Chapter 192 Listen to Pindao's explanation and ask for a monthly ticket
Chapter 192 You listen to my explanation (please ask for monthly votes)
"Master Jiang, you are really our great benefactor!"
"My father said that the first thunder split the sheep's house, and the second thunder struck, the black goat was scared to death on the spot."
"I'm strict in my control now, so don't let me say it. Don't worry, my whole family will go to Tianyuan Taoist Temple to fulfill their vows and burn incense tomorrow." Jiang Huanong's brother knelt down for the third time.
Jiang Yun was very helpless. He forced the person to pull him up and said, "Stand up, don't kneel!"
"The emperor has been dead for many years these days. Now, no one is worthy of our knees except for his mother, father and ancestors!"
"In our China, gods are all workers. In the past, the Dragon King would be stripped of the Dragon King Temple and whipped it with a whip."
"I just helped a little bit, it's a little bit of a big deal. If you want to go to the temple, you can burn incense. If you don't want to go, it's okay."
"Also, those two thunders just now really have nothing to do with me, that's really just a coincidence."
"Now that black goat is dead. I will summon the thunder again to prove my innocence. I want to persuade you to believe in science. Why is it so difficult?"
Jiang Yun looked at the gloomy sky and smiled. No matter whether he could summon heavenly thunder this time, he could explain it perfectly.
The black goat was dead. If it still summoned the thunder, it would prove that the black goat was not the one who struck.
If the sky thunder is not summoned, it can just clear your suspicion in front of the water friend.
I really don’t know how to use thunder, so I have to believe in science!
He pinched a magic trick and said loudly: "Heaven and Earth are invincible, the mysterious heart is the Dharma, the Nine Sky Divine Thunder, listen to my order."
"Thunder comes to protect you!"
Click~~
Rumble~~
Rumble ~~
Rumble rumble ~~
The thunder sounded, and violent blue-purple lightning flashed back and forth in the dark clouds, and finally slashed down hard.
After this loud noise, everything was quiet. In a short while, it started to drizzle in the sky.
"Everyone has seen it. This is a very normal rain and thunder. It really has nothing to do with me." Jiang Yun said seriously.
The water friends in the live broadcast room were confused at this time.
"It's not right, it feels a little bit wrong, but I can't say it."
"Did the anchor change the script? Why is it different from the previous script?"
"I believe in the anchor, I believe in science, it is normal to thunder and rain today [funny]"
"Hey, Taoist priest is really a waste. Why didn't he prepare two pieces of jujube wood and make some jujube wood in batches? I really want to buy a Fire Dragon Pan Sword Token."
"It's normal to thunder today, and everyone understands it."
After several people put the fish, they packed up their things and were about to go to the goose farm to shelter from the rain.
"Good luck comes that good luck comes..."
The ringtone of Jiang Huanong's brothers' cell phone rang again. He smiled and walked, saying, "Dad, don't worry, I am inviting Master Jiang to visit our goose farm."
"No, what's the thing? The big fat pig in the backyard just now was struck by lightning and was struck into black charcoal?"
"The black goat is the chicken-eating person. Why did Tianlei kill our fat pig?"
Jiang Yun explained from the side: "That thunder really has nothing to do with me. It may be because your family's feng shui is not good."
"Three thunders struck a place at the same time. This kind of thing happened at the same time, both at home and abroad. In fact, it is normal, but the location was not chosen correctly when building a house."
"If you don't believe it, I can summon heavenly thunder again to prove your innocence."
"The world is invincible, the mysterious heart is the Dharma, the divine thunder of the sky, listen to my orders."
"Thunder comes to protect you!"
"Thunder come!"
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"Thunder come!"
...
"Thunder come!"
There is only drizzle falling in the sky, so how can there be any trace of thunder?
Jiang Huanong and his brother had different expressions on their faces, only Jin Zhuzi still looked at Jiang Yun with admiration.
Although he believed in science very much, he also believed from the bottom of his bones that the two thunders that had just been successfully summoned were actually a coincidence, but he couldn't stand being handsome!
After a few people arrived at the goose farm.
Everyone took a towel to dry the wet hair, took off their half-wet coat, and hanged it on a clothes hanger.
After Jiang Yun dried Xiaobai and Xiaohei, who were trembling with cold, he put the two little guys in front of the boiler to roast the fire, and then went to visit the backyard.
After all, it was struck by heavenly thunder three times in a row, which was more or less outrageous.
The backyard of the geese farm is quite simple, with a sheep house and feed room in the middle, and a pigpen behind the sheep house.
The two red brick houses that people live in are next to the backyard.
The two red brick houses were built in a very exquisite manner. Although they only cost tens of thousands of yuan, the construction effect was no worse than the Gansu man who spent 1.32 million yuan to build them.
Jiang Yun entered the backyard and looked at the big hole struck by lightning on the steel plate on the sheep house, and fell into deep thought.
This is unscientific. Why did Tianlei break into this house?
He walked out of the sheep house, jumped up and looked at the roof, then understood, and immediately persuaded him: "Two lay Buddhists, you must be careful!"
"This goose farm is already in high geographical location. You still have an antenna there. No wonder you were struck by lightning three times."
"It's a blessing that this didn't hit anyone. Now it won't cost much to get WiFi, so don't put up an antenna on the top of the mountain to watch TV."
The water friends in the live broadcast room nodded and took the hindsight.
"Damn it, no wonder you have to believe in science. Taoist priest said nothing wrong."
"There is an antenna on the top of the mountain to watch TV. This is really an old birthday boy who hangs himself and thinks he has a long life!"
"I remember, there was a family in our village before. They watched TV on rainy days, and Lei followed the antenna to crack their TV."
Jiang Yun returned to the sheep house. He looked at the black goat lying straight on the ground, frowned, and carefully checked.
This black goat is indeed a little bit wrong. Its belly is so big that it is so big. When it opens its eyes, its eyes are blood red.
"Three, you still have to believe in science."
"The weird and aggressive behaviors of herbivores are often caused by digestive lesions, and this black goat is no exception."
"Its belly is so big that it is probably because the parasites in its belly are multiplying in large quantities. In fact, it's okay if you give it some insecticide."
"Also, goats would stand up and walk, but they were rare. That was not a weird thing. They checked a lot online."
Several people listened to Jiang Yun's analysis and said it was obvious that they could not control it for a while.
However, many fans in the live broadcast room stood up to prove Jiang Yun.
There are water friends from Inner Mongolia and Xinjiang who have raised many sheep at home and have also seen goats walking.
There are also water friends from the veterinary department of the Agricultural College or water friends from the veterinary industry who have sent barrages to talk about a lot of professional knowledge.
I only talked about one truth: herbivores do have many strange behaviors due to digestive lesions, which in turn attack other animals and even humans.
Jiang Yun came to the backyard. He looked at the big fat pig struck by thunder, shook his head, and said regretfully: "Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, what a miserable pig!"
"If its pig's nest can be farther away from the backyard, it will not be struck by lightning, the city gate will catch fire, and the fish in the pond will be affected. It is really a disaster."
Jiang Huanong's brother breathed a sigh of relief, then ran into the room where he lived, took out a large plastic bag from the refrigerator.
He untied the plastic bag and said, "Master Jiang, then look at this chicken."
"I'm also worried that it was the sheep demon. When I watch TV series, many Taoist priests in it would use the corpses of killed animals, so I didn't dare to throw away this half of the chicken."
"Look at it, if there is nothing wrong, I'll dig a hole in this thing."
Jiang Yun looked at the half chicken, his face changed, frowned, and said, "No, what you said to me is wrong."
"There is actually something else that happened in this backyard..."
Chapter completed!