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Chapter 171 Platypus

Author: Miracle Pie

Xiao Kai felt that it was time for him to show off, "I am the general manager of Zhihai, and I am also in charge of litigation supervision. If this plaintiff has any reasons for infringement, please inform me."

I am very satisfied with Xiao Kai's work initiative, "This case is hosted by Xiao Kai, and the rest of you are assisting. Remember the sixteen-character policy: all living beings are equal, neither indulgence nor harshness. Be frank and lenient, treat illnesses and save lives."

Xiao Kai De Ling became more and more confident, "Xiao Bian, did you hear that? I'm in charge of your matter, now let's start your statement."

Xiaojian objected, "I'm not called Xiaojian. Please call me Li Yapeng, sir."

Xiao Kai shook his head, "In the sea of ​​knowledge, the boss is Tian. God has just spoken, you are a bitch, and there will be no more Li Yapeng from now on. If you continue to insist on your unfaithful demands, I will be helpless and will dismiss your case."

Let me ask you one last time, are you a bitch?"

Xiaojian wanted to cry but had no tears, "I am Xiaojian myself."

Xiao Kai expressed his relief, "That's right. In the sea of ​​knowledge, how can you be allowed to offend? Only those who understand current affairs are heroes. Don't you want to be a hero?"

Xiao Jian grimaced, "I don't want anything else. I just want to enjoy the same treatment as ordinary residents of the Consciousness Sea."

Xiao Kai immediately rejected him, "You are currently a prisoner and can only apply to enjoy the treatment of ordinary prisoners."

Xiao Jian asked, "How are ordinary prisoners treated?"

Xiaokai scratched his head and said, "We haven't formulated the charter yet."

Xiaojian became anxious, "Isn't this nonsense? The attitude at the beginning really shocked me. I thought it was so formal, but in the end there is not even a charter. Is this your attitude towards work? I want to report it to the superior."

Xiao Kai persuaded him, "The boss is at the top. It's useless if you report him."

Xiao Jian curled her lips and said, "Not necessarily. I see you meeting Peak Master Jian is like a mouse meeting a cat. If you are reported by me, at least you will be deemed to be incompetent, and all your previous flattery will be in vain."

Xiao Kai was struck by what he said, but he still tried his best to hide his guilty conscience, "The criminal dared to threaten me, which constitutes contempt of court. I'm afraid the punishment will be increased by one level."

Xiao Jian was not convinced, "You are carrying out a mass lynching, how can you come to court?"

Xiao Kai was stunned at first by what he said, and soon became arrogant again, "My boss has been awarded the title of Vizier Baihuo by the Emperor. The sea of ​​knowledge is a natural territory, and any department can be established. Do you understand now? Xiaobian

people."

Xiao Jian protested, "Your Majesty's foul language is insulting to the gentlemen. Since your Majesty is already prejudiced, I am afraid that I will not be able to continue to handle the case fairly. I apply for your Majesty's withdrawal from the case and assign another official to take charge."

Xiaokai made arrogant words, "Are you a bitch? Are you a human being? We merged together just to talk less nonsense, why does calling you a bitch become a swear word? Do you think you are some kind of insult? In view of the lack of application for recusal

Based on the facts, it shall be rejected in court. This is the final ruling and the humble person shall not appeal.”

The little bitch sighed, "If I say that I am an immortal and not a mortal, I'm afraid you will still have a lot of excuses waiting for me."

Xiao Kai immediately stopped the conversation, "Xiao Jian is indeed not a mortal, but he is not a demon fairy either, he is still a human being. Do you still dare to say that you are not a human?"

The little bitch gave in and said, "Your Majesty is so eloquent, I'm convinced."

Xiao Kai was a little proud, "I learned this from my lord, who was awarded the title of the Biggest White Egg in the Sky by the Emperor. From now on, you will be immersed in this sea of ​​knowledge, and you will have to improve a lot just because of your speaking skills."

Xiaojian decided to accept the reality, "I have a sentence in jail, but I wonder when you are going to release me?"

Xiao Kai said frankly, "It depends on whether your transformation is ideal or not. The final decision will be made by the boss."

The little bitch still couldn't help complaining, "How can it be that your boss decides everything? As the general manager, you must come up with a charter as a basis for execution, so that everyone can act according to the rules."

Xiao Kai nodded, "What you said makes sense, because you are the first prisoner of the Consciousness Sea, and everything is still blank. We can work together to improve the relevant rules and regulations."

Xiao Jian asked, "If I help, is there any reward?"

Xiao Kai promised, "The sentence can be reduced, and maybe he can be paroled."

Xiao Jian couldn't believe it, "The sentence has not been determined yet, so what's the point of commuting it?"

Xiao Kai will not be questioned about anything, "The way you think about it is the same as saving money. Although you don't know how much it will cost to do things in the future, you have to save up first, and the more the better."

The little bitch was completely convinced, "Do you have a nickname, sir? If not, I would like to give you one for free."

Xiao Kai was very happy, "I have long envied our boss's nickname. However, I have agreed in advance that if it doesn't appeal to my ears, I won't accept it even if it's free."

Xiao Jian was a little vague, "Then I don't dare to vouch for it. I just think it's very appropriate, so I called it platypus. What do you think, adults?"

Xiao Kai was slightly disappointed, "Although I didn't plan to compete with the boss, I guess you are an immortal after all. You should be nicknamed at least something like the King of Knowledge. I didn't expect you to be so down-to-earth. Anyway, it is a gain after all.

It’s my first nickname, and the platypus is more advanced than the carp, so I just collected it.”

Xiaojian hurriedly expressed his merit, "Does this count as a contribution? How much can the sentence be reduced?"

Xiaokai accepted the nickname after all. He couldn't refuse sternly, so he had to respond perfunctorily, "One day."

Xiaojian was very happy, "Everything is difficult at the beginning, take it one day at a time."

Night Owl listened from beginning to end, and finally couldn't help but sigh, "What a platypus, I'm convinced."

Xiaotian let out a loud bark, and Erlang quickly translated, "Submit."
Chapter completed!
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