Zhang Wei: "What's so funny? Xiaohei, let me ask you, even if the average boy's face is mine, why is the average girl's face also mine?"
Xiaohei: "Time is limited, I only calculated the average of men, so I used your face for both purposes."
Everyone: "Hahaha, Zhang Wei is a man for both men and women."
"This is a shoddy product that defrauds consumers. In the name of a lawyer, I ask you to destroy the product immediately and send an apology letter." Zhang Wei said angrily.
Ye Fan: "Zhang Wei, I advise you to keep the big deal down. Now only a few of us know it. Once you send the lawyer's letter, the whole world will know that you have an average face, hahahaha."
Zhao Haitang added fuel to the fire: "Look at the two o'clock direction, there is a maid Zhang Wei pouring wine."
"Oh, stop looking, stop looking, what's so good about this." Zhang Wei wanted to take away the glasses in shame...
"Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha" the magical voice of curry sauce echoed in the apartment
Ye Fan and Yifei, who was hanging clothes on the balcony at this time, came over curiously and said: "Curry sauce, you laugh like this when watching a horror movie?"
Curry Sauce smiled and said: "You will know when you put on your eyes."
When I put on my eyes, I saw that all the faces of the characters in the movie turned into Zhang Wei's face. Looking at Zhang Wei's magical face, Ye Fan couldn't help but start laughing wildly.
Yifei was also laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe and said: "It's a good scientific experiment, but you turned it into entertainment. Xiao Hei knows it's time to cry."
Ye Fan: "Yes, you are really talented in curry sauce."
Hearing Youcai Curry Sauce suddenly said unhappily: "You are talented. I keep meeting scumbags recently. I don't know if it's my bad luck or my IQ problem."
Yifei: "I'll help you analyze how you usually choose your date."
Curry Sauce replied: "The first is to look at the face, the second is to look at the face, and the third is to look at the face."
Yifei: "Oh ~ you are a good-looking person, what next?"
Curry Sauce: "Ah? Then, aren't we together again?"
Ye Fan: "What, then you are too casual. Why don't you get to know the other person first?"
Curry Sauce: "Is it very casual? Didn't you and Dali come together without knowing each other very well?"
"Um, this..." Ye Fan was speechless when asked, and could only choose to ask Sister Yifei for help.
Yifei said earnestly: "Love needs to be talked about. Aren't Dali and Xiaofan still at this stage? How can you communicate with your previous boyfriend?"
Curry Sauce: "Well, usually the other person does the talking."
Yifei: "Then you won't respond?"
Curry Sauce: "I usually only say three sentences, you are so awesome, I don't understand, and I have learned a lot, so that the other person will be very happy."
Yifei was stunned by the manipulation of curry sauce and said helplessly: "Your love style that only looks at faces without communication is very dangerous. The first step to stop scumbags is not to be fooled by those beautiful skins."
"But when I see a handsome guy, I get starry-eyed and can't control it!" Curry Sauce said while eating the snack in his hand.
Ye Fan suddenly had an idea and said: "This is easy to do. Isn't there some average-looking glasses invented by Xiao Hei? When you put it on, everything you look at will look like Zhang Wei's face. You will never become a nymphomaniac when facing Zhang Wei's face."
Bar."
"If you don't look at handsome guys, what else can you do?" Curry Sauce asked in confusion.
"Ask questions, take the initiative, understand the other party and filter out scumbags, and don't use your signature three-sentence sentence."
After listening to Yifei's words, Curry Sauce said: "But I don't know how to chat with boys."
Yifei said speechlessly: "It's not difficult, just talk to the boys about your interests, hobbies, life pursuits, ideals and so on."
Curry paste: "Oh, that's right. My hobby is eating, my pursuit is eating more, and my ideal is lying down when I'm full."
Ye Fan: "Oh my gosh, Sister Yifei's curry sauce is left to you. I suddenly realized that I miss Dali so much. I really can't stand it anymore. I'm going to say goodbye."
Curry Sauce: "Cut, go away, go away."
After leaving 3602, Ye Fan walked into 3601 and looked at Dali, who was typing on the computer. Ye Fan hugged Dali and said, "There will be a small animal theme party downstairs tomorrow, will you participate?"
Dali: "Little animal theme party? Okay, I just have nothing to do, so let's go together."
Ye Fan: "Okay, it's settled."
The next day, Ye Fan had nothing to do and walked past Zhang Wei's law office. He looked at Zhang Wei who was fussing about something and asked curiously: "Zhang Wei, what are you doing?"
"The nose clip can make my nose straighter and more beautiful."
Ye Fan: "Hahaha, what's going on with Zhang Wei? Why are you still wearing a nose clip? I'm laughing so hard."
Zhang Wei looked at Ye Fan and said formally: "Xiao Fan, what do you think I look like?"
Ye Fan: "Hey, what are you doing? I don't like your words, please stay away from me."
"Who is good at this? I'm just asking you if I'm handsome." Zhang Wei asked.
Ye Fan replied: "It's not bad, at least I can tell it's a human being."
Zhang Wei: "I'll just treat you as comforting me."
Looking at the decadent Zhang Wei, Ye Fan encouraged: "Zhang Wei, you have to be confident. It's already good that your face can reach an average level. Not everyone is like me, naturally beautiful. By the way, there's a party downstairs."
Together, you can chat with the young lady."
Zhang Wei: "Tch, what do you mean, little sister, I have something else to do, you go ahead."
Ye Fan: “Drinks are free.”
"I'm going to get ready now. What do you think I should wear?"......
Entering the party with Dali on his arm, Ye Fan saw Sister Yifei who was eating cake. Ye Fan said: "Sister Yifei, why are you here?"
Yifei: "I'm here to help Curry Sauce as a consultant and teach him how to look past the appearance to see the essence."
Dali: “What about the curry sauce?”
Ye Fan pointed to the door and said: "The curry sauce is here, hey~ Haitang is here too."
Ye Fan: "Zhao Haitang, you are here too. Are you also here to help with the curry sauce?"
Zhao Haitang: "As a consultant? I'm here to see Teacher Hu. The pop-up club is rehearsing a new program recently, but fortunately many students can't take leave. I'm here to help Teacher Hu."
Yifei: "I can't control the matter of asking for leave, but you don't have to worry too much, there is always a way."
After saying that, Yifei turned her head to the curry sauce and said: "Put on your glasses and don't look at your face. Are you ready?"
Chapter completed!