Chapter 249: If you rub it, you won't come back, ask for a monthly ticket
Chapter 249 I won’t come back after rubbing (please give me a monthly ticket)
"Of course Is it a marriage?"
"Who are you with?" Jiang Yun grabbed Zhao Bingbing's hand and asked curiously.
"Master, are you and I destined to be?"
"I am a practitioner, and you and I have no chance!" Jiang Yun directly let go of Zhao Bingbing's hand, turned around and wanted to leave.
After he walked to the gate of the courtyard, he suddenly stopped and turned around and turned around.
"Reporter Zhao, your hands are a little cold. It should be because of insufficient supply of qi and blood. If you are fine, you must strengthen your exercise."
"Hey, young people nowadays usually lie on the bed with their cell phones, put their left foot on their right foot, and then start playing with their cell phones. They really lack exercise!"
After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he shook his head and left the courtyard.
He returned to his room, lifted the quilt, looked at Xiaobai who was sleeping, and pushed the little guy into it helplessly.
Continuous use of the three hexagrams to ask for directions, distances, and character-based hexagrams consumes a lot of energy and spirit, so you must make up for a nap.
After Jiang Yun lay on the bed, he was confused and noticed that Xiaobai was about to lie on him, and immediately subconsciously grabbed the little guy's back neck.
"Stop making trouble. If you are tired of your teacher, go to bed first!"
"Yeah..."
"What, I've suppressed your hair for my teacher?"
...
The dream is gone without trace.
When I woke up, I felt refreshed and as a saint as a Buddha.
After Jiang Yun got up, he looked at his cell phone and it was seven o'clock in the afternoon.
After he found that Xiaobai was still sleeping, he sighed deeply.
This little guy is so sleepy and can sleep. It seems that she is going to have trouble tonight.
Jiang Yun went to the cafeteria and planned to have lunch and replenish his energy. As soon as he arrived at the cafeteria, Zhao Bingbing squatted down.
"Master Jiang, what a coincidence!"
"Master, will you still be broadcasting tonight?"
"Master, do you want me to go to your live broadcast room tonight to increase your popularity?"
Jiang Yun held the dining plate and stopped. After thinking about it, he agreed decisively.
If you are popular and don’t take advantage of the bastard, Bingbing’s popularity online is not ordinary. There are a bunch of husband fans, and there are tens of thousands of people in his live broadcast room alone.
After lunch together, the two came to a remote courtyard.
The little Taoist priest from the Wudang Sect brought them melon seeds, tea and snacks.
Jiang Yun looked at the time and happened to be 7:30 in the evening. He turned on the drone and started today's live broadcast.
And on mobile phone, the title of today's live broadcast room was modified.
"Tonight's famous reporter Zhao Bingbing will visit this live broadcast room"
"Friends, good evening, everyone!" Jiang Yun looked at the camera and greeted him with a smile.
The fans in the live broadcast room didn’t buy it at all, and many people began to complain wildly.
"Master, you are not kind!"
"I treat the anchor as my close friend, and the Taoist priest actually takes advantage of me. It's really too much."
"Yeah, we are all honest people. You are actually hiding your way from us, which is heartbreaking!"
"Master, apologize immediately."
"Damn it, it's okay if the airs suddenly went off at noon, why are there more people around the Taoist priest?"
Jiang Yun looked at the barrage of the water friend, bowed his head and said sincerely: "Dear laymen, I will use Taoism at noon today to find the location of my son for the old aunt."
"The Taoist technique cannot be explained now. It is suspected of feudal superstition, so it is not convenient to broadcast live. I hope everyone can understand it."
"Bingbing reporters are by my side throughout the whole process. If you don't believe it, you can ask him!"
The drone camera was aimed at Zhao Bingbing who was eating snacks, and Zhao Bingbing's face turned red suddenly.
The 70,000 to 80,000 male fans in the live broadcast room became excited on the spot.
"I'm throwing it away, it's really Bingbing reporter."
"The Taoist priest is really powerful and he actually found all the Bingbing reporters."
"Wife, stop eating, your head will be bigger if you eat weight [Dog head saves your life]"
"Hiss, this is the first time I have discovered this kind of fantasy linkage on the Tiger Fish Live Broadcast Platform."
"It's over, my Bingbing's wife is with the Taoist priest. Why do I feel like they are like CPs? Am I green? "
"Wife, have you witnessed the whole process of the Taoist priest doing this afternoon?"
Zhao Bingbing looked at the number of barrage in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room, and she also took a breath.
Last time at Tianyuan Taoist Temple, Jiang Yun's live broadcast room was so popular that she was shocked. It was only a long time since the number of VIP guests in the live broadcast room doubled.
That night, Jiang Yun and Zhao Bingbing started chatting mode in the yard.
A master of Taoist Akasong personally taught, and a professional journalist, both of them are quite good at finding topics.
The popularity of the live broadcast room is rising rapidly.
When the two talked until after nine o'clock, a fly suddenly landed on the table.
The fly rubbed its head at an extremely fast speed. As it rubbed, its head suddenly became rubbed off by itself.
The drone shot just captured this scene and gave a big close-up.
The water lover in the live broadcast room watched the fly grabbing his head, rubbing it constantly, and shaking his wings from time to time, and laughed.
"Where did the stupid flies come from? How did you twist your head off?"
"Master, look at the fly on your table!"
"Is this considered suicide?"
"This fly is really a cruel person. It is not cold in winter in Hubei. There is no need to commit suicide in this way, right?"
Jiang Yun was originally listening to Bingbing chatting about interesting things about reporters. After he looked down at the barrage in the live broadcast room of his mobile phone, he immediately noticed the fly.
Then, my eyes could no longer go back.
The fly has now pulled down his head completely and rubbed it with his hands.
"Master Jiang, are you listening to me?"
"Hiss, why did the fly twist off its head this time?" Zhao Bingbing also became interested.
Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Dear laymen, this picture of my live broadcast room today will definitely become a hot search on major platforms."
"So now, I'll give you some pre-school videos to you. In the fly world, female flies that can rub their heads and rub quickly are more attractive to males."
"This behavior is not common in the fly world, but not rare. After the head of a fly, it will also have conditioned reflexes."
"It probably won't react later and rubbed off its head."
The fans in the live broadcast room are very puzzled.
"Master, are you lying to me?"
"Some flies, once rubbed, will disappear. Alas, it's so pitiful!"
"That unlucky guy, he was fine when rubbing, but he couldn't go back."
"It's not a skill to play with it when you twist it off, it's great to be able to go back [Secretly Observe]"
"Is Director Tibetan Fox here or not? Is Taoist priest talking about his calf?"
"Fly: Don't force me, I'll get cruel and dare to twist my head off and play with it!"
Zhao Bingbing looked at the fly, threw down a hair, poked the fly, and then sighed: "Some things, once rubbed, will not come back."
Jiang Yun frowned and asked, "Reporter Zhao, what are you talking about? Are you talking about me?"
While the two were teasing flies, a little Taoist priest broke in in panic.
Chapter completed!