Thirty-year-old Widow Yang is pregnant!

Eighteen-year-old Niu Xiaotian topped the hotly discussed list of Xingwang Village.

In the small earthen house where Niu Xiaotian lives, there were only mosquitoes and mice in the past, but now there is a constant stream of people and the wooden threshold is almost trampled.

On the earthen kang.

Niu Xiaotian coaxed the cigarette in his mouth, crossed his legs, his nostrils facing the sky, and the horse Gangzhu below was respectful and smiled flatteringly, "Xiaotian, your sister-in-law's stomach is still not moving, you have to help!"

"It's easy to say, two hundred!" Niu Xiaotian put out his winning scissors hand.

"It's too expensive! You're just..."

"Don't waste your energy? Just forget it if you don't want to get the money, next one." Niu Xiaotian interrupted impatiently.

"Okay, I'll give it!"

Ma Gangzhu's cheeks were sore, and he still used WeChat to transfer 200 yuan. Niu Xiaotian immediately collected it and said lazily: "I don't have time now. I'll go to your house tonight and let Sister Guixiang wash it clean and wait, so I can keep it.

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"Okay! We're waiting for you." Ma Gangzhu went out happily.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Musun came in, bent down and handed a box of good cigarettes, and said distressedly: "Xiaotian, my cow can't be pregnant, you have to deal with it."

"Beasts are cheaper, one hundred!" Niu Xiaotian raised a finger.

Not cheap either!

Wang Mushun's lips trembled violently, but he still handed a wrinkled red note. Niu Xiaotian snatched it and looked at the old man in front of him with a strange look. After a while, he sighed: "Uncle Shuanzi, I can see that it's yours."

question."

"Why is it still related to me?" Wang Mushuan widened his eyes in surprise.

"Have you ever beat a yellow-skinned boy to death? This is retribution." Niu Xiaotian reminded with a cold face.

"I'm convinced, Xiaotian, you are so amazing!" Wang Mushuo raised his thumb and admitted, "It was still three years ago when the yellow-skinned man came to steal the chicken, which made me look at it. Hehe

, slapped to death with a shovel, and sold twenty pieces of skin."

"I'll give you a demon-avoiding talisman, and I'll stick it on the cowshed when I go back and wait for the calf to raise it!"

Niu Xiaotian handed over a yellow paper talisman stacked into a triangle, and Wang Musun held it with both hands devoutly, and left with great gratitude.

People come and go, and in one day, Niu Xiaotian earned more than 3,000 yuan, and the good cigarettes piled on the kang were enough to smoke for half a year. Thinking about the hard days of the past, it suddenly seemed like a big dream.

"Master, don't worry, you old man, you will go there. The apprentice will definitely fulfill your wish!"

Niu Xiaotian knelt on the earthen kang with tears in his eyes, and kowtowed three times in the direction of Nanshan!

The senior orphan Niu Xiaotian is a strange flower in Xingwang Village. He is not diligent in four bodies, does not distinguish between grains, and never touches crops. He is so lazy that he can't even carry his butt.

Life relies on relief funds. I also had dreams when I was in school, but my female classmates accused him of being a hooligan and was forced to drop out of school.

False accusation!

shameless!

I haven't touched that ugly monster before!

Niu Xiaotian's cry for injustice spread throughout the school. On the day he was expelled from school, he went to the town in darkness and angrily smashed the glass of the principal's house.

After dropping out of school, Niu Xiaotian not only read books and plays mobile phones at home, but also held his hands behind his back to play chess, leisurely and wasted his time.

At the age of eighteen, the relief funds were cut off!

Niu Xiaotian must support himself, and the lazy cancer that spreads to the whole body must be cured.

The prosperous village surrounded by mountains has simple folk customs, beautiful scenery, dense jungles, and abundant mountain products.

Caishan is one of the main income of villagers.

Niu Xiaotian walked into the mountain with a machete alone and carried a small basket. The lazy man turned over and sang, which caused a sensation in the whole village.

However!

One day, two days, three days.

Niu Xiaotian never returns and disappears in the south of Nanshan.

To this end, the village director also organized villagers to go into the mountains to find people, searching through every valley, and only took back a rubber shoe with blood.

Unlucky, poor baby, it should have been eaten by the wolf!

Everyone thought Niu Xiaotian died in the mountains, and there was a passionate peasant woman who had shed cheap tears. Unexpectedly, in the evening seven days later, Niu Xiaotian, who was wearing straw sandals, suddenly appeared under the big locust tree in the village.

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The villagers chatting and fucking in the evening breeze surrounded them.

Niu Xiaotian looked like a thriller with his hands behind his back. He claimed that he had fallen off a cliff and was rescued by an old god. He survived the disaster and learned a lot of skills.

It’s no problem to tell fortunes, look at appearances, and feng shui!

To expel evil spirits and eliminate disasters, cure diseases and save people is a piece of cake!

Everyone burst into laughter, no one believed it. It was hard to say that Niu Xiaotian had read a few pirated books at home and wanted to cheat money by being enlightened by the gods.

"Haha, Xiaotian looks like a ghost like a bear. Otherwise, he will be stupid after eating poisonous mushrooms." The slutty Widow Yang smiled so much that she covered her stomach, unable to even straighten her waist.

Now, Niu Xiaotian was unhappy and said angrily: "Smile, you are now tattooed and have a baby in your stomach. It's been more than 40 days!"

Everyone was shocked, and then they laughed even louder.

"Spray dirty water to me. I won't live anymore, I will tear your mouth!" Widow Yang opened her teeth and rushed over, Niu Xiaotian turned around and ran away, and was chased for half of the village.

The iron tree is difficult to bloom, just as Widow Yang will not get pregnant!

Widow Yang's name is Yang Shuimei. She married from the neighboring village. She looks so round, with a large gourd shape that is bulging in front and tilted back. She will be imaginative at first glance.

Everyone envies her for being lucky, but infertile for three years, she went to a large hospital for examination and confirmed that she was sick.

Three years later, the man died of a serious illness and Yang Shuimei became a widow. A Taoist priest passed through Xingwang Village and said bluntly that Widow Yang not only had no children, but also had a husband, and neither her man had a good ending.

There are many troubles in front of the widow, but no one dares to touch Widow Yang, because they are afraid of being defeated!

yesterday.

The county's medical expert group came to Xingwang Village for free medical consultation, and Widow Yang also joined in the fun, saying that she had always felt sick recently. After several experts jointly confirmed that she was pregnant, she was more than a month old.

Who is the one who has made Widow Yang’s iron belly bigger?

Is it a moral depravity or a distortion of human nature?

Without an answer, Widow Yang was afraid of being drowned by the spitting star, so she ran back to her parents' home as soon as possible.

The villagers then remembered that it was Niu Xiaotian who first saw that Widow Yang was pregnant. He thought it was nonsense, but he didn't expect that this kid could really look at the photos, which was too accurate!

So everyone rushed to find him to solve the current problems.

It’s amazing to have money!

Niu Xiaotian confidently carried his hands behind his back and first went to the convenience store to buy a box of pepper instant noodles, plus a bag of plastic-sealed roasted pig trotters. After coming back, he had a full meal, wiped his mouth, cleaned it up, and prepared to go to Ma Gangzhu's house.

At this time, a burly middle-aged man strode in, with a squid face and a cold look. It was Zhang Yongbiao, the former village tyrant of Xingwang Village.

Relying on his tall and strong man and his uncle is the mayor, Zhang Yongbiao once kicked and bittened him in the village, and was arrogant and arrogant.

When the big girl and his wife saw him, they hid away. After the man was beaten up by him, he dared not speak out, and even smiled and gave him money.

If you walk too much at night, you will always encounter ghosts!

Zhang Yongbiao was cruel and cruel, but he was sentenced to five years in prison for the crime of injuring someone. It was supposed to be released.

"You're going to have a ball?" Niu Xiaotian asked unhappily.

"Don't pretend to be confused. You are a hooligan with my sister. It's time to settle the account!" Zhang Yongbiao clenched his fists, and a crisp sound was made between his knuckles.

Niu Xiaotian is in a big trouble. What kind of people do this family? Men and women are all stinky hooligans. He couldn't help but shout: "Fuck! It was your sister who framed me and caused me to be expelled from the school."
Chapter completed!