Chapter 2 Quick Wash
I want to extort money, but I don’t even have any door!
I still want to settle the score with your sister, and I grow up like a bear with rotten vegetable leaves. I also have the nerve to frame myself as a hooligan. Who gives her the courage?
Did Liang Jingru give her a cloud made of rain, which made her float?
In the past, Niu Xiaotian would definitely choose to lose money and avoid disasters, but now it is different. Although he has only inherited the power of the master's little power, he is still more relaxed in dealing with a village tyrant.
It’s better to start first!
Niu Xiaotian grabbed a pair of shoe repair awls, made a very accurate move, and tugged it hard on the Yunmen hole of Zhang Yongbiao's shoulder.
With a muffled groan, Zhang Yongbiao felt half of his body numb, and his hand clenched with fists automatically released. He widened his eyes and said in amazement: "You, you kid, you really dare to do it after taking the leopard courage?"
"Get out of Xingwang Village!"
Niu Xiaotian sneered, then flew up and kicked Zhang Yongbiao in the crotch.
Hit the goal, full mark!
Zhang Yongbiao screamed and squatted down with his crotch covering his pants. The pain made his forehead covered with beads of sweat the size of beans, and his whole body was twitching and he couldn't speak.
Don't worry about him being kicked out!
This guy was originally a soft boy, hehe, it was also the luck of the women in Xingwang Village, and he was not defiled by him.
Wiping the blood from the awl cleaned Zhang Yongbiao's face, Niu Xiaotian grabbed the guy's neck and dragged it to the street like a dead dog.
Wang Musun happened to drive a ox cart by.
Seeing this scene, his eyes were so shocked that he almost popped out. Is Niu Xiaotian crazy? He actually got into trouble on Tai Sui's head, and he was desperate?
The timid Wang Musun, fearing that he would be implicated, jumped out of the car and led the cow and ran in the other direction.
Since the incident, Zhang Yongbiao's family has moved to the town. This time he came on a motorcycle. His goal is very clear, and he is to ask Niu Xiaotian for money.
Niu Xiaotian snorted disdainfully and kicked the motorcycle on the side of the road down, hitting Zhang Yongbiao in the waist again.
Facing the cool evening breeze and the intoxicating sunset, Niu Xiaotiantou did not return, humming a small song all the way and walked slowly towards the west end of the village.
At the foot of the mountain, by the river.
A newly built three large brick houses are Ma Gangzhu's home.
At this moment, wisps of smoke were coming out of the chimney on the roof, and they were squeezed into various shapes by the evening breeze.
Niu Xiaotian pushed open the big iron gate and heard a fierce barking of dogs. Dahuang was pulling the iron chain hard, lifting his front paws to stand, baring his teeth at the visitors.
"Darhuang, there are so many eye poops. Is it because I have no wife to get angry?" Niu Xiaotian joked with a smile, "I can't bite you anyway, I'll be exhausted.
But Dahuang seemed to understand, suddenly lay down, covered her face with her claws, peeked at her with her eyes exposed, and made a whimpering sound from her mouth.
"Hey, I didn't expect you, a beast, to have fun." Niu Xiaotian found it very funny.
The door of the house opened, and a woman of twenty-five or twenty-six walked out, with a festive baby face, a bulging under her flower jacket, and underneath were long-time outdated trousers, wearing men's large slippers.
It is Ma Gangzhu's daughter-in-law Yu Guixiang. As her name suggests, the fragrance of osmanthus flowers is always there.
Yu Guixiang is an in-depth victim of online chicken soup articles.
The bricks said that taking a bath can damage the body's beneficial bacteria and lead to various diseases. Not taking a bath has many benefits, and the secreted oil can protect the skin.
Yu Guixiang believed in this and never took a bath again, even washing her face once every seven days.
What’s hateful is that Ma Gangzhu actually claimed to the public that he likes this taste!
"Xiaotian is here, come into the house quickly!" Yu Guixiang smiled.
"Sister-in-law, have you taken a shower?"
Niu Xiaotian asked with his nose, and he could smell this special mixed fragrance two meters away, making people feel like he had entered an oil press.
"Do you have to take a shower?" Yu Guixiang couldn't help but resist.
"The smell of washing is a respect for the gods, and healing is effective. Otherwise, I will leave and ignore the matter in your stomach." Niu Xiaotian said seriously.
"Okay, I'll wash it right away. You can chat with Gangzhu for a while." Yu Guixiang reluctantly agreed.
"Change the clothes and wear a bag."
Niu Xiaotian gestured twice on his chest, and Yu Guixiang was so embarrassed that she blushed and came to chase after him.
In the east room, Ma Gangzhu sat on the kang head with his knees in his arms. On the round kang table, there was a plate of fried peanuts and a pot of white meat stewed with sauerkraut, and several pieces of black blood sausages were floating.
"Brother Xiaotian, come and eat something casually and make two more cups!"
Ma Gangzhu grabbed the warm white wine bottle and arranged it with a smile, but Niu Xiaotian waved his hand straight, not drinking cheap wine or trying to move the dishes. One of the things he disliked the most in his life was blood sausage.
He reached out and grabbed a handful of peanuts, threw a piece of peanut in his mouth and chewed it. Niu Xiaotian asked, "Brother Gangzhu, you and sister-in-law Guixiang have been married for two years, right?"
"Two years and three months." Ma Gangzhu remembered Men Qing.
"From your face, the palace of descendants is full and fleshy, and the left and right echoes, it should be the fate of the two sons."
"That's great!" Ma Gangzhu's eyes shone and he rubbed his hands excitedly, "Our family's three generations of single passers-by, and when we arrived here, we were afraid that the incense would be broken, and we didn't expect it to be able to grow."
"Everything is not absolute. Three parts are destined by heaven, and seven parts are up to oneself. The key lies in my sister-in-law. Even though the seeds are good, they must grow seedlings in the ground." Niu Xiaotian was serious.
"Then please brother, you can do whatever you say." Ma Gangzhu hurriedly handed another cigarette.
It was vaguely heard the sound of water coming from the west room. It was estimated that Yu Guixiang's bathing water could fall to the ground as fertilizer.
The two were chatting and waiting in the east room. Ma Gangzhu couldn't help but be curious. While eating pickled vegetables, he inquired: "Xiaotian, what do the old god you met in Nanshan look like?"
"Do you still need to ask? Just like the one on the drawing." Niu Xiaotian pointed proudly at the birthday star picture on the wall.
"I guess so."
Ma Gangzhu patted his thighs and grinned and laughed loudly. This is what the gods should do.
In fact, the master Niu Xiaotian met was a thin and black old man living in a cave, wearing a dirty Taoist robe, with a short gray beard, and without a trace of a god.
Only those pair of eyes are deep and invisible.
Niu Xiaotian, who was lost in the deep mountains and forests, lost his basket and shoes. He accidentally broke into the cave in a miserable way and was taken as his apprentice by this little old man who claimed to be Xuantong.
It’s not that Niu Xiaotian is talented and talented, but that the cultivation level of Xuantong Zhenren is exhausted, and the day of the deadline is coming, and he will not be able to catch his good disciples at the moment.
In this way, Niu Xiaotian was pressed by the real person on his forehead and used his magic power to forcibly instill three books, namely "Feng Shui Jing", "Medical Immortal True Interpretation" and "Spiritual and Daofa".
He also instilled the last trace of true martial arts power into Niu Xiaotian and explained his unfulfilled wishes.
The true man Xuantong passed away suddenly, and when he left, his expression was peaceful.
Niu Xiaotian took away the treasure left by his master without hesitation and set a fire in the cave.
Ma Gangzhu's next question interrupted Niu Xiaotian's memory.
"Brother Xiaotian, can you tell me who is the baby in Widow Yang's belly? There are really people who are not afraid of death."
Chapter completed!