17, Chapter 17
"Ah ah, did this damn old woman take the wrong medicine today?! Why are you chasing her so hard today?! She said she has no money, no money! If I had money, Ah Yin, I would have paid the rent long ago!" said the man with messy curly hair.
The hairy Sakata Gintoki was speeding down the street in his little sheep. After making a thrilling turn, he looked up and saw a person appearing in front of him. He was so frightened that Sakata Gintoki slammed on the brakes and yelled, "The one in front of you."
Make way, make way, make way, don't block the road! Make way quickly! Hey, that guy in sportswear in front, get out of the way, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
"I can't stop it! I can't stop it! Ah Yin, I can't control my ancient power! Even if I use Ah Yin, my giant tower of Babylon, I can't stop it!!! What's going on with the ears in front of me?
Ahhh!!!”
"Quickly - hide - get away - ahhhhhhhh!!! Ah Yin, I don't have money to pay for medical expenses, ahhhhhhhhh!!!"
"bump!--"
At the last critical moment, Sakata Gintoki turned the front of the car and collided with the man in sportswear who was walking in front and turned a deaf ear to his shouts. Tuanba Tuanba became an unknown object huddled on the ground.
"Hiss - it hurts so much. Is Ah Yin's head okay? Is Ah Yin still alive?" Sakata Gintoki touched himself up and down and breathed a long sigh of relief after making sure that he had not lost any body parts, and then posed
He looked like a villain and said fiercely, "Hey! You guy, quickly compensate Ah Yin for my mental loss and medical expenses! And my dear little sheep, its head will be knocked off by you! You know it
How valuable is it?! It has become an inseparable family member from Ah Yin!!!”
The money gained can be used to play with small steel balls! In this way, the rent owed can be paid off, and you can also eat the huge deluxe chocolate parfait that you have been thinking about for a long time!
Sakata Gintoki, who had no idea about his gambling luck, thought this way.
Arasuke, who had dark blue hair and wore a slightly outdated sportswear, rubbed his head with a headache, stood up unsteadily, and held his waist: "Hiss--it hurts, it hurts!"
He looked at Sakata Gintoki with some dissatisfaction: "It's obviously you who suddenly rushed out and bumped into me, why do you still need me to compensate?! Shouldn't it be you who should compensate?!"
Sakata Gintoki looked like he wanted to say something more, but suddenly he was stunned, "Ah ah ah, it's too late! This time, A Gin, I will let you go if there is a lot of it. You won't be so lucky next time!" As soon as he finished speaking
, he helped the car up with his hands neatly and started to run.
Arasuke seized the opportunity and hugged Sakata Gintoki's waist tightly. His eyes were bright, and his waist and head no longer ached. He promoted in a brisk tone: "Wait a minute! Sir! Listen to your tone.
Are you in any trouble? This is Yadou Know-It-All, he can do anything! Because of our fate just now, it only costs five yuan! Five yuan for all! You are guaranteed to be satisfied!"
Sakata Gintoki could almost see the little star materialized behind the man in front of him. He blinked hard, "Are you dazzled? How come you can see the stars?!"
Sakata Gintoki shook off other thoughts and began to pull Arasuke, who was holding on to him with all his limbs, "No money! If I had money, A-Gin, I wouldn't be so embarrassed by being chased for rent! Go away, go away! A-Gin, I am now
I’m so busy that I don’t have time to mess around with a brat like you!!!”
After hearing this, Arasuke not only did not give up, but his eyes lit up: "It turns out that I am worried about being chased for rent! No problem, just five yuan, just give it to me, Night Fighter!"
"Ah?! You brat, what can you do? If you claim to be a god, then let me, Gin, win 100 billion yuan casually so that I can pay the rent, eat well and drink spicy food!" Sakata Gintoki said.
Arasuke asked while panting heavily, not having any hope for him at all.
"I'm going to kill the people who are chasing your rent right now!"
Wait, wait, what?
The solution you say is to solve the problem of chasing rent is not to give me money to pay back but to directly kill the people chasing rent?!
You are such a fucking logic genius!
Sakata Gintoki was about to speak when he met Arasuke's eyes and felt a sudden chill down his back——
This guy is serious!
He really plans to do this!
It was unmistakable, this kind of murderous look, this kind of look in the eyes of a person who walked out of the sea of corpses, and had killed countless people, this kind of evil ghost-like look in his eyes.
Arasuke had a brisk smile on his face, and the look in his blue eyes was extremely sincere. His dark blue hair jumped with his movements, and he repeated what he just said: "I will kill and chase you now."
Rent man!”
Sakata Gintoki's back was about to start sweating. He laughed dryly: "Well, it doesn't have to be like this. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!"
After saying that, when Arasuke wasn't paying attention, he threw away his hand and rode the little sheep to run very fast, as if he was hiding from some evil spirit.
However, to be honest, it's true.
Arasuke did not continue to pursue him, his blue eyes flashed with interest, he raised the corners of his lips and disappeared.
Kiyoki Arasuke's vest this time is the protagonist of Noragami, Yato. This world has nothing to do with the vest world, which means that you can let yourself go and wander as you like.
Arasuke rubbed his hands in excitement, ready to make a move, and set his sights on Sakata Gintoki, the big...little guy, I have decided, it’s you, Sakata Gintoki!
During this period of time, I will leave it to you to take charge of my diet and daily life, Arasuke-sama!
It’s time to eat and drink!
After going through a lot of hardships, Sakata Gintoki finally got rid of his mother-in-law who was crazy about chasing him for the rent today. He clutched his painful stomach and grinned and ran into a public toilet. He took off his belt and relaxed happily.
Just when Sakata Gintoki finished relaxing and went to take out the paper with a happy expression, he frightened and took out nothing——
bathroom,
No-paper-la-!!!
Sakata Gintoki's head was like a poorly oiled machine. He lowered his head bit by bit, his pupils were shaking, and he was at a loss. His eyes were focused on everything he found on his body——
A few five-yuan steel coins, a small rubber band that I put on my body at some point, and two or three inferior candies.
…
No wait, no matter which Ah Yin’s ○flower it is, it won’t be able to bear it!!!
Sakata Gintoki's face almost faded: "Is it difficult, is it possible that I, A Gin, will die here today?!"
Across the door, Arasuke tossed a roll of paper in his hand up and down with a proud look on his face. He cleared his throat slightly and shouted inside: "Mr. Sakata, it seems you are in trouble! Yato God is here.
It only costs five yuan to serve you! You can’t buy it, you can’t be cheated, you can’t suffer losses, but as long as it costs five yuan, all the trouble will disappear!”
Sakata Gintoki was startled by his sudden voice: "How do you know my name?! No, it's definitely your fault that there is no paper in the toilet! Absolutely! I will never give in, Gin!"
"
Arasuke deliberately made heavy footsteps on the floor, "Really? Then I'm really leaving. By the way, this place is quite desolate. No one may come for a week, and you may not be here for three days."
Even if the ○ flowers are dry, no one will come!”
Pfft——
It was the sound of a sharp knife piercing Yinjiang's heart.
Arasuke showed victory in his eyes.
"Well, well, since the guy next door doesn't need it very much, how about giving it to me?" A voice suddenly sounded, accompanied by a knock on the door, "I have been squatting here for almost three hours.
Chapter completed!