.
He is really afraid of fighting. What can he do?
To him, Taoism is like the five senses and seven orifices of a clay figure - he knows nothing!
In addition, Xun Zhenzi said that he wanted to solve the evil and witchcraft, so he was like two toads diving into the water - the one in the front was porpoise, and the one in the back was also porpoise.
But he was riding a tiger and couldn't get off. Even Wang Youde was angry: "Master, don't be polite to him, teach him a lesson!"
Yunsong’s brain is about to explode!
Are you all from Dunhuang? Why are there so many murals?
Xun Zhenzi added fuel to the fire. He took out a whisk from nowhere and waved the immortal energy in his hand: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, junior brother, let's fight with the method of solving evil and witchcraft. This is also the method of solving the problem of common people."
A rare opportunity."
"Go to Climb Xia's house!" someone shouted.
A young man next to him subconsciously answered: "What happened to the crawling shrimp?"
Yun Song sounded familiar with the voice. He turned around and saw that the big dog was just a man of civil and martial arts.
Come on, all the acquaintances are coming soon.
Wang Youde introduced him: "Crawling Xia is a man in our town. When he was a boy, he went up the mountain to hunt pigweed and accidentally broke a Wong Tai Sin's leg. As a result, Wong Tai Sin took revenge and destroyed both of his legs.
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Yunsong's face was slightly startled: "Are you so grassy?"
The people around them clamored: "Yes, go to Crawling Shrimp's house, Crawling Shrimp will be possessed by evil spirits!"
Wang Youde personally ran to clear the way, and a group of people walked northward in great force.
Yun Song had no choice now. He was coerced by the people and followed him north.
Poor people live in the northern area of ​​the old town.
Yunsong walked along and saw another side of the town.
When he was walking along the main street of the old town a few days ago, he saw people living in peace and contentment and a prosperous life. This time, he saw the family was in poverty and poverty.
People living in the northern region live in shabby houses and thatched shacks. It is impossible to have sewers in such a place. Sewage and garbage are everywhere. It is midsummer, and the stench in the air makes people unable to cover their noses!
Yun Song saw that some families didn't even have huts, and the children pooped for the dogs to eat, and the dogs became skinny and the people became skinny.
Finally, he saw a few fat children, but when he looked closely, he looked abnormally fat!
Several children were covered in turmeric, their faces were sloppy, their bellies were very bulging, their arms and legs were swollen, and when someone pinched them, they would sink into a pit and they would not be able to bounce back for a long time.
This is puffiness!
The children heard the commotion and came out to watch the fun. One of them took a quick look and ran back in fright: "Here comes the big dog owner, Dad, here comes the skinny dog!"
A thin man with a stooped back ran out of a dilapidated courtyard. He was too hunched to raise his head, so he simply didn't raise his head and knelt down directly towards them:
"Master Gou, you are very merciful. Please give me a few days' grace and don't bring anyone to demolish the house! The children at home, grandma and grandpa, are sick. They cannot be frightened or exposed to the sun. Give them a place to have shade and coolness!"
Gou Wenwu said impatiently: "Fuck you, what happened today has nothing to do with your family, we are here to watch the excitement!"
Someone nearby also shouted: "Poor six, you have nothing to do here."
The man straightened up with great effort and looked into the crowd. When he realized that it was not him who was causing trouble, he thanked him profusely and cautiously returned home.
The big stupid elephant walked at the end of the crowd. He took out a dirty cloth bag from his arms and handed it to a few swollen children and said: "There are dried fruits."
Several children tore open the cloth bag like hungry dogs and stuffed the dried fruits into their mouths.
Yunsong looked at it and shook his head.
He has never seen such a difficult family. Even if there was a developed network on earth that could understand the whole country, he had never seen such miserable children.
Starving to the point of being bloated, this kind of thing only existed in books for him.
Climbing Xia's house was nearby, and they walked through an alley and saw a man crawling on the ground.
This man was not wearing any trousers, and just had a piece of cloth wrapped around his waist. His legs might have shrunk and were almost invisible.
In contrast, his upper body is extremely developed, his arm muscles are strong and bulging, and his skin is dark, as if he is covered with black basalt.
When he saw the crowd arriving with shouts, he turned over and sat up with both hands, then pulled the trunk of the willow tree behind him and climbed up to the treetop and sat on it: "What are you doing?"
Wang Youde shouted to him: "Crawling shrimp, you are lucky, two Taoist priests are here to lift the Wong Tai Sin curse on you today!"
Crawling shrimp was shocked: "Mr. Mayor, are you kidding me?"
Wang Youde said disdainfully: "On a hot day, why don't I go to the flowery building to hug my ladies and drink ice wine just to make fun of you? Is it because I have a bad head or you have a bad head?"
The crawling shrimp stretched out his hand and wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile: "I, I, my little head is broken."
Yun Song was shocked when he saw the crawling shrimp's upper body, which was comparable to that of a weightlifter, and said, "Hey, his muscles are quite developed!"
Wang Youde explained: "The shrimp crawler is very capable. During the dry season, merchant ships use the rivers in our mountains. He works as a tracker every day."
Climbing Xia laughed and said: "There are no roads on both sides of the river in the mountain. It's difficult to walk by foot alone. We just can't walk, so we crawl on it with our hands. It's easier to find a place with our hands than our feet, so we can climb faster than you!"
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His dark face was full of pride.
Xun Zhenzi was eager to show off his skills, so he quickly walked over to the crawling shrimp to look at his shrunken legs. After taking a look, his face suddenly became elongated.
He asked: "When did your legs break?"
Crawling Xia looked at him expectantly and said, "It was when I was fourteen."
"How old are you this year?"
"Thirty-four, exactly twenty years."
Upon hearing this, Xun Zhenzi's face grew longer, as if there was a donkey face mask on his head.
He shook his long sleeves and shouted: "Absurd, ridiculous!"
Wang Youde asked: "What does Taoist priest mean?"
Xun Zhenzi said displeasedly: "I want to ask you what you mean! Isn't this nonsense? It's been twenty years, one pair of legs has been crippled for twenty years, even the Nine Heavens Immortal has come and can't do anything!"
The people were dissatisfied when they heard this, shaking their heads and making noises.
Xun Zhenzi said angrily: "It's not that I'm a poor Taoist. In fact, after being cursed, Huang Pizi lost his Taoism and became a mortal beast. He died within a few years of his life."
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "When it dies, the curse placed on it will naturally be lifted. The reason why the donor's legs have been broken is because he has shrunk for too long, and his legs themselves have become useless.
Got it!"
Wang Youde said dissatisfiedly: "You just admit that you don't have the ability to relieve the difficulties of crawling shrimps. You obviously don't have the ability, but why do you talk so much?"
Xun Zhenzi said angrily: "Pindao wants to explain..."
"Explanation is just a cover-up!" Yun Song interrupted him.
Adding insult to injury.
Wang Youde said: "That's right, you are just trying to cover up your incompetence. Let my real person show his skills and let you see what it means to be a true Taoist master!"
Yunsong's face was dull.
You shouldn't speak randomly, the fire is burning on yourself!
Xun Zhenzi was not angry because of their ridicule. He flicked his fly whisk and jumped onto the willow branch, so that he could watch the fun with a cold eye.
Yunsong fell into deep thought.
Wang Youde looked at him with encouraging eyes.
The crawling shrimp looked at him nervously.
Linghu Yun didn't look at it. It was too hot and it was laying on its eggs to cool down.
With his mind spinning, Yun Song slowly raised his head and said sternly: "Climbing Donor, your legs have indeed shrunk for a long time. Your abilities are low and I cannot help you return to normal."
Hearing this, Crawling Xia laughed, a wry smile.
Xun Zhenzi sneered.
He thought that he had made a judgment first and was better than Yun Song no matter what.
As a result, Yunsong continued: "But there is a way to allow you to have more normal activities on the trail instead of crawling on the ground every day!"
As soon as he said these words, Xun Zhenzi subconsciously shouted: "Impossible!"
Crawling Shrimp was also in disbelief: "How is that possible?"
Wang Youde said proudly: "My real person has a high level of cultivation and can do it!"
Yun Song looked at him and said: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, speaking of this matter, I still need the help of Donor Wang."
Wang Youde was at a loss: "How can I help? I carry him on my back every day?"
The people watching the excitement burst into laughter when they heard this.
Yun Song said: "Of course you don't need to carry him on your back, but you need Donor Wang to contribute the foreign car at home."
I let you interfere in this matter blindly. Since I have been dragged into the water, I have to drag you into the water!
Wang Youde was even more confused: "You have to ride a foreign car. How can he ride a car if both of his legs are disabled?"
Yunsong said: "Let the carpenters and blacksmiths in the town come to Xiaodao, and Xiaodao will teach them to transform the foreign cart into a hand-cranked tricycle."
"The donor's upper body and arms are very strong for climbing. He is just right for driving a hand tricycle!"
The principle of a hand tricycle is very simple, as long as you have tires and a transmission device, you can make it.
There was a carpenter and a blacksmith in the crowd. After Yun Song waited for the bicycle to be pushed over, he shook his pedals and told the two people the principle. They suddenly realized:
"It's very simple, just change the drive from a pedal car to a hand-cranked car!"
"This is really good, crawling shrimp, you can drive out in the future, you are going to make a fortune!"
Crawling Xia also understood what Yun Song meant. Yun Song explained and gestured and built the outline of the handcart.
After he figured it out, he felt a little dazed for a moment, everything was too unreal: "Me, me, I don't have to climb anymore? I don't have to climb everywhere? I want to have a car? I have a car just like the masters in the city.
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Wang Youde was so sad that he wanted to cry: "Master, I asked a friend to buy this car from Shanghai with great difficulty!"
Yun Song patted him on the shoulder and said: "If you don't make decisions for the people when you are an official, why not go home and plant sweet potatoes? The people in the town will thank you for your efforts!"
Climbing Xia quickly got down from the tree and kowtowed to him: "Thank you, sir, thank you, the mayor, for your charity!"
What else could Wang Youde say? He could only show an inhumane smile.
Xun Zhenzi was dumbfounded.
Very silly.
He shouted fiercely: "This game doesn't count, it doesn't count! We didn't use Taoism to do anything!"
Xun Zhenzi is a veteran, smart and experienced. He has already seen that Yun Song is a rookie. As long as he competes normally, he will definitely win.
Yun Song was ready to talk about Wushuang, but the people were so enthusiastic today that they didn't give him a chance.
Someone else took the initiative to come forward and said: "If the two Taoist priests want to fight, then you might as well try it at my house!"
An old man came out, wearing simple clothes and looking sad.
Yun Song helplessly asked Wang Youde: "What's going on at this old gentleman's house?"
Chapter completed!
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