Chapter 250 Mental illness and neurosis (please give me a monthly vote)

The little Taoist priest was in disheveled clothes, sweating all over his face, and looked very panicked.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he was talking about tigers and wolves, which shocked everyone: "Two lay Buddhists, do you know? I saw things you can't see!"

Jiang Yun: "emmmmm"

Zhao Bingbing: "emmmmm"

More than 200,000 fans in the live broadcast room: "emmmmm"

Zhao Bingbing is worthy of being a reporter who has seen the world. She immediately judged the safest place to appear and hid directly beside Jiang Yun.

Jiang Yun asked curiously: "Fellow Taoist, what did you see?"

A wisp of saliva flowed out of the corner of the little Taoist's mouth, and he wiped it off with his sleeves casually, and he looked stupid.

"It's not to be said, it's not to be said. Those things are not clean, so you must avoid them when you see them."

"What the hell is it?"

The little Taoist priest mysteriously approached Jiang Yun. He lowered his voice and said, "It's three black shadows. I saw them coming to the Wudang Sect at a very fast speed. It should have arrived now."

"ah?"

Zhao Bingbing exclaimed and rushed into Jiang Yun's arms.

Jiang Yun had no expression on his face, pressing Bingbing's head and pushing the person away.

"Reporter Zhao, please don't take the opportunity to take advantage of the situation. This is the Wudang Sect. The ancestor of the Three Qingshu and Emperor Zhenwu guard together. How could an unclean evil spirit sneak in?"

He came out of his body and wandered around the Wudang Sect.

There is peace everywhere, and the Sanqing Hall and the Golden Top are even more dazzling. Where do evil spirits come from?

"Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, fellow Taoist, how much does 1+1 equal?" Jiang Yun looked suspiciously at the nervous little Taoist priest in front of him.

The little Taoist priest raised two fingers and answered: "Are you stupid? Is that natural equal to two?"

"Looking at me, why do you even ask 1+1? Alas, you really can't behave like a person!"

A row of question marks appeared above Jiang Yun's head. He clenched his fists and almost hit someone.

Whose disciple is this guy? Why is Wudang Sect so much all the bulls and horses going to attack? It's too much!

The water friends in the live broadcast room were so angry that they were so angry that they were laughing.

"This little Taoist priest is a talented person, and he actually dares to tease the Taoist priest."

"Is there really evil spirits in Wudang Mountain?"

"Let's put aside the facts, are you talking about this little Taoist priest crazy?"

"666, I've watched the live broadcast for so long, and finally someone teased the anchor in real life."

"Good guy, sooner or later, this Taoist priest has grasped the essence of his life."

Jiang Yun was not angry. He was about to ask about the identity of the little Taoist priest, and then contact Chen Yunlong and take the person away.

The gate of the courtyard opened again.

Chen Shilei was also disheveled and rushed in with sweat.

He complained, "Jiuqi, why did you come here? Don't disturb your uncle's live broadcast, it's time for you to take medicine."

"Uncle Master, don't be surprised. Jiuwu is my little disciple. He studies sociology and studies the funeral industry."

"I don't know what happened. He went to the crematorium for an internship six months ago. When he came back, he was fine. As a result, he went to Wudang Mountain and became crazy like an evil person."

"Mental illness?" Zhao Bingbing asked subconsciously.

Jiang Yun grabbed the hand of the little Taoist priest Jiuwu, took the pulse for the person, and shook his head.

He said: "Reporter Zhao is not a mental illness, but a mental illness. You are also a mental illness."

"This fellow Taoist probably has been in the crematorium for a long time and has suffered some nerve problems. He is called a psychopath."

"Master Jiang, why are you scolding me? I am crazy, why am I crazy too?"

Jiang Yun looked at the angry Zhao Bingbing and asked, "Reporter Zhao, are you not sleeping enough and you often have nightmares in the middle of the night?"

"Yeah, that's right."

"Then I'm right, you're also a crazy person and need to take care of yourself."

Zhao Bingbing was stunned. She silently took out her cell phone and checked it online.

Sleep disorders are not mental illnesses, but neurological diseases. This...

The water friends in the live broadcast room were also stunned for a moment.

"It's over, it's over, my Bingbing's wife is actually a lunatic."

"The difference between mental illness and neurosis is tormenting others and the other tormenting oneself."

"My parents have insomnia. I just said that they were crazy, but they were mixed with doubles by men and women. Hiss, it hurts so much."

"My fellow Taoists, in fact, obsessive-compulsive disorder is mental illness, and insomnia is mental illness."

"The case was solved. My wife and I often quarrel. It turns out that she is a psychopath, and I am a mentally ill."

"I suddenly got a distinction between mental illness and mental illness. I have been foolish about these two diseases. I received it, and received it."

Jiang Yun looked at Zhao Bingbing with a cute face and felt quite happy.

He looked at the drone camera and bowed and said, "Dear laymen, it's already ten o'clock. Let's broadcast this live today. Let's see you tomorrow."

"It's better to go to bed early and get up early, otherwise insomnia will become a lunatic. In the future, I'm embarrassed to speak up when I scold others."

The fans in the live broadcast room were kind and said goodbye with a smile.

"Master, it will be broadcast on time at 7:30 tomorrow morning."

"I haven't done morning classes for a long time. I've been feeling tired all over the past two days. Can I do morning classes tomorrow morning?"

"By bye, be bye bye, fellow Taoists, see you tomorrow morning."

"Fuck, I don't watch the live broadcast, my wife actually patted my butt and said she wanted me to take a shower. I'll give me a surprise later [未分]."

Jiang Yun is planning to take off the airplane and take back the drone.

Zhao Bingbing suddenly spoke and asked, "Master Jiang, you promised me to shoot a kung fu documentary, you won't forget it, right?"

"I am a principled person. Since I agree, I will definitely not forget it."

"Reporter Zhao, you are the one who stays in Wudang Mountain and you don't even have shooting equipment. Let's talk about that matter when you are ready." After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he was about to leave with his hands behind his back.

Zhao Bingbing said firmly and shouted: "The shooting equipment will arrive tomorrow, and the script has been written."

"Master Jiang, then we will agree to open a kung fu documentary tomorrow."

Jiang Yun nodded and left with his hands behind his back.

The water friends in the live broadcast room happened to hear this conversation and everyone started to speculate.

"Damn it, I'm going to shoot a kung fu documentary tomorrow. I don't know if the Taoist priest has any rival scenes."

"If the Taoist priest of the Wudang Sect cooperates with the performance, will the Wudang Sect be wiped out?"

"Will that priest still broadcast the kung fu documentary?"

"I want to see the real light abilities of Wudang, and I hope the anchor can meet my small requirements."

"Hehehe, take a cold shower today, catch a cold tomorrow, and take a leave to watch the live broadcast."

"Come on cold? Isolate, be sure to isolate!"

When Jiang Yun was about to open the door and go back to sleep, Chen Shilei chased after him alone and chased him from behind.

He looked a little solemn and asked, "Uncle Master, is my disciple really mentally ill?"

"Yes, it's because of some mental stimulation, so I'm crazy when I speak. It should be fine if I rest for a while."

"Then are the three black shadows my disciples mentioned true or false?"

"Shi Lei, you have to believe in science. The Wudang Sect is peaceful and there is absolutely no evil spirit. Remember, believe in science." Jiang Yun patted Chen Shilei on the shoulder.

He walked into the room and closed the door.

After listening to the movements in the room, Chen Shilei muttered that he believed in science, he shook his head and turned around and left.

(End of this chapter)
Chapter completed!