Curry Sauce: "By the way, Ye Fan, I don't know what you like. I see that you have always liked watching anime. I didn't understand, so I bought you a figure. I heard the clerk said that this is a hot item this year.
,hope you will like it."
"That's really costing you money. Let me see if it's a figure?" Ye Fan said expectantly.
I saw the curry sauce reaching into the bag, took out a Momonosuke figure and handed it to Ye Fan and asked: "How is it? Do you like this watch?"
"I...I like it. Thank you so much. I will definitely send you a wreath next time it's your birthday." Ye Fan said through gritted teeth.
Zi Qiao: "What are you bringing back? I've brought you something good now. Look, these are fried steamed bun slices."
"Ah, it's steamed buns again? In the past few days, I've eaten steamed steamed buns, fried steamed buns, stir-fried steamed buns, and steamed bun soup. Now I get goosebumps when I see steamed buns." Curry Sauce Sheng said helplessly.
Zhao Haitang continued to add: "In the past few days, we have seen a million ways for Steamed Bun to die. What mistake did Steamed Bun make? You want to treat him like this."
Yifei smoothed things over and said: "Meijia bought two bags of steamed buns, so I don't want to waste them. I've tried my best to cook in different ways."
Ye Fan: "Sister Yifei, don't mention it. Except for steamed buns, every dish is made of steamed buns. Apart from the difference in saltiness and lightness, the names are also different. There are big steamed buns that destroy the world and small steamed buns that are crystal clear. I can't even hear it.
I’m almost tired of hearing this.”
Yifei was speechless in response, and said with shame, "You did it if you have the skills, and it sounds good if it has a name. I'm not the one who bought so many steamed buns."
"I'm just in time for a big supermarket sale. The more you buy, the better the deal!" Meijia defended.
"A good deal? How good a deal?" Zhang Wei said with eyes shining.
Dali was also curious and said: "That's not right. I have researched the supermarkets in our community. They will receive WeChat push notifications when they have promotions, but I haven't received any push notifications similar to discounts recently."
Meijia: "How could it not be possible? A steamed bun originally cost two yuan, but now it's on sale for 100, and it only costs two hundred and fifty yuan. Look at what a deal it is."
Everyone: "Heh...heh, what a bargain."
Looking at the speechless people on the side, Zi Qiao explained: "What she looks at is not the twenty discount but the face!"
"The day before yesterday, Meijia was walking on Love Street and met a handsome guy selling drinks. After chatting for a few words, Meijia fell in love. The good guy bought two boxes without saying a word. Alas, he finally made some money selling small cakes.
You used all the money to feed the little fresh meat." Zi Qiao said helplessly.
Meijia: "I don't like hearing this. Steamed buns and drinks are necessities of life."
Zi Qiao: "Tsk, you, a pregnant woman, bought two boxes of sanitary napkins the day before yesterday. Are they also necessities?"
Meijia: "I...I"
"This can't be blamed on Meijia. The preference for good-looking people is determined by human biological instinct." Xiao Hei suddenly came out and said.
After seeing Xiao Hei, Zhang Wei complained: "Xiao Hei, you are finally here. Everyone has been waiting for you for a long time."
Xiaohei: "Don't worry, please continue to listen to me. Beautiful faces are often highly related to health, and health is closely related to human biological instincts. However, human biological instincts are flawed and unfair. To overcome this
Problems caused by instinct require my invention. Congratulations, everyone! You are all one of the lucky ones! You have the opportunity to try out my new invention for free."
Yifei: "Are you saying that just a few of us were selected out of 10,000, or are we with consecutive numbers? Are you sure you are familiar with it?"
Xiaohei: "How is that possible! Look, these are my new invention, average-looking glasses! It has a simple appearance and luxurious interior. It is cheap and has many functions. It will be a new start in your life!"
Ye Fan: "This is so hype, are you sure it's not a sales pitch? Average-looking glasses? What do you mean?"
Xiaohei: "I knew you would ask this. To put it simply, no matter whether it is fresh meat or old bacon, as long as you wear it, everyone's face will look the same and it will become an average face! So it is also called
The famous science fiction novelist Ted Chiang once described this kind of glasses in his science fiction novel and discussed the impact of appearance discrimination on society. Through my efforts, these glasses have become a reality."
Meijia asked: "But what's the use of this?"
"This is an epoch-making invention. Face reading has caused many tragedies, such as the Trojan War and the Maweipo Mutiny. There have been many wars in history because of face reading. With this pair of glasses, I believe that the relationship between people is better."
The relationship will become more and more harmonious until there is world peace!"
"Great, you need these glasses the most, so you don't have to smoke the little fresh meat every day." Ziqiao pointed at Meijia and said.
Meijia said dissatisfied: "Who knows whether it is reliable or not? What if you go blind if you wear it?"
Xiaohei: "Don't worry, it's absolutely safe. I used big data and used countless faces to finally calculate the average human face, which is the average appearance."
Zhang Wei wondered: "Is there really an average appearance?"
Looking at the ignorant Zhang Wei, he vigorously popularized science and said: "Human beings have similar aesthetic perceptions of human faces. An Internet celebrity face is a high-level average face, with a small face, a pointed chin, a high nose bridge, big eyes, and a pouty mouth. Internet celebrity face
If you watch it too much, you will become face-blind, and if you look at the same face again, it will be the average face of an internet celebrity."
Xiaohei praised: "What Dali said is right, but my average face is the opposite. Internet celebrity face makes you excited. Average face makes you calm. To put it simply, average face is a low-profile ordinary version of Internet celebrity face."
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Zhang Wei: "Oh, I don't understand what you're talking about. Anyway, it's free. Let me try it first."
Zhang Wei took the glasses and put them on. After wearing them for a while, Zhang Wei's expression suddenly changed.
Ye Fan wondered: "What's wrong with Zhang Wei? What does an average face look like?"
Meijia: "Aren't you handsome?"
"Zhang Wei, you look very excited." Dali looked at the abnormal Zhang Wei and asked.
"Ah, I'm going blind. What the hell? I don't want to play anymore," Zhang Wei said, throwing down his glasses.
Seeing Zhang Wei who was in an abnormal mood, everyone put on the glasses out of curiosity. As soon as they put them on, Zhao Haitang laughed: "Hahaha, Zhang Wei didn't expect you to have an average face. This is so funny."
Chapter completed!