"Hey! Isomura-kun, is it you, Isomura-kun!" Sakata Gintoki made a surprised voice, "You don't have any paper there?!" No way, could it be that he really misunderstood? This guy really

Did it happen that I happened to be holding the paper, that I happened to walk to this toilet, that I happened to know that he was here, and that I happened to recognize him and talk to him?!

It’s getting more and more suspicious when you think about it, okay?

The man named Isomura-kun sighed, "Although I like to use the toilet, I didn't expect that there would be no paper. What a coincidence, Curly-kun, we met again without paper.

It’s really fate. Is this also a revelation given to me by the God of Hemorrhoids?”

"No, I don't want to have such a fate with you at all!"

Hattori Zenzo's knock on the door stopped, "By the way, is it true that this guy said that for just five yuan, all the trouble will disappear? I just need help with something."

Hattori Chunzou sat inside, moved his stiff buttocks a little, and felt the ○ flowers that were about to become dried. His voice froze in despair, and after a while he continued, "Excuse me, can you cure me?"

Do you have hemorrhoids? Or you can give me endless hemorrhoid medicine."

To be honest, taking medicine for hemorrhoids is really too expensive! He worked for so long just to treat his hemorrhoids and it was really painful!!!

Please, God of Hemorrhoids, please let me go!

The corner of Arasuke's mouth twitched: "Sir, I may not be able to help you with hemorrhoids, so you can do your best." Arasuke thought for a while, "Maybe you need a roll of paper towels now? But I only have one here.

Oh, if I give it to you, Mr. Sakata will be gone."

"Then please don't give it to me carelessly. I happen to have five yuan here. Please take it. Oh, by the way, my name is Hattori Zenzo." Hattori Zenzo opened the door slightly, revealing a long, thin slit.

It was extremely dark inside and it was difficult to see the specific appearance. Hattori Zenzo stretched out his hand and handed out a five-yuan coin.

Arasuke happily took the coin and tossed it up and down. The coin reflected a silver light in the air and fell into Arasuke's eyes, which made Arasuke's blue eyes extremely cold: "I have indeed received your wish."

!”

This line is so cool!

"?! Wait a minute, hey! Wasn't it Ah Yin and I who came first?! Wasn't it me? Did the paper and toilet paper just go out like this?! What about Ah Yin? What about Ah Yin and me?! Don't forget that there is

Ah Yin's existence!!!" Sakata Gintoki wailed and shed two tears in his heart, no, Ah Yin is really going to die from this!

Ah Yin is the male lead! Is it really okay for the male lead to be ignored like this?!

Arasuke handed the paper to Hattori Zenzo through the crack in the door, and said with a smile: "Mr. Sakata, you can also hire me for five yuan to buy paper for you."

After a while, accompanied by Sakata Gintoki's muttering, the door belonging to Sakata Gintoki's compartment quietly opened a crack, and a five-yuan coin was handed out: "Here, take it, Ah Gin, I'll give it to you."

Just give the paper to me, Ah Yin! The wind is blowing the Ah Yin flowers so cold, damn it!"

Arasuke happily took the coin, touched it with his thumb and index finger, tossed the coin high and then caught it in his hand: "I received your wish!"

The next second, Arasuke handed a roll of toilet paper to Sakata Gintoki.

Sakata Gintoki:???

Sakata Gintoki: "So fast?! You guys were ready early in the morning, right?!"

Arasuke:…

Arasuke tilted his head and stuck out his tongue and smiled: "Hey!"

"Hey, what, hey! Do you still want to get away with it at this time? I already know you, Gin!" Sakata Gintoki angrily answered his physical needs, opened the door, and happened to find Hattori Zen next door.

He opened the door, and their eyes met for a moment. He didn't even have time to tuck his top into his pants. His clothes were in a mess, one skirt was slightly scattered, and his walking posture was a little awkward.

Arasuke hissed, ah, how come this is like stealing a love affair and getting busted?

No, wait, dress???

Shouldn't this be a man?!

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his eyes, "Could it be that I have been dreaming from the beginning, Gin? This dream is too real! Is it too scary for Isomura-kun to become a woman? This is simply worse than an egg yolk

It's as scary as a bastard suddenly turning into a good wife and mother!"

Sakata Gintoki didn't know what he thought of. He trembled all over and showed an indescribable expression.

Arasuke blinked and looked at what Hattori Zenzou was wearing. From the neck down, the figure was bumpy and feminine, but from the neck up...

He is basically a middle-aged frustrated uncle who picks his feet, and he also comes with a bottle of oil.

Arasuke thought with dead eyes.

This combination of beauty and beast... "Excuse me, are you performing body art?" Arasuke seemed to be asking from the bottom of his heart, extremely curious, and his blue eyes were full of curiosity.

Sakata Gintoki on the side finally made himself understand that this was really not a dream. He rubbed his curly hair fiercely and then began to look at Hattori Zenzo. After a while, his eyes were dull and he muttered to himself: "Tan

Yellow dress…”

Arasuke subconsciously continued: "Fluffy hair..."

All of a sudden, Sakata Gintoki and Hattori Zenzo all looked at him, and Arasuke looked at them with a calm face, very steady, without any panic, as if the person who just blurted out was not him, and he didn't have the villain in his heart.

I mentally slapped myself hard and scolded myself for not surfing the Internet in the future.

Sakata Gintoki looked at Arasuke for a while and then shifted his gaze to Hattori Zenzo, "Isomura-kun, you really have an amazing hobby." Sakata Gintoki looked extremely complicated, and he looked at Hattori up and down.

Quan Zang's figure showed a complicated expression that mixed "I can" and "I can't", "Hey, suddenly I remembered that if I put the head of the wig on, there would be no sense of disobedience!"

Sakata Gintoki looked at Hattori Zenzo's waist. At this waist, Sakata Gintoki thought of his own sexual transformation, Miss Ginko, and made a twisted sound of envy.

Damn it! Even Miss Ginzi doesn’t have such a thin waist, you bastard!!!

Hattori Zenzo had a serious look on his face and said righteously: "Speaking of which, you may not know that this is also a kind of training of ninjas, just like the training of Naruto and Jiya-sensei."

"...How is it possible that there is such a practice!!! Don't bully Ah Yin because I don't have enough education, you cross-dressing pervert!!! How can someone take something like this in a jump comic seriously!"

"How could it not be! Apologize to me and Naruko-chan, you curly-haired bastard!!! Naruko-chan will shoot Rasengan at you, you damn curly-haired bastard! I'll blast you into the sky and you'll be a complete scumbag!"

None of the dregs will be left for Mother Earth to digest!"

"Why are you hemorrhoid monster using your beep beep beep beep to say some rude words!!! If your country mother knew that her son was like this, she would definitely use her freshly polished boots.

Kick your ass blessed by the hemorrhoid god!!!"

"Ha?! You damn curly hair! I curse you in the future to eat instant noodles without seasoning packets, buy Jump, and never be able to buy the latest issue!!!"

…

Arasuke watched the two of them having an elementary school student quarrel in the toilet and yawned quietly, silently imagining how the wig's head would look like when it was connected to Hattori Zenzo's body.

Hiss——, Arasuke coughed dryly, the power is so powerful! Is this the charm of a wife?!

Arasuke clapped his hands together and made a crisp slap, "Pause for a moment, are you two sure you want to express your longing for each other in the toilet?" Don't you think the smell is a bit inappropriate?

The two of them looked at each other and turned away from each other with a tacit understanding, "Ouch!"

When they found a quiet park, Hattori Zenzo asked Arasuke while talking about his hemorrhoids: "Master God, can't you really help me contact the Hemorrhoid God to help me be accommodating? I'm already very accommodating.

I worship his old man devoutly in my heart."

Arasuke shook his head: "I've already said that I can't help you, sir. Let's not talk about whether there is a god called the God of Hemorrhoids. Even if there is, this is the god's preference for you. You have to be grateful and accept the gift of the god happily.

right!"

As he said that, Arasuke's expression flashed with a trace of disgust uncontrollably, but it quickly disappeared. Hattori Zenzo, who lowered his head slightly and supported his buttocks, didn't see it, but Sakata Gintoki, who had been looking at them, saw them all.

In eyes.

Hattori Zenzo sighed regretfully, saying that he still had work to finish and left first. He was wearing his long women's skirt and walked away with a somewhat twisted posture, leaving Sakata Gintoki and Arasuke face to face.

watching.

Sakata Gintoki rubbed his cheeks with both hands and looked like he was in big trouble: "So, what do you want to do?! You also got the five yuan, so stop pestering me, Ah Yin.

I am a mature adult, but I need to work to support a large family! I don’t have time to play house with you here!"

Arasuke clasped his hands together and his eyes emitted "Pica, Pica" light waves: "This Mr. Sakata! I feel very destined to you! You are the first person who can clearly detect my presence before I speak, so

, please stay with me!”

Sakata Gintoki:?!

"What, why are we together, ah?! Ah Gin, I am not the kind of casual man! I won't be so casual!" Sakata Gintoki said in a panic, "How can we just meet each other for the second time?

Requesting to operate together!"

Arasuke seemed to have not heard what he said, and continued talking to himself, "So, in order to prevent me from disappearing like this," he showed a slightly sharp smile, with his small tiger teeth exposed, and he was in a trance.

Nakasakada Gintoki seemed to see flames burning in his eyes, "Please remember me, remember my existence firmly."

He approached Sakata Gintoki, his blue eyes and Sakata Gintoki's red eyes looked closely at each other, and he said in a pious and coaxing tone: "Please worship me, believe in me, and remember me."

"My name is Yadou."

"Yato, the god of disaster."

"Whether it's killing monsters, revenge or killing, as long as you make a wish, I can fulfill it for you."

The god who called himself Yadou smiled, but Sakata Gintoki saw a blazing flame inside. This flame was burning all the time, as if it was going to burn the whole world.

The gods are longing for believers.

This sentence suddenly flashed in Sakata Gintoki's mind.
Chapter completed!