The originally expected murderous Taoist competition turned into a farce, and Xun Zhenzi was really furious.
But the people in the town were quite satisfied.
They didn't know how the monks competed in Taoism, they just wanted to watch the fun.
Now that their goal was achieved, they watched two lively shows.
Xun Zhenzi is really unlucky.
He originally wanted to take the Yunsong sacrificial knife and then show off his strong cultivation skills in front of the townspeople, so as to build a reputation and make money.
Little did he know that this old town was full of temple demons and bastards, and there were many bastards in Chi Qian. He could not solve the two strange things in the town.
Instead, let Yunsong solve it.
Although the solution made him disdainful.
But the people followed this trick.
Originally, they looked at the monks as ghosts and gods, and did not dare to approach them easily, because the monks often chased away ghosts and monsters when solving strange things, which was very scary.
Today, Yun Song showed his side that is close to ordinary people. He solved the difficulties of two families with means that ordinary people can understand.
This earned him a great reputation.
Mortal wisdom can sometimes overcome extraordinary power!
After the two farcical battles ended, Yunsong felt very calm, even a little depressed.
The plan was disrupted.
He originally wanted to leave the old town today to go outside the mountains and go to the provincial capital to find information about Zhu Yunwen and time travel.
Now he can't leave.
Many people in the town came to him and pestered him. They asked him about any problems at home, and they regarded him as a wise man.
Yun Song was very tired.
This is not the life I want.
Fortunately, there is Wang Youde beside him.
Wang Youde used the mayor's power to help him drive away the onlookers, then nodded and stretched his hand to the side:
"Master, go this way, go this way, come this way."
Yun Song picked up the skin behind Linghu Yu's neck and was about to leave, but Wang Youde stopped him again and said, "Master, I have a friend who wants to ask you to help solve a problem."
"What's the weird thing again?" Yun Song asked with a sigh.
Wang Youde waved, and a middle-aged man wearing a long gown and glasses came over in a polite manner.
When the middle-aged man heard Yun Song's words, he politely cupped his hands and said, "Replying to the master, it's not a weird thing, it's a family matter, but if it's a weird thing, maybe it has something to do with it."
Wang Youde introduced him. The middle-aged man was a senior student in the school in the town - equivalent to the principal of the school. His name was Feng Changqing.
Feng Changqing has a son named Feng Xinnian, who has been fond of reading since he was a child.
For the Feng family, which comes from a scholarly family, it is obviously a good thing for their children to have this hobby.
But as time goes by, the child becomes crooked. He still likes to read, but he likes some story books about love and love between flowers and moonlight——
When Feng Changqing introduced him here, Yun Song suspected that Feng Xinnian liked pornographic books now, but he had no evidence, so he couldn't make random guesses.
Feng Changqing said distressedly: "This child is now stuck in the storybook. He takes the love and love on the paper seriously. He also fantasizes about a woman and says some weird things every day."
"For example, you smile at me like a flower, but I know that you are thinking of him."
"For example, even though our fingers are intertwined, our hearts are so far apart."
"For example, your peerless elegance makes me unattainable; my vulgarity makes you feel dejected..."
Wang Youde was probably hearing these words from Feng Changqing for the first time. He wanted to laugh but was embarrassed, so he kept coughing.
Yun Song asked: "How old is Mr. Ling this year?"
Feng Changqing said: "It's the year of the dancing elephant."
Yunsong fell silent.
Am I uneducated? How old is this dancing elephant?
But he felt that this child should be in adolescence. As we all know, adolescence is also called the second stage of middle school.
Yun Song also went through this period. At that time, he dyed a bunch of yellow hair on his head and was obsessed with thinking about the hairstyle of Dragon Ball and Sun Wukong.
He was thinking about how to solve this problem, when Wang Youde spoke up and said:
"Old Feng, it turns out it's such a simple thing. If I had known you told me, there would be no need to trouble the real person!"
Feng Changqing asked suspiciously: "Can you make it up?"
Wang Youde said displeasedly: "It's such a simple thing. I have experience in dealing with this kind of thing. Doesn't your son just fantasize about a perfect woman? Take him to Huamanlou, and when he tries the real one, he won't
The fantasy is so illusory!"
Yun Song rolled his eyes.
What's the idea of ​​telling someone's father to let his son go whore?
The amazing thing is that Feng Changqing seriously considered it!
He thought for a moment and shook his head and said: "No, brother Bu Qi, going to a place like Hua Man Lou requires self-control."
"When I was young, I had a friend who went to a brothel. He had never seen the world at that time and lacked self-control. He was fascinated by a woman and insisted on falling in love with her. The woman kept the door open for him every night, and it was delayed.
He didn’t care about his studies, but he also made all the money he had saved.”
Yun Song was stunned for a moment after hearing this.
Why don't you just report your ID number? Why do you say, "I had a friend when I was young"?
He finally figured out that Feng Changqing looked like a gentle man, but secretly he was probably a gentle scumbag.
The crowd was dispersing when someone came running in a hurry. He asked as he ran:
"Where is the mayor? Where is the Taoist priest?"
The townspeople in front of him pointed him in the direction of Yun Song and the others, and the man panted like a bull and rushed towards Wang Youde.
Wang Youde was startled. He was afraid of being hit. The big elephant happened to be walking behind, so he hid behind the big elephant.
This man ran over and shouted: "Mayor, no, something happened!"
Wang Youde put on his face with a gloomy face and shouted: "What happened? Give me a breather. Those who don't know may think you have seen a ghost."
"I didn't see ghosts," the man said in fear, "it was my brother's two boys who saw ghosts!"
"Originally we didn't dare to trouble the mayor. I just heard that two Taoist priests came to the town, so I wanted to report this to you quickly!"
Yun Song secretly thought that he was alive again. He couldn't help but said: "Old Wang, is there something wrong with the feng shui in your town? Why are there so many ghosts and ghosts all day long?"
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Wang Youde also wondered: "No, Master, our town used to be very peaceful. In the past few decades, there are only two people in the town, Crawling Xia and Zhao Laowen."
A strange thing?"
Feng Changqing nodded and said: "There are indeed many recently, it seems that it started when San Luzi picked up Qianyaner..."
"Yes, it's the money eye!" Wang Youde got excited when he got the hint, and he said, "It's the money eye that causes trouble. The money eye can attract ghosts. It must have attracted some ghosts in our town a few days ago and hasn't been dealt with yet.
So real people..."
He looked at Yunsong eagerly as he spoke.
The rest of the words were left unsaid.
But there is no need to say it out loud, everyone understands it - when will you return to Taoist Temple to solve that money problem, real person?
Yun Song wished he could slap himself.
Why am I asking so much when I’m so idle? It’s better now. I won’t be able to leave the old town in a short time!
He looked at the man and asked, "You said your two nephews encountered ghosts? What happened? Tell me carefully and I'll see if I can help you."
The man said: "Okay, Taoist priest, actually, it is my eldest nephew who encountered the ghost, that's it."
"Today my eldest nephew and my younger nephew went to take a bath in the Milky Way, and then my eldest nephew saw a water ghost. He was so frightened that he quickly ran back with my younger nephew. Well, that's it."
Yunsong listened helplessly.
What does this mean? Tell me carefully?
Could it be simpler?
Just as he was about to ask a question, a sound of robes passing through the air came from behind him, and Xun Zhenzi came walking briskly:
"Supreme Lord, did your eldest nephew see a water ghost in the Milky Way? Take Pindao to have a look!"
Yunsong was secretly puzzled and asked: "Yinhe? Do you still have a Milky Way here?"
Wang Youde pointed to the south of the town and said, "It's the big river that comes out of the mountains. Its name is the Milky Way."
Yun Song thinks this name is a bit strange. There are not many rivers that dare to be called Milky Way, unless there is really silver in this river.
The man set off with Xun Zhenzi, and Feng Changqing pulled Yunsong to follow.
The big stupid elephant in the back muttered to Wang Youde: "Zhen, the mayor, I am also in the same situation as Mr. Feng, that is, I fantasize about a fairy. Can you..."
"Get out!" Wang Youde kicked him.
The man who came to report to them was named Li Niu, his brother was named Li Ma, and the two nephews were named Li Dagou and Li Ergou respectively.
This is an ordinary family in the town. The Li family lives on the outskirts of the town, very close to the Milky Way. Their two children often go to the Milky Way to play.
Wang Youde became angry when he heard this. He yelled at Li Ma: "You often go to the Milky Way to play? Aren't you allowed to play in the river?"
"Seek your own death!"
Li Ma was an honest and honest middle-aged man. Facing the mayor, he shrank nervously, but he immediately knelt down when Wang Youde yelled at him.
Yun Song asked Wang Youde: "The Milky Way is at the door of your town. It's very hot now. The children will definitely be unable to help but play in the water. This cannot be controlled."
Wang Youde said: "Sir, you don't know something. Not to play in the river is a rule passed down from our ancestors. This is a tradition! No matter adults or children, you are not allowed to go into the water casually, especially children. They are never allowed to go into the water!"
Yun Song asked: "Why?"
Just as Wang Youde was about to speak, Feng Changqing suddenly spoke: "Because we have to live on drinking water and let people take a bath, then what we eat is not bath water?"
Yunsong said nothing.
What Feng Changqing told was not the truth, and this was not a suitable reason.
The water in the river is living water. How can anyone refuse to let people go into the river just because they eat the water in the river?
Xun Zhenzi said nothing after entering the door, and kept looking at the room.
He looked and made calculations with his fingers, and then said solemnly: "Your child has indeed seen a ghost, and he is afraid that he is haunted by ghosts. There is a lot of gloom in the house."
Li and Ma were so frightened that they quickly knelt down and kowtowed.
Xun Zhenzi said: "Supreme Heavenly Lord! I want to see your children and ask them to come out."
Li Ma said with a sad face: "Taoist Master, my boss was frightened. When he came back yesterday, he got into the house and locked the door. He refused to come out and refused to let us in. He didn't even give us food or water."
"From yesterday to now, not a drop of water has come in!"
After hearing this, Yun Song had a guess in his mind and said: "He is afraid of water, right?"
Li Ma said: "I'm not sure about this, but if we bring in water and rice, he will smash it and throw it away quickly."
Xun Zhenzi said impatiently: "Where is he now? Pindao, go and ask him a few words!"
Yun Song also wanted to ask.
Li Niu provided too little information.
Li Dagou locked himself in a side room, with the doors and windows tightly closed on a hot day.
Li Niu and Li Ma went up and knocked on the door and smashed the window, but there was no sound inside.
Wang Youde impatiently pressed himself against the window paper and looked in.
Face to face.
He screamed violently and ran back.
"Ahhh!"
Yun Song shouted: "What's wrong?"
Wang Youde shouted: "The eyeball is a miserable white eyeball!"
Yun Song alertly pressed himself against the window and looked inside.
According to Wang Youde, someone should have been sticking to the window and looking out from inside. The two looked at each other, so he saw an eye.
But he went up and looked carefully, but he didn't see anyone at the window. He only saw the dark side of the room and a person huddled in the corner.
A thin man.
Chapter completed!