Chapter 193 The Weasel's Quotation (please ask for monthly votes)

"Dear laymen, you may not be willing to believe that the real murderer who killed the chicken was actually this fat pig."

"Don't panic, because pigs are omnivorous animals, it's normal to bite a chicken to death. Don't over-explain it." Jiang Yun explained seriously.

The people at the scene looked at the pigs struck by lightning, all looking at each other.

The sheep died of illness. It is understandable that the pig bit the chicken to death and was struck by thunder. This is absurd.

If you find a reporter, you can go to the news, so it is difficult not to over-explain.

The fans in the live broadcast room don’t have so many concerns.

"Master Taoist, is there any cause and effect cycle in this world?"

"Why do I feel a bit like a love triangle between sheep, chicken and pig?"

"Good guy, if I hadn't seen Conan for many years, I would have been shocked by this final outcome. What's this all called!"

"Hahaha, I originally thought it was a thriller story before bed, but I didn't expect that I would eventually enter science."

"Did the pig be struck by lightning because it was too unlucky, or did it be struck by lightning because it bites to death and eats chicken?"

"The Taoist priest certainly doesn't know the truth about this matter, we have to ask God."

After the rain is light.

Jiang Yun originally planned to leave, but he was forcibly stayed by Huanong's brothers, saying that he would repay him well and had to invite him to a whole pig banquet and a roasted whole lamb.

"Although I have no taboos for this lay Buddhist, it is really bad to eat too much fish and meat. I have gained two pounds of weight these days."

"Master, don't refuse. If you don't take a bite of that pig and that sheep, who would dare to move our chopsticks?"

"Let's not waste food. It's a pity that a pig and a sheep dug a hole and buried it." Jiang Huanong also advised.

Jiang Yun sighed, and he whispered: "The Heavenly Lord of Blessings, sins, sins."

"All lay Buddhists said this. Then I will stay for a meal and we will exercise to lose weight tomorrow."

The fans in the live broadcast room don’t understand.

"Master, you have gained two pounds. Is that called fat?"

"I have a good meal today, lose weight tomorrow, and if I go tomorrow, I will lose weight tomorrow [Funny]"

"I was quite afraid of the black goat and the big fat pig. For some reason, I suddenly became greedy now."

Jiang Yun entered the house and began to roast the fire around the boiler.

In the north, winter is heated for winter.

And this winter in the south can only rely on integrity.

If the whole family is fine, basically after leaving the bed, the whole family will stay in front of the brazier and cook the fire.

The process of killing sheep and pigs was too bloody. In order to prevent the live broadcast room from being blocked, Jiang Yun did not go to the live broadcast to join in the fun.

However, the sound from the backyard can still be heard into the house.

Jiang Huanong sighed very much: "Brother, I hugged the sheep you raised when I was young. In a blink of an eye, the sheep is so big."

"Before we kill the sheep, we should just weigh the sheep, make a record and leave a thought."

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already figured out the picture.

"Everyone, Jiang Huanong calls her sheep, abbreviated as - Jiang Hua Camel."

"Hua Tuo is a miracle doctor of his generation. His lame chickens, bamboo rats with heatstroke, and drunk pigs have been cured. Every time he gets the disease."

"It's just that the medicines prescribed are all spices, and they need to be assisted by charcoal fire, plus pots and pans [dog heads save lives]"

"Does Jiang Huanong care about the sheep? He is the body of a greedy sheep, he..."

"Hahaha, I seriously suspect that the sheep in my brother's family got sick and was a parasite in Huanong Investment [Funny]"

While the pig slaughter banquet and roasting whole lamb in the backyard were in full swing, Jiang Yun held Xiaobai and guarded the boiler and roasted the fire.

He said helplessly: "Dear lay people, this matter happened suddenly. I originally wanted to take everyone to do evening classes today, but now I can't go back. So let it go."

"I guess there will be two hours left to have a meal. We will have time to chat now, which is actually quite good. If you have any questions, please ask me."

"I must know everything and say everything."

He opened a vote to let the live broadcast room choose between chatting about gossip, news and interesting stories about cultivating immortals.

As a result, the vote for talking about interesting stories about cultivating immortals was far ahead, and with a gap of nearly ten times, crushing the vote for the other two options.

"Dear laymen, since you want to hear me talk about the cultivation of immortals, it's okay if I say it."

"The following story is purely a fictional adaptation, don't believe it."

Jiang Yun talked about a strange thing that happened when his master Chisong Zhenren was young and was placing an order in a Taoist temple in the northeast.

One day he went out to visit a friend. After drinking, he came back alone on the night walk.

As we all know, in the Northeast, Nagada, there are many monsters, and they must be the immortal who has become a spirit.

People who practice naturally believe in science.

When Chisong came back, he met a yellow man standing up halfway.

The yellow-skinned boy was very polite. After seeing someone, he bowed and greeted him, and then said with a smile: "Fellow Daoist, please stay!"

According to its own statement, it is an honest weasel who lives in the Buddhist niche every day, practices diligently, and finally learns to speak human language and walk on the road.

It wants to practice to become a human, get rid of the animal realm, and walk into the human realm.

After practicing enough, as long as someone says it looks like a human, it can turn into a human form and achieve the right result.

"Fellow Taoist, I have two bags of grain here. They are all the wheat ears I picked up from the fields during the busy farming period. As long as you say I am like a human, I will give you these two bags of grain."

"Fellow Taoist, let me ask you, what do I look like?" Huang Pizi dragged out two bags of food and asked with a smile.

When Jiang Yun talked about this, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded.

Many fans began to speculate on the ending of the story.

"Willn't it be free to get the monster who has become a spirit meets Taoist Achisong?"

"Don't say that, Xiaobai lives well when he meets the Taoist priest, and he has also obtained a regular staffing for himself."

"If you sell mahjong, you will meet a weasel and ask for a seal. Whatever you say it looks like, it will become. If I meet it, I will definitely say it looks like a big yellow girl."

"If everything can be changed, I feel that it's good to say that a weasel is like Reba."

"Do you think it's possible for the yellow skin of the Northeast to turn it into a Xinjiang beauty?"

[Successor of the Sixteen-character Yin and Yang]: "Don't think too simple about the story. If you say that the weasel is like, then you have to bear that karma."

"If you can't afford it, you will get a serious illness at the worst, and you will die on the spot. You still want to say Reba and Nazha, which is quite beautiful."

Jiang Yun nodded and said, "Mr. Yin and Yang are right. If you want to seal it as a human, you will have to bear the corresponding price."

"The world of cultivation should also pay attention to the conservation of energy. Although my master can take on the karma of sealing yellow-skinned sons as human beings, whoever is idle is fine and likes to cause trouble for himself."

"He was bored on the road that night, so he used the yellow skin to make fun of the baby and chatted for a long time."

"They talked for half an hour, but the yellow-skinned man became anxious and jumped onto the grain bag, even his tail was furious."
Chapter completed!