If Li Tianyou had heard these words before he saw the ability of the old Taoist, he would have definitely scolded you, you are the God of God, and your whole family is God of God.【】

But now he doesn't even dare to think about it.

After hearing the old Taoist tell his story about his past, Li Tianyou already understood the other party's intention.

I used to be the God of God in heaven. Because of the different nature of his work, he often brought bad luck to people. Therefore, he had no serious friends in the sky for tens of thousands of years. Feeling that life was boring and boring, God of God approached the Jade Emperor. Request to be transferred from the post.

The Jade Emperor, who had tried to shirk several times, couldn't shirk anymore, so he directly told the God of God that the Immortal in Heaven wanted to change positions with him, and there were only two ways in front of him:

First, continue to work in the position of Suishen.

Second, after being reincarnated for ten lives and resolving the grievances of people in the three realms against him, he can cultivate immortality again and use other immortal methods to create the supreme immortal position.

And Li Tianyou is the tenth incarnation of Gushen, and now he has the opportunity to cultivate immortality again.

The fat on his body is also the resentment of the creatures in the three realms against him. As for how to resolve these resentments, only Li Tianyou himself can do it.

After listening to this mythical story, Li Tianyou touched his body carefully and said to himself: I never expected that I was so awesome before and dared to challenge the entire Three Realms alone.

After Taoist Samsara finished telling the story, he didn't say any more. He took out his mobile phone and enlarged it into a tablet. After clicking a few times, he handed it to Li Tianyou: "Now you can choose the immortal method to practice again. After you choose it, I will The mission has been completed."

Seeing the other party's businesslike appearance, Li Tianyou felt a burst of contempt in his heart. Why are you pretending? After all, we used to be in the same unit. If you don't care about the friendship of colleagues, there's no need to put on such a big air!

Li Tianyou bargained: "You said that I have done so many immoral things in my position of God, don't we have any preferential treatment and subsidies from heaven? Isn't this a bit inhumane? If other colleagues see this, what do you think? What would they think?"

Li Tianyou covered his heart and said sadly: "My heart is so cold right now."

Samsara Taoist explained: "You have indeed sacrificed a lot for the work of Heavenly Court. Our Heavenly Court also has a lot of love for you as an old minister. Take the technique you are about to choose as an example. Any immortal who wants to practice immortality needs to Use the contribution points from working in the fairy world in exchange, and your contribution points can be freely selected from 30,000 fairy methods."

After hearing this answer, Li Tianyou's fat face was squeezed into a flower, and he quickly thanked him with joy.

Li Tianyou, who kept dreaming that he would be the future ruler of this world, excitedly opened the folder "Encyclopedia of Immortal Magic".

The first thing that comes into view is the number one exercise:

"XXXX"

These symbols are scarlet like dynamic fonts, and the color above is like blood flowing continuously.

Weird and scary.

Li Tianyou was confused for a while, what happened?

Is this the 4x method? Or the 4x method?

Or maybe this technique has no friends, and the person who created this technique doesn't even dare to give it a name, feeling that it is not worthy of it.

Li Tianyou's biggest advantage is that he will never waste time on things he can't figure out. He looked down and saw that the second ranked technique was called "All Living Beings Technique", but what puzzled him was that the name of this technique was Bleak. of black.

The restless Li Tianyou quickly looked down, and the third, fourth, fifth and even tenth were all like this...

He was unwilling to slide his hand hard, trying to slide the page to the bottom. As the screen kept moving upwards, all the magic he could see was dull black. Finally, he saw a little red light. , Li Tianyou was so excited that he quickly found it.

Just when he saw the words "Guangshen Dafa", Li Tianyou couldn't help but cursed: "Fuck you, uncle!"

Damn it, are you kidding me? The name looks like my old practice, so how do I choose? I have finally been reincarnated and gone through ten lives, just to be my old self?

I'm full!

After reading all the immortal spells, Li Tianyou found that except for the nameless immortal spells and the God-seeking spell that ranked first, the rest of the immortal spells were actually as dull and black as he thought.

He suppressed his anger, gritted his teeth and asked, "Don't tell me that you can't learn black skills."

Taoist Reincarnation laughed sheepishly and said, "The black ones are all learned by the immortals and are not willing to share them with others."

"If you are willing to share it with others after learning it, it will appear in red."

In fact, the reincarnation Taoist knew that before he descended to earth this time, all the immortal arts were still red, but no one was willing to let Li Tianyou learn his own immortal arts. After all, he was the reincarnation of the God of God.

Li Tianyou's face turned pale and he almost collapsed.

He never thought that he would be so miserable. He had read a lot of online novels. Once the protagonist in them had an adventure, he would immediately counterattack, turn over in an instant, and get some superpowers, including clairvoyance and control of people's hearts. Or maybe there are all kinds of awesome superpowers, but what about yourself?

I finally had a chance encounter, and I was the reincarnation of God. Not only did I have no powerful skills, but I couldn't even lose weight. After ten lives, I was finally able to learn the magic of immortality. Unexpectedly, I was boycotted by a group of non-human species. I haven't posted anything these days.

The more Li Tianyou thought about it, the more he felt that he was miserable and that life was too cruel.

Why can't everyone give a little love?

"Actually, the God of God is the best choice for you. As long as you are willing to choose this spell, you can directly restore your divine status without practicing at all. Why not do it?"

Hearing the words about reincarnation, Li Tianyou was heartbroken. He was too stupid to be a god. This position was so damn cheap that he could become a god directly without even practicing.

This god is too much of a child’s play!

As the saying goes, cheap goods are not good, and good goods are not cheap. He decided to beat him to death and not become a god. As for the number one skill, Li Tianyou could only say "haha". How could such a good thing in the world be left to a person who once had it? The God of God.

If he really had a heaven-defying skill, I'm afraid the Jade Emperor would have learned it a long time ago, so he wouldn't be able to do it in his turn.

"I quit. I will be a mortal for the rest of my life, and anyone who wants to be a god can be a god."

Samsara advised: "If you don't choose and don't have magical power to protect your body, after twelve o'clock tomorrow noon, the resentment in your body will explode directly, and everyone around you will die by then."

Li Tianyou's heart trembled. He didn't expect the matter to be so serious. Recently, he felt that walking was becoming more and more difficult. He thought he was getting fat again, but he didn't expect that the problem would appear here.

However, after much thought, he felt that he still couldn't become the God of God. After all, he had gone through nine lives of suffering, and now he was just on the verge of success. If he chose the "Great Method of God of God" again, wouldn't he be mentally ill?

If this is the case, all previous efforts will be in vain.

Besides, if I return to heaven as a god, my former colleagues will not laugh at me to death.

After thinking about it, he felt that it would be more reliable to choose the number one skill, at least there would be a chance to rise.

After clicking on the 4-crossed exercise method, it is introduced above:

This technique has nine levels in total and is an incomplete technique.

Practitioners must be mortals and be prepared to die suddenly at any time.

Seeing this, Li Tianyou's forehead burst into black lines. What the hell is this? Will he be able to survive?

The old Taoist priest smiled and said: "This technique has never been practiced by anyone since the establishment of Heavenly Court. I advise you to choose the God-defying Technique."

In fact, this point of reincarnation is true. Since the emergence of this skill, no one has been able to practice it. After all, it ranks first, the contribution value required is ridiculously high, and it must be practiced only with a mortal body.

Various restrictions and its introduction have deterred many gods.

"That's it! I want to see how awesome this number one technique is."

Samsara twirled his white beard and advised: "If you choose this, you may die at any time. If you fail, you won't even be able to make the God. You have to think carefully."

Li Tianyou nodded firmly.

The old Taoist priest stopped trying to persuade him, and just looked at the other person deeply with complicated eyes. Then he cut an incision on Li Tianyou's palm and waited for the bright red blood to flow all over the palm, then printed it directly on the screen of the mobile phone.

Then he took his mobile phone and pointed it three feet above Li Tianyou's head to scan.

"What are you doing?" Li Tianyou was confused.

The old Taoist replied: "There are gods three feet above the head, haven't you heard? The gods of all the gods are here. I will scan your godhead now, which is the same as scanning the QR code in the human world. It is all to prevent mistakes. "

After all the procedures were completed, Samsara Taoist glanced at Li Tianyou meaningfully again, without saying goodbye, he just waved the fly whisk and disappeared without a trace.

Standing in the mountains, the lonely Li Tianyou shouted several times but no one answered. After calming down and feeling the changes in his body, he didn't feel any different from before. If he hadn't seen the liquor on the ground and the scars on his palms, he would have Everyone feels that what just happened was just a dream.

More than an hour later.

Li Tianyou, who was sweating profusely, pushed the white Lima electric car to the entrance of Longtanhe Village. At this time, his whole body was soaked with sweat and he was extremely embarrassed. He kept cursing the reincarnation Taoist in his heart. He didn't have any clue about the Kung Fu method. Riding an electric bike and dragging me so far would make me feel stupid, and I would have to push myself back halfway through the ride.

Just as he was greeting Samsara Taoist sincerely, a small convoy of three Rolls-Royces passed by him from far to near. The car in the middle deliberately lowered its window, and there was a handsome young man sitting in the car. When he saw Tianyou pushing the electric car, he showed a contemptuous smile.

Seeing this person, Li Tianyou's face turned gloomy.

He didn't expect that Li Tianci would come back the day before his coming-of-age ceremony. He believed that this monster-like cousin definitely didn't come back to congratulate him.
Chapter completed!