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Chapter 172 Wendou(1/2)

Chapter 172 Literary Fight

Author: Miracle Pie

Chapter 172 Literary Fight

On the martial arts stage.

We are just discussing with Nascent Soul Child on how to end the game and need to determine an ideal way.

However, I was still a little worried about Yuanying Xiaotong, "How are your acting skills? If you feel it's not good, you can find someone else to take your place."

Yuan Ying was very confident, "I, you may not remember. In fact, in our previous life, we were actors and actresses, that is, royal cross talk actors. The basic skill is to learn how to speak and sing. And this learning of Chinese characters refers to acting skills."

She felt very sad, "No wonder, I always have the urge to do cross talk. I really can't remember. I wonder what our professional level was at that time?"

The Nascent Soul child pursed his lips, "It's not quite satisfactory. However, being able to become a actor is considered to be an above-average level. Later, because he offended Xingba, he was kicked out of the palace, so he had to change his singing to "Lotus Blossoms Fall."

It's just a little strange, "It's good to perform for the people, why do you want to change your career?"

The Nascent Soul child was a little hesitant, "It's convenient to come to ask for rewards."

It was then that I realized, “Isn’t that like a beggar?

The Nascent Soul boy corrected him, "Don't let yourself sink. We are organized and should be called disciples of the Beggar Clan.

He simply sighed and said, "Being the leader of a Beggar Clan, I really can't say it out loud."

The Nascent Soul child also imitated Jian Jian and sighed, "We are not the leader of the gang, we are the servants who make the gang leader laugh."

He was such a shameless person, and he felt a little feverish on his face at this moment, "Let this past incident drift away with the wind, and don't mention it again in the future."

The Nascent Soul boy nodded, "If it weren't for the purpose of proving my acting skills, I wouldn't have even planned to tell you. It wouldn't have left a shadow on your heart, right?"

I was very touched, "That's not to say that I have been trained to show weakness, pretend to be coward and get scolded all the way. It seems that you still feel sorry for me."

The Nascent Soul child climbed along the pole, "In this world, if I don't feel sorry for you, who else can I feel sorry for?"

I was trembling all over, "Don't say such disgusting words in the future, my goosebumps are not enough."

Nascent Soul child also started to feel a little nauseous, "I agree."

He simply explained his thoughts, "Sima Nan is related to the immortals. If he loses to me, it will be too eye-catching. Once the little bitch disappears, the immortal world will send people to investigate and focus on this game. Therefore, my victory,

It must be an unexpected result to reduce the suspicion on me."

Nascent Soul child also understands the stakes involved, "To reduce suspicion, we can only fight with words, not with force. Fortunately, you have not yet exposed your true strength, but you will have to continue to show weakness for a long time in the future."

I almost knew he had an idea, "You have already made plans on how to fight."

Yuanying child covered his mouth and said happily, "I'm going to talk about stand-up comedy. You can choose any project of your own choice, and we will compare who is more popular with the audience."

I felt quite helpless, "Although it was a little playful, it was in line with Xiaobian's temperament. As for the result, you don't need to compare to know that you won. After all, there are too many gamblers hoping that I will lose. You can win in a literary fight, but you can't.

Winning the game has a lot to do with it, so don’t play with it.”

The Nascent Soul child didn't like to hear it, "You really think I'm a five-year-old child, I won't stop talking."

After discussing the strategy with Nascent Soul Child, Jian Er and Xiao Ling were sent to Jian Er and Xiao Ling off the stage to outline the idea, and assigned them to act as caretakers at the right time, as a last resort in case of unexpected needs.

After the arrangements were completed, Jian Jian and Sima Nan came to the edge of the martial arts stage and faced the audience.

He simply raised his hands and saluted, "Everyone has seen that we have been fighting for a long time, and we are still evenly matched. If we continue to fight, we will both lose. Therefore, we have discussed it and decided to decide the outcome in the form of a civil fight. I would like to invite you all.

Help, and let me judge the winner in the end."

Some audience members in the audience couldn't help but ridicule, "Dabai Huodan, you have been pretending to be a bastard, and you still have the nerve to say that you have been fighting for a long time."

He simply ignored that person, but Sima Nan, who was controlled by the Nascent Soul Child, suddenly felt annoyed, "You stand there and talk without hurting your back. If it's not a fight, do you mean to say that I've been messing around for a long time, but in the end I couldn't fight?

Just a bastard?"

The man was so embarrassed, "I'm speaking for you, why don't you know what's good and what's good?"

The Nascent Soul child snorted coldly, "Do I need your help? Look at how bear-like you are. Do you plan to help me eat or drink?"

Jian Jian explained from the side, "Sima Nan will present a stand-up comedy. This is to show everyone his skills first. In the jargon, it is called live smashing. It can be said to be a very skillful cross talk method. As a competitor, I have to be impressed.

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Some viewers were critical and said, "Knowledge is nothing! Actors who harm each other are called cheating. You two defend each other, what the hell is this? The audience is your bread and butter, you can only respect them and not offend them."

She simply rolled her eyes at him, "But you didn't spend any money to buy a ticket, right? You can't count him as his food, clothing, and parents. If everyone doesn't like to see Sima Nan so much, why don't they all shout "Hello" for me, even if he loses. Let's ask him to hurry up

Once you step down, you will be able to stay out of sight."

These remarks sparked outrage.

"What good things are you thinking about? Fishing in troubled waters won't work. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll call you your new nickname."

"What's the new nickname? Why didn't I know it?"

"The name Sima Nan gave him before was really indecent. After all, Dabai Huodan is also the number one in the Wu family. If I don't get angry to a certain extent, I really can't say it out loud."

"That's right, we don't have much hatred in the first place. We just hope that he loses so that we can get some pocket money to drink."

"Stop it! Let Sima Nan finish the cross talk right now, so that everyone can win money."

The crowd of onlookers actually became quiet, which shows the high proportion of punters among them.

Yuanying child cleared his throat. He had completely mastered Sima Nan's body, and even his speaking voice was not bad at all. What he came up with was a traditional cross talk called Silly Guy's New Year's greetings. The story is about a person who doesn't mean what he says.

, sooner or later there will be a joke.

I almost frowned after listening to it. This Nascent Soul child was really not that good at talking about cross talk. Wherever he should emphasize, he casually took care of it. When he should slow down, there was no pause, just like an endorsement.

The reaction of the audience was indeed not good. Some even booed and told Sima Nan to get off the stage, but this person was quickly scolded by everyone and ran away. No matter how harsh the words were, they could not make him step down. This was just giving everyone money to drink.

The God of Wealth.

When it was Jian Jian's turn, he told a story about how he became the God of Poetry in a different world. And at the strong request of everyone, he recited the article that had been compiled to become a god.

"Pooh.

Cough, bah.

Uh-huh bah.

Bah, oh, bah, cough.

Oh, bah, bah, bah, ho.”

After listening to it, Yuanying child had to admit that his acting skills had improved again.

Although all the words used are onomatopoeic, when read from Jian Jian's mouth, it seems as if he is telling the most wonderful story in the world, and every audience member listens to it, and it becomes their own story.

The Nascent Soul child also had his own story. His eyes were wet with tears and he couldn't help but shout, "Okay!"

Although the audience also appreciated Jian Jian's performance, when it came to their own drink money, they had to cover their mouths with their hands for fear of shouting "Hello". Unexpectedly, Sima Nan switched sides and shouted "Hello, everyone" for his opponent.

I feel so angry.

"What the hell is this?"

"Sima Nan, can you do it?"

"We haven't expressed our position yet, Sima Nan, don't give in first."

"Hurry up and vote, it's going to rain."

"Changes will happen later, Ma Liuer's."

I really don't know what these people are thinking, "Then let's follow what I said before. If you think your performance is better, please raise your hand."

After the words fell for a long time, in addition to Jian Er and Xiao Ling raising their arms, there were scattered digital supports from the crowd.

Sima Nan on the stage also raised his hand.

The audience was in an uproar when they saw this.

"As agreed, winning or losing is decided by the audience, and Sima Nan has no right to admit defeat."

"I am against Sima Nan admitting defeat and cheating!"

"Sima Nan, don't get off the stage!"

He simply asked deliberately, "Sima Nan, are you planning to admit defeat to me?"

The Nascent Soul boy shook his head, "I have no intention of admitting defeat. I just think you did a better job, so I raised my hand."

Finally, an audience member couldn't stand listening anymore and couldn't help but got angry, "Sima Nan, you are so stupid. I hate your hypocrisy the most. I would rather lose money this time than piss you off. Come on, you are definitely better than him."

good."

The surrounding audience retorted in unison, "If you don't pee on him, we will."

"As long as they can win money, anyone can pee."

"You're so stupid if you don't pee!"

Amidst the curses, the person who challenged Sima Nan was carried out of the arena.

Some viewers became impatient and said, "Dabai Huodan, hurry up and admit defeat, get out of here!"

The Nascent Soul boy decided that the opportunity had come, and pointed at the man's nose and cursed, "Get out of here! Are you the host? The vote hasn't been voted yet. Do you plan to let me win?"
To be continued...
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