Zhao Haitang: "What is this?"
"This is an authoritative questionnaire that I found on a blind date forum to test boyfriend power. It can reveal a person's emotional quotient, IQ, cultural foundation, gentleness and considerateness, etc." Curry Sauce replied
Ye Fan: "We have to fill out a questionnaire when we start a conversation. You city people are really good at playing. I'll ignore you. Dali and I went to the other side."
Ye Fan: "Dali, what you wore today looks really good."
Dali: "That's for sure. I have studied several books on dressing and worked as a dressing trainer for a period of time."
Ye Fan was surprised and said: "So awesome, then look at what I'm wearing today."
Dali looked at Ye Fan and thought for a while and said: "Well, how should I put it? The colors of your top and pants are different, and your shoes are matched casually. Moreover, your age is more suitable for wearing youthful clothes, but you just wear
If it doesn't work like a middle-aged man, the more I look at it, the more displeased it becomes. From now on, I will help you match your outfits every day."
Ye Fan smiled and said: "Okay, it's up to you. But why are there so many people in this bar doing test papers all of a sudden? Is curry sauce so charming?"
Dali: "Of course, our country has more boys than girls, and there are even fewer beautiful girls. Curry sauce will accept anyone regardless of appearance. Of course, there are more people taking the test paper."
Ye Fan: "Oh, that's it. Then let's go see so many people and see how many of them are qualified."
Ye Fan: "Hey, sister Yifei can do it. There are so many test papers. Let me tell you how many people have passed."
Curry Sauce: "Forget it, there are so many people and none of them have passed the test yet."
Yifei: "Stop complaining about curry sauce, someone finally passed the test and got full marks."
Ye Fan: "Full marks are okay, but perfect marks are too fake. Is this test paper easy? Curry sauce, please give me and Dali a test paper, and we can help you check it."
Thirty minutes later, "Curry sauce, what are you doing? My wife has a difficult delivery and the doctor asks you whether to keep her older or younger. At this time, your mother jumps into the river and forces you to keep her younger. What do you do? This kind of gift
Can propositions be made by humans? You call out the guy who got perfect marks in the test. He has no problem and I will die here on the spot. Where is the curry sauce?" Ye Fan said furiously.
Zhao Haitang said in a strange tone: "She was having a great time chatting with that Eric!"
At this time, Ye Fan also noticed Zhao Haitang's abnormality and said cowardly: "No, Haitang, Curry Sauce is not your girlfriend. Isn't it normal for her to chat with others? Why are you jealous?"
Zhao Haitang, who seemed to have been poked into someone's hands, said in a panic: "How, how is that possible? I'm helping Curry Sauce eliminate scumbags. That's right."
Ye Fan said with disdain: "Tch, you're talking to yourself. You slowly observe this Eric. I'll ask Dali how many points he got."
When Ye Fan left the bar, he saw Dali chatting. As soon as he walked in, Ye Fan heard a coquettish voice, "Saonuo, why are you here? It's been a long time."
Chen Nuo: "You don't know, this is very popular today. Everyone knows that there is a beautiful girl here who takes an exam to recruit a bride. Why don't I come here to try my luck?"
Ye Fan: "Hey, do we, Mr. Chen, still need luck when chasing girls? As soon as you open your mouth, a truckload of young ladies wave to you."
Chen Nuo: "Brother Fan, you don't understand this. Let me give you an analogy. I bought my brother an Iron Man toy worth a thousand yuan, but he went to grab the marbles of the kid next door. I asked him why.
, he told me because I haven’t played it.”
"Eh~ Your comparison is really worthy of being made by you, it's so cool." Ye Fan said with a look of disgust.
Chen Nuo: "Tsk, as long as you are not coquettish, as long as you are not coquettish."
Ye Fan: "Okay, go ahead and do your test papers. I'll come find Dali. You can go wherever you want to cool off."
After driving Chen Nuo away, Ye Fan was just about to walk to Dali when he heard screams coming from the toilet.
I wonder why there are screams in the toilet? Toilet? Could it be Zhang Wei?
Ye Fan quickly ran to the toilet, but saw Yifei and Zhao Haitang walking out of the toilet. Ye Fan quickly asked: "What happened just now."
Zhao Haitang replied: "It was the guy who got perfect marks in the exam before. He ran to the toilet to make a phone call. I thought something was wrong with him so I followed him. As expected, he actually bought the answer online for 50 cents, and he
He actually has a girlfriend. This kind of bad behavior is really despicable and shameless, and then he was sanctioned by the righteous Teacher Hu."
Ye Fan: "Well done. I have looked down on people who get perfect scores since I was a child. Uh-huh, they are cheating. But I think the curry sauce is terrible. I finally passed the test and still turned out to be a scumbag."
Yifei: "Oh, this is the only ear left. Let me tell Curry Sauce the bad news."
Zhao Haitang stopped him and said, "No, no, no. If Curry Sauce knows that Eric is a scumbag, she will definitely be sad. We have to inform her more tactfully."
Yifei: "Then what do you think we should do?"
Zhao Haitang sighed: "Now that things have happened, it seems that I have to use my acting talent. I will pretend to be Eric and refuse the curry sauce."
Dali: "You? Can you do it?"
Zhao Haitang: "Tsk, my acting skills are well-known in our pop-up club, so just take a good look at me."
After saying that, Zhao Haitang walked to Curry Sauce's seat. As soon as Curry Sauce saw the disguised Eric, he said excitedly: "Eric, you are here."
Zhao Haitang: "Ms. Shi, I have something to tell you."
"Why is your voice different from just now?" Curry Sauce seemed to notice something.
When questioned, Zhao Haitang quickly said a few times: "Actually, I..."
I thought I was going to get drunk, but I didn't expect Curry Sauce to explain himself: "The smell of cigarette smoke in the toilet must be too strong. I'm choking. Let's have a glass of wine to moisten your throat."
Watching Eric drink wine and curry sauce, he suddenly confessed affectionately: "You are different from all the boys I have known before. You are better than them all. I used to only look at faces when I fell in love. For the first time, I discovered that dating and chatting can be...
So happy."
Zhao Haitang, who was overwhelmed by Curry Sauce's sudden confession, could only say: "Then you can chat more, maybe you can have fun chatting with everyone."
Curry Sauce said disapprovingly: "Eric, what do you think of me?"
Zhao Haitang: "You are beautiful, cute, and beautiful."
Looking at Zhao Haitang chatting happily with Curry Sauce, Ye Fan said to Yifei and Dali: "Is Zhao Haitang okay? The more I look at it, the more I feel that Zhao Haitang is trying to pick up girls in the name of Eric."
Chapter completed!