There was no need for them to answer. The old man said it himself:
"I don't know what kind of master we have offended or what kind of evil we have committed in my family. Since the beginning of last year, as long as someone in the family is hungry, the whole family will be hungry. As long as someone is hungry, the whole family will be hungry!"
Yun Song was puzzled when he heard this, what kind of evil thing is this?
He said: "Old man, isn't this great? It just so happens that the whole family can come and have dinner together."
"Real person, he didn't tell the truth," Wang Youde chuckled, "The word 'full' he said didn't mean he was full, he meant he wanted to have a bowel movement!"
"As long as one person in their family wants to poop, the whole family will want to poop!"
The whole room burst into laughter.
Only the old man was crying with a sad face.
Yun Song wondered what kind of evil thing this was? He had never heard of it.
Xun Zhenzi watched with cold eyes. Seeing that he was helpless, he sneered and jumped down, swinging his long sleeves.
The moment he landed, a pinch of black powder appeared in his hand, which he stuffed directly into the old man's mouth and shouted: "Eat it!"
The old man opened his mouth obediently and ate the black powder. Xun Zhenzi pinched his fingers and recited the incantation. The old man held his stomach and shouted: "It hurts, oh, it hurts! Taoist priest, stop reciting, stop reciting the incantation!"
Xun Zhenzi's face sank into the water and asked: "You have offended others, right?"
The old man said in confusion: "As long as a person lives, he will inevitably offend others intentionally or unintentionally, right? Taoist priest, what's wrong with my family?"
Xun Zhenzi looked at Yunsong.
Yun Song pretended not to notice the look in his eyes, his eyes were looking at his nose, and his nose was looking at the chicken.
You have to pretend to be casual.
I won't accompany you.
Xun Zhenzi chuckled and looked at the people in front of him.
He stroked his beard and said: "Old sir, if my guess is correct, your whole family has been poisoned!"
The old man was so frightened that he yelled: "Ah? Someone has dug him into the grain? What grain? Rice?"
Seeing the other party's horrified reaction, Xun Zhenzi was about to nod proudly.
As a result, the old man became depressed as soon as he finished speaking.
Are you so ignorant?
Wang Youde naturally knew what it meant to be poisoned. He said: "Zhao Laowei, it's a poisonous insect! Your family has been poisoned by a poisonous insect!"
Xun Zhenzi solemnly said: "Yes, your family was poisoned by a poisonous insect. This poison is called the mother-in-law-intestine poison!"
"And considering that your family has a lot of lives, your family's enemies should be trying to use the Mother and Child Gu. However, the Mother and Child Gu is so powerful that it is difficult to hatch. It often hatches into a less powerful Mother and Child Gu."
"The same intestinal gu as the mother and the son cannot kill you. If it were the same intestinal gu as the mother and the son, the grass on your family's grave would be three feet high now!"
Listening to his explanation, Yun Song nodded subconsciously.
I see.
As a result, Xun Zhenzi kept peeking at him from the side, and when he saw him nodding, he immediately said, "Junior brother, do you know what's going on?"
Yun Song nodded just now because he had developed a habit in the classroom for many years. When the teacher revealed an answer, he nodded thoughtfully.
But that doesn't mean he understands what's going on.
On the other hand, he also cooperated with Xun Zhenzi, but he didn't expect that Xun Zhenzi only wanted to laugh at him and seized the opportunity to embarrass him.
Fortunately, Yun Song's head was spinning very fast, and the name of the Gu worm mentioned by Xun Zhenzi had already revealed a lot of things. With Zhao Laowen's words, he could analyze even more.
He said: "The mother-in-law and intestine-infection Gu's son-in-law and mother-in-law are just what everyone understands. The focus is on the 'intestinal intestine'."
"This kind of Gu can sense things in the same place, so if someone is hungry, others will be hungry as well. Some people's ileum will turn around all the time, and other people's ileum will turn around all the time."
Xun Zhenzi smiled and said: "Fusheng Supreme Heavenly Lord, junior brother, don't pretend to understand. The ileum turning one hundred times means inner pain and anxiety, but it does not mean the intestines turning back and forth!"
Yun Song said coldly: "The Xiaodao didn't say that the ileum turns around, which means the intestines turn back and forth. The Xiaodao talked about the feeling when you want to go to the hut."
"When you want to go to the hut but can't, don't you feel pain and anxiety in your heart? If you can, isn't it because your intestines are turning all the time?"
Applause rang out at the right time.
Wang Youde applauded, and the townspeople followed suit.
Xun Zhenzi rolled up his sleeves disdainfully and said, "Glib tongue!"
However, the old man Zhao Laowen was very touched by Yun Song's words. He nodded vigorously and said: "What this Taoist priest said is absolutely right. Every time someone in my family wants to poop, others will want to poop too."
"But there are eleven people in my family! How can we take turns? So what we hold back every day is what the Taoist priest just said is called turning intestines?"
"Nine-turn large intestine!" said the big stupid elephant.
Zhao Laowen nodded vigorously: "Yes, the Nine-turn Large Intestine!"
"It's the ileum!" Gou Wenwu laughed loudly, "You are really uneducated!"
Zhao Laowen said with a bitter face: "Whether it's nine turns or a hundred turns, it's too much, Taoist Master, what should we do?"
Xun Zhenzi was afraid that Yunsong really knew what to do and would be in the limelight, so he rushed to say: "Two ways."
"First, the mother-in-law and daughter-intestinal Gu belong to the category of mother-in-law Gu. This type of Gu has a characteristic. The daughter insects live and die with the mother. If the mother worm dies, the daughter insects will die no matter how many there are."
"So you can count on the female insect dying first, and then your whole family will be free."
Zhao Laowen asked expectantly: "How could the female insect die?"
Xun Zhenzi said slowly: "When a person dies, the Gu insect will die."
Mr. Zhao was confused: "But how do you know whose intestine the female worm is in? It's okay if it's in the intestines of an old man like me who is about to die, but what if it's in the intestines of my little grandson?"
Xun Zhenzi originally wanted to ask, ‘Have you ever heard of a white-haired person giving a black-haired person a gift?’ but he felt that he would get beaten easily if he asked this.
So he changed his mind and said: "So there is a second way."
"Find someone to force the Gu bug out, such as my junior brother or Pindao."
Zhao Laowen looked at Yun Song.
Yun Song knew that he couldn't do it, so he said calmly: "Brother Taoist, if you can force the Gu insects out, please do it. This can relieve the suffering of the people, which is a good thing."
Xun Zhenzi looked at him coldly and said, "Can't you do it?"
Yun Song spread his hands and said, "If you can do it, just do it. Just go and try it."
When Xun Zhenzi saw that he had finally won, he laughed and said: "Junior brother, you are not strong enough after all. If you retreat, you should look at my methods, senior brother!"
He stepped forward and walked around Zhao Laowen.
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At the same time, he pinched the magic formula with both hands, and a little black powder popped out from time to time.
The morning in midsummer was already scorching hot, but with the black powder floating in the air, Yunsong began to feel even hotter.
The black powder entered Zhao Laowen's body from his seven orifices, and the magic formula in Xun Zhenzi's hand changed continuously, and the old man's face changed from ordinary to red.
Xun Zhenzi's skin color also changed, turning into light yellow. His hands moved, and the skin on his hands had a vague glow.
Seeing this, Yunsong was greatly shocked.
As a caught fish who has been in compulsory education for nine years, he has brains. He wanted to practice after seeing the ghost-fixing talisman left by the cheap master.
But he didn't have any secret books or guidance from noble people. He brought many Taoist scriptures from the Taoist temple, but they were all real Taoist scriptures and Taoist classics...
So the way he wants to deal with ghosts is to become a stronger ghost himself!
As the old saying goes, the best way to deal with fear is to become a bigger fear!
The appearance of Xun Zhenzi today gave him hope. The path to cultivation in this world should not be difficult to find.
He might be able to embark on the path of cultivation through Xunzhenzi, so that he would have one more way to deal with ghosts in the future and have two means.
As the saying goes, you have to grasp it with both hands, one hand is soft and the other is hard, so that you can take both soft and hard!
He was deep in thought, and then he felt hotter and hotter.
Xun Zhenzi seemed to have turned into a small stove.
Seeing this, he took out a white towel and wiped his sweat: This is not easy.
Zhao Laowen was sweating profusely.
He didn't bother to wipe the sweat, squatted on the ground holding his belly and started moaning.
The moans turned into screams.
The screams turned into wails.
He opened his clothes, and the people were so frightened that they backed away - his skin bulged as if there was a worm like an earthworm buried inside.
Insects swam in his lower abdomen.
This should be the same intestinal gu as mother and son!
Xun Zhenzi exhaled a breath of hot breath. This breath was golden and transparent in color. After it was sprayed out, it grew into a strip, which turned out to be the shape of a dragon!
As soon as he lost his breath, Xun Zhenzi suddenly turned pale.
He hurriedly sat on the ground and desperately made seals with his hands, sweating profusely!
Zhao Laowen was relieved, and he asked ecstatically: "Has that Gu been eliminated?"
Xun Zhenzi took a few deep breaths and stood up. He said tiredly: "Fu Sheng is the supreme deity, but this poor man made a mistake!"
He showed an unwilling expression again and said: "Who did you offend? The person who poisoned you is a very powerful master, and Pindao is no match for him!"
"It's not that he doesn't have the ability to play the poison of the same heart as the mother of two, but he deliberately played the poison of the same heart as the mother of two to harm your whole family!"
Knowing that he had been punished and the problem had not been solved, Zhao Laowen suddenly sat down on the ground in despair, waved his hand and slapped himself:
"What evil have I done!"
Yun Song couldn't bear to see it, so he pulled up Zhao Laowen and said, "Actually, this poisonous insect is not that harmful to your family. Look, it wants you to eat together. Is that okay?"
"But it also makes us poop together!" Zhao Laowen said sadly, "It's okay to be hungry, but this stomachache is unbearable!"
Yun Song said: "Then this matter can be easily solved. Your family now has a hut, so the whole family needs to fight for the hut."
"What if your family built more huts? Wouldn't it be okay?"
Zhao Laowen said: "My backyard is so big, how can we build more huts? We have to set aside land to grow some vegetables. This is the family's livelihood!"
Yun Song said: "Livelihood is nothing more than making money, then you can build more huts, clean them well, and then use the huts to do business."
"Isn't there a big fair in your town every three days? There are so many people at the fair that they don't have room to go to the latrine, right? You can charge them to come to your house to go to the latrine, and they pay one copper for urination and two for defecation. That's how you make a living.
Why don’t you just come out?”
Zhao Laowen was stunned when he heard this.
Others were also stunned.
Wang Youde whispered: "Master, you don't understand the situation in the town. You see, the people are all poor..."
"If you are so poor, you still spend money to go to the hut, right?" Yun Song answered his words directly.
Wang Youde nodded hurriedly.
Yun Song said: "So, the Zhao family's hut is aimed at the traders in the town who go to the market."
"No matter how bad things get, you can do this. Many families here don't have huts. If you build a hut, you can allow the big guys to come in on weekdays. When the time comes, you can collect people's gold and sell it to the farmers."
He said to everyone: "Fellow folks, please don't defecate anywhere in the future. This will cause diseases. If you encounter an accident, it may even cause a big epidemic!"
Wang Youde said cooperatively: "Yes, you are no longer allowed to defecate anywhere in the future, and you will be fined if you defecate anywhere again!"
Yun Song shook his head: "Fines are useless. You said it yourself. How can people have any money? In the future, if you catch those who defecate in the open, just confiscate their crime tools!"
The people watching the excitement laughed.
Zhao Laowen scratched his head and said: "Hey, what the Taoist said makes sense, this really works."
He looked at Yun Song with sincerity and said, "Taoist Priest, you are really amazing!"
Xun Zhenzi next to him was anxious.
Chapter completed!